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Romance / Top Most Ridiculous Excuses That Happens On Dates by tweetsme(m): 9:15pm On Jul 08, 2016
Scrolling through Facebook the other day, I got a birthday notification for a "friend" and felt a twinge of guilt.

He's not so much my friend as he is a dude from Tinder I went out with a couple times. The second time, I pulled a serious dick move to ditch him. I'd invited him over to go to a warehouse party with me, but while we were pre-drinking at my place, I got a text from my friend saying she was already at the party—and she was with a dude I liked a lot more than Tinder boy. I started low-key telling my date I didn't think he would like the party; I said there was going to be a bunch of burners there in costume, and that it didn't really seem like his scene. I also began complaining about how expensive it was to get in, all the while maintaining that I was obliged to go because of my friends.

None of it worked—he was still keen on hanging out. So, knowing he'd done a lot of drugs in the past and was now completely straight edge, I told him how badly I wanted to get high that night. I actually don't even do MDMA that often (anymore), but I said my plan was to get bleeped out of my mind. He was definitely not into that but still seemed to be considering going with me.

Finally, I more or less kicked him out of my house.

It was not my finest moment, but it seems I'm not alone. Some people will do anything to avoid confrontation—take for example, this woman who pretended to be ill while on a hiking date and ended up being helicoptered off a mountain because she didn't know how to just tell her date she was having a bad time.

We reached out to a bunch of people for their most shameful get-out-of-a-shitty-date stories. Here's what they said:

Changing the clocks
This was in college. Because I am old, that means it was before everyone had a smart phone, or at least a cellphone, and we still relied upon actual alarm clocks.

Anyway, this girl and I had been flirting for a few nights prior, so by the evening we finally hooked up, the action had become pretty hotly anticipated. We get back to my dorm around midnight and dive into bed and... it's just terrible. We were the perfect amount of sloppy, but she was... it was like hooking up with a bag of milk.

So I slow things down and tell her I'm just tired and pretend to sort of pass out. She isn't happy, but says fine and tells me she has an early class, so I need to set the alarm for 7 AM.

Sure thing, I tell her. And I did set the alarm for 7 AM. But as soon as she fell asleep, I leaned over and set the clock forward six hours. She woke up and went off to class... at 1 in the morning. Of course, once she had left, I went back out to the bar. —Seth, 33

Bullshit TV emergency
I was 25, and I just started dating after leaving the Roman Catholic seminary. This was my first blind date ever. I was nervous because the person who set us up wasn't really a friend, just someone who I knew, but she assured me that her friend was cool.

She didn't tell me that her friend was 20 years older than I was.

I had a bad feeling the second we met up for a coffee. She started talking about her kids and her ex-husband, and I thought, I want to be anywhere else right now. So I pretended to get a call from my roommate.

"Hey man, oh dammit, I totally forgot! I'll head home right away and record it."

I told the date that I had to go home and record the finale of The OC.

Pretty sure I heard her say, "Yeah, right," as I ran down the street.
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Computers / Steps To Take Before Selling Or Giving Away Your Apple Products-iphones by tweetsme(m): 8:53pm On Jul 08, 2016
before you think of selling or giving way your Apple’s products such as iphones, ipods, ipads and ipod touch, you should follow this steps and guidelines. manually deleting your accessories such as documents, calenders, streams,contacts, photos,reminders and of course any other icloud data while you are signed in to icloud with your Apple ID.this would delete your contents from APPLE’S ICLOUD SERVERS and any devices you signed in to icloud.

To be on the safer and better end kindly adhere and follow this steps and guidelines .
1: If you have paired your Apple Watch with any Apple products such as Iphone, kindly unpair your Apple Watch
2: Now you need to backup your IOS devices
3: Tap setting> iclod, scroll down a bit and tap in SIGNOUT. in IOS7 or earlierdevices just tap delete Account and you are Good to go .
4: Tap SIGNOUT again, then tap delete FROM MY IPHONE and Enter your password.
5: Go back to settings and Tap GENERAL>RESET> ERASE ALL CONTENT AND SETTINGS. if you try to turned on FIND MY IPHONE, you might need to enter up your Apple iD and password.
6: If you are asked for your device password or Restrictions Passcode, Enter it then you can now tap ERASE[device].

NOTE: please kindly note this following guidelines. when you tap ERASE ALL CONTENT AND SETTING, it completely erases your device including if you have any credit or debits cards you might have added to Apple Pay and any photos, musics, contacts. this would turn off icloud imessage, game center, facetime and other Apple services or devices but your content won’t be deleted from icloud.com when you erase your devices.
IF YOU NO LONGER HAVE YOUR IOS DEVICE DONT WORRY JUST FOLLOW THE STEPS BELOW
If you abide strictly by following the above steps and its weren’t completed and you no longer have your IOS device, don’t get panic, just follow the steps below.

1: Using the above step kindly ask the new owner to erase all content and settings.
2: For those of you using icloud and FIND MY IPHONE on the device, please SIGN IN to icloud.com/find>select the device and click ERASE.when the device has been erased, kindly click REMOVE FROM ACCOUNT.
3:if you find the above steps confusing or ambiguous, don’t worry, just change your Apple ID password. this will not remove personal information stored on your old device but it will prevent the owner from deleting your information from icloud.
4: De-register Imessage if you’re switching to a non Apple Phone.
5: For those using Apple Pay, you can remove your debits or credits cards at Apple’s icloud.com. kindly choose settings , this will help you see which device are using Apple Pay . you are now free to click REMOVE.
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Jokes Etc / Can You Go A Day Without Your Phone? by tweetsme(m): 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
Hello everyone. Just want to hear your response on this question. How long can you go without using your phone a Day?
Family / Ever Seen A Live Birth Of Twin. This Photographer Captures The Very Moments by tweetsme(m): 1:41pm On Jul 07, 2016
Ever seen a live birth of twin. this photographer captures the very moment twin is born inside Amniotic sac. We hear the special congratulatory messages whenever a new child is welcome but we may not have see or imagine how it look like seeing a live birth.

Not only is it rare for twins to be born at home, but it’s also exceptionally rare for any baby to be born “en caul,” or inside the amniotic sac — which is exactly what happened with Baby B. The amniotic sac provides the baby with a constant supply of nutrients, as well as serving as a cushion of protection from any bumps that might occur from the outside world. As the baby grows inside the protective membrane of his or her mother’s amniotic sac, it typically bursts naturally, causing the mother’s water to break.

Mom and Dad had 30 minutes of bonding time with Baby A before Baby B arrived en caul. However, Mom and Dad had no idea the other twin would be born completely encased in the sac until the moment he started to crown. And, according to Buzzfeed, the babies were born so swiftly that the OB-GYN and his team arrived after they were already successfully delivered by the father. Absolutely incredible.

Scroll down to see this miraculous home birth for yourself
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Sports / Lionel Messi To Appeal The Judgement Placed On Him Earlier Today On A Jail Term by tweetsme(m): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2016
lionel messi to appeal the judgement placed on him earlier today on a jail term. the barcelonal star lawyer is filing an appeal immediately.

earlier today:Argentina and Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi has been sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud.

His father, Jorge Messi, was also given a jail term for defrauding Spain of €4.1m (£3.5m; $4.5m) between 2007 and 2009.

They also face millions of euros in fines for using tax havens in Belize and Uruguay to conceal earnings from image rights.

However, neither man is expected to serve time in jail.

Under the Spanish system, prison terms of under two years can be served under probation.

