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Religion / Nobody Will Tell You Sorry In Jesus Name. by uchkochi(m): 8:40am On Jan 25
There is no limit to what you can achieve if you didn't know it was impossible....No matter how fine a clothing material is if it is not torn it will not become a dress giving you beauty. No matter the tearing of your life causing you pain through trials and challenges please know that your beauty is coming.You can't stop trouble from coming but you don't have to give it a chair to sit down.
Religion / Love is the keyholder of all keys. by uchkochi(m): 6:41pm On Jan 19
Your heart was not designed by God for grudges. It was designed for love. Prayer is not the master key it is just one key. But every key in the kingdom must be held by the key holder of LOVE. So I believe that LOVE is the master key because without it no other key works.

God is not prayer, God is not fasting, God is not prosperity, God is LOVE. 1st John 4:8. Take that hatred away from your heart please, let go of bitterness. Forgive because your time is now.

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Religion / Hate Poverty But Love Quality, Excellence And Class. by uchkochi(m): 6:06pm On Jan 19
Hate poverty but love quality, excellence and class. Whatever you tolerate, you elongate. Hate mediocrity, see it as iniquity then it will give you the drive to be better each day. You may be down but don't like being down. Desire to be up...
Religion / Let Them Leave, Let Her Leave If She Wants. by uchkochi(m): 6:39pm On Jan 17
When some people leave you without quarrel is because God wants to lift you.

Abraham had to leave his father's house to fulfil his destiny. Leaving your father's house is not just a physical thing. But you have to leave mentally also. If your father knows everything about you then you are still in your father's house even though married. If you are obligated to tell him everything everytime then you are still there.

To live you must leave your father's house.

The 5 wise and 5 foolish virgins were heaven bound but 5 lacked wisdom. You cannot enter heaven being foolish.

Run away from people playing God in your life. Anyone that feels if not for him....should be avoided.
Religion / Beware Of Wrong Ears!!! by uchkochi(m): 10:38pm On Jan 16
WRONG EARS

Things go wrong when the wrong ear, heart or spirit hears your information. This was what made life so difficult for Joseph. His brothers got hold of the information concerning his life and the wrong spirit in them started to oppose the fulfillment of that dream. Genesis 37:5.

I have been sent by God to retrieve and delete the information of your life from the wrong ears, hearts and spirits. Right now I delete the information of your life and destiny from the wrong quarters in the name of Jesus Christ.
Religion / Wrong Ears!!! by uchkochi(m): 6:24pm On Jan 16
WRONG EARS

Things go wrong when the wrong ear, heart or spirit hears your information. This was what made life so difficult for Joseph. His brothers got hold of the information concerning his life and the wrong spirit in them started to oppose the fulfillment of that dream. Genesis 37:5.

I have been sent by God to retrieve and delete the information of your life from the wrong ears, hearts and spirits. Right now I delete the information of your life and destiny from the wrong quarters in the name of Jesus Christ.
Religion / Everyone Has A Story!!! • I Was Flogged By My Father For Doing Music :- Wizkid by uchkochi(m): 4:07am On Jan 12
EVERYONE HAS A STORY!!!

• I was flogged by my father for doing music :- Wizkid

• I got pregnant at 17, during my secondary school days: -Genevieve Nnaji

• I didn't even complete my university education: -Bill Gates

• I once sold plantain: -Inetimi Odon (Timaya)

• I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training: -Lionel Messi

• I slept under the bridge in lagos: -Ramsey Noah

• I sold rat poison : -Patrick Okorie (Patoranking)

• I was an unwanted baby, my mother almost aborted me: -Cristiano Ronaldo

• I was formerly a maid: -Mercy Johnson

• My family was so poor that even poor people called us poor: -Pastor E.A. Adeboye

• I was once a bus conductor: -Atunyota Akpobome (Ali Baba)

• When I remember my past, it was poverty. When I pass on the road, people usually laugh at me: -Duncan Okechukwu (Duncan Mighty)

• I was in the university for 9 years: -Ayo Makun (AY)

• I was a school dropout: -Mark Zuckerberg

• I grew up in a slum at Ajegunle: -John Asiemo (Daddy Showkey)

• I begged for a chance to perform on stage for free for just 5 minutes, but I wasn't given the chance: -Francis Agoda (I Go Dye)

• I once had no shoes: -Goodluck Jonathan

• I was rejected from birth by my father because he didn't want a girl: -Chika Ike

• I got pregnant when I was in SS3 and was banned from singing in church choir: -Aituaje Iruobe (Waje)

• My family was the poorest in my village; I sold firewood, I was a butcher and also a hairdresser: -John Okafor (Mr Ibu)

WHAT'S YOUR STORY
Life will always give you one thousand and one reason to give up, please don't.
Keep your head straight and guide your mood and be happy always.

