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Family / Re: Stop Having Sex In The Dark - Patience Akpabio Tells Couples by uekejiuba(m): 6:41am On Mar 05, 2020
This is just her perception and opinion on that.it has nothing to do with spirituality or conceptions of human.then why did God create Eve while Adam was asleep? Moreover ,there is no biblical backing on her message.
Education / Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by uekejiuba(m): 5:20pm On Nov 02, 2019
Interesting. ....

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Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo Vs Salah Who Deserves The World's Best by uekejiuba(m): 11:01pm On May 09, 2019
DukeofNZ:


Me I be talk and do. If you doubt me say ihm no go win if dem win champions league come make we put bet 20,000 dollars.
Salah was not even EPL best.Messi won the laliga and also Europe highest goal scorer both in champions league and laliga..Messi deserves it
Religion / Re: Open Letter: "Dear General Overseer" (A Must Read) by uekejiuba(m): 10:14am On Apr 20, 2019
God bless you..
May your pen never drop
May you live long

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Education / Re: Ochuwa Momoh George Completes Her PhD With 5.0 CPGA by uekejiuba(m): 9:32am On Apr 10, 2019
Congrats madam.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Basketmouth Joins The Fvck You Challenge With A Blast by uekejiuba(m): 6:24pm On Apr 07, 2019
Hmmmmm
Politics / Re: Obasanjor Raised Alarm, Said We Are In A Big Danger by uekejiuba(m): 12:11pm On Mar 25, 2019
Thunder fire this OP ..
If u don't find here worthy of the news then don't bring the topic here. .
Ogun kill you and your redirection.
Politics / Re: Umar Ganduje Distributes 10,000 Delivery Kits Worth N150m To Pregnant Women by uekejiuba(m): 11:45am On Mar 21, 2019
Hmmmm
NYSC / How Do I Get NYSC Exemtion Letter by uekejiuba(m): 10:59am On Mar 12, 2019
Please I will be glad if someone can put me through on how to collect an exemption letter from NYSC .also what documents to be presented for that..
Thanks.
Politics / Re: Revealed! A'ibom Da Guber Candidate, 25 Others Set To Support Nsima Ekere by uekejiuba(m): 11:07am On Feb 08, 2019
It will be crystal clear to you guys when Udom finally win and Atiku also winning the presidency.then you will know how Apkabio will be disgrace in his home town.
Health / Re: Imarah 'Dr Tomi’s Haven': Lack Of Regular Sex Can Make You Lose Your Job by uekejiuba(m): 11:01am On Nov 02, 2018
Like seriously!!!!.....which job are you talking about?...the "Mouth Action"?..
Literature / Re: My Personal Taste..(18+) by uekejiuba(m): 10:07pm On Oct 16, 2018
Wow!!!....that's interesting..
Literature / Re: Amaka The Lesbian 18+ by uekejiuba(m): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2018
Interesting.......what a world!!
Literature / Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 11:22am On Sep 14, 2018
Boss don't be discouraged.....definitely God will do it to be at yours upliftment..those pirating it are working for your glory..bless u boss.
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2018
Boss youngzubi abeg i use my destiny beg, wetin go be the title of the season2? So make i go dey for wait am as we dey take wait for ewa agoin in morning.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Flavor And Nigga Raw That Will Shock You by uekejiuba(m): 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2018
Most African countries are living Nigerian throw back life...Nigeria is always ahead of most Africa nations.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Flavor And Nigga Raw That Will Shock You by uekejiuba(m): 3:20pm On Sep 06, 2018
Shelloween:
why do we always look like people from other African countries in our throwback pictures.
.
this throwback picture looks like a recent picture taken in Kampala

flavour and raw meat be looking like people from Gabon, Sudan, etc


p.s I'm not racist
Most African countries are living Nigerian throw back life...Nigeria is always ahead of most Africa nations.

Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by uekejiuba(m): 10:18am On Aug 25, 2018
Mykel what's happening na....u just dey kill our spirit..our moral don high but now e don dey come down..abeg update sharp
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2018
Nice1 boss.....