The footballer and his father were found guilty of three counts of tax fraud in Wednesday's ruling by the court in Barcelona.

As well as the jail terms, Messi was fined about €2m and his father €1.5m. They made a voluntary €5m "corrective payment", equal to the alleged unpaid tax plus interest, in August 2013.

The sentence can be appealed through the Spanish supreme court.
lionel messi to appeal the judgement placed on him earlier today on a jail term. the barcelonal star lawyer is filing an appeal
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Romance / 5 Realities Of Date Rape Many Women Already Know by tweetsme(m): 4:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Because Cracked has some sort of masochistic commitment to covering every aspect of date rape on a comedy site, we've already told you about how shitty the legal system treats it, how colleges try to sweep it under the rug, what it is like to perpetrate a sexual assault yourself, and how the world reacts when it's a guy being raped by a girl. I'm also unlucky enough to be in the position to share some firsthand knowledge, and since date rape is just one never-ending pit of bullshit, I think there is more you need to know.
#5. Your Rapist Can Be An Otherwise Normal, Nice Person


Let's just get this out of the way in the beginning: The vast majority of rapes are committed by someone the victim knows. Current estimates put it at about 80 percent perpetrated by nonstrangers, while 47 percent are committed by a friend. Think of your friends. Are they sociopaths? Probably not, or why would you be hanging out with them in the first place? Yet, if you were the victim of a rape, there is almost a one-in-two chance that your assailant would be one of those great people.


Live your life in complete paranoia because everyone is out to get you.

Mine was a very nice guy. We were extremely close friends and had even hooked up consensually in the past. If this event had never happened, we might still be in contact today, and I would scoff at the idea that he could ever do something so horrible.

I think that is why so many people have a problem with the reality of date rape. If I were to describe my rapist, he would sound like, well, you. If I were to recount our time together, up to and including the party on the night it happened, almost all of it would seem enjoyable. Since our monkey brains want to believe people are either good or evil, we have a hard time handling anything more nuanced, like the fact that good friends can suddenly become rapists. If my rapist was a nice guy, then the situation must have been my fault in some way. I must have been flirting with him. He was confused, since we had sex in the past. There was alcohol involved, so he didn't know what he was doing.

We cling to bullshit like that because, otherwise, we have to face the possibility that our society is so broken that it makes rapists out of regular people. Or, that hiding inside seemingly normal minds lurk potential monsters. People who might never get punished and who go on to live long, happy lives, who don't look like rapists, and, most of the time, who aren't acting like rapists. People who we work with, who are friends with, who we are related to. Those people are also capable of committing a crime that could get them up to life in prison if they were convicted.

And no, before those with hair triggers start firing off reactionary accusations, I'm not saying everyone is a potential rapist. I'm saying that in a lot of real-life rape cases, you would never fathom them having the thought, let alone being capable of actually doing it.

#4. Sometimes, It's Just Easier Not To Press Charges

That is, if they ever make it to court in the first place. We've told you before how absolutely horrible the criminal justice system treats women who decide to press charges. Every woman who is sexually assaulted has a tough decision to make: Does she want to put herself through that?

"Hmmm ... Relive the worst moment of my life, or take that economics final? Tough call."

I knew better than most how difficult the process could be. I had been volunteering at a women's shelter/rape crisis center for a few months and had been well trained in the realities of getting a rape case through the legal system to a conviction. So, there I was, answering calls from others who had been sexually assaulted, encouraging them to go to the hospital and get a rape kit done -- when I hadn't. I was telling them their options about pressing charges, when I had decided I wasn't going to. Does that make me a giant hypocrite? Yeah, maybe.

But, I had weighed my options. I was in my junior year of college. I had classes to worry about, volunteer work to do, and parties to attend. Pressing pause on all of that -- to fight a case I knew I probably wouldn't win -- just didn't seem worth it. He didn't attend my university, so going there for justice wasn't an option. The first person I told the next morning (what's known as an outcry witness) didn't seem to believe me (because, remember, my rapist was SUCH a nice guy), and that set the tone in my mind for how all people would react. After that, I didn't tell more than a select few friends what had happened because, while I stopped hanging out with the guy, I didn't want to make people choose between us ... in case they didn't pick me. Believe me, I am well aware of how bleeped up that is.

Coming second to a rapist would probably do a number on your self-esteem.

It wasn't an easy decision to make. We're taught from infancy that doing something wrong has consequences and that the punishment should fit the crime. It was extremely difficult to know he was continuing his life as if nothing had happened and knowing that he was going to get away with it. But, by deciding not to press charges, I made the decision that I was not going to be defined by this experience and that I was going to take back my life.

#3. You Don't Always Feel Like A Victim

There is no question I was raped, by the legal definition. And I would like to think that the majority of men in that situation wouldn't be confused about whether I was consenting or not: He had to hold me down, and I was crying and begging him to stop. It was pretty damn obvious. I suppose I could have gone a step further by constructing a flashing neon sign that said, "YOU ARE RAPING ME -- PLEASE STOP RAPING ME". But, because I don't want to insult women who go through violent rape, or who are drugged, or who are attacked in an alley by a stranger, I don't consider myself a victim in the same way. I'm not saying that it was a pleasant experience or one that I ever want to go through again. I'm just saying that I don't label myself as a victim.

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Health / Disaster: This Irritating Skin Disease Is Caused By A Fake Alternative Medicine by tweetsme(m): 3:32pm On Jul 05, 2016
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Alternative medicine can be a fairly controversial topic, and people tend to have strong opinions about it on both sides. Regardless of your view, however, I think we can all agree that some of what passes for “medicine” in this category is a bit odd. Take the practice of cupping therapy, for example.

Fire cupping is an ancient form of therapy that is believed to promote healing and improve blood flow.
Fire cupping is an ancient form of therapy that is believed to promote healing and improve blood flow


The process involves a fuel-soaked cotton ball being lit on fire. In one fluid motion, the flame is placed inside the glass cup and the cup is placed on the skin. By removing the oxygen, it creates a tighter seal.
The process involves a fuel-soaked cotton ball being lit on fire. In one fluid motion, the flame is placed inside the glass cup and the cup is placed on the skin. By removing the oxygen, it creates a tighter seal.

After treatment, the cups can leave behind some nasty bruises for a few weeks. For those who believe they benefit from cupping, it’s a small price to pay.

Because of the damage cupping can cause to the skin, it’s recommended to space out your sessions. If you don’t…well, bad things can happen.

It’s a lesson that a man from Sichuan, China, learned the hard way. Below is a photo of his back taken at a hospital after the 63-year-old underwent daily sessions of cupping for an entire month.
It’s a lesson that a man from Sichuan, China, learned the hard way. Below is a photo of his back taken at a hospital after the 63-year-old underwent daily sessions of cupping for an entire month.

According to the man, people at the shop where he had the treatment said that the only way for him to cure his high cholesterol and other small ailments was to continue treatment for a full month.
According to the man, people at the shop where he had the treatment said that the only way for him to cure his high cholesterol and other small ailments was to continue treatment for a full month.

By day 10, the cupped areas were blistering, but that didn’t stop him. The man simply broke the blisters, washed them with salt water, and returned for more treatment. Near the end of his treatment, he collapsed while walking home. It turns out the blisters had gotten infected and the infection had become so severe that he needed to go to the hospital. If he had waited any longer, he would have died from blood poisoning.

Romance / Top 15 Hygiences For Females by tweetsme(m): 3:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
Hygiene is one of those things everyone is expected to know but no one ever talks about, and there’s more to it than just wearing deodorant and rinsing with mouthwash.