GOD can convert
- Your discomforts to comforts🥺
- Your pains to gains👉
- Your story to glory💪
- Your shame to fame👏
- Your losses to profits☺️
- Your tears to smiles😭😊
- Your sorrows to joy💃
- Your debts to credits👩‍💻
- Your mess to message👩‍💼
- Your foes to friends👭
- Your dreams to realities..🌼👍🥰

Just Believe in God ❤️💝
❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰

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Romance / Re: Why Men Prefer Their Side Chick To Their Wives. by uchkochi(m): 2:37pm On Nov 17, 2024
Natbrowny:
because side chicks are single and tend to pretend.

As a man, if a side chick gives u peace of mind. Just marry and the peace of mind disappears.



In other words side chicks are not to be married

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Romance / Why Men Prefer Their Side Chick To Their Wives. by uchkochi(m): 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2024
Most men after marriage realise that its their mistress they actually love. They discover that too late. The wife stops trying to win her man after marriage. The truth is men love to be seduced. After marriage and child birth women call their husband Papa John while side chicks call them baby.

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Religion / Mockery, God's Recommendation For Making. by uchkochi(m): 10:43pm On Nov 11, 2024
MOCKERY, GOD'S RECOMMENDATION FOR MAKING.

Until men mock you, God may not make you. The mockery season could be long or short, your reaction determines the duration.

Mockery is a prerequisite for Making. When people begin to mock you in one area of your life, just know that your breakthrough has come. Jesus was heavily mocked, even on the cross of crucifixion, Abraham was mocked, Isaac was mocked, every great man or great woman you see today was once mocked either for what they believed or for what they refused to believe.
Religion / God Can Still Do The Impossible Even At The Eleventh Month... by uchkochi(m): 3:33pm On Nov 01, 2024
God can still do the impossible even at the eleventh hour.

As we approach the end of the year. It might look as if you are not going to see your goals for the year fulfilled and your dreams being realized. But beloved God can still do the impossible. He parted the red sea for the Israelites to pass through just when the Egyptians were behind them. I don’t know what is behind you may be it is shame or disappointment, beloved before it gets to you Jehovah God will make a way.

As a matter of fact God saves the best for the last. Remember that Jesus was in a marriage feast in the town of Cana in Galilee in John chapter 2. And when wine finished, shame started looming He did not only turned water into wine, but the taste of that wine was sweeter and better than that of the previous so much so that the chief guest confirmed it. John chapter 2.

It was the best but showed up after the wine finished. Two months is too much for God change your story.

This month according to God's program is hereby declared the month of THE BEST OF THE BEST. You have waited it is time to be compensated. The best of the best favours and blessing shall be your daily experience in the name of Jesus Christ. Rejoice.

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Romance / Re: Men Control Your Lust And You Will Realize How Boring 90 Percent Of Women Are. by uchkochi(m): 8:04am On Oct 19, 2024
Learn how to tame your lust. Its simple its little. Stop giving it fire!!!
Down2earth101:


Yeah easier said than done ..

Yaro please shift make I see road 🛣️

You men are God's greatest mistake

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Religion / What Job Did That Made The Devil Deal With Him. Righteousness Is Not Enough... by uchkochi(m): 8:03am On Oct 19, 2024
What happened to Job? In the bible how did he go from being perfect to being battered and broken?

God did nothing to Job. Job was prayerless; He only prayed in Job 42:10 after 9 months. God does nothing without prayers, Job was living in fear, he said what he greatly feared has come upon him, He had no faith. Job thought what was happening to him was a test from God. Job was complaining through out...Job sacrificed for his children against sin. He was sin conscious..He did not sacrifice for His wife, He loved his wife less.
Religion / Re: What Happened To Job???? In The Bible How Did He Go From Being Perfect To ..... by uchkochi(m): 8:00am On Oct 19, 2024
God did nothing to Job. Job was prayerless; He only prayed in Job 42:10 after 9 months. God does nothing without prayers, Job was living in fear, he said what he greatly feared has come upon him, He had no faith. Job thought what was happening to him was a test from God. Job was complaining through out...Job sacrificed for his children against sin. He was sin conscious..He did not sacrifice for His wife, He loved his wife less.
Namaster:
God fuccked him!
God fucccked him HARD!