Observation boss!!!..what happen to the money?? Definitely it got burnt..but that's not your agreement with big mama..
Literature / Re: My Adventure As A Corper In Plateau State Jos by uekejiuba(m): 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2018
MYKELDAYO:
To all my readers today is my birthday. wish me happy birthday
Happy birthday boss.....wish you the best and all good of life..
Religion / Re: Spiritual Authority - Andrew Wommack by uekejiuba(m): 8:13am On Aug 21, 2018
This inspiring.....thanks for this.
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2018
Youngzubi:
good day to you all,i use this medium to thank you all,you guys have been lovely so far and i say a very big thank you,for those who doesn't like to comment,i greet una o!,but it's not fair if you find it hard to comment and still see no reason you should cast your vote,lets show some love! please if you'er yet to vote youngzubi for the literature award click on the link below to vote, still your guy youngzubi

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8555514417


EPISODE 35




Dem never born Dem




"what!!!!,oga frank shout with him eye widely open onto say him no just expect to see me

"i look the man,as the vex wey bin dey make me sweat begin boil,nah vex wey full my body dey make me feel like say i won faint,but as man wey i be,i compose and comply


"oga frank longest time,i yan with boldness written on my face


"oh! you guys have met before,vicky yan


"em! oh yes of course,oga frank still dey yan


"who nor sabi oga d.p.o i cut in sharpaly as i balance well ontop chair cross leg come relax as i begin feel at home"dem father!,if not for vicky sake,i don plan am say any day wey i take eye sight oga frank nah to track am down to him house then visit him for night with my gang dem,but i never change my mind,he must pay!,i go treat him Bleep up


"so no need to introduce him since you already know each other,vicky yan as her ma'le just squeeze face dey observe

"em! young man watin be that your name again,oga frank yan


"i be spa" sorry zubby",i look the woman face,thank gawd she focus for tv now


" oh! zubby Mrs folade's boy right,oga frank yan as he go sidon beside him wife


"exactly,i yan


"ok u welcome",em! vicky he call


"sir,vicky yan


"go and get your visitor something to drink,oga frank yan


"no bother ya sef,i go be on my way now,i suppose dey office now,i yan as i stand up waka go shake oga frank

"goodbye ma,i yan to vicky ma'le


"oh my dear so soon,why dont you spend sometime with us,you know i have a lot to discuss with you,she yan

"no vex ma,i get work for hand nah to just drop vicky drag me come,make e be next time we meet please,i yan


"ok if you say so,oya let me escort you outside,she yan as she stand up oga frank too join her


with oga frank him wife vicky and me we waka go outside,nahim i go open moto balance well for the driver side,vicky comot for oga frank grip as she reach wia i dey inside the moto she bend down" mmuaa!!" she peck me, byeeee!! she yan giggling ,i look oga frank face him frown carry face dey look another place then i look him wife face that one just dey smile

"goodbye oga frank,i yan as i begin drive comot for their compound"

"we go see my brother eh!"you go see, later nah,save journey till then my boy,oga frank yan waving at me


"ya father!,"i murmured,




i drive comot for their street enter express,i begin speed onto say we get mission for hand,1 hour later text massage enter my phone,i slow down small as i grab my phone look the screen nahim i notice say nah spata send am


"guy begin come house big mama dey house,she bin wait for ya arrival oh!" nah the massage wey spata send me be that




"make she wait nah,abi i go begin fly ni,i yan



after driving for almost 2 hours i finally shuk head enter festac city as i reverse for junction shuk head enter my street




i horn immediately i reach gate,as gate man waka come open am,i drive enter the compound nahim i sight big mama's guards standing outside


bigibogo!!!,i hail the senior guard


"this man,watsup bro,"bigibogo yan as we shake hand

"i dey o!,i yan

"Mr handsome flexing chicks,we drove pass you nah,i saw the clean babe you were with inside the car,man you gat eye for clean things,"bigibogo yan


"watin man go do nah,see without dem chicks eh!, life issa bushmeat mehnnn!!,i yan as i waka begin enter house


" o boy!! you'er right but somebody here didnt agree with you,James prefer man,he yan pointing at another body guard


"eh!,i yan


"yes bro,his been staring at yo ass mehn!! , bigibogo yan


"jesuss!! i cover my yansh with blood of Cynthia!!!,i yan



"haahahahahah!!!!!" dem begin laff



"she's gone man,James yan



"watin you talk,i yan as the thing ring bell for my head,



"oh! so you'er in the dark bro, Cynthia is goonne!! she flew oversea this morning