You probably remember that Sunday afternoon when your dad pulled you aside and taught you how to shave like a man. Unfortunately, this is about the only formal lesson you got in personal hygiene and grooming. From that point on, you were on your own.

Perhaps this is all a big conspiracy put on by the makers of Axe Body Spray; they want to ensure that guys have no idea how to avoid smelling like sweaty apes without dousing themselves in cologne and deodorant. Or maybe it’s just not very cool for bros to sit around and brag about their personal hygiene. Either way, there are some serious hygiene habits that are missing from the average male’s daily routine.

Here’s what you should be doing on a regular basis:
Inside Your Mouth

The freshness of your breath is the ambassador of your words. You could be whispering the sweetest of sonnets into someone’s ear, but if you smell like you just gargled a sewer rat, it’s going to be a turnoff no matter what.

These tips will help keep things fresh all day:

Invest in a decent electric toothbrush. Every time I see my dentist, he slips me a $10 coupon for an electric toothbrush. Either he’s a shill (doubt it) or these things really work. The key is to get a decent one, not just one of those regular toothbrushes that vibrates. You should spend at least $100 on your starter kit, if not a little more.

You can get a Philips Sonicare FlexCare brush that will treat you right for $111 or so. Or, if you’re on a budget, you can spend $35 on an Oral-B Vitality Dual Clean. While clearly inferior to the higher end models, it has something that is guaranteed to improve your brushing: a 2-minute timer. A timer ensures that you’re brushing for the recommended amount of time. You might be surprised at how little time you spend on your teeth currently.

Floss everyday. We all know that flossing is important, but few of us do it consistently. But it’s really, really worth it. It’ll freshen your breath, prevent gum disease and save you from those withering looks from your dental hygienist.

The problem for most guys, though, is the hardware. I’m willing to bet that if flossing wasn’t such a pain in the ass, you’d do it more often. Try buying a cheap reusable floss holder instead of using naked floss. You can get a pack of three for $10 and keep refilling them with normal floss. Heck, with one of these, you might even enjoy flossing.

Avoid those disposable flossers that you’ll see in the checkout lines at grocery stores. Not only will they cost you way more in the long run, but they produce a lot of garbage as well.

Bonus tip: According to the American Dental Association, it doesn’t matter if you brush then floss or floss then brush, just so long as you use an ADA approved product and do both tasks diligently.
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Brush your tongue. Buildup on your tongue not only looks disgusting, but it’s the number one cause of bad breath. Giving your tongue a good scrub when you’re brushing your teeth can nix this. But if you have a sensitive gag flex, you might want to try some of these tips:

Make a fist with your left hand with your thumb inside and hold it tightly. For many people, this suppresses the gag reflex; no one is sure why.
Exhale through your mouth as you brush.
Brush perpendicular to your tongue (i.e. side to side) rather than back and forth.

If all else fails, buy a tongue scraper (ask your dentist) or use a piece of floss to scrape your tongue.

Investigate for tonsil stones. Tonsil stones, or tonsillolith, are solidified deposits of food, bacteria and other junk that collects in the nooks and crannies of your tonsils. As you can imagine, they smell pretty nasty. So, if you have chronic bad breath, you may want to scope out the back of your mouth and see if you can spot any of these buggers.

You can see some pictures of what you’re looking for here. To remove them, try gargling with salt water or knocking them out with a toothpick or Q-tip. If all else fails, ask your doctor–you may be prescribed antibiotics, or in extreme cases, undergo surgery to remove your tonsil stones.

In the Shower

Showering feels like hitting the “reset” button on your accumulated stank. But chances are, you’re doing it wrong. Consider changing it up:

Don’t shower everyday. Your mileage may vary on this, but most people don’t need to shower every day. In fact, showering every day strips away the necessary oils in your skin and hair, which makes your body produce more to compensate. You can probably get away with showering once every other day. If you can’t swing that, skip the shampoo every other shower. If your hair gets greasy spots, try sprinkling some baby powder around the roots between shampoo days.

You might also want to consider a dry shampoo for no-shower days. You can make your own by grinding together 1 cup of oatmeal with 1 cup of baking soda. Sprinkle it on your roots, wait a few minutes and then comb it out. Fresh!

Wash your face with honey. If you have extremely sensitive skin, or are just looking for a cheap organic face wash, try this: Wash your face with honey. I mean it. Go to your nearest hippy food co-op or Whole Foods and get some local, raw honey (commercial honey is often too processed to have the same benefits). Honey is a natural humectant (e.g. moisturizes without leaving oily residue) and exfoliant. It even has natural antibacterial qualities.

Wet your face in the shower and massage it into your face. Leave it there as you wash the rest of your body and rinse it off last thing before getting out.

Actually wash your feet. Guess what? Soaking your feet in half an inch of soapy runoff while standing in the shower doesn’t count as washing your feet. Get in there with a wash cloth and scrub your toes and the bottom of your feet. This will help you kick embarrassing foot fungus and other odorous or unsightly issues.

Cool off before hopping out of the shower. This may sound masochistic, but right before you get out of the shower, turn it on full blast cold. There are numerous benefits to this so-called James Bond Shower (see: awesome article from The Art of Manliness), chiefly in the hair and skin department. But in the summer, it also prevents you from sweating the moment you step out of the shower and getting stinky all over again.

Down South
This is where things get really dirty. On any given day, all this business in your boxers is yours and yours alone. But when things get up close and personal, bad hygiene downstairs becomes much more noticeable. Follow these measures, or risk having her ask “who’s got the funk?” the next time you get down.

Pop a squat. If you’ve been to the non-touristy parts of Asia or Africa, then you’ve likely encountered a squat toilet. To you, these may seem primitive, possibly gross. But in reality, squatting is the most natural position for taking care of business, with numerous health benefits. It requires less straining and leaves less residue behind. In fact, many public squatting toilets don’t even provide toilet paper, since it’s often not necessary when you’re popping a squat.

Elevating your feet can give you some of the smooth moving benefits of a squat toilet, even on your dumb American toilet. A six-inch footrest should do the trick. If you don’t want guests asking you why you have a step stool in front of the can, then you could try using a big pack of toilet paper as a footrest.
Politics / Lagos Governor Ambode Collected 10 Million Naira From Lebanese Community by tweetsme(m): 6:37pm On Jul 04, 2016
As Lagos Donates 100 Bullet Proof Vests, Helmets To Police
Lagos State Governor, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode on Thursday received a donation of N10 million from the Lebanese Nigerian Initiative (LNI) for the State Security Trust Fund, charging the body to continue to do more for the State.

The Governor, who spoke at the Lagos House, Ikeja when he received the Chairman and the directors of the LNI through the Secretary to the State Government, Mr Tunji Bello thanked the group for the initiative, adding that a lot could still be done for the State in that regard.

“Particularly in the field of security, there is still a lot you can still do for us. Without the efforts of people like you and others in the past, Lagos would not have been where it is today in terms of maintenance of peace and security”, he said.

The Governor added that with the business pedigree of each of the members of the LNI, the present administration is deeply appreciative of their contribution which, according to him, is a good initiative.


He said the issue of security cannot be left alone for government to handle and that this was one of the reasons that informed the clarion call to members of the organized private sector to join the State Government in ensuring that the people can sleep with their two eyes closed.

Speaking earlier, the Chairman of the Lebanese Nigerian Initiative (LNI), Mr. Faysal El-Khalil said the members of the Lebanese community have been in Nigeria for over a century doing legitimate business.

