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Politics / Re: Communique Of The Meeting Of Southern Governors Forum Held On 5/7/2021 by UndespicableMe(m): 8:15pm On Jul 05, 2021 |
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Events / Re: How Much Do I Need To Have A Modest, Cost Effective Wedding? by UndespicableMe(m): 12:48pm On Mar 11, 2021 |
Find a project manager, tell them your budget and they will figure out how to get you your dream wedding. |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi’s Speech Sparks Social Media Debate - Vanguard by UndespicableMe(m): 6:40pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
This is the only Igbo Presidency I will vote for twice. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 5 Reactions You Get When You Toast A Nigerian Guy by UndespicableMe(m): 7:06pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
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Politics / NGO/CSO Non-governmental Organization Regulatory Commission Of Nigeria Bill by UndespicableMe(m): 2:01pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
IMPLICATIONS OF THE BILL 1. Definition of CSOs The Bill defined CSOs as ‘an independent, non-profit making, non-political and charitable organization, with the primary objective of enhancing the social, cultural and economic well being of communities (and the operation of that organization does not have a religious, political or ethnic bias)’. An NGO under the Bill is defined as a private voluntary grouping of individuals or associations, not operated for profit or for other commercial purposes but which have organized themselves nationally or internationally for the promotion of social welfare, development, charity or research through mobilization of resources. The Bill however fails to recognize that CSOs/NGOs could also earn income that they feed back into their funding purse for self-sustenance. Also the definition falls short of other groups that make up NGO/CSO like faith-based, philanthropists, labour union, traders’ union, pressure groups, etc. Without a comprehensive definition, it is unclear which exact groups that the Commission would regulate. 2. NGO/CSO Renewable Registration: - The Bill provides in Clause 11(1) that every NGO shall be registered with the Commission in the manner specified under the Clause. It further requires that this registration shall be renewable every 24 months (2 years); with powers provided to refuse registration where the Commission in its wisdom “is satisfied that the NGO’s proposed activities are not in the national interest”. NGOs/CSOs are registered under Part C of the Companies and Allied Matters Act (CAMA) so would be required to pass through another registration process to be able to operate. This provokes thoughts on whether the NGOs/CSOs would be required to pay to the Commission a registration fee and what would be the fate of NGOs if after registration with the CAC, the Commission disapproves their registration. Where a project is a multi-year project and after 24 months, the CSO/NGO is denied renewal, what happens to the life of the project is the question to ask. The NGOs would have already fulfilled the registration requirements under the law and registering with the Commission would be double registration as they are properly registered under the law after fulfilling the relevant conditions for registration. 3. Cancellation of NGO Operations: - The Bill provides under Clause 18 that the Board can automatically terminate or suspend a certificate of registration of an NGO where renewal is not granted. The renewal terms may be varied at the discretion of the Commission. NGOs are registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) and are required by the Bill to register the second time with the Commission; but where the Commission cancels the registration, does it negate the registration with the CAC? There is no provision for a refusal of registration to be questioned by an NGO/CSO except by an appeal made to the Minister (Minister of Interior) responsible for supervising the Board. The Bill makes it an offense for anyone to operate an NGO in Nigeria without registration with the Commission, with a penalty upon conviction, of 18 months imprisonment or N500,000 or both. Is the fine going to be paid with donor funds (since funds granted to NGOs are pre-approved) since the NGO was not registered with the Commission? Where a fine is imposed, the Commission could be entitled to a portion of that fine being paid to cover its operations. Any person convicted of this offence, will in addition to the fine and prison term be disqualified from holding office in any NGO for a period of 10 years. Will the NGO automatically stop operations pending the end of the 10-year ban on the head of the organization? What happens to donor funds committed prior to the 10-year suspension? 4. Approval of NGO projects: - Projects and activities of NGOs are subject to the approval of the relevant Ministry and registered with the Commission (Clause 26(1)). Variations to the project activities must be communicated to the Minister for approval. Donors approve projects because they fall within their focal or thematic areas for funding. Therefore the projects do not need further approval by the Commission. Donors also register with the National Planning Commission, which already has documentations of the donor activities in the country. Furthermore, donor organisations approve projects according to their own objectives for intervention, to which CSOs/NGOs that bid for grants adhere. The Commission is empowered under Clause 26(2) to monitor the activities of an NGO and also bunch NGOs into sectors with standing committees reviewing their activities; with NGOs required to meet at least quarterly to discuss “pertinent issues”. CSOs can independently convene meetings to discuss their activities and mode of operation on their own. They do not require specially created standing committees to convene periodically. In addition, Donors also coordinate the activities that they fund and have mechanisms built into every project on variations to project activities and reporting. 