cc150615:

Uglys....i miss you!

Oh dear, I miss you too. How are you?

singlefade25:
I am not one of his admirers.

You dislike open admiration, I understand that very much.

singlefade25:
hahahahahaha, ferdybaba is this true?

You are calling on Ferdybaba, how is he suppose to know or confirm that?

singlefade25:
I know that, tell me what i don't know.

Okay.

Do you know that you are one of his admirers?

singlefade25:
please continue.

Tall

singlefade25:
List them.

The first and most important is that HE IS AN ENGINEER.

I can continue if you want more?

Ferdybaba:


Lol.....I am so the wrong person for this role. I haven't been able to fix mine sef...

That's because you ain't interested. I can tell you a whole lot of them desire you. What's it you don't have?

Should I list them?

Ferdybaba:


Lol...now am confused. It was Tolutweety and Veevean1 that were in charge of match making

The duo are not available to help me now, so you take the baton sir.

Thanks davide470, I am thrilled to be back and mingle as usual.

Ferdybaba, let's try again na

Ferdybaba:


Ah....What happened?

A lot man, most especially insufficient resources from both parties.

Ferdybaba:
Faith2ogesco hello

Where Cocolav and Cdamsel

Sam121 welcome...you can make your moves tho. UGLYS what happened to your plans?

How come no Joblander is on the nomination list for Miss Nairaland? cc: juliesexy

Smallpeepee has she answered you?

It crashed Sir.

bintudon:
I need a place to do my IT assignment, microbiology to serve in lab, any should let me know thanks

IT assignment?

What is this?

Jamean:
xkoose me. The equation can't balance.

I saw that. Let me balance the RHS

Jamean = 2 x beans cooking

tolutweety:




History tells me I once welcomed you with open arms when you came into this thread.
How quick could you have forgotten that

Forgive me. You never left a trail on the sand of times before you disappeared.
This is me welcoming you now with wider arms.

davide470:
https://www.nairaland.com/2272876/industrial-trainee-university-student-transocean

Thank you sir Dave.

Jamean:
A PROPER NOUN

Define it plz. Just like anyone can say Jamean = Beans cooker.

Use that clue above

davide470:
Did you see the Transocean Internship advert

Nope, I didn't. I need the link plz

House, who is TOLUTWEETY?

davide470:
We have been waiting to find out..

...if its birthday or introduction!!!

Btw, where's UGLYs

Here sir.

Ferdybaba:


Ah...one is ok na.

Am doing great bro. Thanks

All right bro. Your recommendation is duly noted. But You and I know how fickle our ladies can be, if this one vaporises, I will come knocking at your door for replacement.

MizMyColi:


You sef.
You can harsh


What does your Soggy mean?

Ma'am na mind games I dey play with her. I have met her before and we will meet soon.

Soggy if I get it right simply means that I am trying not to get confrontational with the likes of Wike and Fayose if I ever get to meet them. Clear?

Ferdybaba:
UGLYS....whats up with your plans. I almost forgot about that oooo.

Has any of them ladies agreed?

Yes, just one for now. Harvest is predicted to take place in June. But you are taking all their attentions away so I may extend harvest time if you continue being online.


Just goofing like mizmycoli.

How are you bro?

Ghostlady:
really? Well nope...am all spirit,body n soul

How a Ghost would declare that she is spirit, body and soul at the sight of a handsome dp is freaking awesome.

Uploading my uglys dp as soon as possible so I can garner similar attention and grant solace to the ..... Ladies (you can fill up the space).

cc150615:
So I've really missed u guys on here.... except for those we talk offline...
Davide470, wassup
Vevean, have u deserted me?
Ferdybaba, hope you're back fully, all the ladies missed ya
Lero15, Where's my cake.
Mizmycoli. Seems it's Nice having u here, i see ppl have been enjoying ur royal presence
Mama Marvy,How's u been?
uglys, When are we hanging out again twas fun the last time...
tolutweety, hope ur new job isn't taking u away from us.....
cocolav, hope you're warming up well for tomorrow?
Jamean, the queen of the house, i hail u...
beau49, hi....
adeoti, may i meet ya....i love meeting ib ppl more than lag or ph ppl
adewumiopeyemi, who has seen that jumia dude...
Scrypt..... miss ya
In short, i missed all man.......
In another news I'm looking forward to a very splendid day, anybody care to join,catch me up!

Till I recall the first time we hung out, then we can hang out again.

For now its Mizmycoli, afterwards Jamean, then beau49, and so on. You are 13th in line. Be patient, I will hang out with y'all.

Modified: And dasher90 now I know you are a lady.

Good Morning guys.

Mizmycoli a very special morning to you dear. Can we hang out someday, soon?

Switlife:
...and some of them will pluck 'excellent interpersonal skills' and happily plant it in their CVs.

Nansense.

Do not worry about what is on their CV but rather worry about how you can defend what is on yours, that is the one you have control over.

profsalvage:


This type of reasoning is myopic, vague and pedestrian, is there anything in the post which suggests that one is campaigning ?, and besides are you not aware that the presidential election has been concluded and the winner announced ?, as it stands you have proven yourself to either be a poor student of history or deliberately mischievous, these things are out there for historical or academic consumption. I feel so sad that i may be attending the same interview with somebody like you, you are an embarrassment to the intellectual community.

To your hole O "Philistine".
I asked simple questions and you went about ranting without addressing these questions.

You are a scam and a sham, and thank God we won't be together at that interview.

Hermit.

Posters, y'all should exploit other possibilities of how this baby ended up in the gutter. The blame/curses shouldn't be exclusive to the mother or father as evil agents/enemies may have plotted to do this to a wonderful family.

I enjoin y'all to revisit your posts and put the conditional word "IF" so as to pass an unbiased condemnation.

Olutola88:
Scrypt ma nigga, I dey here o

Who liked this comment please? I mean on what basis

profsalvage:
I hope and pray that this recruitment comes to a successful close. Buhari's administration from December, 1983- August,1985 did the following;

(1) Ban on Any Federal Recruitment
(2) Massive Retrenchment of Federal Civil Servants
(3) High Tax and Interest Rate
(4) Emphasis on the need to drastically reduce recurrent expenditures through salary reduction negotiations.

If he comes on board with this same set of economic ideas the same way he did in 1983-1985 then we can bid farewell to this recruitment. The best bet is that GEJ's administration should complete what it started coz there would be a MASSIVE SHAKE-UP within the rank and file of NNPC which would be significant enough to bury the recruitment. Opinions are free but facts remain sacred.

This is B.S.

By B.S. I mean not a Best Seller but BullSh.it.
Why the fear? Why not bother about things you have control over? Is this a late campaign?

chidyhels:
Taaa!
I dont think gals lie as much as guys in this age thing.
These boys can lie for Africa

Defender.

Being defensive can't save you all. If you persists, they tell you "that ladies do not disclose their ages". I could divorce my mistress on learning her real age.

sinaj:
itz d xme reason u guyz choose to date underage gurlz.


well m 27...
xo u see, not every gel lie bout their age

I have been looking for your personality for sometime.