Job was a successful, god-fearing man that lived in peace with his neighbours.

Then God saw Devil perambulating without a purpose and pointed him the direction of Job.

The Devil did NOT even notice Job until God ran his mouth. grin

God told the Devil to TORMENT a god-fearing man as much he wanted. God gave the Devil permission to visit the most HORRIBLE experiences possible upon Job. But he mustn't kill him.

Worst part is that the Omniscient Christian God already knows the OUTCOME and still chose to have Job TORTURED and TORMENTED.

In short, Job was a helpless PAWN in a pointless CELESTIAL GAME.

God and Satan tag-teamed Job!

They took his wealth.
They took his health.
They took his children.

But they left him with the WORST thing a wealthy man down on his luck could ever have:

A NAGGING wife!

If you have SENSE and you read the Book of Job, you will have QUESTIONS your pastor would rather you did NOT have.
Romance / Men Can Actually Control Their Lust. Just See The Female Body As EXCESS FLESH!!! by uchkochi(m): 7:56am On Oct 19, 2024
Men can actually control their lust. Just see the female fine body as EXCESS FLESH, EXCESS MEAT AND NOTHING MORE. DESIRES WILL QUENCH
Romance / Re: Men Control Your Lust And You Will Realize How Boring 90 Percent Of Women Are. by uchkochi(m): 7:55am On Oct 19, 2024
Down2earth101:
Can men ever control their lust undecided

Most if not all got rapist tendency in em ....

It is in that gender's DNA to lust .. they can't help it ..

Men can actually control their lust. Just see the female fine body as EXCESS FLESH, EXCESS MEAT AND NOTHING MORE. DESIRES WILL QUENCH

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Romance / Men Control Your Lust And You Will Realize How Boring 90 Percent Of Women Are. by uchkochi(m): 7:42am On Oct 19, 2024
Men control your lust and you will realize how boring 90 percent of women are. Once she can bring and maintain a conversation then she is a keeper.

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Religion / What Happened To Job???? In The Bible How Did He Go From Being Perfect To ..... by uchkochi(m): 8:50pm On Oct 18, 2024
What happened to Job? In the bible how did he go from being perfect to being battered and broken?
Religion / Good Morning, Dear. How Was Your Night. by uchkochi(m): 6:52am On Oct 15, 2024
Good morning, dear. How was your night. No matter what is happening, what is written in God's word will override it and begin to happen instantly in the name of Jesus Christ.

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Education / Schooling Vs Education Vs Life... by uchkochi(m): 7:15am On Oct 14, 2024
School, Education and Life....

It is possible to be a first class student with a 4th class mindset. You can be a first class student and still fail in life. Life and school are two different things just like schooling and education are not thesame.

You can get a part of education from school just as you can get a part of education by just traveling and being exposed. You can be the first among the first and still be last in life just because you have not mastered life's education which is challenges.

To pass life's challenges you need Joy. John 16:33.
Religion / Are You Living A Holy Life For Fear Of Hell Or The Love Of God. by uchkochi(m): 6:05am On Oct 14, 2024
Are you Living a Holy life because of fear of going to hell is like trying to bribe your way. Live a Holy life because you love God and want to obey His every word, the Bible.

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Religion / Fornication Is Not A Sin. by uchkochi(m): 1:29pm On Oct 13, 2024
Fornication is not a sin. It is an abomination. When you commit it you allow Satan easy access to your body and soul.

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Romance / Signs To Know When A Guy May Be Cheating On You, Or May No More Be Interested. by uchkochi(m): 4:56am On Oct 11, 2024
SIGNS TO KNOW WHEN A GUY MAY BE CHEATING ON YOU, OR MAY NO MORE BE INTERESTED.

Please, before you read, note that this message is not a conclusion, it is only a sign. It is not for you to start being unnecessarily suspicious but it is only a guide for discovering the solution. These are signs to know when a guy is cheating on you, or may no more be interested.

