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Crime / Re: Soldiers Foil Armed Robbery Attack In Zamfara, Capture One (photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 1:26pm On Sep 27, 2017
Is their job. I won't thank them
Romance / Re: This Plus-Sized Lady Is Full Of Love For Herself (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2017
I better marry elephant, so that I will know that I am just married to an elephant
Food / Re: Huge Python Swallowed Antelope In Ondo; Was Caught And Butchered (Photos, Video) by Turtle3Dove(m): 12:37pm On Sep 27, 2017
Innocent animal. Nigerians. Well hunger is everywhere

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh & Kenneth Okonkwo Stage A Walk To Promote Peace & One Nigeria (Pics) by Turtle3Dove(m): 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2017
I wonder if it is by force to stay together.

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Music/Radio / Re: Are these P'square's Top 10 Greatest Hits? See inside by Turtle3Dove(m): 10:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
By tomorrow it will be top 1000
Romance / Re: Stay Away From My Wife-husband Calls Out Man Toasting His Wife On Facebook by Turtle3Dove(m): 1:01pm On Sep 25, 2017
May be your wife is secretly enjoying his chats. Women can pretend. Guy go in for prayers

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Celebrities / Re: Jaiye Kuti Reacts To Rihanna’s Dressing: “This Is Madness” by Turtle3Dove(m): 12:27pm On Sep 25, 2017
And these are they set of lunatics our girls imitate. I spit!

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Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by Turtle3Dove(m): 3:45pm On Sep 24, 2017
This is a Romantic rape
Politics / Re: Kanu Violation Of Bail Conditions: Abaribe, Others Risk Imprisonment- Presidency by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:58am On Sep 24, 2017
The truth is that this country belongs to the Northerners. They govern it and says who will govern it, they make and unmake the law. Only a fool will believe in One Nigeria
Politics / Re: Jude Idimogu: It's Too Late For Igbo To Pull Out Of Nigeria by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:54am On Sep 24, 2017
Your personal opinion oga. Is not by force to stay together. Never force yourself on someone who says No, rather give them reasons logically why you think they should stay
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph And Charles Okocha Will Make A Fine Couple (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:52am On Sep 24, 2017
So marriage is now a public suggestion. Never let the public push You into a mess that you will regret
Celebrities / Re: Sheilah Parker And Davido Saga: "I Truly Woke Up To Your DM,” She Insists by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:24am On Sep 24, 2017
Even when the punishment is death by hanging, a girl will never say the truth. They can tell lies just to guard their pride

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Akwa Ibom At 30 In Native Dress by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:09am On Sep 24, 2017
The governor of Akwa Ibom will hit that bumbum tonight. I commiserate with your bumbum

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Nairaland / General / Re: Young Man Poses Inside A Casket (Photo) by Turtle3Dove(m): 6:25pm On Sep 23, 2017
There is a new psychological disorder called ASS, meaning Attention Seeking Syndrome. This is really affect about 85% persons in the world. about 70% of ladies

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Politics / Re: FG To Merge BVN, Driver’s Licence, National Identity Card by Turtle3Dove(m): 6:23pm On Sep 23, 2017
After all these hodohodo, they can't still trace the likes of Evans, and criminals. Nigeria always wasting money on irrelevant stuff. Is only when they citizens are happy that all these stuff matter.




What is a hungry man doing with a biometrics?
Fashion / Re: Types Of Nigerian Make Up Artists We All Know. (with Funny Meme) by Turtle3Dove(m): 2:25pm On Sep 23, 2017
God will punish make up artist in a special way. This stuff is causing HBP to my scrotum
Crime / Re: Gang Kills Father Of Five For Laughing (photo) by Turtle3Dove(m): 9:37pm On Sep 22, 2017
Later they will come screaming that Islam means peace or a religion of Peace, Peace when her members are 24hrs ready for war and fight.








Peace my scrotum!!!

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Literature / Re: Ivara Esege, Chimamanda Adichie's Husband, Pictured With Her Brother, Kene by Turtle3Dove(m): 9:40am On Sep 22, 2017
So this Naira land is owned by a Muslim, when any post on Islam is made, they block it from non-muslims. But a post on Christians is open to all. Cenobitic stupidity.........

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Culture / Re: Igwe Godwin Madu Buys Mercedes-benz G-wagen 2018 (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 2:20pm On Sep 20, 2017
These are they people that kill the Igbo's. When they know how much they gain from politicians, they won't have the moral strength to criticise injustice in the land. Don't be surprised to notice that the road linking to his village is not tarred, no good water, hospital and school system and you are buying G-wagon.

Igbo's are the number downfall of their fellow Igbo's

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Celebrities / Re: Biafra: Blessing Anyim Speaks On What Celebrities Should Do by Turtle3Dove(m): 9:29am On Sep 19, 2017
Look at your mouth like baby vulture. And what are you doing outside the country? Come and follow them and agitate. Centenary fools!! you want us to fight so that at the end you will come and rule us after most of us have ended up in the grave.


I think this girl have not seen her period for 5yrs

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Travel / Re: When Every Flight In Florida Is Grounded (Photo) by Turtle3Dove(m): 5:15pm On Sep 18, 2017
This a country where the system is working. The government know what her duty is. In Nigeria common helicopter won't go for service for about 3yrs plus.


Our leaders have looted the country to the height that looting is now becoming a national right

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Politics / Re: 2019: Men Behind Buhari by Turtle3Dove(m): 2:31pm On Sep 17, 2017
You think this is FA Cup, Carling or Champions league that you want to carry back to back? Guy please go and rest. We sincerely appreciate the damage you have done.........
Politics / Re: 2019: Men Behind Buhari by Turtle3Dove(m): 2:29pm On Sep 17, 2017
2019! When you can't handle maturly 2015 given to you. So you want to use all our money for your treatment? Mr. President Sir, please humbly and kindly go and rest when your tenur is done. If you can resign now, better for us...... Under your watch, Nigerians are boldly talking about disintegration!

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Gifts Jane Mena N2million For Winning Dance Competition (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2017
Kecee is a Certified and legendary Lunatic. Boys and girls who struggle hell to make it in school were never given any money, a girl twerked and you gave her 2 million. Tufiakwa!!

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Pets / Re: Monkey Adopts Chicken As They Become Inseparable In Israel (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:28am On Aug 25, 2017
Later they will say humans are more rational than animals. Rational my scrotum!!

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele's 40th Birthday Party (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 11:21am On Aug 25, 2017
There is hope

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Celebrates Her 40th Birthday: 9 Things You Should Know About Her by Turtle3Dove(m): 12:06pm On Aug 24, 2017
rubbish

Crime / Re: Lady Accuses Man She Met On Instagram Of Abusing Her Sexually by Turtle3Dove(m): 9:41am On Aug 22, 2017
History has it that, so called holy, gentle and holy guys, are potential rapist. This act of rapism, is follow come...
Romance / Re: Hilarious Chat Between Man Who Wanted Nudes And A Facebook Lady by Turtle3Dove(m): 9:35am On Aug 22, 2017
lolss

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Celebrities / Re: Uriel And Bassey Co-host Nexus Kitchen Cookout In Ibadan by Turtle3Dove(m): 5:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
After this, they will host each other in the bed room...

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Travel / Re: Delta Air Launches Direct New York To Lagos Flight by Turtle3Dove(m): 5:34pm On Aug 21, 2017
Good. We are improving..
Celebrities / Re: Zamar, Runtown And Selena Leath's Son Is Too Cute! (Photos) by Turtle3Dove(m): 5:24pm On Aug 21, 2017
Silly parents every where

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