5. Funds Disclosure: Clauses 25(c) and 29(1) require that funds pledged by donors must be disclosed before the commencement of the project implementation, along with the mode of disbursement and transfers from overseas donors must be channeled through the “normal banking system”. The International Cooperation department of the National Planning Commission (NPC) is charged with managing bilateral cooperation and assistance programmes from which some donor-funded NGOs receive funds and receives audited annual financial reports of NGOs as part of its functions. Sharing financial reports with the Commission will constitute duplication in functions of two government bodies. 6. Unscheduled Visits (Monitoring): - The Commission is also empowered under the Bill to pay unscheduled visits to the NGOs and witness ‘randomly selected activities of field operation without notice to the organization.’ The aim of the monitoring is to ascertain that the implementation is in accordance to project/work plan. Donors that fund NGOs in tranches already track the projects to ensure that they are in line with the work plan intermittently before releasing funds. When a line item is not met, the next tranche will not be released. There is therefore no reason for additional monitoring by the Commission. 7. Reporting: - The valuation report and program reports of NGOs are required to be supervised by the relevant ministry with a completion report approved by the Commission “after seeking views of the beneficiaries”. The project reports of NGOs are submitted to the donors according to the project agreements. The Commission does not fund NGOs, therefore should not request for project reports of NGOs. 8. Transfer of Assets Through the Commission: - Clause 29 (3) requires the assets transferred to build the capacity of the NGO should be done through the Commission, which will identify the operation criteria. NGO activities are approved by the donor organization, which provides funding and approve the assets that the organization needs to acquire. Assets purchased by donor funds are constantly updated in a register that is checked constantly by the donors who provide the funds. Furthermore NGO project contracts have inbuilt in them means of return of assets to donors at the end of every project. Non – for profit organisations return their assets to donors who provided the funds for the procurement of such assets and who retains the ownership of the asset, but only transfer possession in the Non- profit organization for the duration of the project. The Donor organisations have the prerogative of disposal at the end of every project. Further scrutiny of the assets by the Commission is unwarranted. 9. Assets Disposal: - The Bill under Clause 29(6)(b) requires the assets of the NGO or CSO to be ‘surrendered to the government as trustee for the people of Nigeria’, without specifically mentioning the Commission as the government agency. This Clause leaves it open for any interpretation of the term “government agency” that will take custody of the assets. The Bill is also silent on what the fate of the assets would be; whether the government agency will start using the assets or auction them off to the public or distribute to institutions. Disposal of assets of a project is the prerogative of the donor organisations that retain ownership of the assets but only transfer possession for the period of the project implementation to the NGOs. As NGOs are non - profit organisations free of government interference but subject to comply with the rules of registration with the Companies and Allied Matters Act, as it is the case in Nigeria, they require no further government intrusion. 10. Government Support: - The Bill states in Clause 30(2) that the government may provide relevant financial and institutional support to organizations in the form of duty waivers, tax allowances and any other facilities, to enable them develop, reinforce and sustain their organizational capacity for more effective delivery service. This is already in existence; certain international organizations that have memorandum of understanding (MoU) with the government of Nigeria already have waivers. The Bill providing that the Commission can grant waivers will constitute a duplication of roles. 11. Nigerian National Council of Voluntary Agencies: - The Bill creates Nigerian National Council of Voluntary Agencies made up of the first 100 NGOs to register with the Commission to develop a Code of Conduct to facilitate self-regulation of NGOs. Irrespective of how new an organization is, if they register as part of the first 100 before more experienced NGOs, they can constitute a code of conduct for NGOs in Nigeria. If the proposed Commission proposes to regulate the activities of CSOs/NGOs there is really no need for additional self – regulation. ANY SIMILAR EXISTING BILL A similar Bill is currently before the House of Representatives titled “ Civil Societies Regulatory Commission (Establishment) Bill 2016” (HB 579) sponsored by Hon. Agbedi Frederick Y. Another Bill is the Civil Society Regulatory Commission of Nigerian (HB 705) sponsored by Hon. Diri Douye. CONCLUDING ISSUES The Bill has several worrying aspects. It fails to acknowledge the existing legal regime under which NGOs operate including Constitutional provisions under Chapter IV of the 1999 Constitution (as amended) as well as Part C (Incorporated Trustees) of the Companies and Allied Matters Act (CAMA) The Bill grants unquestionable powers to the Executive arm of government to restrain, constrain and limit non-governmental initiative and charitable efforts in Nigeria. There is no doubt that the first victims of the Bill would be NGOs that are traditionally active in the area of ensuring accountability and transparency of government to its citizens, particularly in the area of Human Rights, Rule of Law and management of State resources. Also, the provisions of the bill deviate from any known requirements of running a non- profit, non – governmental entity, that is free from government control. Likewise, all the problems and challenges that the Bill seeks to curb as well as check and balances it seeks to provide are currently available in different dimensions by the government and funding partners. Finally, since the government is trying to cut down on cost of governance, another agency that would duplicate the work of existing agencies of government will only increase the cost of governance. - See more at: http://placbillstrack.org/view.php?getid=1982
