Explorers:
Ape

Finally seen a past president's kid picture

Euouae:
Dangote needs to buy River state and manage it under the Dangote group of companies.


Or better still, they should sell the state to Western Nigeria!

..Oh please shut it

SIMPLYkush:
I'm just trying to assume this is a joke, but since its nigeria, any shhit is possible.. but why will the girl behave like a human when the shitt president is behaving like a cow?

You made a very remarkable point

SmartMugu:

That stuff has been on for decades in Rivers state. I was robbed in broad daylight in Port Harcourt about 15 years ago. What made it hard to comprehend was that I was screaming and almost 20 adults came out, next I was told to give all my money to the boys trying to rob me. I felt like a thief about to be lynched, so I gave gave them all my money so they don't set me on fire.

They were kind enough to give me part of my money to return to Lagos with and they were all drinking with the rest of my money - the culprits and the witnesses. Am like "Is anybody ok here"?, lol.

I ran back to Lagos and never returned to that part of the world anymore. That happened in Diobu area.in PH. I bow for them for that yonder. Boys bad.

Diobu

What did you expect from Diobu! That's the Sambisa Forest of PH

TourismMan:

Those lines/words are super cool and funny as used in the write up.

Thanks man!

LordAdam16:


No compare SS to Hausas abeg.

Hausas were trading with the Arabs even before the Igbos saw cloth. Dantata was the richest man in Africa before oil was discovered.

The SS is lazy and I'm from the SS. Go to Bayelsa, Delta, Akwa Ibom, Calabar, Igbos run everywhere except politics. PH would have been the same if not for the Igboid groups there.



With the amount of money that has been shared from politics, enterprising people would have transformed the SS. You know how much boys n chairmen they pick, wen them go come later blow. If e too much na hotel, bar, restaurant, provision store them go open. Na so development 1 come? The Igbos only come to sell things to us, and carry the money to go build houses in their villages. It's a vicious cycle.

-Lord

Well, speak for yourself! I'm from an oil producing community with but I've never seen oil money before and I'm doing fine without it. And I know many of my guys doing well without going to the village to hussle for oil money! So it's still wrong to generalise cos people like me wey no even dey smell the oil money must vex

LordAdam16:


It's a general thing in the SS na...

-Lord

oga Laziness isn't a South south thing! I've stayed in the North, East and West and I'm from the south South. I tell you outside Lagos and the south east Laziness is everywhere in Nigeria! what do you call the beggars in the west or area boys always harassing strangers for settlement? Hardworking? What do you call the Hausa/Fulani beggars always stretching their hands for crumbs in traffic?

olahero:
See Bayelsa at first pics, Jonathan nah course for his people.
Now they want quick fix in Buhari era, either you remain calm or run go another country.

Even Abuja has areas worse than this so what's your point

You're not alone o! infact you're not addicted! Until you get to Sarki's level you're learning

Truth is most of us are addicted! even me self wey dey type I've spent at least 4 hours here today

Reedahgado:
He is the president of WORLD ASSOCIATION OF FRIEND ZONED GUYS(WAFZG) Indonesia branch. In fact, he is working with the headquarter.

He's not working with the headquarters. He is the headquarter

Acidosis:
Wait, so after paying 30% of your income as VAT to the Federal Government FIRS and another personal income/or capital gain tax to LIRS; same LIRS still requests for 5% specially from Hotels and event centres?


This is cruel!

Meanwhile, local government will come asking for signboard tax, generator tax, radio tax, TV tax, ICT tax and other taxes in the same Lagos state!


And what do people get in return??

- Congestion and suffocation
- High traffic rate
- No water, so they dig their boreholes
- No light, so they spend on diesel and still pay electricity charges whether there is electricity or not.


The Nigerian government, both at the state and federal level, is EVIL.


If you support this evil, just count yourself an enemy of the state. You're the reason Nigeria will never see or experience development.

You have a big point! Honestly, there's a lot of money to be made in Lagos but it seems the money made in Lagos, stays in Lagos or worse still goes back to the Lagos govt tro multiple taxation

bakynes:

When we talking about cosmopolitan, we talking about various tribes having a residing community not coming to buy and go back.or the few scattered all over the SE.

Go to dugbe,Ojo area in Ibadan that's a good igbo community go to Ibara/Okelowo in Abeokuta you find a good number of igbo population,go to Lagos Isolo, Festac,Amuwo-odofin,Apapa,Okota you find good number of Igbos there.

