Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,207,565 members, 7,999,448 topics. Date: Monday, 11 November 2024 at 07:52 AM

Uchemelvin2004's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Uchemelvin2004's Profile / Uchemelvin2004's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Religion / Re: Adeboye Gives New Instructions For RCCG by Uchemelvin2004(m): 2:37am On Aug 05, 2016
Old things have passed away (apart from tithe because it's money).

2 Likes

Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by Uchemelvin2004(m): 8:28am On Aug 01, 2016
To those of u doubting his age Zap you. I can only say Happy Bday Papillo, you are a living legend to both Nigeria and Arsenal, you will never die young, Enjoy your day my superstar..
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Are Opposition Leader From Birth (photo) by Uchemelvin2004(m): 7:46am On Jul 27, 2016
Fayose
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Covered In Dollars As He Cuddles Two Women In His Arms by Uchemelvin2004(m): 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2016
How come all the dollar notes are facing up? Fake notes...I like Patoranking shaa
Culture / Re: Why Does Govt Allow Oro Festival? by Uchemelvin2004(m): 1:38pm On Jul 24, 2016
We are talking about a festival that limits the movement of people in the 21st century, it's really backward in my own opinion.
Culture / Why Does Govt Allow Oro Festival? by Uchemelvin2004(m): 8:17am On Jul 24, 2016
I've been hearing about the Oro festival before I came to serve in Ogun state. For those that don't know, during the festival, women and strangers are not allowed to come outside, you'll be killed if you disobey. A month ago a man was killed at Sango Ota because he came back late and obviously ran into the "Oro" people. I think this tradition should be stopped by government before it is too late. (I wonder what will happen if they kill a soldier during the festival)
Education / Re: Dear Gov Amosun, Give Us This Day Our Examinations by Uchemelvin2004(m): 7:24am On Jul 22, 2016
I'm a corper serving in Ogun state and this news is 100% true, even the school principal doesn't know what's happening. Even if they extend it to September I've told the school. I won't be here when they oro festival starts (mid August).
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Phyno Stuns In Chieftaincy Attire by Uchemelvin2004(m): 6:05pm On Jul 21, 2016
Okereke Okereke, my guys na Abakiliki, n'ekpelum ekpele sim na fepu ka chekeleke, sim kuba ka elekere, na ezem ka ekelebe, egburum ochu ma na nga n'egbu ha k'ebemsi, achorom ima, m'choo ima, m'gaa be Emma, oge m'no street ima?oge m'no hood ima? Owee gi itinye isi otele okuko, you can't stop me maka na obago.... who can tell me the title of this song?

3 Likes

Religion / Re: What Does 1st Corinthians 14: 34 & 35 Really Mean? by Uchemelvin2004(m): 11:31am On Jul 17, 2016
TPAND:
It means women are not allowed to hold positions neither are they allowed to teach, or start a feminist movement, nor contribute in church. Ask a priest, ask a rabbi they will tell you so.

Ask a pastor especially the Pentecostal ones, jeez they will twist it
I wonder what a female pastor will say about these verses, I wish Lalasticlala will move this to front page so that many people will contribute to the topic. Maybe someone can explain better.
Religion / What Does 1st Corinthians 14: 34 & 35 Really Mean? by Uchemelvin2004(m): 8:32am On Jul 17, 2016
It's a bit confusing...

Food / Re: Best Suya Spots In Lagos- The Vanguard Newspaper by Uchemelvin2004(m): 3:24pm On Jul 10, 2016
Leeeekeeee:
All this place nah rubbish without including the Suya spot at 23 road junction agboju Festac..
I even bought suya there yesterday, their suya make sense scatter
Food / Re: Best Suya Spots In Lagos- The Vanguard Newspaper by Uchemelvin2004(m): 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2016
Leeeekeeee:
All this place nah rubbish without including the Suya spot at 23 road junction agboju Festac..
I even bought suya there yesterday, their suya make sense scatter
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Discovered You Married A Sex Addict? by Uchemelvin2004(m): 11:21am On Jul 03, 2016
It's a wonderful experience, I dated one 2 years ago and even though we're no longer together we still bang whenever we see. I think the key thing there is for the girl/boy to be good at it so that the other partner won't get bored.
Crime / Re: 47-Year-Old Guard Sleeps With 6-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by Uchemelvin2004(m): 4:34am On Jul 03, 2016
midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/47-yr-old-man-6-yr-old-girl-slept-contrary-claim-five-times/

The b-east-s are @ work again. grin grin

How can you f-east on a girl without br-east-s? angry angry

This man should @ l-east be castrated b4 anything else. angry
Your hatred for the east will drive you crazy one day, the man isn't even from the east but even if he's from the east what has that got to do with the story?

1 Like

Politics / Re: Lagos To Jail Street Hawkers From July 1- Ambode by Uchemelvin2004(m): 9:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
StunningCEO:
This is bad news for us all....the ibos control the hawking market with gala...pure water etc..... angry....now that they've banned this nuisance trading...we are going to get an increase in armed robbery from these people....the police need to be armed to deal with the fallout.....ibo and crime be like bread and butter... sad
Otu gbowa kwa nnegi, i'm sure your mum was impregnated by a bush pig, your brain was surely affected by that.