He said the members are, through the latest gesture, demonstrating a reassurance of their commitment to the determination of the present administration to keep criminals at bay permanently.


Mr El-Khalil said the donation was about how the members of the Lebanese community can give back to the Nigerian and Lagos community which they have been operating for long.

He said in addition to the security initiative, the LNI has also embarked upon a project towards investing in education by creating an endowment fund in the American University in Beirut where specified number of Nigerians would be beneficiaries.

Meanwhile, the State Government, through the LSSTF, on Thursday donated 100 hundred level four bullet proof vests and ballistic helmets to the State Command of Nigerian Police.

Speaking during the donation which was received by the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Fatai Owoseni, Executive Secretary of LSSTF, Dr. Abdulrazak Balogun said the massive support to security agencies in the State was part of the strategy of Governor Akinwunmi Ambode-led administration at ensuring a safe, secure and prosperous State.
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While stating that businesses and investments can only thrive in a secured and conducive atmosphere, Balogun said there was a need for the Organized Private Sector (OPS) to continue to support government, especially by complementing the sincere and genuine efforts of the present administration in the State at securing lives and property.

He said: “We just continue to appeal to the private sector to continue to support us. They have been doing so well. As you know, the Trust Fund is based on donor funding and so all we have been able to achieve is from the private sector and we just appeal to them that nothing is too small.

“As Lagos continues to grow and improve, security challenges continue to increase and we need to forestall this problem in future and we can only do that with the continuous support of the private sector.”

Romance / Top 8 Signs You Are Having An Equal Relationship With Your Partner by tweetsme(m): 6:30pm On Jul 04, 2016
A happy relationship calls for equality between the couple. It is not something to keep on giving or keep on receiving but something where there is mutual agreement, understating and sharing. When there are equal efforts from both the sides, only then can a relation stand strong and stay loving throughout.

1. Both of your opinions matter when it comes to discussions and taking decisions.


2. Though you disagree at times there is no feeling of hatred that stems from it.

3. And when you do get upset with your partner you both are equally willing to forgive each other.

4. You both make equal efforts with small loving gestures.

5. You both are comfortable with each others’ flaws and accept them whole heartedly.


6. You give equal importance to each other’s wants, needs and wishes.


7. Both of you enjoy soaking in the best habits of each other.

8. You divide work and efforts fairly among yourselves.

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Webmasters / How Has Nairaland Impacted Your Lives? by tweetsme(m): 11:34am On Jul 04, 2016
For me I spent almost 17 minutes on nairaland to keep up with news in Nigeria and also to support Nigerian websites I love. I promote some nairaland topics on Reddit.com. So over to you.
Culture / Top 5 Scary Torture Techniques That Will Get Your Jaw Down by tweetsme(m): 8:30pm On Jul 03, 2016
1 The Tub
Known as the punishment of ‘sitting in the tub,’ the convicted person would be placed in a wooden tub with only their head sticking out. After that, the executioner would paint their faces with milk and honey; and soon, flies would begin to feed on them. The victim was also fed regularly and would end up swimming in their excrement. After a few days, maggots and worms would devour their body as they decayed alive.
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The Brazen Bull

The Brazen Bull
Also known as the Sicilian Bull, it was designed in ancient Greece. A solid piece of brass was cast with a door on the side that could be opened and latched. The victim would be placed inside the bull and a fire set underneath it until the metal became literally yellow as it was heated. The victim would then be slowly roasted to death all while screaming in agonizing pain. The bull was purposely designed to amplify these screams and make them sound like the bellowing of a bull.
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Impalement
Given his name, it should come as no surprise that this was the most favored method of execution by Vlad the Impaler. In 15th century Romania; the victim was forced to sit on a sharp and thick pole. When the pole was then raised upright, the victim was left to slide down the pole with their own weight. It could take the victim 3 days to die using this method and it has been said that Vlad once did this to 20,000 people all while enjoying a meal.
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This torture device consisted of a metal piece with two opposed bi-pronged forks attached to a belt or strap. One end of the device was pushed under the chin, the other to the sternum, and the strap was used to secure the victim’s neck to the tool while the victim hung from the ceiling or was somehow suspended so that they could not sleep. If their heads dropped, the prongs would pierce their throat and chest.

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Humiliating and painful, this punishment was something of an endurance test where the victim would be hooked into a neck device, either made of metal or wood, which prevented the victim from adjusting into a comfortable position. The cruelty of this punishment lie within the fact that they were unable to lie down, eat, or lower their head for days!
http://oinsurance.net/top-5-scary-torture-techniques-that-will-get-your-jaw-down/

Romance / Here Are 12 Reasons why a lady will always fall for you if you have this.. by tweetsme(m): 7:56pm On Jul 03, 2016
Whenever you ask a girl what qualities does she want in a guy, somehow ‘a good sense of humour’ is one thing that is never amiss. No girl can deny that a guy who can make her giggle like a silly school girl has something about him that’s absolutely electrifying and magnetic. So, if you are well habitual of making your friends snort with laughter, thank your goofy genes because while you are busy pulling an another Chandler, she maybe feeling an unknown attraction towards you right now. And here is why.
If You Are Goofy, Here Are 12 Reasons Why She'll Fall For You

1. You are entertaining.
There’s never a dull moment with you around. You can cheer up anyone and make almost any gathering a lively party.

2. You are quick on your wit.
People need to struggle to keep pace with you while you leave no opportunity to crack a spontaneous joke. And who doesn’t love a witty joker?

3. You are creative and talented.
Anyone can pull a fart joke but to make her laugh hard till her stomach starts hurting and her eyes watery is an art. Only a well knowledgeable person with a a treasure of funny voices and faces can manage to do that.

4. You handle tense situations well.
Debate took on an ugly turn or a friend got dumped? She knows they can leave it on the jester of the group to drop the temperature of the room. You have it in you to make the most appropriate wisecrack to lighten the dense atmosphere.



5. You are friendly and socially skilled.
She knows that if they leave you in a room full of complete strangers and lock the door, it will only be a matter of minutes before they can hear the voices of laughter from inside. You are an expert at small talk and making friends.

6. You notice details.
You have the ability to keenly observe the tiniest of details in your environment and find the absurdness in them. This is what makes you a great comedian and imprints you on her mind.

7. You bring her at ease.
When you can be goofy and laugh at yourself, she automatically finds herself getting comfortable. When with you, she can thus, laugh and not be embarrassed about anything.

8. You get along with her friends.
Your social skill is what’s to thank for. You make every party a hit with your dry sarcasm, crazy impressions and well timed jokes. This is the reason why her friends tell her what a riot you are besides a great catch.

9. You know how to keep it cool.
You would rather share punchlines than punches with anyone. You are known to keep your temper in check and take things easy without giving in to drama.

10. You radiate confidence.
It takes a secure guy to poke someone or make fun of himself. It is but obvious that a guy who’s comfortable in his shoes will be attractive to her.

11. You are sensitive.
You could shoot a joke or two on yourself but it’s evident that humour is a way to mask the complex chest of emotions that lie deep inside of you. And when you are enough at ease to give a sneak peak of it to her, it makes her deeply long for you.

