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Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by tyup(m): 10:33pm On Feb 06, 2022
naija4life247:

I will beat you mercilessly
Iffa ear?? abeg no go dey looseguard anyhow for where you dey
Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by tyup(m): 10:31pm On Feb 06, 2022
Cmanforall:

How do you know if you can beat the lecturer?

You don't know his age, physique and strength
Don't meet lecturers that suffered, in terms of hard labour, during their youthful times o...

weytin consine me consine hard labour, baba I go beat am blue blaq
Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by tyup(m): 6:38pm On Feb 06, 2022
That lecturer go to chop beating for my hand forget rustication

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Education / Re: ASUU Begins Preparation For Strike, Declares Monday Lecture-free by tyup(m): 11:14am On Feb 06, 2022
fernandoc:

You sound like a big f00l
is iramure lying??
Education / Re: ASUU Begins Preparation For Strike, Declares Monday Lecture-free by tyup(m): 11:13am On Feb 06, 2022
Munzy14:
This people again...You can't study in Nigeria without meeting ASUU strike lipsrsealed

That of 2012 2020 was the mother of all strike grin

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Politics / Re: You Lied, Most Of Us Yet To Receive January Salary, Nigerian Soldiers Blast Army by tyup(m): 11:45pm On Feb 05, 2022
asanausana91:
Even the airforce. Go to any airforce base and ask, most of the personels are yet to collect that peanut from IPPIS. Me in particular have not seen my own.

Wow, first time I'm hearing this off NAF. I thought they said corruption in that arm of the military is at the minimal
Politics / Re: You Lied, Most Of Us Yet To Receive January Salary, Nigerian Soldiers Blast Army by tyup(m): 9:54pm On Feb 05, 2022
I wonder why always Army all the time, you don't get to hear this from Airforce and Naval personnels
Politics / Re: 25 ISWAP Terrorists Drown In Marte River As Military Bombardments Kill Scores by tyup(m): 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2022
hmm
Crime / Re: Nigerian Airforce Jet Bomb Kaduna Community by tyup(m): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2022
These yeroba folks wey NAF take full their pilot sef. see their misfiring work now
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2022
RaptorX:
I will die first before some idiot soldier tell me to enter gutter in this Nigeria. You must be crazy to even give me that response, either you are a soldier or the biggest coward alive

Thank god you chose death
Science/Technology / Re: Big Elephant Spotted In Oyo State (Photos) by tyup(m): 11:16am On Feb 03, 2022
seunlayi:


Oyo people are very accomodating unlike....

FoolaniHellman:
At least they didn't hurt that Mammal but if it were to be Alaigbo reverse is the case grin grin grin
Anazp:
yes not like the yeebos or rivers people who wouldnt have wasted time to butchering it


one crate of Goldberg for una abeg. comrades wey sabi

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Family / Re: My Wife Records Our Argument by tyup(m): 11:06am On Feb 03, 2022
ibrutex:
Just look for perfect excuse to use against her and japa out of that marriage 'Coz she will eventually serve you penalty kick followed by hot breakfast

waste of time, make him deceive her back to Nigeria and seize her passport or throw an away and travel back alone. best thing wey fit help am

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Family / Re: My Wife Records Our Argument by tyup(m): 11:05am On Feb 03, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Where did the marriage take place?

I can't speak for him but I'm sure it'll be here in Nigeria. I don advise am to cunnily bring her back and seize her passport where she can't find it and travel back alone. na weytin fit help am now cuz with weytin I dey see so b!tch is on a mission to wreck him totally

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Family / Re: My Wife Records Our Argument by tyup(m): 10:56am On Feb 03, 2022
Ogalanyaidi:



Thanks for your response. I just got married and I don't want a divorce.
Agreed, she is extremely intelligent and I can't really predict her intentions. How did I know?
I play card games well but she would always beat me to any game we played together, even card games. She thinks very deep and it marvels me.



