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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Who Will Be The Running Mate To Atiku Abubakar? by Ujpest: 6:49am On May 29, 2022
Emeka Ihedioha
Politics / Re: Kyari Is A Billionaire With Posh Houses, Sells Seized Cars - Sahara Reporters by Ujpest: 3:00am On Aug 02, 2021
They are all Chichidodo.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Why am I not surprised?

I know a sergeant who gifted a girl he's never shagged an iPhone 11 pro.
If you realize how much money those guys make from bribes at checkpoints, extortions from yahooboys, bail money in their stations and abandoned confiscated assets, you'd marvel.

The system is so corrupt that remaining good endangers your personal and professional wellbeing.

Someone once told me that there is no upright policeman. I argued with him because I know one who is a Deeper Life brother, he serves in the chaplain too.
I could swear he was different till the day I saw him effecting an arrest on a prostitute in a brothel.
Just from seeing how he manhandled that poor girl's boobs and all, I had an erection because it was just as debased as a sex show.

This man even told her, "You no dey hear abi, your toto go hear am today".
A police officer who says that to anyone in the UK is gone.

Our systems are hyper-flawed.
There are no checks, no balances, no control, no nothing just an undying quest for self-aggrandizement.

Professionalism and decorum is absent in Nigerian Public institutions.
I do not know if there is a special orientation that instills corruption and insensitivity into these Public officers.

Someone joins the Nigeria Customs as a recruit today and by this time next year the same person has over 10 confiscated cars in various car stands.
This same person will have a '4-flats' commercial apartment to their name.

It's no different with VIO, FRSC, NSCDC and even our Public Universities.
If an Immigration officer tells you how much he makes daily from extortions on International Passport applicants, you'd hate your job.

And you think corruption will ever stop?

Sadly, these are our law enforcement officers and you are the law breaker whose only crime is using Twitter.
Autos / Re: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by Ujpest: 3:14am On Mar 19, 2021
Bros... With this new tariff, what's the cost of clearing a Howo tipper, 2010. Thanks
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus: EU's Borders Will Close For 30 Days From Noon Tomorrow by Ujpest: 11:22pm On Mar 16, 2020
Really...
Crime / Re: Have You Been Pointed A Real Gun Before?? What Came To Your Mind At That Momen? by Ujpest: 9:54pm On Mar 16, 2019
Honestly, it's a very bad experience...
Autos / Re: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by Ujpest: 10:49pm On Mar 11, 2019
Greetings... How much is the cost of clearing a used Howo sinotruck tipper, from China? 2012 model... Thanks for your contribution...
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Ujpest: 12:15am On Mar 11, 2019
Greetings... How much is the cost of clearing a used Howo sinotruck tipper, from China? 2009-2015 model... Thanks for your contribution...
Politics / Re: Video Of Aisha Buhari Saying 2 People Dominate Her Husband's Administration by Ujpest: 10:16am On Dec 07, 2018
With due respect, ma'am... Who are these two or three people? Kindly mention names...
Politics / Re: Video Of Aisha Buhari Saying 2 People Dominate Her Husband's Administration by Ujpest: 10:12am On Dec 07, 2018
[quote author=Newznow post=73622066]Aisha buhari said Shocking truth about her husband and his Co members.
Aisha Buhari speaking some gospel truth here. Her husband is not in charge of Nigeria. Two or three nameless people are.
She concluded saying, Nigerians should come out and participate!!!


With due respect, ma'am... Who are these two or three people Kindly mention names...
Sports / Re: Tottenham Fan Arrested For Throwing Banana At Arsenal Forward, Pierre (photos) by Ujpest: 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2018
liyahwillie:



BROTHER EVEN THE WHITE MONKEY IS WHITER THAN THEIR SKIN.....THIS PEOPLE WE REFER TO AS WHITE FOLKS ARE NOT WHITE....THEIR SKIN COLOUR IS DIFFERENT FROM A WHITE CLOTH....I SEE THEM AS PEOPLE WHO ESCAPED ALBINISM....INFACT IF I WERE TO BE AUBA I WILL GET A WHITE COLOURED MONKEY AND FEED HIM WITH BANANAS AND MAKE SURE I'M BEING VIDEOED....WHO ON EARTH IS EVEN A MONKEY...ISN'T THE IDIOT WHO ATE THE BANANA..BUNCH OF IDIOTS
You have made a big point...
Romance / Re: Man Catches His Servant Having Sex With Housemaid In His Car (Pics) by Ujpest: 8:14pm On Dec 06, 2018
degamemaster:


...and include the said househelp as his settlement packages. Who knows, they may have been destined for each other to buy more "cars" .
LOL

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Sports / Re: Tottenham Fan Arrested For Throwing Banana At Arsenal Forward, Pierre (photos) by Ujpest: 6:06am On Dec 03, 2018
InoutNaija:
A Tottenham supporter was arrested for throwing a banana skin at Arsenal and Gabonese striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang after he scored during north London derby on Sunday.

The Metropolitan Police confirmed there were seven arrests made and one arrested was a Tottenham fan who hurled banana skin onto the pitch as Aubameyang celebrated scoring an early penalty in front of the Tottenham fans.

The authorities said as Arsenal players mobbed around their star striker who scored the first goal in the match, a banana was seen to be thrown from the away section, landing close by where the Arsenal team celebrated the goal.

The moment the piece of fruit was seen hurling through the air was captured by photographers at the stadium. There were also six arrests for public order offences, and two are believed to be Arsenal supporters who lit smoke canisters during the match, according to Mail Online Sport.

Tottenham are likely to face a disciplinary action for 'fan racism' after the incident. The game ended 4 - 2, with Arsenal snatching all the three points in the fierce game.

More Photos: https://www.inoutnaija.com/2018/12/tottenham-fan-arrested-for-throwing.html



When these white guys hurl banana at us, I laugh... Have they forgotten that we have white monkeys that eat bananas too? Shame on them... FIFA should kindly pass this message for all to see... I was once a victim of it--- a white guy called me a black monkey, and I called him a white monkey---everybody bursted into a loud laughter... Guys, we must be strong at all times, as we are not less than other races. Do have a productive week. Peace.

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Sing To Celebrate AWCON 2018 Win. Pose With Their Trophy by Ujpest: 3:09am On Dec 02, 2018
They made us proud as a team... And a big thanks to our goalkeeper---Tochukwu (praise God).

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Romance / Re: Man Catches His Servant Having Sex With Housemaid In His Car (Pics) by Ujpest: 5:37pm On Nov 30, 2018
In the name of God, kindly settle him as soon as possible...

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Autos / Re: TOTAL COSTS OF CLEARING TOKUNBO VEHICLES. by Ujpest: 7:21pm On Oct 05, 2018
Pleaae, what is the cost of clearing a lexus es330, 2005 model... Thanks
Politics / Re: General Idris Alkali's Personal Items Found In A Pond. Photos by Ujpest: 6:55pm On Sep 30, 2018
It is very sad that we are so divided in this country... How and why did we get to this dangerous level No matter the angle you look at it, evil is evil, and should be kicked against... God created each and every one of us, not satan. We need to love, not hate, and not killings.

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Ujpest: 10:40pm On Sep 18, 2018
Razak5:


Hello Ujpest.

A few things that could make your touchscreen non-functional:

1. The touchscreen might be dead...literally...yes, every thing does have a lifespan. So,it's probably reached its end point.

2. The flex leading to/from the touchscreen might be damaged. Chances are you will not be able to get the flex,so getting the touchscreen to work again may not be possible.

3. Outdated drivers is also a factor. If you've recently updated your OS, the drivers might still be the same old GPIO drivers which might need some updating.

Your best bet in solving this kind of a problem is to go to the manufacturer site, head over to their drivers and support pages where you will identify your system. Thereafter a list of drivers for your device are listed.feom there, you will download and install the touchscreen driver.

*Cheers*
Thank you very much for your input...
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Ujpest: 1:34pm On Sep 18, 2018
Greetings... Please, I need some help from you guys... What could make the touch screen of an LG Tab book, H160 series to stop working? But, the tab book works perfectly with a mouse... Thanks

Religion / Re: Villagers Refused Us To Bury Our Brother Because We Converted To Christianity by Ujpest: 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2018
yk2018:
I am just confuse because we just need to correct it now, I asked I asked my uncle's what about the traditional worship in my community what will be their faith.
Our prayers are with you at this difficult time... If you don't mind to tell us,
which local government and state are you from?

