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hi landers,this is pretty good.i wish all of us the best of luck. i read Mass Communication |
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this is 2 good.i'm interested pls.mine is adaohinya4real@yahoo.com. |
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Thanks good fellas in the house 4 ur responses.i really appreciate. i'll like u guys 2 contact me thru my email addy :adaohinya4real@yahoo.com. thanks 4 being there. |
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@ enitan hello,i'm happy i got a mate at last.i guess some people are jealous about this but all i got 2 say is " Don't worry,urs is on the way" be happy 4 us. @ fellas in the house wishing u luck. |
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow this is lovely,mine is march 6.hoping 2 meet a mate in the house. 1 Like |
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A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other recourse but to pray to God. However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island. The first thing the first man prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren. After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, another ship was wrecked, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing. Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing. Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that his wife and he could leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked at his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered. As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from Heaven booming, "Why are you leaving your companion on the island?" "My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered. "His prayers were all unanswered, and so he does not deserve anything." "You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings." "Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "what did he pray for that I should owe him anything?" "He prayed that all your prayers be answered." For all we know, our blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! |
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Subject: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices A sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without Second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives Past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to The door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun In a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in Possibly doing business, " "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding Passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door And tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers The door, This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go Through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through The door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself Back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER |
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A rich man who was tired of his child lies went to japan and asked them to design a machine that can detect lies. Guess the work of the machine, the bigger ur lie, the harder the machine hits u, the machine is like a robot with two hands. The poor boy came back from school one day with already tampered with result sheet, the man brought out the machine and asked the boy to tell him is position in the last exam. The boy said he came 3rd and this was follow by a dirty slap from the machine. The man laugh and was rolling on the floor he finally got up and face the boy, you know my child when i was in primary even secondry school i never came second, my position had always been the first but you were never like me. The machine turned round and used both hand to slap the man and if that's not enough the machine jump up and pounced on the man and started wrestling, kicking and biting the man. If not for the boy that rescued him only God knows what would have happened. WE ALL LIED EVEN ONCE IN A WHILE. enjoy your day & please keep lying safely sorry i mean keep working safely!!! |
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i'm damn sorry 2 hear this,i can't believe one of our brother in this quest 4 human survival,but all the same,may his soul rest in peace.Amen. |
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thanks Ronke,i just sent mine.i thank God for this family(brethren site) lets keep the flag flying. ![]() ![]() |
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i pray you will find one and also someone who will always stand by you no matter what the situation may look like. |
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@ dontworry,my dear u just got a friend.i'll always be ur friend.just holla me anytime,anyday.08030711359. my name is Endurance. |
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@ lexyheart,thanks for that reply @topic it's beter to tell ur partner u lone him. for me it makes me feel alive and loved. |
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pls fellas,if you are good in dancing,you got to check this website for maltina family dance show for resgistration. www.maltinadanceall.tv. i wish you luck. |
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i really believe in light make-up. some of our so called actressess don't really know how they look like on heavy make-up.for i go for light make-up. |
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i think there's nothing there.he's just appreciating God's work.Beside,it's in everybody's blood to admire.lol. |
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my dear,there's nothing there ok.its just in them to appreciate God's work,beside it's in their blood. |
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i will also be glad 2 meet people also.i guess u just met somebody and thats , ME |
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pls i really need a friend possibly a guy,who i can always be free to talk to anytime,anyday. |
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i have a guy who i love very much,he said he loves me too but his action is sometimes quite different 4rm what it should be.eg.no access 2 his phones,don't call me always though he visits me.and there's this other guy dat wants me and do give me hope 4 2morow.i don't really know what 2 do pls advice me. |
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count what u need in a woman,find out who has 50% of it my dear and go 4 her.d ball is in ue court 2 play.lol. |
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