1. When he stops calling for no reason, and when asked why, he always says that he is busy.

2. When he becomes over-caring in your presence, but hardly remembers you in your absence.

3. When he begins to set traps for you to fall in, so that he would use it as an excuse to blame you.

5. When you have to remind him all the time to notice what you are wearing or the hairstyle you just made.

6. When he claims that lack of call credit is the reason why he has not been calling. The truth is that he may be calling someone else.

7. When you no longer see him, even when you stay close.

8. When his love for you seems to increase after you just had sex with him (Pre-marital sex is wrong on its own).

9. When he starts getting angry at every little mistake you make.

10.When he no longer tells you the important details or recent development of his endeavours.

These are some of the signs, the solution is not to put up a fight or get angry or jealous. All you need to do as a lady is to intentionally reduce your own commitment and watch if he will sit up or ask why? If he sits up then you should forgive him, but if he asks why then you must tell him what you noticed. Make him feel you can do with or without him. Commitment in a relationship is not 50-50, it is 100-100. Wisdom is profitable to direct. Ecclesiastes 10:10. Be blessed in Jesus name.
Religion / God Is A Restorer. So Stop Regretting Please. by uchkochi(m): 2:22pm On Oct 10, 2024
If God can restore what was EATEN there is nothing He cannot restore. Joel 2:25. He said he will restore all the years that the locust, Caterpillar, palmer worm have eaten. Years connote a collection of times and seasons.

God can restore times, years and what was eaten. Get ready because in 2 days time everything you ever lost, misplaced or what was denied or taken away from you will be restored in 7 fold in the name of Jesus Christ.
Romance / Worry No More. by uchkochi(m): 6:56am On Oct 10, 2024
THE DEVIL USES WORRY TO HINDER PEOPLE MORE THAN ANY OTHER THING.

Beloved we live in a world that is worry driven, people worry about jobs, businesses, money, children, spouses, marriages, missing things, progress. This world has the potential of making you to worry even in the most happiest situation. Worries don't end, you cannot afford to lose your joy because of it.
The bible says in Philippians 4:6; that you should be anxious or worry over nothing... God is very much aware that that in this world worries will come that was why He said we should worry over nothing. John 16:33.

Naturally and spiritually; things become better when you are not anxious. Worry no more. God is in charge. It will be to your advantage.

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Religion / There Are Two Ways To Open A Door. Either By Key Or By Kick. by uchkochi(m): 5:41am On Oct 10, 2024
There are two ways to open a door. Either by key or by kick. That door of breakthrough must open for you in 5 days time.

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Religion / Nobody's Life Is Better Than Your Own. Rejoice!!! by uchkochi(m): 9:39pm On Oct 07, 2024
Nobody's life is better than your own. Rejoice!

The enemy cannot take what God gave you. He only devalues it until you stop appreciating God for it. Thank God for what you have.

Nobody's life is better than yours. You must understand this to enjoy absolute peace. Fat people are seeking to lose weight, thin people are desiring to gain weight so this gives room for worries. And worry washes blessings away.

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Religion / A Marriage Is First Bent Before Its Broken. by uchkochi(m): 5:56am On Oct 07, 2024
There is a difference between a broken marriage and a bent marriage. A marriage is first bent before it breaks. Do you want it straightened or fixed.

Check your phone in an hours time and that good alert will be there.
Religion / You Cannot Run Church Without Tithe. Diesel, Bills, Salary For Staffs And .... by uchkochi(m): 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2024
You cannot run church without tithe. Diesel, bills, salary for staffs and many expenses. Tithe is compulsory.
Romance / 20 Types Of Girls You Must Use A Condom On *1. If She Has A Tattoo ....... by uchkochi(m): 8:44am On Oct 05, 2024
20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

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Religion / Don't Look Down On Anybody. Don't Look Down On Yourself O. by uchkochi(m): 10:25am On Oct 04, 2024
Don't look at a man and think he has nothing. The content of each man is IN HIM not ON HIM. This is why ladies still fall for internet scammers. They focus on what the guy has on him not what he has in him.
Religion / Suicide!!! by uchkochi(m): 10:00am On Oct 04, 2024
It is not that bad, just don't isolate yourself. Isolation brings depression and depression suicide. Receive fullness of Joy in Jesus precious name.

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