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Health / Re: National Hugging Day: Five Health Benefits Of Hugging by ume1000: 11:01am On Jan 22 |
Racoon:the same person that sees nothing wrong with a woman that slept with two brothers? No go follow toto enter bush oh! |
Art, Graphics & Video / Graphite For Sale by ume1000: 9:11am On Jan 06 |
Pure graphite for sale
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Pets / Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by ume1000: 10:04pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
jmoore:hippos are herbivores |
Computers / Dell Inspiron 1525 For Sale In Ughelli Delta State by ume1000: 7:43am On Jul 03, 2023 |
Dell inspiron 1525 for sale Hdd -250gb Ram - 3gb Processor- dual core Intel pentinium Os- windows 7 Price is 34k Price is slightly negotiable
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Politics / What's The First Thing That Comes To Mind ,when You See A Nigerian Police Check by ume1000: 11:57am On Feb 19, 2023 |
Mine is : what are these criminals up to now. |
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Of 6-Year-Old Girl Arrested While Withdrawing Ransom Money in Ondo by ume1000: 8:03pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
omoredia:it all started with greedy people not the leaders,the leaders are products of the society they are from. |
Properties / Re: Japa: Canada Bans Foreigners Others From Buying Houses by ume1000: 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
Ilamina:you mean the third largest country in the world |
Crime / Re: Police Is A Noble Profession, Allow Your Wards – IGP Usman To Parents by ume1000: 12:32am On Jan 01, 2023 |
buygala:when police start law enforcement ,you sure say Na the same country we dey so ,Abi you miss spell extortion. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Supporters Are Punishing Themselves Over Sabinus – Fisayo Soyombo by ume1000: 9:35am On Dec 26, 2022 |
fuckJones:did he make his state a first world state ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Datti Ahmed Bows To Greet Tinubu At Abuja Central Mosque Today (Pictures) by ume1000: 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2022 |
lhordspy:that was how Lagos State ended up in Tinubu's pocket with undeserved respect. Only a thief respects a thief (sorry I kind of forgot the saying "no honour amongst thieves) only a fool respects a thief. 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:42am On Dec 23, 2022 |
Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo Appearances: 362 Goals: 132 Assists: 66 Minutes per goal: 199.9 Minutes per goal or assist: 133.3 Hat-tricks: 1 Penalties: 16/20 League Goals: 78 Champions League Goals: 11 International Goals: 21 Trophies Club: Portuguese Super Cup x 1, Premier League x 2, FA Cup x 1, League Cup x 1, Champions League x 1 Youth: Toulon Tournament x 1 International: None Individual: Ballon d’Or x 1, European Golden Shoe x 1, Premier League Player of the Season x 2, PFA Players Player of the Year x 2, Premier League Golden Boot x 1
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Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:40am On Dec 23, 2022 |
ume1000:Messi Appearances: 326 Goals: 197 Assists: 84 Minutes per goal: 125.4 Minutes per goal or assist: 87.9 Hat-tricks: 10 Penalties: 19/24 League Goals: 119 Champions League Goals: 37 International Goals: 17 Trophies Club: La Liga x 5, Champions League x 3, Copa del Rey x 1, Supercopa de Espana x 3, UEFA Super Cup x 1 Youth: FIFA Under-20 World Champions x 1, Summer Olympics x 1 International: None Individual: Ballon d’Or x 2, European Golden Shoe x 1, La Liga Best Player x 3, Pichichi (La Liga top scorer) x 1
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Sports / Re: Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:36am On Dec 23, 2022 |
ume1000:mbappe Appearances: 363 Goals: 253 Assists: 132 Hat-tricks: 14 Penalties: 24/29 League Goals: 147 Champions League Goals: 40 International Goals: 36 Trophies Club: Ligue 1 x 5, Coupe de France x 3, Coupe de la Ligue x 2, Trophee des Champions Youth: UEFA Euro Under-19 x 1 International: World Cup x 1, UEFA Nations League x 1 Individual: Ligue 1 Player of the Year x 3, World Cup Golden Boot x 1, Ligue 1 Top Goalscorer x 4
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Sports / Would Kylian Mbappe Surpass Ronaldo And Messi Records, Would He Become The Bett by ume1000: 5:30am On Dec 23, 2022 |
Stats don't lie ,to know a man's future we must understand his past and present, mbappe record at 24 is better than both Messi's and Ronaldo's (excluding individual Honor's, which in my in opinion is nothing but politics) Here are the stats of mbappe at 24 ,compare to Messi at 24 and Ronaldo at 24 |
