Not impressed.
Y'all were tryna be poetic, this aint no wooing.
I mean, you walk up to him and starts this?


Looking forward to tomorrow.

Fellas, you all should tell them the truth. They deserve to know that when we walk upto them to woo, it aint easy.

CaptShinz:
All this Gbagaun Detectors in the house sef... I hope u av a good diction tho...

I hope y'all do

I learnt the wooing quest was scheduled to take place this day. Why am I not seeing amazing lines and rhymes yet?

Who is the organizer here? Why is the event not up.

mekula:


Oh! So you missed? My guy don port nah!

Brief me please. A link would suffice.What did he learn about APC that would warrant the sudden change as change was due to take effect on March 28.

An interesting event going on in here.

Barcanista campaigning against APC? This is strange. What happened sir?

prelinctus:

What you wrote up there is error-strewn. Do you really want me to point them out? Once again, kindly do the needful.

If you didn't see "chosed", let the young man fly. Go point out chosed from chopper catcher's post.

Kindly do the needful

QED1:


"...beyond your knowledge that HAS been jaundiced." "Have" is the wrong verb for this sentence. There's something you need to understand about English. Like your typical software, it can be updated. We in broadcast don't say "the seven stadia were closed". The seven STADIUMS were closed. Why? Certain things have been dropped and others have been picked. Agendum is dead now. Agenda, agendas. A few more words are like that too. Listen to BBC. You can't be more British than they are. If you hear STADIA, ignore everything I've said. Chosed exists colloquially but no one uses it sir. Don't try to prove right or wrong. Let it go, and don't embarrass yourself out there by using it. Cheers!

Expect God's blessings soonest. I quit my argument with that philistine when I discovered he was no match for my foolishness.
The ignoramus is high on fumes from the chopper he claimed he would be catching. Get well soon dapsy06

Who can tell me what is common amongst arsenal haters?

Haters are also allowed to answer the above question.

haffaze777:

















OK bro thanks for d advice

Good work, keep editing posts.

haffaze777:













I will commit suicide if arsenal win,oh sorry I will rather kill myself instead of committing suucide

Your death is useless if it can't save the world. Stay alive bro

Krasid:
If Arsenal qualify, i will like every post you make on nairaland henceforth, if they don't you do the same.Agree?

Nope. Likes won't solve my problems. Cut me another deal

Arsenal to pull through. Any bets?

MizMyColi:


Beht why na?
You don't wantu pay tithe abi

Just maybe. Abram and Moses paid all the tithes for mankind.

MizMyColi:


awwwww...you think far too highly of me!!!
I'm honored.

Good morning.......
Have a fine day at church and generally.

Thank you. Won't be at church so I expect your prayers.

Badema:


Accept it whenever you are corrected.

Choose-Chose-Chosen

The word you referred to 'chosed' didn't scale even Thesaurus dictionary.

Pls accept n move on, we all make mistakes as humans.

The Msc fella can't be corrected. Chosed is cool

dapsy06:


That's the disadvantage of sorting your way through school. Its a shame you don't know the difference between a present and perfect tense 'loser'.

Ignoring this ofcourse

Barby101:


It's 'chose' though.

"Chosed" never heard such word. That fella is under the influence of some sh.it. *She just chosed*

Msc subsea + BEng EEE= just chosed/been/a appalingly.

Grinning sinisterly.

prelinctus:

Uglys writes like a lady, and I'm not the only one that thinks so. Look up...

Okay

MizMyColi:


Waowzest!
Thank you!

All those for me? Ayaf humble pinish

NTITOI......is this your only moniker here?
The description you gave above gives the impression you know me beyond job and career land on Nairaland.

Pardon my curiosity......I'm not a cat though
I won't be killed.

Ammem.

Time senora, and your curiosity is quite appreciated.I don't need another moniker to acknowledge glaring qualities.

MizMyColi:


Putting on my Sherlock Holmes garb to decipher this.

