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Romance / Re: Ladies Name 3 Things You Can Give Your Man Excluding Sex by umbo: 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2023
labake1:
OP and his fellow misogynist, if szx is not important, why do you always beg for it?

Sex is not a one way traffic ,its a two way we both explore our bodies and enjoy it together
so d question is what do you offer excluding it

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Romance / Re: Ladies Name 3 Things You Can Give Your Man Excluding Sex by umbo: 8:49am On Apr 09, 2023
PussyGalore:


Spoken like a true broke guy
yes you are the type that monetizes relationship ,turns relationship to a money making venture ,when you go into relationship with a man you make him feel like you are doing him a favour

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Romance / Re: Ladies Name 3 Things You Can Give Your Man Excluding Sex by umbo: 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2023
Freshtruth:
What can you really offer your man pls

this thread may remain dormant or unattended to by them cos sincerely speaking they have NOTHING to offer

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Travel / Re: I Just Got To The Gambia by umbo: 2:39pm On Apr 06, 2023
oh I remember Gambia ,I once stayed at Grand street near d presidential palace ,,Atlantic hotel my favorite
Travel / Re: Reasons I'm No Longer Relocating by umbo: 12:07pm On Apr 06, 2023
Tadadobe:
With the recent news that dollars is going to be deemphasized and might probably lose values, I'm beginning to think twice about my relocation move. My uncle that recently came back from the US gave me $5000 to do business and I initially thought about using this money to move abroad.

I'm not like an average Nigerian who get carried away with "there are good road and 99hr power supply abroad". When I travel, I'm going there to go and make money not to count ceiling and take hot picture for the Instagram and to pepper people at home.

If dollars get decentralized and $1 = about #250, thouh this development will not go well with people abroad since they'll have fear that the little they send home will no longer be able to surprise anyone, and their usual conversion strategy will no longer work. But on the other hand, this move will help people in Nigeria as there won't be that much of a difference between someone earning #500,000 in Nigeria and the one earning $3000 abroad

parochial mind
Satellite TV Technology / Mediastar 1818 Decoder For Sale by umbo: 1:40pm On Apr 04, 2023
mediastar 1818 for sale H265 mutistream all accessories intact ibadan 08033079346
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by umbo: 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2023
lizabeet:
Ikorodu Lagos
o oh a bit far ,Ibadan
Travel / Re: 29 African Migrants Trying To Cross To Italy Die As Boat Sinks In Tunisia by umbo: 5:04pm On Mar 27, 2023
"Europe by road ,hell by road "
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by umbo: 10:52pm On Mar 26, 2023
lizabeet:
Done that but he said maybe the inbuilt decoder isn't working, I should buy a free to air decoder.
ur location if I can help
Technology Market / Re: A used Tablet Is Needed by umbo: 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2023
pointstores:
I have 8inches Huawei tab for sale contact me below
thnx for your reply
pls some pix will do
Technology Market / Re: A used Tablet Is Needed by umbo: 6:13pm On Mar 21, 2023
peacemara54:

Samsung tab S6 Used ... 6gb/128gb 230,000
not this type pls

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Technology Market / A used Tablet Is Needed by umbo: 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2023
must be affordable ,clean and in gear
inadan 08033079346
it could be 7", 8" 0r 10"
Technology Market / Re: Used Cat Tab For Sale by umbo: 2:55pm On Mar 21, 2023
is d item still available
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by umbo: 4:15am On Mar 21, 2023
lizabeet:
Good day everyone, I bought an Hisense tv last two years with in built decoder. I haven't been able to set since then, so last month I got a DStv dish to set it up but couldn't find any channels after scanning.

Pls do anyone has any idea of what I should do?
yes d idea of what to do is to engage an installer near you
Romance / Re: My Cousin Is The Most Prettiest Person On NL [pictured] by umbo: 4:45pm On Mar 14, 2023
"" most prettiest ""

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Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin Republic Any Moment From Now by umbo: 11:25am On Mar 05, 2023
following
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 11:15am On Mar 01, 2023
kluzi:
Greetings to all gurus in the house.
I am at decision point to get an FTA decoder to watch mostly Christian channels, Nigerian channels, kids channels, and football.
I already have dstv and consat dishes and decoders, also had startimes decoder with antenna. I like to do away (or modify, if possible) with all of them.
People, kindly spare some time to advise me on best & stable FTA decoder to acquire. I am aware of strong decoder only, but coming here I realised there are some more.
My preferences are recording, sharp pictures, and the likes. I live in Ado, Ekiti State.
Pls drop in your specific advice / recommendation. I appreciate in advance.

