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Business / Re: SMS Alert Charge: Is First Bank Stealing My Money? by UGLYS: 4:21pm On May 29, 2016
ikmuan:

I av met with d cc to deactivate my acct frm sms alert dat I never subscribed to at d point of opening d account yet deductions continues on my acct

Well, if you still receive alerts, it implies it hasn't be deactivated. Visit another branch entirely and state that you have initially made this request and it was undone. Wait and demand that it's done immediately. It's ya right.
Business / Re: SMS Alert Charge: Is First Bank Stealing My Money? by UGLYS: 2:11pm On May 29, 2016
It is very simple. There is a charge for every sms received from the bank be it a debit or credit transaction, it is never free. Now if you do not want to receive sms alert services, visit any FirstBank branch outlet and request for a de-activation or call/write FirstContact and do ya request. For free services, use the email alert services.

As for me, the bank remains my best. I used to get charges for sms till I got them deactivated.

And for that fella peddling cheap lies of the bank getting liquidated as informed ya by your reliable insider, you should have disowned that false info head on. It is FirstBank, over 100yrs ain't 100months nor 100days. It's 1894 not 1984.
Career / Re: Nurses Forum: Let's Meet Here by UGLYS: 6:37am On Apr 20, 2016
NURSES? I. Love NURSES grin

I am welcomed
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by UGLYS: 11:08pm On Apr 10, 2016
BiafranNigerian:
Well, I think attitude is everything, I had expected you to ask me for the solution to your Erectile Dysfunction, which I took time to pen down, then what I got was you asking me to re-read your post slowly. Sorry bro, carry your cross until you get humble enough or be humbled by nature. It took me many decades to figure it out what I wanted to share for free.

Teach me master
Romance / Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by UGLYS: 3:10pm On Mar 28, 2016
ebyoma:
grin

Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie we had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell of deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school. grin

A great sincere experience. I like it
Romance / Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by UGLYS: 3:08pm On Mar 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't.
Why is that hard ta believe.

Wrong lady for your denial.

That lady is a fountain of lies
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by UGLYS: 9:29am On Mar 26, 2016
Aphrodite4:
Ok, I'm done with this. Sayonara, guys (candidates).
Wish y'all all the best.

Don't forget to write or call.
xoxo

Farewell angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:36pm On Mar 25, 2016
Lero15:
Bro. Been a while.

Yes. How's life?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by UGLYS: 7:12pm On Mar 25, 2016
Aphrodite4:
Why bother speaking in "codes" when a full NL page will be employed discussing the "codes" after itz bn decrypted. Going through Dplacement's posts one can surely see the difference.
Basically I see all the codes, puzzles, riddles, and parables as just folks trying to yank pplz chains.
Dont know what anonymity you're going to get from it since ppl r definitely going to speak plainly about it and your initial "code" is easily traceable by just a click (or tap).
Honestly it's nt the wait that's truly irritating, it's the geezers who come here with differentiation, integration, and relativity equations all under the pretense of giving candidates inside info we cdnt really give a rat's tail about.
We'll b contacted when we'll be contacted period.

Is there anyway we can get rid of the rainbow shade? I need a clear view.

We'll be contacted when we'll be contacted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 4:02pm On Mar 25, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
Greetings Boss.

How the ministry?


Fruitful I must tell you.

What is the growth level of ya ministerial attendees?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 2:13pm On Mar 25, 2016
amicable09:

Oh! Ok. I know he'll deliver sha, he's not that hungry...

Been a while, hope after Monday we'll still be seeing you around?

Hopefully

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 7:56am On Mar 25, 2016
amicable09:

Look who we have here!
Uglys!!!! Where went you? I missed you o, welcome back. How's work?

Tell me, you know me? What kinda car trips me?

Missed you milady. Don't know the particular car, perhaps the gent has something unique for us.

Greetings theRealadonye
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 7:54am On Mar 25, 2016
LastMumu:
errrrrrrrm... .....Seems my sarcasm is completely lost on you. undecided

Ask Google to find out who the father of sarcasm is Bro.

Then come back and apologise
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 10:36pm On Mar 24, 2016
LastMumu:
Just like he said, he has got cool persuasive skills. I'm sure amicable is already falling for his classy swagger and his moves like jagger. grin grin

You don't know Amicable
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:37pm On Mar 24, 2016
SimpleSmile:


Hehehehe, so hungry man no get right to find babe again...I knew you were joking but hungry man get levels o...my kind hunger be say, I no dey fit fuel my car full tank again which now restricts my movement to home and church(no more clubbing or visiting friendly and unfriendly friends), more so, I now keep my head straight while driving so the guys selling goodies on traffic won't tempt me.

