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Business / Re: 3 Tested Businesses To Quickly Start In 2016 by tymund: 11:24pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Business / 3 Tested Businesses To Quickly Start In 2016 by tymund: 10:18pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Investment / Re: Kkkk by tymund: 6:09pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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Investment / Re: What Lucrative Business Can One Million Do by tymund: 6:39am On Apr 19, 2015 |
Hello As regards your enquiries. I run a fashion brand with A bias in shoe making. I started my business from scratch this year makes it the firth (5) year. We sell Majorly on 2 Nigerian online platforms jumia and Konga.+234 812 428 0698 I won't want to spell out what brand I represent . Am not offering a Partnership but a fixed time investment opportunity. With a monthly or quoterly renumiration plan. No long talks if intrested call our line to fix an appointment |
Properties / 3bedroom Ensuit. Newly Built by tymund: 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Newly built 3bed all room Ensuit @600k #8 folashade Oluwole, Bucknor Estate Off Iju Road Behind Gtbank. Call: 08177594124 |
Family / Re: What To Learn From Pastor Chris And Pastor Anita Marriage Saga! by tymund: 4:57pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Mr moderator Just a friendly advise be very careful to comment or write about any man of God, when the negative effect stars telling on you nobody will be there to sympathize with you, every thing will be against you One of the signs you will notice is loads of troubles coming after you. But if you reject this advise watch out and start counting from today.....it doesn't matter if you believe it or not |
Fashion / Fashion Skills You Must Have ! by tymund: 5:57pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
Ankara bag and ankara accesories making... Acquire this skill and in just 5 saturdays you can become an expert. If you already have a job and you want to learn a skill this prog will benefit you as well The Course will entail Ankara earings Ankara bangles Ankara hair pcs Ankara clutch bag, Ankara mama's bag, Ankara laptop pouche , Ankara haamper bag Ankara mk up purse and more. Admission fees =N=18,000 tuition fee would include training kit and light refreshment. 15% discount for the first 15 applicants. Venue: Voice clinic Seminar hall. 25,maye street off montgomery rd ,yaba lagos. For enquiries; kshhh signatures 07066556843,08051544949,07084915851 |
Religion / The Rapture Is Here ? by tymund: 4:24pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
666 = The mark of the Beast President Obama Vs Revelation13:15-18 The US Senate has passed the Obama Health Care' bill into law. The implementation would commence on 23/03/ 2013.This bill would require all Americans to be implanted with a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order to access medical care.The device will be implanted on the forehead or on the arm. This is to fulfill the prophesy in theBook of Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF THE BEAST! Are you still in doubting the ENDTIME? GET READY! The rapture is near! .Revelations 13 is being played out right before us. Many are still unaware.(1) Why is the chip being implanted exactly where the Bible says it would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why not anywhere else?(2) Why is it being connected to your bank account? Remember the Bible says you won't be able to buy or sell without the mark. And guess what! The chip is connected to your financial details. What breaks my heart the most is that many people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now? Many are unaware that the end is near. Don't tell me that its advancement in technology or development. If any area of your life is not in sync with God's word Repent and be converted. If you miss heaven you can never miss hell...think about it. Hell is not a pretty place, the worst part is that it is for eternity...Please rather than post and forward senseless messages. Send to everyone you know. Do the work of an evangelist. PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our mobile phone? And we really can't live without it. Only 7% will re-send this message. Don't be of the 93% who will not share the message. Satan said "I wonder how humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me! Do not send later. Send now. May Almighty God grant success to every one who reads and send. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Marketing Officer by tymund: 10:58am On Mar 14, 2013 |