Ok then cunnily bring her to Nigeria on the pretence of going to greet her mum beat her to her intelligence by buying gifts for virtually all her family members, she'd be blinded by following you down to Nigeria and when you both get here, seize her passport (my uncle burnt his wife's own) and travel back alone

Bringing a Nigerian woman abroad is more like embarking on a self destructive journey. my uncle's wife almost wrecked him to the point of him committing suicide. but well, the planned work and she's still in Nigeria I'm sure she'll still be regretting atm but he had to relocate outta UK to another country so she'll not find him and thank god he's doing great now tho not as big as bfr he brought his wife over.

Left for you to make ur choice sha but be careful. my 2cent

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Family / Re: My Wife Records Our Argument by tyup(m): 10:49am On Feb 03, 2022
ObamaMessi:
I'll not advise you to divorce her but i'll ask you to delete such recording and never you engage in a heated argument.Threaten her with divorce and if she seem not to mind or continues her ridiculous acts, take any decision that will save your life.

Divorce? they're both abroad sir
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Serving In US Army Surprises Wife At Work After 11 Months (video) by tyup(m): 9:55am On Feb 03, 2022
May God bless and protect our own Army here and every other joint task force of the military fighting off terrorist in the NE and every other regions in the country. our thoughts and prayers are with you guys.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Serving In The US Army Surprises His Wife At Work | VIDEO by tyup(m): 9:53am On Feb 03, 2022
May God bless and protect our Nigerian Army and every other joint task force of the military fighting off terrorist in the NE and every other region in the country. our thoughts and prayers are with you guys
Travel / Re: Makinde Flags Off Reconstruction Of Odo-Ogun Bridge In Oyo (Photo). by tyup(m): 10:15pm On Feb 02, 2022
Paygram:
That my governor. Believe or not, what GSM has done in Oyo state is far more than what Oyo have experience from past government save form Bola Ige in terms of leadership and development.

Mumu. that nigga is a scam

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Politics / Re: Troops Neutralize Some Terrorists In Yobe State (Photos) by tyup(m): 10:12pm On Feb 02, 2022
YoungLionken:
Kudos to all the Nigerian troops fighting tooth and nail against those bloodletting terrorists!!

Please let's endeavor to encourage and motivate our troops,just like we; civilians, the government has failed them too..

I'm from Borno but I couldn't spend a week in Maiduguri(for obvious reasons), despite the heavy military presence and strategy..

The militancy in the south south and the secessionists in the east is nothing compared to what's going on in the north...

No, you're not from Borno. tell us the truth
Politics / Re: Policeman Shoots Soldier Dead In Borno by tyup(m): 10:05pm On Feb 02, 2022
jrusky:


Which stupid hierarchy?

The NA should look for the bastard and take him to the Barracks for just 4hours drill by the time they release him I can bet it he will not survive the next 10 days before he die.

Thunder fire hierarchy.

Other soldiers present almost tore him apart alive, it took the intervention of a senior officer to ease tensions. That's what saved the police man tho he lost an eye due to the beatings
Politics / Re: Buhari: Incoming Months, You Will Witness Massive Shift From Insurgency To Peace by tyup(m): 6:34pm On Feb 02, 2022
ajl:


The Fulanis are not planning to leave power. You think they are as "stupid" as we Yorubas. We often take these folks for granted, like they don't know what they are doing. I just look at all those southerners clamoring for presidency, it's a waste of time. At best, they will hand it over to another northerner, that guaranty their well-being because other Nigerians may hunt them down once Buhari leave. Expect northerners to emerge for both APC and PDP ticket. It's going to be a drama.

Rest oga. no northerner is entering Aso villa next after election

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari, Obi Cubana Attend IGP Alkali Son’s Wedding (Photos) by tyup(m): 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2022
isn't he supposed to be in hiding?? fvcked up system

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Politics / Re: We Are Behind You, Oshiomhole’s Mother, Edo North Professionals Tell Osinbajo by tyup(m): 6:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
Tinubu is just like the Biblical Jonathan, he'd be sacrificed for David (Osinbajo) to become Nigeria's next president.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 2:37pm On Jan 29, 2022
Steve0979:
u idiot talking abt human right,ask DAT useless officer of a dad of yours d number of times he has oppressed junior officers first before u can talk about human rights

Regular limit the violence Plx grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 2:34pm On Jan 29, 2022
RaptorX:
So you will just inside gutter because a soldier told you? I am really curious to hear your response

No I'm curious to hear from you, What would you say?? you'd say No I can't??
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 2:34pm On Jan 29, 2022
mastertek:
Not everyone is coward and agbero military worshiper like you,

You will tell me to jump inside gutter just because you wear useless kaki with rotten AK47, I will just prefer to die than obey you.