12. You never fail to bring a smile on her face.
You know the perfect one-liner to make her smile even from the curtains of tears. Your cute smirk and your thoughtfulness is what makes her heart melt. And then my friend, how can she keep herself, from falling for you, that is, if she hasn’t already.
http://oinsurance.net/12-reasons-shell-fall-truely-hilarious/

Sports / Hilarious-this Football Fanatic Is Bringing A New Religion To Nigeria by tweetsme(m): 3:45pm On Jul 02, 2016
Standing a little over four feet, Ojay, as he is simply known in his Ikosi, Lagos, neighbourhood, is one of the most popular faces within this sprawling and densely populated suburb. A furniture maker and part-time commercial motorcyclist, the 33-year-old is not only known for his vocal stance on developmental issues within the community but also his love for football.

Journeying to Lagos in 2001 in search of a new life after an uneventful childhood and teenage years in his native Oyo State, Ojay craved for something special – something that would bring raw joy and give him a fresh sense of belonging. Two weeks after his arrival in the fast-paced city, he found a new fun spot. About 30 metres to the house of the relative he was putting up with at the time stood a viewing centre where live European football matches are beamed for a fee. Regular visits to the place at weekends soon fostered his love for one of England’s top clubs – Chelsea. By his second year in the neighbourhood, he had formed a formidable and seamless friendship with other Chelsea apologists in the area. Fourteen years since that period, Ojay has come a long way in his support for the English club.

“There is nowhere in Ikosi, Cele and Shangisha that you mention Ojay Chelsea that at least one person, especially football fans, won’t know me,” the young father of three said boastfully during an encounter with our correspondent earlier in the week. “Everybody knows that I am a true Chelsea fan and will go any length to support and defend the club. Since I started following them in 2002, I have never changed my mind or had any doubt about them no matter how terrible results can be at times. Chelsea is the reason I follow football, they are one of the things that give me true happiness in life,” he said as he walked into a bar in the neighbourhood where a match between England and Russia, one of the top fixtures of the ongoing 2016 European Championship was about to begin.

To prove his unflinching love for the English club, Ojay’s furniture shop is decorated with posters, flags and other souvenirs of Chelsea while his motorcycle which he uses for commercial transportation sometimes is also covered in the team’s colours. The Oyo native has lost count of the number of Chelsea jerseys, mufflers, socks, caps and other merchandise he had purchased since 2002 when he became hooked on them.

But despite such unrivalled passion for the game, Ojay has never bought, worn or held the jersey of a Nigerian clubside before.

“Apart from what I see on the pages of newspapers and on television, I have never physically seen the jersey of a Nigerian club before,” the 33-year-old confessed. “Though I wish to one day visit a league match venue in the country to see what it feels like to be out there, for now it is only on television that I sometimes watch the games. Here in Ikosi, the English Premiership and Spanish La Liga is what we mostly watch. For those of us supporting Chelsea, we see ourselves as one, we are like family. It is Chelsea or nothing else for me,” he said.

Interesting and curious as it sounds, Ojay’s stance merely highlights the growing nature of a trend that has become a known culture across Nigeria. Decked in various jerseys and other souvenirs of top European clubs at different times of the week especially weekends when major matches are played and beamed, Nigerians have taken their love and obsession for these teams to a new and bizarre level. Apart from decorating shops, motorcycles and vehicles in the emblems and flags of their desired European clubs, some now lay their beds in similar colours and also use towels and underwear soaked in the teams’ identities.
http://oinsurance.net/hilarious-football-fanatic-bringing-new-religion-nigeria/

Jokes Etc / Ridiculous Things Our Fore Fathers Do For Fun by tweetsme(m): 12:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ridiculous things our fore fathers do for fun during the 16th to 18th century will surely put your jaw down

Blackened Teeth: this is so ridiculous and annoyingly irritate, why will anyone want to darken humans are son weird and childish dating back from the inception of the early men. what folks of the 16th and their white teeth . even when queen Elizabeth1 lost her tooth most of her teeth due to her love for sweets, her remaining blackened teeth became a national status symbol. people blackened their teeth to get the same look.

Burning of Cats: most people believed cats have connections with demons and witches. cats are went from being treated like royalty in the ancient world to being treated like trash in 18th century. our fore father love to burn cats either for fun or eating

Headless photograph: this one is quite ridiculous and scary of me to admit.our fore fathers love to take photograph of putting people heads where they didn’t belong just as modern day photo shopping due to the advent of photography in the 1850s

Family / Parental Lapses: Baby Girl Dies In An Heated Enclosed Car by tweetsme(m): 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2016
There are mistakes that people do and never forget for the rest of their lives. These mistakes turned their lives around either for the better or for the worse. For one Texas dad, his mistake of leaving 6-month old baby at a hot car and putting her inside a fridge afterwards would forever haunt his life.

Michael Thedford, 33, is currently unemployed and would take his children to the daycare every morning. Last Tuesday, the dad dropped off his 5-year-old and 3-year-old to daycare at around 9 am. His 6-month-old baby, Fern was sick so he chose to drive her back home instead

Back at his Collier County home, the dad took a nap inside and slept until 1 p.m. That's when he remembered he left his baby Fern inside the car which was outside the sunny street at temperatures reaching 96 degrees (via New York Daily News).

The heated baby was unresponsive and in panic, Dad Thedford placed her inside the refrigerator. He then called 911 and his wife, who was working at a nearby veterinarian's office.

When the cops came, the baby's heart was already not beating. Thedford had to be taken for inquiry and was later charged with manslaughter. The dad was arrested and soon released after he paid a $20,000 bail..

Last year, Michael Thedford taught physics and chemistry at Celina High School . What happened last Tuesday may have seemed that his knowledge of science had been blown out the window and in desperation, placed his baby daughter inside a fridge.

The family grieves the death of 6-month old baby, Fern. Meanwhile, the case is still being investigated by Child Protective Services (CPS).

As per Department of Family and Protective Services' guideline for parents, the Texas CPS investigates on cases of abuse and neglect of children. It has the right to take away children from unsafe homes before and/or after a court order. Fortunately, for the Thedford family, the remaining two children had not been taken under CPS custody.

There are many cases of child neglect in the U.S. that are handled by the courtroom. Early this June, Parent Herald reported the death of a 2-year-old daughter when she accidentally drowned in the neighbor's pool while her parents were sleeping.

Family / Ridiculous Things That Men Apparently Find "Unattractive" About Women by tweetsme(m): 11:49am On Jul 01, 2016
#2 Hair

The magazine says that while girls may like to do their hair in fancy styles, men would much rather their lady keep it natural, saying, ‘It’s more attractive to look at and feels nicer to touch when it’s free of gels and sticky products.’ However, that shouldn’t stop you from rocking that fishtail braid if you want to.

Millennial Lifestyle: "While a fancy hairstyle may be ok for a glamorous night out, men prefer natural-looking hair".

IMHO: I have curly hair, and I hate it. But I don't straighten my hair because I think I'll be more attractive to men... I do it because it makes me feel more confident and I honestly just like it better. So if that's not "natural" enough hair for all the boyz out there, BYE.



#3 Shaving

This one’s a bit misleading, men want women to shave, saying, ‘Men associate hair with testosterone so they don’t want to see it on a woman.’

Millennial Lifestyle: "For the love of all that's smooth -- please shave. Men associate hair with testosterone and testicles so they don't want to see it on a woman. Men like touching soft skin so say bye bye to the fuzz and make sure you use moisturizers and lotions to keep your skin smooth. It will send the message that you care about your hygiene."

IMHO: Um. If you don't have time to say "bye bye to the fuzz" don't sweat it. Especially in winter... who the Bleep cares enough to regularly shave during the winter? Just do what you're comfortable with, and don't worry about "sending a message" about your hygiene. W/e.