Name one single community in the SE you can find a good number of other tribes except the nomadic Hausa Fulani.

Oga, you need to travel more. I've been to banks and offices in the East and run into Yoruba staff many times. Do these people travel to onitsha from Oshogbo to work every morning Besides the only real cosmopolitan cities in Nigeria are Lagos, Abuja and pH. All others are largely indigenous with small pockets of Igbos, Hausas and a few minorities. The Abeokuta you're taking about isn't even remotely cosmopolitan! I live there. Why should something as trival as this even cos an argument between normal humans beings this cold morning

FarahAideed:
Just close your eyes once again and Imagine the response of the Buhari govt if members of IPOB burn just a bicycle of the Nigerian police force ..Just close your eyes and Imagine please.

He'd empty our remaining treasure to buy an F-32 to bombard the whole village where it happened and later claim he had to make the decision after consulting privately with Ojukwu's ghost

very wicked Fulani cowhead bastard

prinx25:
Here in Afam Oyigbo lga R/state, No nepa bill but we enjoy steady power supply. Thanks to the host communities for phcn generating power plant located here.

Neighbor my Neighbor

I guess you stay around Obeama or Egberu. Too much light self wan kill us

Partnerbiz2:
Lagos is the capital of naija.

I dont stay there ooo and ayam not yoruba. But it's true.

Poeple self! how does this relate to the topic?

Just30:
sorry to burst your bubbles Our electricity issues way before you stopped providing gas. Since then, we've spent 24B dollars to get it back on track

Where Ghana get 24B USD from you think say na Cedis ni?

Ezenwammadu:
Thank God fashola was uprooted from Lagos where he was over hyped and praised by the media to the National limelight so everybody can see how incompetent and empty he is.

next is Amb

Daejoyoung:
l bet you, the writer has done little or no analysis of all the states in Nigeria. To this writer, Nigeria begins and ends in the South West.
He may not have taken into consideration some cool, relatively good places to live in Nigeria such as Kano, as well as Calabar and Enugu even Jos.
Osun cannot be the safest state in Nigeria, with the reports l see from the state everyday. What about Kebbi? ls Osun more peaceful than Kebbi or even Uyo/Calabar/Bauchi/Jigawa?

Lol! you know Yoruba people don't travel much

Elxandre:

If you're in a private vehicle, learn to use your belt.
It's for your own safety.
Many have died because of this thing you think so little of.

And many more have died from bad roads and port holes like the one I was riding on before I was caught and exploited by an over zealous state govt agency. They to fix the log in their eyes first

eTECTIVe:
Road safety and VIO won't see dis one catch now ooo... If its ordinary seat-belt now dey'll have power and collect my #2000.. Dat looks like d kubwa express and I am very aware VIO officials are jus afta d checkpoint at d zuba end of d express and also immediately afta katampe..

2k only! Monday was the worst of day of 2018 for me. Useless Ogun state TRACE wey dey like kwashiorkor patient carry me go office for not wearing passenger seat belt just at the junction to enter the highway! I have marked his face forever! that 6k I paid for seat belt would have to be repaid somehow sooner or later

MediumStout:
This media war on innocent Fulani tribe will be lost. Why must we blame every atrocity on Fulani herdsmen? Haba this is getting out of hand. Even though some fulani's are guilty of violence, it doesn't mean there are no good fulanis. Should we conclude that all Igbos are criminals because of Evans? I'm surprised the Rivers new year killings wasn't blamed on Fulani herdsmen. You guys need to take it easy on Fulani's. How many igbo or yoruba can rear cattles to meet the commercial demand of Nigeria? Instead of demonizing the fulanis, let's support the cattle colonies so we can live together in peace. Remember no tribe in Nigeria can defeat the Fulanis should we embrace violence. I pray for peace

Rag tag Fulani herdsmen can't stand a week against Ijaw militants or Egbesu boys so....shut it!