Job Type: full time Experience Required: 1-3 year(s) Application Deadline: 7th April, 2013 Job Details SB-IT Solutions Limited, a fast rising I.T Solutions company. requires the services of an innovative and resourceful marketer with a strong sense of grooming and personable character. Candidates must reside in Port Harcourt and have good communications skills. Responsibilities include: Source and develop client referrals. Make presentations of company products and services to current and potential clients. Plan and carry out direct marketing and sales of company products and services. Respond to sales inquiries and concerns by phone, electronically or in person. Ensure customer service satisfaction and good client relationships. Follow up on sales activity. Requirements Posses a minimum of Bsc/HND in Marketing or related discipline based in Port Harcourt. Must have a good knowledge the Metropolis Experience in similar role will be an advantage Be outgoing and smart Have an amiable personality. Be skillful, fluent and should be result oriented. Should be presentable and be able to take initiatives. Be able, willing and ready to market the company?s products. Perform other task assigned forward application to: careers@sb-itsolutions.com
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Jobs/Vacancies / Experienced Ticketing Officer by tymund: 2:13pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
An Experienced Air Ticketing officer needed For Employment Requirements: • Must be experienced in air ticketing and reservation • Must be proficient with the internet/computer • Must resides in port harcourt • OND/HND/BSC. Or any Recognized Air ticketing Certification • Applicants must be a male Send applications to ofonwhyte@gmail.com Application Closes on 8th of April, 2013 |
Religion / Obama The Anti-christ ? by tymund: 7:16am On Feb 22, 2013 |
Finally The End is here.... 666 = The mark of the Beast President Obama Vs Revelation13:15-18 The US Senate has passed the Obama Health Care' bill into law. The implementation would commence on 23/03/ 2013.This bill would require all Americans to be implanted with a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order to access medical care The device will be implanted on the forehead or on the arm. This is to fulfill the prophesy in theBook of Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF THE BEAST! Are you still in doubting the ENDTIME? GET READY! The rapture is near! .Revelations 13 is being played out right before us. Many are still unaware.(1) Why is the chip being implanted exactly where the Bible says it would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why not anywhere else?(2) Why is it being connected to your bank account? Remember the Bible says you won't be able to buy or sell without the mark. And guess what! The chip is connected to your financial details. What breaks my heart the most is that many people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now? Many are unaware that the end is near. Don't tell me that its advancement in technology or development. If any area of your life is not in sync with God's word Repent and be converted. If you miss heaven you can never miss hell...think about it PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our mobile phone? And we really can't live without it. Only 7% will re-send this message. Don't be of the 93% who will not share the message. Satan said "I wonder how humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me! Do not send later. Send now. Don't be deceived.....this world is a passing phase This may be your last call to receive Jesus If you not born again say this prayer please to receive Jesus : Lord Jesus I repent of my sins today, I accept you as my lord and savior I. Forsake my old ways come into my life today. In Jesus name I pray Amen If you have said that prayer find a bible believing church around where you are and serve God. God bless you. |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Is Giving Away A Million Dollars Tonight! by tymund: 7:04am On Feb 22, 2013 |
Mr poster, I guess you were @ the service so did you give ? If you were there you did not give you made a great Mistake. And point of correction he dnt say he is giving away 1million dollars, he is giving to God for his word. Lastly when he was giving a report for the work of the ministry around the world. He said for television Ministry around the world, the church spends 1million dollars monthly. Say the right thing please don't miss lead people. |
Religion / Re: What Can You Do When Prayer & Praises Fail? by tymund: 8:09am On Feb 20, 2013 |
Hello poster I will start by saying Do you have a Relationship with God ? (Born again) That's a major criteria to fellowship and communicate with God. Secondly faith comes to your spirit when you become a christian, it is the life and nature of God. Lastly I will suggest you get the book HOW TO PRAY ERFFECTIVE by pastor Chris Oyakhilome from any Good christian book store or Christ Embassy Church. I gutantee a 100% results for you. Do have a great day. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Job Vacancy: Graphic Designer Wanted In PH by tymund: 10:57am On Jan 27, 2013 |
Please if you submitted you CV kindly get ready For our jon interview soonest. |
Religion / Is Jesus Really Coming Back ? Prt3 by tymund: 12:09am On Jan 13, 2013 |