#4 Dental Hygiene

As if this wasn’t just a basic rule for everyone, the article felt the need to say, ‘Bad breath and discolored teeth are unattractive to the opposite gender.’

Millenial Lifestyle: "Let's face it ladies -- men look at our mouths. Bad breath and discoloured teeth are unattractive to the opposite sex. Cut down on the coffee or red wine. Use whitening toothpaste or strips to brighten your smile and ALWAYS carry gum or breath helpers in your purse. You never know when that kiss may be coming."

IMHO: Dental hygiene is important, yeah. No one wants to kiss anyone with bad breath. But at the same time, no one is judging how white your teeth are.



#5 Alcohol

Men are also apparently turned off by a woman who drinks..

Millennial Lifestyle: "Sure, a man likes to hang with a woman who knows how to have a good time but know when enough is enough. No man wants to see a woman puking in the bar bathroom or falling down on the dance floor."

IMHO: Everyone has bad nights, and usually they come from simply just having a good time. #SorryNotSorry



#6 Negativity

Millennial Lifestyle: "Men like happy, positive women. So don't complain about the lack of service at a restaurant or how long you had to wait in a line. Show your upbeat personality."

IMHO: This makes me want to scream. No. Just NO. If you're naturally a positive person, great, and if you're not, be your negative Debbie-downer self and complain about everything. We are people, not robots. Life sucks most of the time, and it's impossible to always be upbeat. Just be yourself.


#7 Swearing

While television and movies have told us that men love women who can hang with the guys but its not true...
Millennial Lifestyle: "Men like ladies with a little class so dropping the f-bomb in every sentence is a turn-off and does not show how sophisticated you really are."



Read more: :http://oinsurance.net/things-hilarious-probably-not-done-since-childhood/

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Webmasters / How To Increase Your Adsense Click Through Rate Faster by tweetsme(m): 2:52pm On Jun 30, 2016
The biggest mistake I see with people using Adsense as their monetization strategy, is they forget that Adsense is a CPC based network. You get paid per click, not by impression.
Yet over and over again I see people not laying out their ads on their sites to maximize their income potential.
Forget traffic for right now. I’m going to show you how you can close to double your income from your existing traffic with a few optimization tricks I’ve picked up over the years.
1. Use all your ad blocks, and make them big
Starting off simple.
Use all your ad blocks. In addition to increasing your chances for a click, this increases the ad spaces on your site advertisers can bid on and gives you a better overall RPM. You’re allowed to use 3 ad blocks and 3 link units for each page of your site. While I don’t normally use link units at all, I do use 3 ad blocks no matter how short my content is.
Forget all the other size options that Adsense gives you. Bigger is better. Forget trying to blend it into your content, just make them visible so people can’t miss it. I’ve done extensive testing colours and came to one conclusion: blending is not always the answer. As long as people can see them, they’ll click on it if it’s something they’re interested in.

2. Place at least 2 ads within the post content
I know, it’s ugly to have ads mixed into your content, but it’s where your ads can get the most exposure. I like to place at least 2 ad blocks within the content itself: 1 at the top and 1 at the bottom.
What works best for me is to put the first ad and the second one right after the content.
3. Use Red Instead of Blue
For the longest time, I had the same colour scheme to my site: black text and blue links. It worked.
But I noticed that using red links throughout my site instead of blue worked so much better. Maybe it has something to do with people’s natural blindness to blue link ads, but red far outperforms blue.

Try making all the links on your site red, and then use the same red colour for your Adsense ads. Don’t use a bright red, but more of a maroon colour so your site doesn’t look like it was built in 1999.

4. Use a Scrolling Ad Block
Google does list this as not-allowed in their policies. However, I’ve been using it for years and have even passed a manual review on my site. Use this at your own risk. It may be a case-by-case basis. If they see you are using it to manipulate clicks, you are putting your account as risk.
Ever visit a website and see the ad follow you down the page as you scrolled down? Implementing that into my websites dramatically improved my CTR and overall RPM.
http://oinsurance.net/increase-adsense-click-rate-faster/#4
Even if you do get permission to use it, it’s only against the policy if you hover it over your content. For example, if you had an ad block above your post title and it covered your content as you scrolled down, that would be against the rules.
If you have it in the sidebar, away from any content on the site, you’re allowed to use the feature.
For this, I like to use the Q2W3 plugin, which is free for WordPress users. Just activate the plugin, and you’ll see an option in your widgets to make them sticky.
Sidebar ads really suck for Adsense. But with this scrolling plugin, I improved my sidebar-ad CTR by over 150%.
The best ad unit for this? The giant 300 x 600 large skyscraper ads.

5. Use Text & Image Based Ad
With Adsense, you’re allowed to choose whether your ad unit is image based or text based. Unless you’re seriously in love with one type of ad, try using Text & Image based.

Using both text and image options allows more advertisers to bid on it (text ad bids and image ad bids) and increases your overall Cost Per Click.
Don’t expect to see an instant jump in CPC. From my experience, it’s not a huge increase, but over time, it does pay more per click than an only text or only image ad.

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Romance / This Guy Drank His Sperm After Mastubating Mistakenly. by tweetsme(m): 1:29pm On Jun 29, 2016
Gary Neil of Scotland did what everyone could tag as absurd and insane when he drank his own sperm misiing it with a glass of water after he mistakenly masturbated. according to Gary, he said he did not intend to masturbate neither did he have the true picture of how masturbating is. speaking about his intention of drinking his own sperm he said ” i was sitting all alone in my room when suddenly i directed my hand to my pubic region i felt a sensational feeling each time my hand touch my penis before i knew it i have already masturbated”. i saw a whitish watery substance on my palm that was then i really know it my sperm. i knew sperm carry’s life of an unborn individual just like a female egg, so in order not to wash it away, i quickly get a glass of water and mix my sperm then i drank it because i don’t want to see myself as killer.
http://oinsurance.net/2016/06/29/guy-drank-sperm-mastubating-mistakenly-intention-will-get-amazed/

Webmasters / Re: What Are The Disadvantage Of Free Hosting by tweetsme(m): 7:50am On Jun 29, 2016
UrBaesBoo:
Nice thread here... Pls can anyone recommend a decent free hosting site? Just for personal testing ..thanks
go to freehosting.com and present a good reason why you need their hosting.. They are good

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Family / 7-year-old Boy Helps Raise Money For His Friend Battling Cancer by tweetsme(m): 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2016
Zac and Vincent are the epitome of best friends, in
the most unconditional way, which makes it so hard
to believe that they’re only 6 and 7 years old.
Zac was diagnosed with leukemia and it seemed
that everyone around him went into shock and
sorrow, but he and his best friend were more
focused on the positives, like recess and friendship.
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Vincent wasn’t so sure what exactly cancer was, so
he did some research.
Vincent found out that Zac’s white blood cells and
red blood cells were “fighting”, that he had
expensive doctor’s visits and a battle ahead of him
which could even change his appearance.
When Vincent realized Zac was going to be in debt
from medical bills, and that he was going to be the
only one with no hair…his solution was as
incredible as this fellow 7 year old who cut her hair
off for her “boyfriend”.
What he does to help raise money for his friend is
another imaginative solution with a great amount
of love behind it.
It stands to be true, we could all learn a thing or two
from great kids like these! Wouldn’t you say?
Family / Widower Recreates Photos Of His Late Wife With Their Daughter by tweetsme(m): 5:02pm On Jun 27, 2016
.In 2011, Rafael Del Col lost his pregnant wife, Tatiane “Tati” Valques, in a car accident. Not only did he lose his wife and unborn child, but the 30-year-old widower was left to raise their 1-year-old daughter, Raisa, alone.
Six months later, Rafael created a blog in an effort to navigate early widowhood and being a single dad. He wrote out his thoughts and feelings and sought support, but something was missing; Rafael searched for the right way to honor Tati.
A few years later, Rafael realized the perfect, proper tribute he’d been holding out for. He remembered a set of professional photos that he and Tati shot just before their wedding in 2009.
Rafael decided to recreate these images — but with a very special twist…
http://oinsurance.net/2016/06/19/widower-recreates-photos-late-wife-daughter/

