well, just like nairamar and oldglory has pointed out, i personally think the poster of this thread is certainly a nigerian who is only playing on pples ideas and having fun by asking apparently ridiculous questions, NEXT THREAD PLS!!!!

how to win a girls heart .
haba, na that one una no know again? simple arithmetics - u work, she collects ya salary every month, chikenna!! o parri!!

u don steal im heart be that

hehehe, this kain life sef, imagine ooooo, this 14 yr old dey talk luv ooooo, heeeeeeee, come my pikin, u don do ur maths homework? abeg go carry ur book begin dey read!!

eeeyyah!! u come dey cry on top person wey dey million miles away, when me wey dey near yu here lack girlfriend, abi na girlfriend-less? abeg , wipe ya tears, come marry me jooooooooo!! i dey vacant ooooooooooo!!

@adeb
"why una dey abuse una sefssssssss , talk is cheap; in all discussions you listen and take the ones you like, then discard the dirty ones, please don't let us use this forum to abuse ourselves afterall we are one. let us respect one another."

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