"nah lie, abeg i don dey enter inside jare,i yan as i waka enter parlour



"mama the mama,i hail o!,i yan




"thank you for delaying me,"big mama yan



"oh! no vex mama,see i go make am up to you,i yan



"hmm! how,"she yan


"normal normal mama"i wink,


"naughty boy,"so u wanna Bleep your mother eh!,she yan


"mama",you rock badendely asin ya own motherliness make sense! die,if naso mama be,i go marry mother,i yan


" dont spoil me spana,she yan



"mama na you wey spoil me,becos i be good boy before,i yan


"hmm! not spana wey i know,"lets talk issue wey dey hand then after the meeting,you go fulfill ya promise,"hope say ya bed strong,she yan


" like aso rock,i yan jumping


"mama my own nah iron-iron e strong die!!!,"spata yan


"shut up,"big mama yan


"ok ma", spata yan



45mins later we conclude the meeting as big mama carry one chief ayawu picture and home address give us,"she want him dead!

so we don draw our plan,since e be say nah to just kill the man,nah only me and Stevo go do the job,but every member of the gang go still get their 500,000



"oya spana lets move to your room",big mama yan



to be continued


click on the link to vote youngzubi for literature award


https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8555514417
Literature / Re: Bottle Warriors(beer Parlour Night Tale)story By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 2:57pm On Aug 15, 2018
Youngzubi kudos boss....i really appreciate your consistencies..boss could you kindly take a little correction on your usage of "you'er" to "you're"..thanks boss..
Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by uekejiuba(m): 8:18am On Aug 12, 2018
Youngzubi all the way
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 7:02am On Aug 07, 2018
Youngzubi i don dey follow this tori from the begining wey u start,but i no comment.no bi say i no won comment ooooo....bicos i wan comment everything at this same time....bros time no dey...bros i get exam to write but i no read bicos of your tori...i dey read your tori like say i wan write 21unit course..bros abeg this your tori dey cancerous...bros see na all of us don get cancer of the glue to the tori...abeg update....na only update fit cure us ooooo...

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Nipple Shows While Her Male Friend Stares, Fans React by uekejiuba(m): 11:14am On Jan 04, 2018
Firefire:
Useless tip.
Thunder fire you there....
Business / Re: Nigerian Stocks Dip By 0.90% by uekejiuba(m): 7:30am On Aug 29, 2017
We are coming up gradually
Romance / Re: Woman Gifts Her Husband A Car On His 49th Birthday (Photos) by uekejiuba(m): 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2017
xendra:
that's beautiful, but sebi the man know say he Don sell him birth right
how ...in what way? Is people like you men cheat and dump bicos nothing good comes out from you girls..so it seal and nail that it must be the man that will buy luxurious gift in a relationship why you waste your money on make ups kit and hair...babe package well abeg..this is 21st century
Romance / Re: Woman Gifts Her Husband A Car On His 49th Birthday (Photos) by uekejiuba(m): 8:57pm On Aug 26, 2017
Evaberry:
Nigerian women are so predictable

I don't see the big deal here

she will still drive the car so in a way she got it for herself
and so,how many wives does that? Can you even do that?
Romance / Re: So Much In A Hug (the Power Of Hug Is More Than A Therapy)-- Episode 1 by uekejiuba(m): 9:39am On Apr 18, 2016
well said......
Romance / Re: Don’t Have Sex With Him Till You Consider These 3 Important Things by uekejiuba(m): 4:53pm On Apr 09, 2016
Maamin:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy



The hookup culture in modern society makes it look like Sex is the best way to finding the right one. This has totally damaged the dating culture in out society because relationships are now more focused on Sexual intimacy than emotional intimacy.



Women tend to disregard emotional intimacy which includes sharing each other’s experiences, opinions and feelings and would feel guilty about not jumping into bed too soon with a guy they like.

As much as physical intimacy is important, there’s always a reward for waiting. Inspired by YourTango, here are three things to consider before having Sex with your partner.



1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.



2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand:
Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the Sex. idea.

3. Do you both share the same ideas and values:
It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.



http://app.pulse.ng/relationships/for-ladies-only-dont-have-sex-with-him-till-you-consider-these-3-important-things-id4444430.html
this is all jagons. You can't express ur love through Sex. Bear in mind that "Sex" is not love. U can't measure love by having sex with such person. Sex is the last thing that comes into a relationship.

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