You are extremely intelligent. Your skills are exceptional too.

MizMyColi:


Hmmmmm....
So what do you suggest?

Thanks @Smiling Uncontrollably
That's what I live for

Not many peeps get me smiling so. There is only one option. Should I proceed with it or you will do it? I will be delighted if the latter is possible as senoras are frightened by the moniker.

MizMyColi:


C'mon naaa.
Don't make me feel guilty.

I would a made it an exclusive thread for two.
Besides......I have a personal condition on companionship......I have to see the picture of the companionee

Don't worry......I do my best not to discriminate @moniker
You get?

You got me smiling uncontrollably. I get you. So how do you wanna see this companionee?

Caveat: uwa nile aint companions, the picture is an excluisve right of the companion so it aint gonna be on here.

SomBaby:
too bad...u fell victim to ur own assertion...unlike U,my eruditor(even though U didn't mention his name here but I knew were refering to him earlier)uses his diction to drive his points home...u instead re into word bickering with UGLYS...d worst is dat U ve resorted to name calling...where re ur manners...believe me, ur comments re so rude...pls lets act wit maturity...

Well said Sombaby.

dapsy06:


Lol.... I don't have to make excuses for the typo error (i.e been/being) and trust me, I don't need your lecture on that. However, it's good to know you still have an atom of substance in your frontal lobes. Have a good night rest. That's optional though.

Ignored

MizMyColi:


Okay cool.
Do I create a thread for it

Or do we start here

This is not fair. I needed a single companion and you wanna invite uwa nile (the universe). Okay give me verses lemme read. I am very patient, hopefully next week won't be a bible study companionship.

dapsy06:


Ooh! You are still there? Too bad I thought you only suffer from acute dementia, didn't know presbyopia is another condition you are been plagued with or maybe you simply ignored the modified response that followed due to your myopic sensitivity.

Please type without errors for once. Am allergic to poorly constructed comments filled with errors. They impede communication. Its not been but being.

MizMyColi:



I almost missed this o

Speaking of which

Bible study companion you mean?

Bible study? Eeerm, okay YES bible study

dapsy06:


I really don't have interest in throwing tantrums with a dogmatic-cum-pathetic ignoramus in the nature of you. Of what benefit will it be for me to engage in such with someone with a appallingly low level of intelligence quotient.
@ softrise, let's go there jor.

I would like to go with your first post. *with a appallingly low level*

I can't believe with your self acclaimed intellect, you can make such a comment.
I guess you figured out what Philistine means as it appeared in your post. There is more to where that word came from.

dapsy06:


An attribute of smart people is being able to read between the lines and if after reading the first line of my msg to you in my previous post, you still think you have a good communication skill then you probably are suffering from acute dementia. Never you ever direct your unscrupulous statement at me 'cos I don't take prisoners. I will give it back to you in equal measure or even more.

You are a PHILISTINE. Look it up boy, don't settle for the biblical one.

dapsy06:


Now that you sounded a bit more direct, I think you either don't understand the meaning of communication in language or you simply like jabbering. If the former happens to be your case then you had better gone back to school 'cos the labour force is looking for people with good communication skills which I believe you should have learnt in school; uni, poly or whatever you attended.

Good communication skill requires good listening skill. You listened to my earlier post but not good enough. You wanted me to come direct and mention you, I don't do such except you deserve it.
So I was never direct when I said "if you are one of them, you already got the message". Pay attention to the conditional word "if". With you unwarranted rebuttal, you are definitely one of them.
Dude, I will take ya advice and go back to school, buh am going to get what will make you marvel each time I get promoted but you dont get it.

Talking about communication skills, you should be awed by how I was able to communicate with you without mentioning you. It goes to say I have excellent communication skill.
I will advise you quit your attack on me or regret ever doing so. Don't unleash the other me.

Eruditor:

I foresee a happy ending. It always does