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Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing Pants & Bra In Oyo, Stripped Unclad And Forced To Wear Them by Uchennaokoye: 11:50am On Mar 20, 2019
delugajackson:
Look at how wretched he is. This guy is the definition of poverty. He deserves more than this humiliation.

Peel off his skin for leather. His cranium should be used to hold wine during community gatherings. His skin should be used in making drums and his bones adopted as drumsticks, for the purpose of driving out evil spirits. Lastly feed his intestines and manhood to the dogs.


Hahahahahahahh.. You no get chill at all!
Celebrities / Re: Bambam Slays In Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by Uchennaokoye: 1:33pm On Mar 18, 2019
Nice skin though.
Politics / Re: My Supporters Urge Me To Lead Them To APC — Gbenga Daniel by Uchennaokoye: 9:42am On Mar 18, 2019
BabaRamota1980:


After Ballad released his report few weeks before the election OGD saw the reality for what it was. They had no chance against APC.

PDP devised a new way to pump money into the country for them to use at grassroot to force victory to Atiku. You will notice that Atiku complained at one time that EFCC was freezing supporters accounts and they should desist. But by time EFCC discovered the money route it was late many transfers into billions had succeeded. Thats what led to the arrest recently of Atiku's son in law and his lawyer. You saw the letter in news.

The plan by PDP to use dollar at grassroots and rig the election of Feb 16th was ready to deploy but EFCC shared the report of its investigation with INEC. INEC called meeting of its stakeholders to review what was on ground. They all decided to shift election date and disrupt the rigging plan. Thats election was moved to 23rd.

Some of the data and evidence in EFCC reports included verifiable information shared with them by foreign security agents in European countries and America.

Atiku does not have a political dynasty, all he has is money. He is not going to win in 2023 either even if he defects to APC.

OGD sees the writing on the wall and is time to start his own campaign. He will be an Atiku plant in APC.

Now, its Ibos that lack honor and dignity. You promised victory to Atiku. Where is the victory you promised....where is your honor?

Your surrogate mother has lost....

Please go and check the result of the 5 SE states,. APC didn't get half of the votes PDP got
Travel / Re: 6 Reasons Why Nigeria Is A Better Place To Live Than Foreign Country by Uchennaokoye: 4:33pm On Mar 15, 2019
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Nigerians are always myopic, so you expect a foreigner to come to Naija to earn 18k as minimum wage , no welfare package , no light , no good roads.

Nigerians can deceive themselves. No wonder Nigeria is such a poor country that people don't see because most people don't read.

Nigeria nominal GDP per person is less less than 2500 dollars with basically no social insfrastructure to improve life.

If we don't know , we pay taxed in indirect way. To have have a 12 hours of electricity in a two bedroom flats you need 2k naira petrol , you buy 3.5 kvA generator, nepa bills , no good transport system, no medical insurance , family and friends will be on you if you are earn in 150k salary because you are lucky to find one.

You see folks working a decent jobs 150k a month, you can afford to buy a good Camry 2004 after three years and you call this a country .

Make I leave the story.

God bless you brother, You just shared my thought.

I prefer to live there and pay tax, than to be free in this hell hole.
Nairaland / General / Re: Accident Kills Man Who Returned To Nigeria After 15 Years Abroad (Photos) by Uchennaokoye: 1:08pm On Mar 15, 2019
Awol1:
Africans and their superstitious relation of events.

What if this thing just happened?

What if there are no village people?

What if he was at the wrong place?

Shit happens.

RIP to him. It's painful that after 15 years of sweat, he won't be there to enjoy it.

Requiescat in pace!

But unfortunately, they exist!

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Romance / Re: Isokoboy Exposes 'Padded' Slay Queen On Instagram by Uchennaokoye: 12:55pm On Mar 12, 2019
folake4u:




Why should a man date/ marry a girl because of her fat camel toe? undecided.
Isn't that shallow? If a man marries a girl because of fat camel toe, don't you think he's been controlled by his lustful desire?
Is the camel toe going to put food on the table or raise strong and healthy children?



I agree with your 2nd to 4th paragraphs though smiley.

Girls who wear fake camel toe need deliverance. Cele style tongue

Shallow or not shallow.. people have what they cherish in the opposite sex, which may just constitute part and not all of the requirements.

So, fat camel toe may just be another man's fetish, all of us are made with varieties of desire; which even the creator understand.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Reveals What She Does Anytime She's About To 'give Up' by Uchennaokoye: 10:47am On Mar 12, 2019
ojun50:
The only book i read is the bible others na Washington

You are joking!
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kajuru LGA In Kaduna Today, Kill Many (Disturbing Photos) by Uchennaokoye: 10:02am On Mar 12, 2019
Omololu2121:
Can't this Christian communities form a vigilante group

Young man.. I hope you are a Christian, because you'll be part of the vigilante group shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Man Butchers Huge Python After Invading His House, Shows Off Its Big Eggs.Photos by Uchennaokoye: 11:18am On Mar 08, 2019
donbachi:
Just use am arrange indomie+carot+fresh pepper+fresh tomatoes..come fry dis eggs with small vegetable.named indomie obrigado..on the day of governorship election.

Hahahahahah! indomie obrigado!
Celebrities / Re: "Women Are The New Wealth Creators" - Linda Ikeji by Uchennaokoye: 11:06am On Mar 08, 2019
francescainnoce:
Interestingly, all rich women will say this same thing today; how they want young women to rise and shine, become wealthy and a force to reckon with. They - “wealthy women” will come out en masse today and throw words of encouragement like stones across the fence. But none of them - if at all a few, would allow you climb over the fence to the other side. Neither would they open their gates and let you in. Maybe becos they know it’s never as it seems and over the fence, things you may see are bloody, dirty, dangerous and very avoidable.

Thank you.. Thank you!

You'd hardly get to hear the real things done to make money & become successful.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Olaniyi Afonja Sanyeri’s 40th Birthday Party by Uchennaokoye: 12:23pm On Oct 24, 2018
who's the celebrator here
Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Scores Two Goals For His Club Central Coast Mariners by Uchennaokoye: 3:15pm On Oct 12, 2018
LOL

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