2 Likes

NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowances In 26 States Across Nigeria by Uchemelvin2004(m): 7:09pm On Jun 29, 2016
Ogun state no dey pay shishi, this list is outdated...
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept With Seun A Guy I Met In A Bar: A Story By Chisom by Uchemelvin2004(m): 5:54am On Jun 06, 2016
Interesting, I wish I was Seun.
Celebrities / Re: Mtnpulse Campus Unilorin Tour: Chidinma, Sound Sultan & Immaculate Storms Campus by Uchemelvin2004(m): 1:03pm On Jun 04, 2016
Chidinma no go bad to knack oo, she looks flexible...
Celebrities / Re: If You know Chiwetalu Agu drop one of his exclamations by Uchemelvin2004(m): 12:19pm On Jun 04, 2016
Upianto
Nnem Njaa!!
Akpu okwanda
Ovoko
The man is one of my favourite comedians in Nollywood
Education / Re: I Was Expelled From School, I'm Destroying My Life And Future, Help! by Uchemelvin2004(m): 12:16pm On Jun 03, 2016
I know exactly what you are passing through brother, I was expelled from FUTO in my final year and during that period I contemplated a lot of things like travelling out,suicide, I just couldn't bear the shame of being called a drop out.It was like I was carrying the whole world on my shoulders but on January 1st 2010 I summoned courage and told my family(it's not easy but it's the best thing to do) and it was a bit tough at first but they later supported me and today I've graduated from Uniport and i'm serving in Ogun state. So brother, it's better late than never, just tell them the truth. Goodluck.

4 Likes

Career / Re: Share Your First Day At Work Experience. by Uchemelvin2004(m): 9:14am On May 24, 2016
Lol, nooooo, there's a lot of goodies across the border but the risks are much.
Anowax:
Na for the border you see this your timberland shoe buy?
Career / Re: Share Your First Day At Work Experience. by Uchemelvin2004(m): 6:44am On May 24, 2016
I'm currently serving so i'll talk about my 1st day @ my PPA, I introduced myself to the other corp members and quickly went into the class, as the only science orientated corp member in the school I had to teach both Physics and Chemistry and @ 1st I taught it'll be a big challenge (due to my fear of Chemistry in school) but it was actually very smooth, the school curriculum and the textbook(essential chemistry) made it really easy, though the students are not the sharpest but the few bright ones amongst them quickly showed themselves by answering all the questions I threw their way. All in all it was a brilliant experience and I also learnt a lot too. PS: I'm serving @ Community high school Ohunbe in Yewa North LGA Ogun state( very close to the border with Republic of Benin).

32 Likes

Politics / Re: Burial Parade: Nigerian Police Bury Colleague (Video) by Uchemelvin2004(m): 9:58pm On May 17, 2016
The mopol men in the video were not trained for parade, the NPF really impressed me during my dad's burial in 2014

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Imo State by Uchemelvin2004(m): 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2016
Kanu Nwankwo grew up in Owerri but he's from Abia state. Nice trade

1 Like

NYSC / Re: Ogun State Batch B 2015 REPORT HERE by Uchemelvin2004(m): 1:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
Unique graduate plz identify urself bro.
itoski:

Rugged granite defender....but Na stream 2 I fall put
NYSC / Re: Ogun State Batch B 2015 REPORT HERE by Uchemelvin2004(m): 3:55am On Oct 23, 2015
I was posted to Ogun state, stream 2. I'm a Uniport graduate and I stay in Owerri. Holla me if you're in Owerri or from Uniport. 0.7.0.3.7.6.6.3.1.0.2
Crime / Re: New Trick Kidnappers Use To Implicate Innocent People by Uchemelvin2004(m): 5:26am On Jul 08, 2015
We all need to be careful because here in Naija,once police catch you as a suspect you are already in big trouble.
Crime / New Trick Kidnappers Use To Implicate Innocent People by Uchemelvin2004(m): 5:24am On Jul 08, 2015
This is to inform you that there is a new technique being used by robbers and other criminals to escape arrest. I was just alerted by a friend that robbers are now collecting used recharge cards, and once they abandon hijacked cars or where they dump the dead bodies, they leave the already used cards at the scene or near the victims.When the police arrive, they use the scratch card's serial number to track on which phone number it was loaded; and they start tracking the owner of the phone number. Already, two people who fell victim of the trick are in Kirikiri. To be on the safe side, once you load airtime, make sure you destroy the card before you dispose it to avoid access of these undesirable elements. Kindly circulate for the safety of your loved ones. Be cautious!.

1 Like 1 Share

Travel / Re: The Only Access Road To Nekede(Owerri)Will Soon Be Washed Away By Erosion (pics) by Uchemelvin2004(m): 9:07pm On Jun 30, 2015
I'm a native of Nekede and this erosion was my project topic.I predicted that at the rate at which the erosion is spreading and the increasing sand mining activities,the road will definitely collapse.Sadly this is just the beginning
Politics / Re: Imo Guber: Ihedioha Cleared As PDP Candidate by Uchemelvin2004(m): 8:38am On Jan 05, 2015
If u love Imo u'll vote for Rochas.PDP is a curse to Imo State.they share allocation btw Iwuanyanwu and the other godfathers,plz can someone tell me one federal project GEJ has completed in Imo state?I remember Ohakims regime,dredging Nwaorie with 9billion and telling us that ships will cruise in Nwaorie from Oguta.Biggest scam ever

2 Likes

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.