lestat:

Hahaha...You must have had a troubled childhood?

lol

School Group Photo...........
Headmaster to Photographer: N20 is too much.
There are 2000 students, Charge Only N10 its sufficient!!
Headmaster To Teachers "Please tell all the Kids to Bring N30 each - for their Group Photo tomorrow.
Teacher In Class to Kids: "Listen, all of you must Get N50 from home tomorrow for the photoshoot!!
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Kids Discuss : These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only N20. With the balance, they will order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get nothing!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!
At home-
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The Naughty Kid : Mom, The Teachers have asked Us to Get N100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .
Mom : N100??!!
This is Robbery !! Haba! Just Wait, I'll have To get . from Dad
Mom To Dad : Are You Listening? These school People have Gone Mad. They want N200 from each kid for the Group Photo! Ridicoulous!!
NOW where Will this Corruption End??
*And What Can Poor Buhari do?

gbenga4sure:
hes making ally with the north. Well todays my birthday pls show ur boy some love. #LegendsAreBornInNovember

go read your book.

desire222:
I hope that it is only for commercial vehicles. Let nobody disturb me ooo

you wan use style tell us say u get. car?

mhiztaNexy:
na girl?

no na man

Jigawa state upon all the mosque they have? Idid my national youth service there 95 percent are Muslims though they are good people. sha missed HADEJIA. but there fanatism is too much

too much of sugar is bad its killed my late mum

ahahnow:

enemy of progress

hmmmm for this recession so
suspect 2 people your friends
or your village people

rip to. him.chai this country. ehe Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide
should be saved and kept under close
surveillance. We are in this economic crisis
together, so don't ever think you are going any
where.
You can't just leave us and go like that. You
lie !!!

I wish we have like 5 of fayose in this government buhari for Don resign

Lol

so ?

anchester United announced a revenue of £515million for the 2015/16 season. Imagine what will happen if clubs in the Nigeria Professional Football League. NPFL can be proactive in initiating sales and marketing strategies that will yield increase in revenue, then they will no longer struggle to pay salaries of their players, officials of the clubs and other engagements of the clubs.
Here is a simple sales strategy for clubs in the NPFL. In Wikki Tourists of Bauchi, Godwin Obaje is very popular among the fans of the club . He is the leading goal scorer in the league this season with 18 goals. What stops the management of Wikki Tourists to mass produce special Godwin Obaje jersies to be sold at a token of N2,000.00 to the fans of the club. If the club is able to reach 50,000 fans and it sells Obaje’s jersies to them, the club will rake in N100m now that he is very hot before he jets out to foreign club.
Imagine Enugu Rangers mass produced the jersey of Obinna Nwobodo or any of their star players at the same amount and sells to their fans all over Nigeria. The club would definitely make more money. What about Rivers United doing the same with their star player Bernand Ovioke . Shooting Stars releases Sunday Adetunji’s jersey for sale to their fans . Adetunji has been in fine form this season with double digit goals to his credit. The Peoples Enyimba of Aba have millions of followers all over Nigeria. On their payroll is Mfon Udoh , the striker that scored 23 goals two seasons ago, yet Udoh’s customized jersies were not mass produced to be sold at the time where he was toast of Nigerian football . Let me enter the camp of Kano Pillars where they have Gambo Mohammed as one of their star players and if the management of Pillars mass produced Gambo’s jersey to be sold to Kano fans, that is more money for the club. Anthony Okpotu is the number one player on the lips of the fans of Lobi Star of Makurdi, but you cannot find his special jersies on sale in Makurdi courtsey of the management of Lobi Star . Neighbouring Jos is the home of Plateau United . The team can boast of three star players – Bright Silas, a dynamic playmaker, Joshua Obaje, a prolific goalscorer and Danladi Isah, their safe hands in goal , but nothing to show in the merchandise of their jersies. Who is a die hard fan of Plateau United that will not want to buy and wear the club jersey of Silas or either of Isah and Obaje, but the management is sleeping at the football market. Imagine if the remaining clubs in NPFL follows the same track of Sales and Marketing strategies, nothing will stop these clubs from increasing their revenue . Sadly, most of the fans of clubs in NPFL finds it difficult to buy the club jersey of their choice due to the fact that the jersies are no where to be found, how much more the stars players in their clubs. Nigerian clubs can break free from poverty if only they can wake up from their slumber in the multi billion dollars football market . Selling players to foreign clubs is not the only avenue clubs can make more money in Nigeria outside government funding. Some a cross of fans disclosed that they are desperately in need of these replicas, because they will be proud to wear them

victorazy:
What use is our nothern ppl for this country sef?