uba1991:
if buhari contest he ll win

If he wins, I would be satisfied that I did everything I could within my Constitutional rights to avoid it

usayab:
PMB stopped over N2trillion subsidy payments to
the almighty cabals.
He stopped the payment of over N30billion
monthly salaries to 50,000 national ghost
workers.
He withdrew the license of rice, salt, sugar etc
from one individual and spread the license to
various interested group of people so as to stop
the issue of monopoly.
He ordered the enforcement of BVN in the
banking industry which stopped the illicit fraud
perpetrated by private and public officials.
He ordered the enforcement of TSA where a
single government parastatal operated over 43
accounts siphoning funds without remittance to
the Federation Account.
He ordered the enforcement of payment and
salaries of National Assembly members to be
done through TSA.
He stopped the importation of rice from Thailand
which our leaders used to siphon billions of naira
yearly.
He blocked all the loop holes in the public
sectors even though some avaricious Nigerians
still cut their ways through sometimes.
He exposed the corrupt practices in the judiciary.
He did same in the national assembly.
He exposed them all in the Nigeria Police, Nigeria
Army, Navy, Air force and prosecuted the corrupt
officials involved.
He exposed Patience Jonathan N13b looted fund,
N15b, N11b worth of hotel in Bayelsa, N2.5b
laundered funds to her housemaids.
He exposed Ikoyi's gate N13b NIA funds.
He exposed N4.7b Ekiti election fraud given to
Fayose by Obanikoro.
He exposed the $2.1b insurgency funds shared
among Femi Fani Kayode, Olisah metuh,
Bafarawa, Nduka Obaigbena, Raymond Dokpesi
and others.
He exposed the illicit dealings in the legislative
house.
He stopped the padding of our national budget
by the National Assembly members.
He enforced the law to retrieve the N11b loan
granted to Ben Murray Bruce which he refused
to pay for 10years.
He exposed our Christian community where N7b
was shared to them for election campaign by
Jonathan.
He Enforced the EFCC to go after Ifeanyi Ubah
who sold N11b worth of crude oil and pocketed
same without the knowledge of NNPC.
He Exposed Saraki undeclared assets/looted
funds.
He stopped Intel(Atiku's Company) where trillions
of Nigeria money was not remitted to the
federation account over the years.
He exposed our unscrupulous leaders both in
APC and PDP even if the law could not
prosecute them because of the lacuna in our
laws.
Through Nigeria Customs, FIRS, JAMB, NIMASSA,
Nigeria was able to realize over trillions of Naira
remitted to the federation account, the first in
Nigeria history.
PMB refused to die.
He refused to be paralysed.
He refused to give up on Nigeria and Nigerians.
They spread false reports against him, God
exposed their lies.
They did everything, they found nothing to pin
him down with especially on corruption.
Why would they not hate him?
Why would they not wish him dead?
Why would they not spread false reports against
him?
Those who never benefitted anything from the
national looters are always right behind
defending those who put them in their sorry
states.
Curse him, wail, cry, shout, grumble, fumble, hate
and even jump into the biggest ocean...he who
God has blessed, no man can curse.
You prefer the devil and I prefer PMB, the God
sent, the choice is mine.

Oga, if you're convinced by all you wrote above then vote him in 2019 and leave us alone. For me the greatest statistic to rate the performance of a ruler is how the people are faring under his rulership. And frankly, Nigerians are feeding from had to mouth, crime is on the increase allover the country, people are dying from this administrations lack of concern, and despite all the trillions you claimed has been saved, no single remarkable project in power, roads and housing even in refining has been done by this individual so you can write from now till tomorrow sugar-coated achievements but in 2019, I and my household will not vote him and anyone with a similar mindset again

Everything in the country is centered around crude! when would we learn

Notice how conveniently the GMD and MD are core northerners. People who didn't even see an oil pipe in their childhood

AxxeMan:




How the tinest and smallest state in the country can have the biggest problems still baffles me

Nothing good can ever come out of that tiny state called bayelsa!!

Oga, stop this

Asaba. And the difference isn't even close

MissWrite:



. This is Ikwere.

Hearose
Fineday
Fineface
Bonyface
Godspower
Fortunate
Peculiar
Butoneday

You left out: Pepple, Horsefall, Churchill...

Geoxplorer:
This dude is so arrogant and full of pride... STFU

Oga, small small! it's a joke! Ronaldo admires Messi. He doesn't hate or dispise him

Nonaira1:


I'm starting to believe the rumor that buhari might not be buhari after all but a replacement from sudan.

The way his wife and children are taking jabs at him is suspicious unless buhari is a terrible father and they hate him hence the jabs.

It's either he's a clone from sudan or he's a terrible father/husband and they hate him.

So Kanu was right about Jubril?

naijapips04:


Mad traffic. Bad roads.

Mad traffic? yea, Lagos is worse! Bad roads? It's a port Harcourt thing especially in rainy season. You'll just feel like killing yourself sometimes

naijapips04:

Port Harcourt wasn't ranked. Didn't make it to the list.
Port Harcourt is a very useless city to drive and live in.

what's odd about driving in pH?