What a cool way to sell yourself. Tell her the make of the car too, it will interest her.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:36pm On Mar 24, 2016
Lero15:
Uglys

Sire Lero, Howdy
Romance / Re: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by UGLYS: 7:05am On Jan 05, 2016
MrLP:


did i make a mistake...goof means mistake

I will recommend you follow De angelo. You need a personal coach. You were all over her face. You didn't sound confident enough. You didn't spark desire or elicit desire from her. Everything wasn't just right.
Education / Re: Why Do Engineering Students Brag To Know Maths More Dan Mathematics Students by UGLYS: 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2016
Cauchy01:
What engineering students are good at is Calculus,ODE...buh mathematics is more than Calculus...when they go into functional analysis...complex analysis...algebra...then they know that khaki no be leather

Teach them those topics and they will show you even better ways to solve them.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 8:44pm On Nov 11, 2015
Good evening lady amicable
Romance / Re: Ways To Know Your Boyfriend Has No Future Ambition by UGLYS: 4:10pm On Nov 11, 2015
4C2215131:


Yeah, discerned that too. So much pain, sublime hate and bitterness seeping through. She could have couched it better. The tone is so belligerent and adversarial. Like the OP is hurting or something. It ended up coming as a reprimand of sort rather than an exposition hence the bashing.

Thank you brotherly. And her likes will sing her praises like she did a well researched job.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 11:10pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:


grin. Oya, where is your favourite hang out spot?

Zuma rock wink

It's done anyways
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 11:09pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:

Are you also in PHC? Garden city is my base o

Yes I am. So you are in the city already?
Romance / Re: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by UGLYS: 11:07pm On Nov 10, 2015
swaggprofessor:
Damn u r simply beyond the word beautiful.

You don start again? Na the matter u dey inside bring us come u still dey find another, eh you this boy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 10:24pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:


I guess the line frightened me. But why that moniker na, see Tonye's own smiley, makes me want to go down to Port Harcourt to hang out with him. But I know you are a fine dude so, let's meet by 1 am on that tree, me and you...

Meanwhile you can still come down to PHC to hangout with Tonye. When are you coming?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 10:20pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:


I guess the line frightened me. But why that moniker na, see Tonye's own smiley, makes me want to go down to Port Harcourt to hang out with him. But I know you are a fine dude so, let's meet by 1 am on that tree, me and you...

Never

Not me and you.

1am, that tree.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 10:16pm On Nov 10, 2015
ElDeeVee:


Lol...chase cautiously

Okay.

Please tell Tolutweety and Lero15 that as their cases are getting outta hand.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 10:02pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:


Choi! Lero was right oooo... Uglys, your level na advanced. Lero is still in intermediate level undecided

Fret not cute one, I read up that line and just tried it. You are safe, still awaiting ya response though.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
ElDeeVee:
HBD boss Tonye. Jah bless your new age



Drink Responsibly grin grin

The caution above na for those who love to drink, what abt our types like Lero and Tolu wey like to chase?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
Lero15:


Lols.
Cc amicable09, hope you see this comment grin

Good luck with further observation smiley

Thanks Lero for Miss amicable. I owe you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 9:55pm On Nov 10, 2015
amicable09:
I suspect Uglys love ladies chasing him... issorait, I'll chase him, hope he can run cheesy

Hi UGLYS, I've been seeing you online for sometime now, your moniker seems familiar, have we met before? Can I meet you? That's if you don't mind wink

Ofcourse we can meet, what else do I live for. Are we meeting here online or offline? The latter seems the best option.
Romance / Re: Ways To Know Your Boyfriend Has No Future Ambition by UGLYS: 8:17pm On Nov 10, 2015
menxer:


Look beyond the bitterness she is prolly experiencing as a result of her man exhibiting the attributes she listed; use it to unwind and have a good laugh. grin

Poor lady she is then. She could have tried another before coming to us.

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Romance / Re: Ways To Know Your Boyfriend Has No Future Ambition by UGLYS: 7:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
This is quite a USELESS piece.


It's more of bitterness than expository.

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