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Politics / Re: Leticia Chikwendu's Burial: Femi Fani-Kayode In Umuahia With Wife & Children by Ujpest: 10:13am On Jul 21, 2018
HungerBAD:
Lovely.

Good to see him welcomed so warmly in the East. It seems as if Igbo women know how to take care of their men, or how does one explain FFK and Davido's love?

Time I port to the East too,since Hausa women scarce like common sense.
In addition, Davido is following the footsteps of his grandpa. Davido's grandma (Nnenna Adeleke), was an Ibo woman from the East. Thus, one could say that Davido's father is half Ibo and half Yoruba. Davido's father and his siblings were born in Enugu State....

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Politics / Re: Zainab Murtala Nyako Is Dead by Ujpest: 3:22pm On Jun 20, 2018
carinmom:
Inna lillahi alwa'inna ilayhi rajiun. May Allah forgive her sins and grant her family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.
Amen.

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Politics / Re: Umahi Condemns Renaming Of Abakaliki Street In Anambra by Ujpest: 7:54am On Jun 20, 2018
Tomigyer:
Once a thing, road or organization has been known for a certain name,even if such a name is latter changed, people will still be calling the former name forever. Take for instance NEPA. Even when it changed to PHCN and up till now with various DISCOs, people still call NEPA when ever electricity is being discussed.
Abakaliki street will still be called that old name because of easy description.
Yes, often a time...
Travel / Re: Edo Indigenes Who Were Killed In Accident On Return From Spain, Identified. PICS by Ujpest: 11:35am On Jun 13, 2018
Very sad...
Education / Re: Funai Admission Into Postgraduate Studies by Ujpest: 2:28pm On Dec 18, 2017
cyborgFUNAI:
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the under-listed programmes (full-time, part-time and weekend) in the School of Postgraduate Studies, Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo (FUNAI) for the 2017/2018 academic session.
1. Faculty of Science
PGD, M.Sc. and PhD in:
• Computer Science
• Geology/Geophysics
• Statistics

2. Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences
M.Sc. and PhD in Physiology

3. Faculty of Management and Social Sciences
Postgraduate Diploma in:
• Accountancy
• Business Administration
• Economics
• Sociology
• Psychology
• Criminology and Security Studies
ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
A. General Requirements
To be eligible for admission into a postgraduate programme in FUNAI, all candidates must possess a minimum of credit pass in O’ level English Language. In addition, candidates seeking admission into the Faculties of Science, Basic Medical Sciences and Management and Social Sciences must have a minimum of a credit pass in Mathematics


All prospective applicants must possess at least 5 O’ level Credit passes at not more than 2 sittings from WAEC, GCE, NECO or TC II. Any candidate who does not satisfy the O’ level requirements for the courses of choice shall not be considered for admission.

B. Specific Requirements

1. Postgraduate Diploma (PGD)
To qualify for admission into the PGD programme, candidates must:
i. hold a bachelor’s degree from the Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo or equivalent institutions recognized by Senate,
ii. hold a Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution, passed at upper credit in a related discipline, or
iii. hold a third class degree from the Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo or from an equivalent institution recognized by Senate, with a CPGA not below 2 on a 5-point scale, or
iv. hold a Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution, passed at lower credit level in a related discipline.

2. Masters’ Degree (M.Sc.)
To qualify for admission into the Master’s Degree (M.Sc.) programme, candidates must:
i. be graduates of the Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo or equivalent institutions recognized by Senate, who hold a Second Class (Hons.), Upper Division degree in relevant disciplines.
ii. hold the Postgraduate Diploma (PGD) of the Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo or PGD from equivalent institutions recognized by Senate with a CPGA of not less than 4.0 on a 5-point scale.