I know what u need
I have what you need
just a simple and humble decoder that does d magic
but we are far apart
thank youn
Politics / Re: There Is No God by umbo: 6:57am On Mar 01, 2023
Philgafauto:
Black man and fellow Nigerian, know this and know peace that there is no GOD.

Tinubu has proved himself to be more powerful than your so called God by gaming and cheating and all these prophecies that he won’t be President is a lie.

I supported Donald Trump and I was hurt when the democrats cheated him out and I was believing in prophecies that one God will stop the inauguration of the fool Joseph Biden. The so called God did not help Donald Trump’s supporters and no God will help Obidients. In this case, Tinubu is God because he has defeated the institutions in Nigeria.

I was born a Christian but I don’t go to church again because there is no God. Nigeria is now an Islamic country because Muslims are more serious than the so called Christians. All your GOs are criminals who have adopted mercantile Pentecostalism and have forgotten about the Christian values of the founding fathers of the United States which is primarily that a Christian family must depend or rely on a Bible, a gun, and strong national institutions—not a f*cling pastor, prophecies or a church.

All the men of God running churches in Nigeria are frauds who have fooled Nigerians for years and now we are about to be an Islamic state. Even though religion is an opium and there’s no God, I feel Muslims understand political control more than Christians. They don’t rely on just God. They also kill to advance their interest.

So called Christians need to reevaluate their values and stop depending on any sky daddy and take their own future in their hands. And always remember the American brand of Christianity: The Bible, Guns, education, and strong national institutions.

Bleep any sky daddy because it doesn’t exist!!!

idiot ,shallow minded .

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Nairaland / General / Re: Check Out This Black-Throated Monitor Lizard I Bought In Gombe (Pictures) by umbo: 8:54pm On Feb 20, 2023
"" black throated ""
Romance / Re: What Is The Meaning Of She Says This? by umbo: 2:24pm On Feb 03, 2023
EFULEFU1:
You are with a woman romancing and she tells you, "go and wash your hands and come."

What is she implying

Nairaland has lost its glamour ,,this post is a pointer
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Satellite TV Dealer/installer (dstv, Gotv, Startime, Free To Air Decoders, Etc) by umbo: 8:25am On Jan 27, 2023
SatelliteLad:
DStv/GOtv Installations
ur location pls
Romance / Re: Can A Man And His Wife Do This In The Forest? by umbo: 4:51pm On Jan 09, 2023
Nicenancy:
Culturally, Religiously and Legally can a man and his wife have sexx in the forest or in someone's farm?

I am asking for a friend

talk true ,na you
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by umbo: 4:48pm On Jan 09, 2023
Funmilehot:
please sir can I use dstv dish for my strong decoder? I already have two strong dish I use but I wish to discard them and buy dstv dish for it. Will that work sir?
yes

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 7:21pm On Jan 08, 2023
WarriAproko:
dekta warri. How much
too far I am in ibadan
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 7:21pm On Jan 08, 2023
WarriAproko:
dekta warri. How much
too far I am in ibadan
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 8:14am On Jan 08, 2023
Funmilehot:
Thank u sir. Like how many lnv do I need?
depends on your want and the satellites u wish to track for your viewing pleasure

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 7:25am On Jan 08, 2023
Funmilehot:
Hello sir. Please I use a multitv FTA decoder with two small white dishes. Please is it possible to buy dstv dish for my multitv FTA decoder and be getting more than a hundred chennels? I just want to change those dishes cos everyone in my compound is using dstv dish. Please.
yes you can .
also get more lnb for more channels
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by umbo: 5:33pm On Jan 07, 2023
WarriAproko:
Where can i get mediastar decoder

I sell
ur location
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Strong Decoder Installer Needed by umbo: 6:04am On Dec 16, 2022
drpialabi:
Please if you are an installer and you can help me out.
WhatsApp: 08060098789

Thanks

ibadan
08033079346
Properties / Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by umbo: 9:08pm On Dec 09, 2022
ibiba55:

Please enlightened me
modified ****
Properties / Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by umbo: 6:23am On Dec 09, 2022
observe d presence of spiders if many in population, they are not good

modified ****

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