President Obama Vs Revelation13:15-18 The US Senate has passed the Obama Health Care' bill into law.The implementation Would commence on 23/03/ 2013 .This bill would require all Americans to be implanted with a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order to access medical care.The device will be implanted on there forehead or arm.This is to fulfill the prophesy in the Book of Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF THE BEAST! Are you still in doubt concerning the ENDTIME? GET READY! The rapture is near! Be prepared so you are not caught unaware.Live a good life, preach the GOSPEL to others and save souls.Revelations 13 is being played out right before our very eyes .Many are still unaware. (1) Why is the chip being implanted exactly where the Bible says it would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why not anywhere else? (2) Why is it being connected to your bank account?Remember the Bible says you won't be able to buy or sell without the mark. And guess what!The chip is connected to your financial details.What breaks my heart the most is that many people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now? Many are unaware that the end is near.Repent and be save.If you miss heaven you can never miss hell...think about it. Hell is not a pretty place, the worst partis that it is for eternity... Join me to sound the alarm.Send to everyone you know..PLEASE play your part in this & don't just stop,Do the work of anevangelist.I pray for you: Hell won't be funny. If you want to accept jesus kindly say this prayer; Dear lord I am a sinner, I surrender and give up my old ways today. I believe you died to save me from sin today declear that belong to you in jesus name Amen. Congratulations to you if you just gave your heart to christ Jesus. Find a bible believing church and serve God better. |
Webmasters / Re: Vacancy: Webdesigner Wanted In PH by tymund: 11:49pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Well if you meet the minimum requirements just Send your cv to the provided email address. |
Webmasters / Vacancy: Webdesigner Wanted In PH by tymund: 8:34am On Jan 09, 2013 |
A dynamic I.T company based in portharcourt Requires the services of a web developer for immediate Employment. Candidate must be good in the basic web design applications. Preferably lives in port harcourt. With an ability to communicate fluently in English language and work with less supervision. Salary very attractive. Email CVs to careers@sb-itsolutions.com Call chidinma on : 07039195061,07039804652 Application closes 15th march 2013 |
Art, Graphics & Video / Job Vacancy: Graphic Designer Wanted In PH by tymund: 8:19am On Jan 09, 2013 |
A dynamic I.T Firm requires the services of a Graphic Artist for imediate employment. Requirements Ability to take instructions Ability to communicate in English language fluently Must be conversant with all graphic design tools. Must be creative and work with less supervision. Preparely lives in Portharcourt. Foward CV to. eyaalakari@hotmail.com Closing date 30th january 2013 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Iphone & Bb Technician Wanted For Employment by tymund: 8:02am On Jan 09, 2013 |
An opening for imediate employment exist for a phone Technician. Responsibilities : Servicing and repaires of Iphones, ipads,ipods,blackberry and android Phones and gadgets. Qualification : Minimum of secondry school certificate With an ability to communicate in English language effectively. Salary very attractive, accomodation Shall be made available if necessary. Call chidinma for an appiontment 07039195061,07039804652 Prefarebly applicant sh ould be recident In portharcourt Nigeria Send CV to eyaalakari@hotmail.com Job opening closes on 25th of January |
Religion / Re: America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 11:02am On Nov 16, 2012 |
The end of this age is here, and every man shall before jesus doesn't matter your relgion we all shall stand. Are you ready ? Are born again ? If you are not say this lord jesus I come before you this day as a sinner, forgive me my sins accept me as your child this day Amen |
Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by tymund: 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Nice one guys...... Hausa the language of love. Mutanena sai da safe.... 1 Like |
Business / Re: 8.5KVA (semi Sound Proof) Power Generating Set by tymund: 1:08pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Nice generator |
Business / 8.5KVA (semi Sound Proof) Power Generating Set by tymund: 1:05pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
8.5 KVA semi-sound proof Diesel Generator in great Condition. Run time 462 hours. Asking price 300k. 08033060899, 0804449149
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Jobs/Vacancies / Shoe Making by tymund: 8:19pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Your opportunity is finally here. Camp Noah Academy Presents A 6day Bespoke Shoemaking practical class (intensive). Includes: •Sandal making & design unisex •Wedge making & design (female) •slippers making & design • Ankara wedges n ladies hand bags. 6th - 11th Nov 2012. Listen to Starfm 101.5 lagos for more details. Or call 08124280698, 08187427726 •only 20 slots are available. Is on first come first serve basis |
Fashion / Re: Are T.M.Lewin Shirts Really Made In Aba?? by tymund: 8:13pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