Trust me I can disarmed you if you are not smart, because your soldier na zombie by default.


It's not bout worshiping, nigga they'll shoot u dead and nothing will happen to him and thank God you made mention of disarm enough excuse already to overlook ur enemy's death
Religion / Re: You'll Have Accident With That Car - Pastor Ibiyeomie Lays Curses Yahoo Boys by tyup(m): 10:27am On Jan 28, 2022
I say a Big gbam to that prayer those guys are senselessly useless....That'll all end miserably Infact a law should be passed that allows them to be shot at sight and their vital organs such as Kidney, marrows etc should be dashed to ailing patients

Our police are really incompetent.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 10:14am On Jan 28, 2022
Right001:

That the problem I have with Nigeria youth. I bet u have not travel outside Nigeria that why u speak like this. My brother travel go Europe for holiday and come back then your mentality will change. Soldiers don't have the right to oppress you after all their salary is from your tax been paid to the government either directly or indirectly.

The question is are Nigerians law abiding and civil like the Europeans?? it's senseless comparing both clime and expecting similar way of life
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 10:12am On Jan 28, 2022
isaacprinz:
Live your life right and watch how all this write up Will be heard from far, truth be told we Nigerians are not matured and disciplined to criticize others in the first place.
The Nigerian security operatives most times overstep their boundaries which we condemn that all the time. I experienced an incidence where some group of boys attempted to disarm soldiers on duty because they saw that these soldiers were not hostile, they literally were friendly with most people in that hood doing their legimate job so they saw that as a weakness and opportunity to exhibit their indiscipline and stubborn nature. No one is happy being brutalized by The security operatives but first you have to live and behave right, the problem isn't really only on the side of this security men but also we as individuals and citizens of Nigeria. Comedians are simply earning a living on the plater of the already existing stubbornness of individuals and the brutality that follows from the security operatives. All this ill practices must be put to an end.

Probably Airforce or Navy ion think Army are that friendly that you go as far as trying to disarm them
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 10:08am On Jan 28, 2022
Crafteck1:


You sat down to type all this?
Have you ever been harassed by a military personnel? Most likely not, less than a mondth ago, i was. And i was belpless, not because of comedians bit because thats the nigeria we live in, abeg delete your nonsense

Don't mind them, COAS is complaining of not having sufficient men in the Force and these clowns here thinks they'd be punished or dismissed for brutality?? the problem is just complex
Jokes Etc / Re: Comedians Please Stop Supporting Military Abuse With Your Comedy Skit by tyup(m): 10:06am On Jan 28, 2022
mastertek:
You are right OP,

This country been, our youth are really sick, so many people enjoy see military brutalized others,

I always think may be because these people have their family in the military.

So many Nigerian see military men as a god that should not be disobey, not knowing Nigerian military men are as useless as tout, agbero with gun,

Their military general Orientation is not different of 'MC Olumo'.

Stupid' Nigerian, you will see them here how they hail military & blame the victim whenever the news of army brutality enter front-page, to them whenever army tell you to jump inside gutter just obey, their foolish excuse is that Nigeria military risking their life to secure life of themselves and them families, not me


When you jam Awua and they tell you to jump inside gutter don't do it chest beat in front of em
Career / Re: Should I Move To South Africa Or Abuja by tyup(m): 12:04am On Jan 28, 2022
Godsgift7837:
bro I will be very honest with you, don’t even think of coming to SA if you’re looking to do anything legit. There’s no job in South Africa and even the citizen’s are asking government to stop employing foreigners. I live here in SA so my nigga find another country enter SA is not an option.

Thanks a bunch. how bad is unemployment over there??

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