Scrypt:


Nah, I just pick my battles. This one would turn out pyrric if not a banal charade.

Pyrrhic you meant to say. You have been reading Charles Soludo and Prof. Utomi's letters lately. They used that word at some point and got the spelling right. Good one, but they can't save you from your gibberish to impress piece up there. Querulous dude, this battle is worth it.

Scrypt:


Oh really? Nice. . Have a pleasant night rest.

PS: Don't quote me again unless you have something rational to say.

Pusillanimous

ruffhandu:


Why are you afraid of calling his name? You are afraid, even here?

I am reporting in Nigeria, we withhold names, when am in Europe or America, I will mention his name.
Play safe.
Thanks for your observation.

Scrypt:


, who is this one?

The one who identifies gibberish and call it out.

Well, not all you see in uniform ought to be in it. I have learnt of a renowned cultist now a police officer going by the name *** at a police junction in Rumuola when moving through new road.

Nothing has changed about him except the fact that he now extorts and moves with loaded rifles legally under a uniform.

Scrypt:


This is largely dependent on the tone of the question.
An Assude;
If the person asking the question's face looks anything like or near this, , then the question could be represented thus,

Do you know the difference in our ages? .

A second situation would be if the person asking the question wants to know for knowledge sake this difference, hence, it should look like this;

What's the difference in/between our ages?

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GIBBERISH

iamrealdeji:
I knew the girl was going to be a light skinned girl

Induced light skin, you mean?

veevean1:

Which is? U got my attention
How are u planning to help with the application

State if you are interested and lemme take you through on what you should know.

Ghostlady:
yeah I m

Do you wish to discuss it openly here or you wanna go private. I value your opinion.

Ghostlady:
so are you schooling abroad now

I am done. You sound interested.

jackpot:
make them ban am self. This my guy just dey learn too many tricks for porn these days and na me dey suffer the consequences.

Small time him go begin suggest kitchen sink sef!

imagine the conconbility!

Since you don't cook and barely use the kitchen, allow him to still enjoy his kitchen

Ghostlady:
please can you explain more better what you mean

Well, its simple, are you interested in travelling to the States to acquire a masters degree? If so, I can offer you worthy tips on how you can begin the process and succeed as one who has been favored by the process.

Clear now?

tolutweety:


Bros,

Eer..mm !
Graduate studies in US kwa ?
Dont worry bout my admission ... I will sort that out myself.
I only need help with the school fees. Should i proceed to send my akant number??

TENK !

Yea drop your akant number here and I will find you a sponsor.
But get serious

Good Morning and happy sunday to y'all. If you are interested in pursuing graduate studies in the US, I can be of help. Feel free to ask anything. Thank you.

May God bless us all as the week unfolds.

skywalker888:
I rep num 10

Hhmmmm Tosyne exposing our secrets since the time of Adam and Eve. Let's see how this goes

These aint no secrets, an average guy knows these, just that he took his time to put it on NL.

Tosyne compile all of these, make it marketable, and generate revenue else ....

Hello veevean1,I hope you don't mind my next request?

FriedPlantain:
Hell Yeah

Damn, this is trouble

FriedPlantain:
Į likę you babe, will you marry me? Į have lots of money and my father iš a big chief in our village. You look so beaurriiful....! my omalicha

When ever I read posts like this, I rush back to check the lady quoted or being referred to, is this a sign that I am going to be a womanizer?

Goodmorning cocolav

veevean1:


You are welcome ooh! Home for everyone just import some cute babes from ur other sections

I am here to take and not import

singlefade25:
Your moniker is ..... Evening, how are you?

Moniker is? Am fine and you?

davide470:
The Petit one finally decided to speak.


As advised, why not pitch your nice tent elsewhere, people here don't share..

Well, the exception being importing cute ladies no matter their sections, then they will welcome you as a brother!

And if I refuse to pitch this nice tent elsewhere as suggested? Let the people here speak for themselves sir. Thanks for your opinion

veevean1:

I don't trust u! How do you know jamean is mej!!!
U just opened a new account and you are everywhere state your previous moniker

You are right, but I am here to woo like I said earlier and that includes gaining your trust. You don't have to trust me now, I will be fine if you trust me later.
About knowing Mej as Jamean, its simple, a guy quoted her and called her mej.
About opening a new account and being everywhere, yes I do have a previous moniker which operates in the politics and family section. It was banned.
You are unsettling me dear, am I not welcomed here?

Thank you MarvellousGod for your warm welcome.
Goodevening Mej, cocolav, singlefade25, Veevean1 and cc150615.
How are you pretty ladies doing?

veevean1:


with all d gods protection u still want proof?
Makis u were aunty long before d uncle

Uglys just do as cc150615 says
Therealadonye where our gift am observing you from d corner of my eye

cc150615
What qualities or points do you think can neutralize the monicker? Is the name Sydney not sufficient?

Well if you insist, list five selling points capable of neutralizing the monicker, I will prove beyond any doubt of being in possession of 4 of these points, while leaving out 1 for you to work on.
No man is perfect.

I mean biz dearies.

Ferdybaba:
Welcome UGLYS.....

As far as we are aware, only MarvellousGod is taken.

Thanks sir. I shall roll out my plans in due time.

UGLYS:
MEssi vs C. Ronaldo, who is your all time best?

Like for Messi, Share for Ronaldo.

I need your opinions

My doubts are getting cleared with the massive diffference.

cc150615:

No burn my beans na,this might just be my chance to go to bodoyinbo

Well dear, the protection right o'er you is too powerful. The gods are aware of your situation. But I offer you something greater than bodoyinbo. Will reveal when your interest is confirmed.

veevean1:
witty nd non-house wives Me that I just want to sit in a man's house and collect money to shop!

Anyways welcome to the house
Do have a lovely day too, I think my pm has been blocked

Why would anyone block your pm? Could it be the dreaded uncle?

Emasel:


Yea,you are in the right place.Goodluck in your wooing campaign.

BTW,I just like how you came out straight with your intentions.

Thank you Emasel, I will be done quickly.

Jamean:
Hello worwor Uglys

Interesting, how are you doing, and what does the word you cancelled mean?

Scrypt:


Young man, I am warning you for the last time. Beware of whom/where you trespass. Mentioning cc150615 and CoCoLav alone is considered as treason against the powers that be. Do not make me stand guard tonight because of you. Be warned for the last time or prepare to get shot!

Let the ladies protect themselves. I understand that y'all are matched here on nairaland, but what I seek for is beyond nairaland. An informant told me this is the right place to find the witty ladies and the non-house wives kind of ladies. So please sir, support my campaign.