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Fashion / This Father And Daughter Too Afro To A New World. by tweetsme(m): 7:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
Benny Harlem is an aspiring singer, songwriter, model and, most importantly, amazing dad. Benny and his 6-year-old daughter Jaxyn are gaining more and more attention due to their special bond and unique looks. This amazing dad shows a great example to his little girl of how to show confidence in everything you do and embrace your heritage. Benny says that his, as parent’s, job is to protect and grow his child. By showing so much attention and care he hopes that Jaxyn will grow up to be a confident and strong person.
http://oinsurance.net/2016/06/24/father-daughter-afro-new-world-inculcate/
Their beautiful father-daughter love is not the only thing that this duo shares – they both rock amazing hairdos. Little Jaxyn looks confident and happy in her own skin so you can’t deny that Benny is doing a great job being a role model.
Webmasters / How To Create Interesting Content That Influencers Will Link To by tweetsme(m): 7:04pm On Jun 25, 2016
what if you want to create a bigger impact: Do you think there’s a way to reach hundreds of thousands of people from your target audience overnight?

Yes there is, and the route is reaching out to those top 1 or 2 percent unicorns that have superhero powers. Their influence in your industry can create huge waves for your content piece.

So, where can you find these influencers and how can you get them to share your piece of content?

I can understand if you’re skeptical of your own ability. You might doubt whether you can truly create an epic piece of content. Alternatively, you might not be able to understand why influencers will be interested in you and your content at all.

I want to tell you a sneaky little secret…

It’s possible to get industry celebrities to not just share your post, but even link to it.

Imagine the direct referral traffic and authoritative backlinks you’ll get, if you can convince them.

Don’t be afraid of taking the first step and performing an outreach to show off your awesome piece of content. But, first understand that influencers don’t have free time…so you need to give them exactly the type of content that helps their audience.

Download a checklist of 8 tools that you can use to discover influencers in your industry.
http://oinsurance.net/2016/06/25/create-interesting-content-influencers-will-link/

I receive hundreds of emails everyday and find that most people don’t know how to do outreach the right way. They don’t even know how to create a stellar piece of content. Let me show you the exact process in this article.

Identify the influencers you want to target and figure out a way to add value

What’s the best way to find the influencers that can amplify your content?

If you’ve read my article on social media fake fans, you know that numbers can be faked. You can even buy a hundred thousand followers on Twitter to create fake social proof, but expect close to zero interaction.

That’s why a better metric for judging influence is engagement. Someone with an engaged audience list of 2000 can be more help than a so-called influencer with 10,000 social connections they don’t engage with.

In their analysis of 100 million posts, Buzzsumo studied the impact of shares by influencers that had a retweet average of more than two on a post. They found that posts that were shared by 5 people with a retweet rate higher than two received nearly 300% more shares.
So, instead of searching for accounts with a million followers, look out for people that get more retweets – you’ll find that they typically have a modest following.

Buzzsumo is a great tool to find and sort influencers by the average retweet rate in any niche. Once you’ve built a successful piece of content, you can click on ‘View Sharers’.
Then, filter the list by the average retweets value.

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You can even find their interest areas by clicking on ‘View Links Shared’ and finding the kind of content they typically share.
Another important aspect you must remain careful about when building your list of influencers is…

Targeting.

Think about these two scenarios:

1. You send 500 emails to marketing bloggers, requesting that they link and share your article about content marketing.

2. You send 50 emails to content marketers requesting the same.

Undoubtedly, you’ll see more success in scenario 2.

By simply plugging in “marketing” and then prospecting contacts that have vague interest in a broad niche, you’ll end up adding many irrelevant contacts to your outreach list.
Put conscious effort into either find influencers in a directly-related niche or have a really compelling reason for requesting links from bloggers in a non-related niche.

Once you’ve got a list of prospective influencers, it’s time to filter for the specific folks that particularly love to link. With Google’s recent penalty on websites linking unnaturally to irrelevant external websites, you might find that many webmasters are not willing to link.

But, when done right, external linking to authoritative and high-quality websites actually helps Google understand what your page is about.

So, scan a few articles by influencers on your list and see how often they link to external websites. Ideally, they must not mind linking to an external website for every 300-600 words and also have decent domain authority.
You can add all of the prospects into an Excel sheet and list their contact information beside their domain and social authorities.

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Once you’ve filtered the top 20% of site owners that like linking out, it’s time to get into Sherlock mode.

If you mail an influencer directly at this stage, they will label you as just another blogger who’s desperate for publicity.

Instead, you should subscriber to their newsletter, find out where they hang out and how you can be of help to them and try to build a relationship.

For example – Inbound.org is an aggregator where passionate inbound marketers share their content and users vote on them. If you end up creating content that gets loved in one such esteemed community, you’ll gain attention from linkers.
If you reverse engineer content that gets the most love in a particular community, you can craft a better piece that gets more upvotes.

You’ll find tightly-knit communities on most social networks, including Facebook, LinkedIn and Google+. You can also check for subreddits.

For building a relationship, you can also share some of their top content pieces and write value-adding comments on their blog posts.
You can even point out broken links on their website or offer any service that would help the influencer. Devesh read a series of articles on conversion optimization and sent the following email pitch to Brian Dean.
Obviously, the email pitch is a stand-out in itself, but he also sent the following custom video showing how he could improve Backlinko.

The result?

He ended up making over $10,000 working with Brian from this one, simple email.

Similarly, Eric from My4HourWorkWeek.com created an excel sheet that adds value to the following popular Smart Passive Income post. And, he earned a juicy backlink.
Establishing a contact prior to sending the piece that you want to backlink for is essential. Gregory Ciotti tested the response rates for people with whom he had no contact vs. a minimal prior contact (who replied to a tweet or a comment on a blog post).

There was a drastic difference, because of the familiarity.
Gregory shares a networking tip for achieving great outreach results – “Reach out to one new contact every other day, WITHOUT anything in mind (no requests).”

Create an original piece of 10x content (and include an influencer in it)

With 2 million blog posts getting published every day, good unique content is no longer good enough to attract the attention of a consumer, let alone an influencer.
You need to create 10x better quality content than all other search results for your target keyword (a term coined by SEO whiz Rand).

And, it doesn’t simply mean getting more words on the page than your competitors. You’ll need to provide:

stellar user experience with your fonts, colors, design, navigation, loading speed and overall website usability
interesting angles that address the problems of your audience
content that will evoke an emotional response and garner social media shares
You can view Rand’s hand-picked examples of 10x content in this Inbound post.

Now, how do you identify a subject that deserves 10x the amount of effort?

By looking at previous successful content pieces, via Ahrefs.

Plug an influencer website from your niche into the tool and move to the ‘best by links’ under pages or ‘top pages’ under organic search in the left sidebar.
Here are some of the most linked pages at Quick Sprout.

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Similarly, you can also find the most shared pieces of content from the past year, in your niche, by using Buzzsumo.