@poster why do we like deceiving ourselfs. Once up on a time it was imported 5alive...mdo we av Nigerian made 5alive ? Does it test well.... Do we av Nigerian packaged cement ? How about PAN I.e peugeout of the eighties ? What about cocacola..... If only you know where your so called TM Shirts are made...do you know vietnam and Cambodia... Pls let's stop fooling ourselves. I believe if not for our Aba brothers many Nigerians will be walking poorly dressed Cos we can really afford the so called Amecan and Uk labels. I rest my case |
Religion / Re: America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 4:38pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Obama's new health care bills-RFID Chip implant is mark of the beast Part 1 & 2prof. pages Revelation's MARK OF THE BEAST 666 and the new Senate health care bill HR3200 PART 1 A few days ago, my husband and I went to the post office to put up fliers on their community bulletin board. Our fliers are usually torn down, so we have to monitor them weekly. As I was putting one up a young man came over and we got to talking about the economy and how he was out of work and could not find any. The more we spoke the more I felt compelled to tell him I believed we would see the Lord return in our lifetime. We found out this man was a Christian and he mentioned very briefly that his wife had found on the web that human micro-chipping is right around the corner. I had forgotten this conversation until a few days ago. When I remembered I started researching it and found out that it was not only true, but the microchip was incorporated in our last health care bill covertly. The process as stated in the bill will begin in "December of 2012". This new law requires an RFID (radio frequency identification) chip implanted in all US citizens. This chip will not only contain your personal information with tracking capability but it will also be linked to your bank account. No US citizen will be allowed in or out of our country without it. And get this, Page 1004 of the new law (dictating the timing of this chip), reads, and I quote: "Not later than 36 months after the date of the enactment". It is now the law of the land that by "March 23 2013" we will all be required to have an RFID chip underneath the skin. Testing has begun with implanting under the skin of the hand. (I will send a PDF of the bill). Please note to look for "The National Registry" on about page 1000. Revelation 13:16 ~ And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. Revelation 13:17 ~ And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Revelation 13:18 ~ Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. I hope you know where I am going with this. If you receive the mark of the beast, the Bible says that anyone who will accept this mark will be thrown in the Lake of Fire. You lost your own soul even if you accept Christ you will be thrown in hell with the Anti-Christ. "A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: 'If ANYONE worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. He will be tormented with burning sulfur in the presence of the holy angels and of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name. This calls for patient endurance on the part of THE SAINTS who obey God's commandments and remain faithful to Jesus' " (Rev. 14:9-12). RFID Microchip The New Law And now we come to it. On Sunday March 21, 2010 the Senate Healthcare bill HR3200 was passed and signed into law the following Tuesday. Like I said before, there are a legion of horrible and just plain evil aspects to this bill. I don’t want to discount them but what cannot be missed here is this new law now opens a prophetic door on a magnitude not seen since the reformation of Israel. This new law requires an RFID chip implanted in all of us. This chip will not only contain your personal information with tracking capability but it will also be linked to your bank account. And get this, Page 1004 of the new law (dictating the timing of this chip), reads, and I quote: "Not later than 36 months after the date of the enactment". It is now the law of the land that by March 23rd 2013 we will all be required to have an RFID chip underneath our skin and this chip will be link to our bank accounts as well as have our personal records and tracking capability built into it. Other ways big brother will impact us is by population control via vaccines. (see below links). The more Kevin and I dig, the more we find. I am starting a blog in which we will discuss links below along with the new "Internet Kill Switch" bill which would allow our president exclusive power like the Egyptian president to shut down this form of communication. Before my research, I was only mildly interested with politics, but now I am awake and watch the Congress and/or Senate and Monday-Friday. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. ~Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ANYONE YOU MIGHT THINK WOULD BENEFIT FROM THE TRUTH PART 2 “The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.” I’m not a lawyer by training, but I do believe the text above is actually calling for people to have RFID chips implanted into them. The language appears to be calling for the establishment of a central database to keep track of those with class II devices, including those that are implantable. Implantable RFID technology does not yet appear to be a class II medical device though the FDA provides guidance on how it could become a class II medical device at a later date. See the following link (Page 4) for more on the FDA’s thinking on RFID technology: Link <<a href="http://www.fda.gov/downloads/MedicalDevices/DeviceRegu lationandGuidance/GuidanceDocuments/ucm072191.pdf">http:/ /www.fda.gov/downloads/MedicalDevices/DeviceRegulationandGui dance/GuidanceDocuments/ucm072191.pdf> The quoted text above was from H.R. 3200 (Section 2561), which was one of the several versions of health care reform legislation that House of Representatives originally considered voting on. The House of Representatives ultimately passed a bill called H.R. 3962 which included some of the items in H.R. 3200. I took a look at H.R. 3962 (Section 2571) and found that the text of the passage altered drastically. The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each covered device. ‘(B) In this subsection, the term ‘covered device’--Comments <</span>http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h3962/text> Close Comments <</a>http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h3962/text> Permalink <</a> http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h3962/text?version=pcs& amp;nid=t0:pcs:9783> ‘(i) shall include each class III device; and ‘(ii) may include, as the Secretary determines appropriate and specifies in regulation, a class II device that is life-supporting or life-sustaining. The altered text says nothing about implantable devices, but it was the Senate version of the health care reform legislation (and soon the reconciliation bill) that is now waiting to be signed by Barack Obama into law (not H.R. 3962). I accessed the Senate reform legislation and the reconciliation bill, and the reconciliation bill contains very similar language to H.R. 3962, but with the reinsertion of the term “implantable”: HR 4872 (Reconciliation Bill) Section 2521 |
Religion / Re: America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Is Isreal not yet surrounded with army of nations.....what about syria,Lebanon alliance most recencent declation by the new Egypt president ? Watch and pray my dear Like holy scripture says to him that has ears let him hear |
Religion / Re: America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 11:33pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
@proo212. My answer to you. Is 1. Who are the world powers 2. Have you read your bible, especially the sign of the end....1hich sign is not fulfilled ye t 3 have you taken a closer look of even Nigeria, the unrest and killings what do you think it is ? 4. Which other sign are you waiting for......? Mathew 24:1-25, mark 13:24-27, Mark 13:3, Luke 21:7-28 |
Religion / Re: America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
But which other proff we waiting for ? I believe this is a clear sign of the end....if it has gotten to a point of chip in plant then one has to be so be very careful |
Religion / America Set To Issue 666 Mark March 2013,....is This The End by tymund: 11:11pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
US Senate has passed the 'Obama Health Care' bill into law & the implementation would commence on 23/03/2013.This bill would require all Americans to be implanted with a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order to access medical care. The device will be implanted on the forehead or on the arm. This is to fulfil the prophesy in the Book of Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF THE BEAST! Are you still in doubt concerning the ENDTIME? GET READY! JESUS IS ABOUT 2 COME THE SECOND TIME! Be prepared so you are not caught unawares. Live a good life, pray more, preach the GOSPEL to others and save souls. The rapture of the saints is eminent. Rev 13 is being played out right before us. Many are still unaware..but the questions are(1) why is the chip being implanted exactly where the bible says it would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why not anywhere else? (2) why is it being connected to your bank account. Remember the Bible says you won't be able to buy or sell without the mark. And guess what ! The chip is connected to your financial details.. What breaks my heart the most, is that many people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now. Many are unaware that the end is near.. If any area of your life is not in sync with Gods word, its time to make an unqualified u-turn NOW.. Hell is not a pretty place..the worst part is that people will be there forever. Pls my brother / sister give ur life to JESUS CHRIST. He is the only person u need now. For in him your future is secured. 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Really Coming Back As Xtians Clainm Prt2 by tymund: 5:40pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
@ area_boy it was same way in the days of Noah people laugh Man Jesus loves you. If you are not born again its your opportunity To be save_ |
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