ha ha jerrymania i believe thats the name
ya can talk but you'll never have the game
some of us where born great, and others haters
i was born amongst greatness, but you is a fader
got cklicks on my tongue, innocent words like a nun
if ya had a ryhme book, i'd whipe my bum with it
if ya a had line man, you'd hang yoursely with it
i know your reading wondering how the hell i know it
but jerry its written all ober your name
this is a representitives arena
but dawg you in the middle of this is like a weenar
who released this lunatic from his jail cell
but since your out man, i'll put you in hell
yo talk about evil men your also evil man
but you've stepped on the wrong toes now i'm your demon
what the hell you gonna shoot us with, besides your semen
i'm comin through, actually i'm comin after you
pS it aint worth it, not even my worste s***

jerry once ya can spit or once your somebody
only then can ya halla ,

but for now take the back seat approach and get out a here

ALEX bring it on,

Take it how you want fella

_________hi people_______

this is fo all them people who are my people
i like people, but most are the same
the same carbon copies now dawgs thats lame
some have style but some just struggle
i'm here trying to figure out which of you can hustle
this isn't just a line battle, its one of wits
but the problem here is your brains like t*ts
aitn nothing in between, the experience is green
i'm new to this place but i'm the only one with style
i got six golds, but i bite like a rockvilla
i got big guns, but i still prefer punch lines
i got you where i want, so your end is close
so what is it you wanting i'm a dawg you hoes

Po Deep how deep your weak pip squeek
i ain't picking on ya, i'm picking you out
then dropping ya from the top of your ego
i'll drop you so hard, you might get squashed
this is just another white wash
i can smight you with one hand
my hand is the only hand that takes on a straight flush
my lines are so great they leave you in a hush
imagine i wasn't so ruff, and you actually had brains
F*** it thats impossible you weak s***
when i take a dump i say one two
here is another po deep twin
but its a whole deep thang
people realise i still haven't dissed him
all i've said is the usual about him
he's a dweeb in the wrong room
but who could blame him
its hard to be a somebody when your name sucks
he must be born to be pretty F***d
HA HA try your luck homey
you better duck for me
this is the TwizD your host
come on Fake Nezzo atleast try
this is true music so deep
but everything about you is bone dry
now this is like a cowboy show at noon
but only one buffon is gonna die,
i bet you guessed thats yourself
Now tadala Bye Bye

wow looked who walked in
strolled in have any of ya seen him
it's impossibly hard to beat him
do you have anything to say against me
put your words against me, follow me

Hi

welcome to the MC show room
the greatest minds think alike, but i do better
this is for the heavey weights aint no room for feathers
my skin is as thick as elephant leather
my ryhmes that i spit is hotter
this room is like a volcano but i'm about to erupt
corrupt ya mind like Mugabe and Bush
hold ya lines when it comes to the push
i'm on the rise, punch lines cant stop me
the pilgramage is Hotty
but if ya ain't tight ya definately NOT ME

why would people try me
i leave ya stung i'm deadly like an ivy
i run my mouth quick cause non of you are like me
no deceptive peception i'm real
my only reflection is absolute perfection
ya need to review what ya say
yeah my lines the equivelent of four play
but it seems like the rest of you is gay
i could try extend my stay,
but no way, i'm here to dominate
i can be your leader, i dictate to ya
see it that i play it to ya
psssh please just listen what i'm saying ta ya
i opitimise that god is real
get on my wrong side i'll deal you your life
stay on my wrong side and you wont have life
this is just a starter
but if ya did it it'd be main course
just before i eat y lines,swallow em and spit em out
just disgrace ya for the fact that i can
yes me mister sir I"M THE MASTER PLAN

joo chet, choo jet who chet you checked
ya name is a nursary ryhme, like humpty dumpty
i'd feel pitty for you if ya head wasn't so empty
you think ya got game, but ya a choo choo train
get back to the kids station, i'm feeling guilty
ya stepped in my path, i rip ya like godzilla
i'm a stone cold, real cold killer
ya at my mercy, and my sympathy
i could could go a lot further
but taking you on is like drinking tea
its way too easy, a breeze for REAL Mc's believe me
i'm tired of your dope poetry lines
this aint no poetry competition
the thing that rappers and poets are the same is superstitions
so tadala la disappear don't come back
till ya head can get around ryhmes
till then stay back-- and outta MY LIFE

WELCOME

if ya got skill spit ya stuff
if ya don't just try

ok top ten you said??
i dont know the top ten
but i'm the top one,

i trust ya aint scared riight

where all the real mc's at

i aint see no competition, but words of repetition
your mind be hooked on my flow
but here goes a no-no, your head be spinnin like tompo- in round 4
picture craft which craft your craft be whitch craft
i'm makin ya slur, and swallow your words
3 times over, its like ya under my curse
what worse, ya the common denominator of worthless
ya shiit gotta be flawless,
here i write, ya mind caught in two states but wait
i aint even started to speak,cuz ya frightened ta speak
i'm like the dutchess, you aint rollin with me
my whole aim was to put ya ta shame
but ya did that volontry
i guess your brain got worms
or is it your worm got brains
one two three,g its all the same
i make ya experience a similar feeling to period pains
and next the same as pregnancy pain
the way i make ya cry, its gotta be rain
i'm chilling here saying what foot
my foot your foot, man i'll put ya six feet under
try me i dare you
i'll turn you into a chinese dish of sushi
so ya better not push me
but here ends this short story
i'll look forward to your replies don't worry

ok my aim is ta get to write me freestyles but i cant see how where peeps help