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Science/Technology / Re: Wireless Charger Suspends Your Phone In The Air While It Charges by UndespicableMe(m): 10:56pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/261307172/ovrcharge-levitating-wireless-charger <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7KQJJGkX32M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
Science/Technology / Wireless Charger Suspends Your Phone In The Air While It Charges by UndespicableMe(m): 5:10pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Wireless power transfer is around for years, wireless energy transmitted to electrical load from a base or transmitter. Energy is sent through waves and on other end an inductive coupling to electrical device, which can then use that energy to charge batteries or run the device. There are some drawbacks are in this technology like power loss and distance limitations but still that's enough for the magic. Place your phone on the charging station, and it just hovers there, slowly rotating. The trick, as you may have intuited, is a set of paired magnets: one in the charging base and one in the phone case you slip around your smartphone. The makers of the OvRcharge device say that it will work with "most" phones -- popular models will get their own custom-fit case, older models can be wedged in with an attachment. The case itself contains the induction receiver that collects power being wirelessly beamed up from the base, which you plug into the wall as usual. The case also has a carefully configured downward-facing magnet that keeps the phone aloft and spinning about an inch above the surface of the charger. The two processes -- induction charging and magnetic levitation -- work in parallel and do not interfere with one another, according to the design team. It is so Cool! @mkmyers45, UjSizzle Front page please
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Romance / Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by UndespicableMe(m): 11:31pm On May 20, 2016 |
joseph1832: I am going to explain the dots, which I think its a secret @Mimzy refused to let outta the bag. 1. first dot: when a girl likes you she says nothing period. 2:second dot: When she likes you she will always give you complete sentences, in her mind she's making sense, but guys these days are to lazy to pick the signs. 3. Last dot:... You should get that one on your own... |
Jokes Etc / Petrol Hike Was An Error... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:25pm On May 12, 2016 |
It was lucid, I thought I had everything correctly. As I stood in front of my tv listening to channels tv where the minister for state for petroleum apologies on a national broadcast for the sudden surge in prices... I grinned with so much pleasure and sigh for relief with my inner conviction doubting the Nigeria state. it was a mistake on,one of our memos he said, we intended 45, but it was a typo that made it 145. Nothing ever goes down in this country I said to myself but thank God for change. I sunk into my leather sofa seeking the armrest. Suddenly the sharp female voice thundered, "oga abeg remove your hand For my lap" accompanied by a loud mtchewww. It was the conductor that echoed just around the corner yaba yaba... As if he was trying to save a young man from drowning in an ocean of stupid thoughts. I highlighted from the bus and extended the hiss mtchheewww "so na dream I dey". -undespicablemme |
Music/Radio / Download New Song By DICE5&6 by UndespicableMe(m): 4:14pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Abuja based new group Dice5&6 releases new song; Click here https://soundcloud.com/ears-record/you-i to listen. Tell us what you think. Thanks. |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by UndespicableMe(m): 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by UndespicableMe(m): 9:28am On Apr 18, 2016 |
And to Wizkid fans, please be rest assured that I wish him all the best in life. He will continue to grow from strength to strength (as long as he doesn't endorse violence against women) and his light will never diminish. God brought him to this level and will continue to keep him. I have nothing but love for his craft and hope that one day, we will put this behind us. If you had prayed this instead of tongue lashing we wouldn't be on this issue. This is an apology, wizkid accept and move on. |
Politics / Re: Currency Deal With China: Things To Know by UndespicableMe(m): 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
I don't see sense in this, while not devalue the Naira against the dollar, instead of borrowing from a country that devalues their currency against the dollar. We are excited about the currency swap, it won't solve our problems. |
Politics / Re: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by UndespicableMe(m): 9:39am On Apr 15, 2016 |
Ibime: |
Politics / How Dino Melaye Acquired Multiple Plots Of Land Under Former President Jonathan by UndespicableMe(m): 4:49pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
How Dino Melaye Acquired Multiple Plots Of Land Under Former President Jonathan -http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/13/how-dino-melaye-acquired-multiple-plots-land-under-former-president-jonathanSahara Reporters. |
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today (Photo) by UndespicableMe(m): 9:00am On Apr 13, 2016 |
Happy Birthday Queen Omawumi Age is just a numeral |
Jokes Etc / A Little Girl Asks... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:35pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
A little girl asked her father, 'Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?' And he replied, 'No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'' |
Business / Re: CBN To Publish Names Of Bank Debtors by UndespicableMe(m): 8:57am On Apr 11, 2016 |
How can I borrow from CBN. I will pay back i swear |
Politics / Re: ‘my Husband Is Gay, He Masturbates In My Presence’ – Former Minister’s Daughter by UndespicableMe(m): 8:12pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
We keep advising you, don't marry for Cheeda you won't agree... I hope you get your life back. |
Politics / Re: APC Buried In Akwa Ibom After The Supreme Court Verdict (Photos) by UndespicableMe(m): 5:18pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Endtime youth! |
Music/Radio / Dice (5&6) - Are You For Real.mp3 by UndespicableMe(m): 10:46am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Kindly Download this Nice piece from DICE a group based in Abuja. https:///ZJzJnM Give us feedback. Thanks.
