The girl is a golddigger who doesn't mess with broke niggaz. . . save ur money & time, kick her trifflin backside to da curb and focus on your studies. Women are not going anywhere homeboy, they'll still be here after u graduate but there's no compensation for the time & money u've wasted on her. Be smart about this, u might be in denial but u already know wassup wit this chick, fill her space and forget her face!

Growin up in da Bronx was ruff o, African American chicks were givin me no play & some even referred to me as “ugly” but luckily for me I was excelling in my academic pursuits. When I got in to medical school the same girls who were dissin me in high school were all up in ma face tryin to get my attention. All I do is fuk them n leave them hangin. Pay back is a b!tch ain’t it 

african1:

^^ I need to exercise so I get get muscles, I have always been skinny, but I am afraid if I do any sorts of exercise I am just gonna get skinnier and I don't want that. I need to exercise not lose weight, but gain muscle.

If u wanna gain muscle, not fat, u should be on a protein packed diet--eat lean meat, beans, baked potatoes, fufu  . Make sure u eat large portions and eat frequently-- like every 2 hours---even if u ain't hungry. If you're consistent, u'll be on point by this time next month.

temmym3:

u cant understand what the fuk it is because no be your type dey get 6 pack. lazy crone.

I was gonna let ur lousy comment slide  but why da hell should I nigga. . . u’re here braggin about ur lousy 6 pack… nigga I have a 12 freakin pack.   U better recognize dat niggaz be chilling wit 12 packs these days.  Ur 6 pack is outdated… u need to keep up  

^^^ Dude, what da fuk is dis! Do we look like we have time to read your essay 

Survival of the fittest

Get back to me after the wedding ooo


Like I said I have yet to meet a Naija/Ethopian couple that made it to the altar.

Maybe I'm just a crazy dude but I'm not attracted to them.  I mean I can bleep them once in a while cause when it comes to bleeping I don't discriminate  

Real talk though does anyone know a Nigerian dude who is married to an Ethiopian/eritrean/Somalian girl, I know I haven't met one? I see them dating the girls but have yet to meet a couple that made it to the altar.

Omolola1:

Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)

Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

Kiss her on the forehead.

Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

Always tell her you love her every second of the day.

When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

Write her notes. (she loves them)

Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

Play with her hair.

Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

Sit in the park and just talk to her.

Tell her funny jokes, tell her silly jokes, or just tell her jokes.

Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Carve your names into a tree.

If she's mad at you, kiss her.

Give her piggyback rides.

Bring her flowers

Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

Look her in the eyes and smile.

Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

Kiss her in the rain.

If you are in love with her . . . tell her.

Dude are u for real? if you do all this nonsense girls are gonna walk all over you. Save all that lovey dovey poo for your wife.

Damn. . . thats a monster!

Kgdavid:

I HATE my ex-boyfriend to the point that every morning when I wake up, I wish him DEAD.


Mr. Bassey, may your enemies rejoice over you. Amen!

Are u gay bro?