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe's Father Speaks About Corruption In Africa. by ume1000: 8:17pm On Dec 22, 2022 |
McBishop2020:after calling him out ,what's next |
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe's Father Speaks About Corruption In Africa. by ume1000: 8:13pm On Dec 22, 2022 |
Eriggs:he is calling the incompetent one what he is 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Sammie Okposo's Wife Ozioma Tearfully Pour Sand Into His Grave (video) by ume1000: 10:06am On Dec 16, 2022 |
A man dies one year after he stepped outside,is it just me or this be the aftermath of emotional and psychological abuse? |
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
RestructureNig3:wisdom is subjective and relative .kinda reminds me of a certain group of black people suffering from delusion of grandeur,they often call anything outside their line of thinking stupid , how do theoritical physicist create formulas that enable engineers build the wonders of the world .most Nigerians always act enlightened when in truth they know nothing. |
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
RestructureNig3:the fool thinketh he is wise. |
Religion / Re: What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:28pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Shezkid01:how then would you appreciate life if you don't age |
Religion / What Would You Do Differently If You Had The Power Of God by ume1000: 4:01pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Me:I think the world is balance the way it is,I may be wrong though. |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 3:11pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:using the United Nations analysis of -1.150 % growth in birth rate and the 7. 678 death rate , the maths says birth rate would be 17.667 in 2022 15.738 in 2032, 14.017 in 2042,12.482 in 2052,11.113 in 2062,9.895 in 2072,8.807 in 2082,7.829 in 2092,6.948 in 2102,6.156 in 2112 ,so humans would reach its optimum population in 2092 at most 12 .2 billion (note I used the difference between 2022 and 2021 to calculate this but the maths say birth rate would drop so give or take 11 billion people ) after which the population would start decreasing due to a birth rate that is lower than the death rate . |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 2:13pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:from Quora ,if every human laid down head to toe it would take 153.1 trillion people to fill the earth . |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 2:04pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:you assumption is wrong in that you placed two items abeit related but complete opposite in the same set ,a geometric progression of the ratio would imply that the birth to death ratio would be 5.0 in 2023 and 10.0 in 2024. |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:death rate from UNITED NATIONS
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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 1:49pm On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:birth rate from United Nations . Starting from 2000, a geometric progression would suggest a growth rate of 200% in 2001 follow by a 400% increase in 2002 ,800% in 2003 etc ,rather what we have is a negative birth rate growth
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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Issues Dire Warning To Humanity ( Pics) by ume1000: 9:14am On Dec 14, 2022 |
Thinkfree:do you even no the meaning of geometric progression |
Education / Re: Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:26am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Buhari4sale:who said I took my question too serious,just asking about a quote from one of the greatest minds to ever live |
Education / Re: Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:20am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Buhari4sale:just asking about a quote from Milton's "paradise lost" and quit been too serious life too short for that |
Education / Is It Truly Better To Rule In Hell Than Serve In Heaven. by ume1000: 9:04am On Dec 13, 2022 |
What could have inspired Milton to such a quote in paradise lost. |
Politics / Re: Atiku Has No Moral Basis To Criticise Buhari — Lai Mohammed by ume1000: 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
GeneralPula:like agbero competence Abi which one |
Romance / Re: As A Guy ,would U Have A Vescetomy As A Means Of Birth Control? by ume1000: 1:24pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Owutuotuo:the chance of reversing it is slim. 1 Like |
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