. to throw bomb

make I just comment with NY. techno

missed everybody here like craze
from starlight 101 2el begin the countdown naaa

Gazaliah:


Baba ooooo...My potential Rival..How u dey.....Its almost over bro..Miss u too but I miss my boo( Beamborla) more than you

lol my guy it almost over ooo alawee go soon stop dey enter

Mountain of fire have dere Wikki tourist fc have a so do more reseach before u talk

Mountain of fire have dere Wikki tourist fc have a so do more reseach before u talk

Edriss abdulkareem should just remix Nigeria jagajaga because this is the best time to sing it

MeanChris:
Hmmm... They should make sure she's not wearing a vest oo.. before them act RIO HAS FALLEN 2016

I know you understand what I mean

lwkmd

tempem:
Watch your back.. I guess you've reinforced your self. Some e-diot will come after you..

lol am ready for dem

ADVICE TO YOUNG GIRLS
The moment you agree to date a married man,
you agree to be a second class woman and
every second class person is classified as a
person of lower values.
Now look at it this way.
If he is with you and his wife calls, he lies that
he is still in the office or on an official
assignment. u dare not interrupt his
conversation or quarry him but you can't call
him when he is at home.
...... My sister you be toy?
He sneaks you from his car into his hotel
room but gives his wife his entire home.
...... My sister grow up please
He visits you at home and you introduce him
to friends and neighbors as your boyfriend
thereby blocking your chances of getting a
genuine suitor yet you don't even know the
name of the street
where he lives.
..... My sister how long will you continue to
sacrifice your future?
He takes you out and buys you assorted types
of alcoholic drinks yet he will never allow his
wife taste even a bottle of alcoholic drink,
common sense should tell you he is only
doing that to get
you drunk so he can truly destroy you in bed.
.... My sister Na your body good pass for
experiment?
He gets you pregnant and gives you money for
abortion but when his wife gets pregnant he
celebrates and gives her money for antenatal
and baby things.
....... My sister remember he is already raising
his family oh
Just in case you don't know, he describes your
reactions during sex when he is with his
friends but will never mention whatever
happens between him and his wife.
..... My sister na your matter dem take dey
drink beer
He gives you a few cash and you're happy not
knowing that whatever money he gives you is
what he calls "Body no be firewood
allowance" (Crumbs from the wife's table)
You have his picture on you phone and saved
his number as "My Sweetheart" yet your
picture can not be found on his phone and
your number is saved on his phone as
generator mechanic or
refuse disposer.
....... My sister you be learner?
PLEASE give yourself a proper reevaluation
Today..Few words from me to my fellow
sisters ..

Beamborla:
Wow! Happy New Year, darling
How's your PPA treating you?
I hail everybody

fyn dear and urs? It been really long,,!!

elmisti:
Boss man. I hail ooo

i dey my nigga

Gazaliah:


Bro,Uyo dey treat me wella oooo....I been dey reason make I get job for here sef....Honestly

my man Gazaliah i don miss una wat of 2el truckphusher, physika , elmisti, stancity, Ayima beamborla, chikaodili345, xcozee, dossylvanus, ETC lost my oda account this is from starlight101,)

Jizman:
She's damn beautiful.... Kanu is a lucky dude

she is lucky to find someone like kanu not the other way round

Who obaseki epp today na my birthday show some love o

chubbyG:
ikorodu to Makurdi is atleast 10 hours.
just imagine the stress.....
why can't they travel via Plane.., lack of funds..??
it's really stress...

Hey for ur information ikorodu have been traveling by air for dere away matches

modelmike7:
.... I can see how u and una papa Oga Jona were a solution to Nigeria problems.

Eventhough there was corruption during gej tenure Nigerian didnt suffer this much i still repeat again u and buhari una papa

modelmike7:
You are here with your propaganda once more? PMB hired 15 SANS? Can you even think of that in your dream? Rubbish news, rubbish Op, rubbish comments from the children of hate. You all better go find something doing instead of wasting your lives away online wailing!! ..... Now, Oya wail!

u are part of Nigeria problem today!! U and buhari una papa