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Jokes Etc / Clint Da Drunk Wine Interview... Na Joke Oo by UndespicableMe(m): 10:37pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. Clint Da Drunk with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.” "Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a dark fat lady, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father." |
Politics / Re: Malpractices In Kogi, Bayelsa Elections Unfortunate, Says Buhari by UndespicableMe(m): 8:15am On Dec 09, 2015 |
nnachukz: The PA released a statement saying NO. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Does One Politely Turn Down A Crush From A Female ? by UndespicableMe(m): 12:31pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Very simple.... 1. Friendzone her. 2. Tell her you are searching for a husband for her. 3. Don't ever call or sms her. 4. Take her to church every now and then. If you do all these and she is still crushing you, baba just date the bae. -Your NairalandLove Dr |
Business / World's First In-office Paper Recycler by UndespicableMe(m): 9:32am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Seiko Epson Corp. said on Tuesday that it is preparing to start selling what will be the world’s first machines for office use that can recycle used paper into new white sheets without use of water. The PaperLab, scheduled to go on sale next year, uses a technology that first strips the papers into fibers. The machine doesn’t use any water, relying on special adhesives that bind the fibers and calibrate the new sheets’ whiteness, according to the company. The process is different from regular shredding and can remove colors from the fibers to create a clean sheet, a spokeswoman at Seiko Epson said. The PaperLab can create 14 recycled papers per minute, the company said. It can also help reduce greenhouse gas emissions since it won’t be necessary to transport the used paper to recycling facilities. Seiko Epson hasn’t set a price for the PaperLab. The machine is designed for office use, and is 2.6 meters (8.5 ft) in width, 1.8 meters in height and 1.2 meters in depth. http://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/2015/12/02/seiko-epson-says-it-will-sell-worlds-first-in-office-paper-recycler/ |
Jokes Etc / Wife Sends Sms To Husband On A Cold Harmattan Morning:"windows Frozen... by UndespicableMe(m): 10:57pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
Wife sends sms to husband on a cold harmattan morning:"Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now." |
Crime / Re: How Petro Station Attendants Cheat People... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:48pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
orobs93: Hehehehe, it doesn't take a detective to know how bad things are done in 9Jia... It is an opensecret. |
Politics / Re: Please Under How Many Months Did Buhari Promise To Bring Back Abducted Girls by UndespicableMe(m): 4:46pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
londongal03: Endtime kwesion |
Crime / Re: How Petro Station Attendants Cheat People... by UndespicableMe(m): 4:45pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
ruffcoin99: Well I dont think Nigeria is the only place on earth with corrupt individuals, think big |
Romance / Re: What A Person Must Have To Date You? by UndespicableMe(m): 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
I can imagine married men on this thread |
Politics / Re: New Peak Power Generation Record Of 4883.9MW - TCN by UndespicableMe(m): 11:01pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Endtime Power! After power to the people failed us. |
Crime / How Petro Station Attendants Cheat People... by UndespicableMe(m): 11:43pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
When you ask them to fill petrol for N1,000, the attendant fills up the oil only for N200. When you ask him why he didn't fill up for N1,000. He will give a innocent smile and say that he heard N200 and he will fill remaining N800, he resets the meter and fills up another N800 petrol and you pay N1,000 (200+800). Whats the scam here ? The problem is that he never resets the meter to 0 , he continues from the N200 point itself and go till N800 , so in reality you only get the petrol worth N 800, but pay N1,000 . The trick here is that when he says that he is resetting the meter to 0 and moves towards it, at that some moment, another team mate of attendant will disturb you with some question like – “Sir, Cash or Card?” , or “Sir don't you need oil? Or “Sir do you need this or that?”. As a human tendency – you will have to look at him or hear him and in those 3-4 seconds, the main attendant will start the meter again and by the time you look at the meter, its somewhere near 300-400, and you feel that the meter has restarted starting from 0, but actually it was just continued from 200 point only. So you lose N200 here. Kindly add more... this is fuel scarcity period, a time to learn something in the petroleum sector. cc: Lalasticlala 1 Like |
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