3. Doctor of Philosophy Degree (Ph.D)
To be eligible for admission into the Doctor of Philosophy degree (PhD) programme, candidates must:
i. hold a Master’s degree in the appropriate field of study from any University recognized by Senate of the Federal University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo
ii. have obtained a CPGA of not less than 3.5 on a 5-point scale



METHOD OF APPLICATION
Interested candidates who meet the requirements outlined above should obtain application forms form the Secretary, School of Postgraduate Studies, NEEDS Assessment Building, FUNAI, after the payment of an application fee of N15, 000 through Remita and obtaining RRR number. Payment should be made in favour of Federal University Ndufu-Alike Ikwo at any bank.

SUBMISSION OF APPLICATION FORMS
Completed application forms and photocopy of all relevant credentials should be enclosed in an envelope marked “PG Admission” and returned to:
The Secretary
School of Postgraduate Studies
Federal University Ndufu-Alike Ikwo
PMB 1010
Abakaliki, Ebonyi State

Note:
1. Candidates are also required to provide reports from three referees, one of whom should be their former Head of Department.

2. Candidates should request their institutions to forward their academic transcripts in sealed cover to the address above not later than the closing date. Any candidate whose transcript is not received will not be considered for admission.

CLOSING DATE

All completed applications, academic transcripts and referees’ reports must reach the Office of the Secretary, School of Postgraduate Studies not later than 31st January, 2018 to be considered for the 2017/2018 admission exercise.


Signed:
Odisa C. Okeke (Mrs)
Registrar
Bros, is the result of University Ndufu-Alike, Ikwo (funai) Post-UTME out... I took it on the 12th December. Please, don't hesitate to share any information at your disposal... Thanks
Crime / Re: Mass Burial Of Fulani Herdsmen Killed In Numan, Adamawa (Photos) by Ujpest: 1:02am On Nov 22, 2017
NafeesaAA:
This is the Funeral burial and mass grave of the Fulani's that were killed by Bachama tribe in kwadomti Shafaran village of Numan LGA Adamawa State. May their souls rest in perfect peace and Jannatul Fiddausi be there final home in Paradise....!!!!
This is very sad. Why must this happen? May their souls rest in peace. Amen.
Family / Re: Ex-Banker Impregnates Wife’s Maid (Photo) by Ujpest: 1:59pm On Nov 12, 2017
pocohantas:
The girl is about 18yrs old now, meaning the man had sex with a minor and impregnated her. Bad one!

Next generation of men should come with detachable pricks. Wives can travel with their husbands prick.

The problem is...men can cooperate on toto matter.
They'll lend each other their pricks to cheat...smh! angry
Lol... Sincerely, you are an interesting personality. Your reply is the funniest I have ever seen.
Crime / Re: 3 Kano Students Detained In Egypt For Killing Nigerian Who Trains Yahoo Boys by Ujpest: 9:52am On Nov 09, 2017
Sadly, he's not here to give his own version of what transpired among them... May his soul rest in peace.
Crime / Re: 3 Kano Students Detained In Egypt For Killing Nigerian Who Trains Yahoo Boys by Ujpest: 9:45am On Nov 09, 2017
Cire80:
He's dead so we can't conclude he actually brought out the knife. We all know how much the Northerners love knife and dagger. They probably murdered him with their knife
Perhaps... Sadly he's not here to give his own version of what actually transpired among them... May his soul rest in peace.
Foreign Affairs / Re: About 27 Dead In Texas As Gunman Opens Fire On First Baptist Church by Ujpest: 9:31pm On Nov 05, 2017
agabaI23:
May their souls rest in peace
Amen.

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Properties / Re: Concrete Floor Stamping In Lagos ( Nigeria) by Ujpest: 2:20am On Nov 04, 2017
kehinde1365:
We also adjust and convert damaged concrete floors to stamped concrete.. Here is a picture of an upcoming job
A job well done...
Properties / Re: Concrete Floor Stamping In Lagos ( Nigeria) by Ujpest: 2:19am On Nov 04, 2017
Truthinlife:

Kehinde,
Nice designs you are have here. Can you work in the East, Abia State (Aba)?. What’s your email address.
A job well done...
Politics / Re: Tinubu Leaves For UK To Visit Late Son's Family by Ujpest: 7:45pm On Nov 02, 2017
enemyofprogress:
Abeg na Remi Tinubu burn the guy?
No.

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