That's more than the whole population of England and they can't negotiate for unlimited Internet subscription.

Only in Lagos. There is fuel everywhere in PH.

Noted

Is she saying Nigeria is broke like Greece?

That dude on the extreme left looks like a fat version of comedian AY.

TheRealAdonye:
Enterpreneur ke.
All I need is for Aliko to give me 1 million dollars for 'capital' and not look for me again.

1 million too much. I just need $50k.

Geolalisa:
@Tycike

Can u manufacture a pencil??

I no fit oo, but you reason am , the jeep looks like a 1998 land cruiser model. will you buy it for 5.6 mil?

The design of the jeep for an suv in 2015 is poor.

Thats not Amaechi

kenonze:



U rush to comment and spewed trash.
Get ur double lens pls

I honestly think these are the wives and children of boko haram terrorist.

Whats the pomo for?

Mobutu Sese Seko of DRC

Bros your analysis is bollocks. if buhari can fight corruption then hes program can be achievable. Afterall GEJ has asked PDP to return 2trn which is what is remaining from the money for his re-election campaign which is half our budget.

YOUWIN

Luis Figo

oakson:
In the following lines you'd be exposed to how to attract, woo, and marry ladies in some Nigerian churches.

Get a seat and let's roll...

MOUNTAIN OF FIRE
Wooing an MFM girl entails a fiery approach. U must be spiritually rugged, a carrier of fire[dem go fit fry egg for your head sef wit d kain fire wey u must carry].

You must be a demon chaser and spiritual jail breaker!

Going on 3 days dry must be like 3 hours to you.

Academic qualification is at least OND. You must be vast in demonology, with a clear, robust and empirical demonic interpretation of sex, anger, beer, etcetera

You must also know the demons behind shoki dance, sekem, attachment, weave on and the likes!

Finally you must have cast out at least 10 demons from your life or anybody's!

N.B: You can't Test Before Payment[b](TBP)[/b] because demons would expose you.

DEEPER LIFE
Hmmmm.... ***clears throat***

You must know the bible from pali to pali, sell all your designers and get yourself some old skool shirts and trousers.

Change your LCD to black and white, your home theatre to video cassette player(because brethren may come for inspection)!

You must have the same speech pattern like the general himself (baba I hail o), with good command of the English language.

Academic qualification must be minimum Bsc or its equivalent! [if you no go school your type dey dere too]

It is not capital intensive as there would be no need for cinemas,vacation,picnics, night outs and diamond ring for the 'will you marry me' question!

Just easter and december retreat is okay for the relationship.

Above all you must be willing to use your head carry eba during retreats and very humble to the core

NB: Tasting Before Payment TBP and divorce are not allowed
.

REDEEMED
Let sombori shout aleluya...

You must get yourself every RCCG souvenirs you can think of; ranging from wrist band to calender, t-shirt, sticker etcetera. You can even sew a customised RCCG's ankara and wear it to her place.

You must have one of their pastor that is close to Baba as a relative or in-law(to make the girl head swell well well)

Join the workers, especially ushering department or choir and be a regular pilgrim of Holy Ghost Night and let's go a fishing.

Get yourself different colours of tambourine and security whistle(for praise na) in case you no sabi dance well well.

N.B:[/b]Their wedding is relative to the intended couples pocket! Academic qualification at least Bsc

[b] Christ Embassy and Household of God
Same thing applies to these two churches as their MOG share almost everything in common!

You must be a very good jerry curler, a huge sower of seed and a great shouter!

Sit on top of a conglomerate or be a celeb(up coming artiste are allowed with Queen's english and heavy swag).

If you no go school at all abi you no sabi English, sorry bro, your own don finish, don't just apply!

Your taste of fashion must be high and designers all through to your boxers with demon binding perfumes!

You must be a good mimer and fan of Sinachi, Buchi, Frank Edward and their likes.

If you kon get talent, like good voice join am or you be fine boy... Chai your own don haf done!

No bringing of bibles to d church; your tablets and other gadgets must be visible and a debtor to the eyes(j'oju n'gbese)!

You must be able to speak in tongues and not just have a common one, you must have at least 5 types of tongue with vibration!

Their wedding is mostly expensive.
N.B: Unlimited TBP is inclusive with a robust package

Warning: these marriages are liable to die young.

WHITE GARMENT
You must be a great drinker of Alomo, orijin, baby oku and paraga for easy, direct and uninterrupted access to the spirit world! Weed is also allowed!

You must carry dreadlock with a good display of Terry G's kind of madness!

Your garment can be yellow, red or blue according to the colour of your preferred drink or its container.

White if you prefer palm wine! You must sabi shoki and alanta well well and sabi use clap and broom cure madness!

A little knowledge of Quran would do because they often speak arabic in their realm! You will need a kind of Jarules or Papa Ayo's chain on your garment to really convince her that you belong!

Their wedding is not compulsory as the girl could even be carrying your third child without u even knowing her parents!

Academic qualification is at least primary school leaving certificate with little madness or a certificate from Aro or Yaba left!

N.B: Polygamy and TBP dey yafun yafun!

CHRIST APOSTOLIC CHURCH
This you can and can't do it alone, you will need the help of your grandma cos dem no dey gree leave the church.

Learn two or three hymns, few of Uncle Ojo Ade's song and Mama Bola Are's and be a good prayer leader.

Cram as many psalms you can, how to pray on water and see vision or hear voices.

Get yourself a prayer bell sew one cassock and make it a daily routine at exactly 5am be the one to always wake the girl's neighbourhood with your morning cry.

When you get to the front of her building stand for 3-5minutes and raise your voice higher, then proceed.

Continue for three weeks and watch how things unfold!

Qualification is minimum SSCE and their wedding is considerate!

N.B: No Testing... and divorce is not allowed!

No mind my English o, just let's catch fun!


Please this is not to ridicule or mock the body of Christ

You didn't give any detail on tasting before marriage for RCCG. How e bi for there cos na there i wan marry from.

daimsy:
Did the father block the road to yobe? Silly exuse to take life...

I wander, like his father hid his passport to travel to yobe.

This is a joke right?

Is that a ship or a boat?

I thought this dude is gay

dfo12:
0. deWav: Quote Post
Hello guys, Nestoil has began inviting for aptitude test.
Below is a text from Nestoil
You have been invited to write an aptitude test for the role of Trainee Engineer with Nestoil Plc on Friday 20th February 2015 in Port Harcourt.
Please check your email for details

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I also got the same message via SMS on my fone but yet to receive an email...has anyone received their email yet? Pls share the info

please can you forward the invitation to this email ikeobiora@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks

breaking bad
shameless
the good wife
Homeland
House of card
justified.
game of thrones.
greys Anatomy

What about Emem udiok

Thieves

vjsmiles:
the ladies have won
no excuse on vals day.
thunda!!!!

very funny

Hooe the victims didn't die

Donmarrius:
[/b]Similar cases and worst ones,abounds in all APC states,especially Lagos.
[b] Geja's integrity is in question,and he must go,or we are ready to burn down this country

you want to burn the country down for someone who doesn't know you exist. Nice one.

Is this real?

I won't comment until the project is completed.