To get started, you need to key in on an industry keyword and press the search button.
Once you settle on a subject that already has proven demand (gotten social shares and links), it’s time to top the content piece on quality.

While writing the content, create a buzz for the content piece by informing the influencers that you’re putting together something awesome.

Or, better yet, try to involve them in the creation of content by getting a quote from them.
Or, link to some of the most awesome and relevant snippets of content from your piece. Try to add a personal commentary on how the linked pieces of content will help your readers.
Another clever way to score A-one links and expand your brand’s reach is by partnering with an influencer to publish data-oriented research.

Original research is treated as gold, because of the actionable insights readers can derive from it. For example, I wrote a piece on Buzzsumo’s analysis of 1 billion Facebook posts.
It ended up getting over 3k social shares, indicating that my audience loved it. And, it also created tremendous brand exposure for Buzzsumo.

If you can scrape data and perform an analysis, try to find such win-win situations – it’ll not just get you an ample number of backlinks from influencers, but also start a relationship with them.
As per Rand Fishkin, getting a hit with 10x content can take 5 to10 attempts. But, remember that our goal is to get links from a targeted list of influencers.

Ask influencers if they are interested in seeing your content and let karma take over

By now, you already have a list of influencers that you considered, filtered, targeted and involved in crafting your awesome 10x content piece.

Once you’ve put in the hard work, it’s time to cast a wide net. Pull out all of the links pointing to your original competitor’s content (that you reverse engineered) in an excel sheet.
You want to score as many backlinks as possible and not limit yourself to the influencers.

Send your email to the influencers you’ve established prior contact with and helped in achieving their goals.

If you want to gain early momentum, then I recommend these three tactics:

1. Search for monthly and weekly roundups in your niche. You’ll find many authors hungry for content and ready to send traffic your way.
2. Perform paid marketing to a targeted list of influential people. Larry Kim has created a list of journalists and influencers on Twitter. He performs paid marketing to ensure that his posts get in front of the right people at the right time.
And, it has helped him in getting his articles picked up by press and to also score television interviews.
3. Remember how I asked you to add domain authority and social authority columns in your excel sheet in the first step?

Start with prospecting the second and third tier of influencers first – meaning those individuals with lesser but more engaged following and more time to check their emails.
Once you gain traction with these, your chances of success with the top-tier influencers increase.

Buzzstream advocates that you to start with tier-1 influencers first, because if your content is picked by them, it’ll trickle down to the lower tiers (classic Pareto principle in action). If you’re ready to face the initial rejection, then take this harder route.
Refer to my guide on outreach for help with drafting your mail.

Don’t expect that your content will get shared by every influencer
Foreign Affairs / Photo Of British Royal Family That Got Every One Talking…. by tweetsme(m): 8:49pm On Jun 24, 2016
At first glance, it looks perfect
It’s that time of year when holiday cards are sent out. Following the tradition, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge released their annual greeting photo to the people. At first glance, the photo is picture perfect, but if you look closely, there’s something a tad out of place…
http://oinsurance.net/2016/06/24/photo-british-royal-family-got-every-one-talking/

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Business / Re: Forex Policy: IMF Lauds CBN, Naira Appreciates by tweetsme(m): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2016
TooNoisy:
Let's stop applauding the Government like they did something extraordinary. They should have done this last year and they are doing it quite late in the day. The naira should have been allowed to float 9 months ago. Besides they had no option than to do this. CBN does not have the dollars to support 197.

Applauding the government is like Applauding Jonathan for handing over. The CBN had no choice please. We have few dollars.
is it a crime for the naira to equal the dollar. Nigeria should switch to the use of dollar. Naira is dead
Business / Re: Forex: CBN Throws Naira Into Open Market, Nullifies N197/$ Exchange Rate by tweetsme(m): 7:43am On May 25, 2016
Is it a crime for the naira to equal the dollar. Imf is just another weapon of modern day slavery on africans. They will not never want to devalue when face with currency difficulties but will rather stand on the official rate. Some african countries are so gullible to be used by the western nations to impoverish them. They will buy a lot form your country with a little thousands dollar compared to africans paying a lot for their goods. I hate imf.
Business / Want To Sell Your Domain Name Or Website by tweetsme(m): 5:31pm On May 15, 2016
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Politics / Re: Jermaine Jackson Visits Bola Tinubu by tweetsme(m): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2016
Both of them almost the same age mate. This shows it is not the amount of money you have to care of yourself but how you use it to care for yourself. Just look at jermaine skin colour to tinubus own. Both are rich and both enjoy luxury at its finest. But one is better.
Politics / Warning: Main Aim Of The Herdsmen by tweetsme(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2016
I had a personal experience today that marvelled me and I want to share it with you. I entered a bike after work today and the bike man told me this story I want to share with you now for everybody to be at alert for it is drawing near soon if we don't call upon our God now. The man told me that he was carrying an Hausa man today and both of them were discussing together, along the line the man asked him whether he is Igbo (I am staying at onitsha) and the man pretended and said that he is from kogi state and that made the man to feel at home to tell him this secret, that the reason many Hausa people are coming down to Eastern States now is to enable them fulfill their mission. The agenda is to make it easier for them to penetrate through these states in their vision of turning them all to Islamic States. He didn't stop there, he went further to say that many of the commercial bikes'men who are mostly hausas now were duly sponsored with bikes by big alhajis to enable them know every nook and cranny of these states, to roam every corner of Igbo land for their mission, that when their mission starts, it won't be hard to be accomplished. Many of them are doing some odd jobs like sewing, fetching water, selling fruits, etc pretending that it is a way of making both ends meet but actually they have a mission. They have been sent to villages even the most remote areas, many of them are now taking some of our sisters into marriages, pretending that they meant no harm but still nursing their mission in minds. He now turned and asked the bike man why he can't speak Hausa and the man answered that he didn't grow up at North, part of his life has been at East but he is a Muslim and he still felt relaxed and went on with his story. He said that, when that time comes, there won't be hiding place for Igbos because their spies will be everywhere being that they are on the job now,no place will be hard for them to discover, some of these churches will be turned to mosques and he kept saying that it will be very soon. The bike man told me that he was so afraid but tried to remain calm and composed in order to allow him finish up what he was saying. I, too was also afraid and I remembered that our Rev. said sometime last year that about five alhajis donated some millions of naira for this mission and we couldn't understand it then but thought it was a child's play but my brethren it is very real before us. We Christians have to rise up and pray, if not, I forsee danger. If this starts, where are we going to run to? our villages that supposed to be a kind of hiding place for some people are polluted too. Why I am using Whatsapp to spread this is because it is a bit safer for us because I know the numbers I have in my phone and the people I am sending it to know me well, if I should go through Facebook, they are there and they will know that their plans have been exposed thereby making them to turn to plan B or C. That is why I am using this medium to spread this, to alert people of God to be at alert. Send to real men of God that know where God's heart is, tell to as many as you know that can pray well, we need to pray because there is danger. We don't need prosperous speakers now, what we need are prayer warriors that can touch God's heart through prayers for God to turn all their plans into nothing. See what is happening today in our country, even fulani herdsmen kidnapping a Rev father and asking for ransom of 10m at Enugu. Agwo no na akirika. We need to rise up and pray now or perish. Since I came back, I wasn't myself. I kept pondering all these inside me and I decided to share it so that I will be a bit free to talk because I am dumbfounded. The bike man is my usual customer. Due to my work, he do pick me up some of the evenings when he comes around or I find my way when I don't see him. I am concerned people of God

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