dr dams: When am tensed, unhappy or thinking abt smtin.. an oppurtunity to LMFAO always abound on Nairaland...
@ d end, we go give d ffg award..
*most insultive
*most social
*most garrulous
*most controversial
*most lively... Bla bla

abi o..dem need am!!!

CuteNCuddly:

Lol! Macayo, until third week has come and gone, then you can categorically say someone does not know his onions. Until then just be calm and get all the rest you can. For all you know, TS has started. First Course is Discipline and Patience: How to be Patient and Remain Calm under Pressure.

Lol!

#gbam..TS 101

chrisI: bros hw far na?

i dey broda..how service 2day o jareh!!

chrisI: wat did u dream about this tym! Dat we were being paid our first salary? Lol

hahahah naw that's wat am talking about!!!..its well oo

Kamnelly: Oohh God of mercy, i pray dat by tomorrow evening our messages would start strolling in for medicals

amen!!!

dr dams: Hahha.. Plz forgive her, shes a novice on nairaland, she jst av too comment too..

haaa Dr Adamu..sowi dams..lolz..how you take know say the person na 'she' abi una dey run package..?*winks*

CuteNCuddly: Hi guys, I've been a silent reader for a while. Pls can't someone call HB to find out what is up? Atleast they gave us a number... Dnt ask me to do so o...

hmmm easier said than done..eemm pls just place the call on our behalf since you said they gave 'us' the no o..abeg ooo..sharply we dey wait you!!

Macayo: ChrisI I am an iron Man and i could be worse dan dos HR guys way interview us so don't let me assume that post cause i go show una the real definition of PEPPER in the EYEs. lol

nobi only Iron Man..na Man of Steel...mtheeeeeew..lols..Pepper in the Eyes ni..no its Tomatoes in the Anus..lols..who even dash you class rep sef!!!

phantasm: Heritage still never invite me for essay and oral interview talkless of ED. Maybe not yet.
But all the same, I wish those who've been called and met with ED luck and hope you all are invited for medicals and eventually admitted into TS.
As much as I'll really like to work with this bank, I have to be realistic and try and look ahead. Still hopeful though...
And those of us not yet called, as we are hoping for a surprise message from HB, let's also try and keep focus, looking ahead to a happy ending. In the end, we shall all smile.
That we've come thisfar is a signal that we also have what it takes. Wish us all luck...

And one more thing- either we are called or not, eventually we'll all be gainfully employed someday, somewhere, somehow- don't eat with your ten fingers... Always have a meaningful "something" in your savings... These days, nothing is predictable...

Gracias...

well said bro..God will suprise you with even somtin beta than dis...cheers!!!

dr dams: Abt two mnths back , dey propose to have 16 more branches (within their coverage) by d end of June to add up to 3 previous 1 (dats 19).. Aw big r d buildings?

well dont know about all this..buh they proposed bringing new branches to Abuja as time goes on buh the present structure on ground @ Abuja is very big and beautiful..a 2 or 3 storey building.

deturla: Hahahahahahahahaha.......LoL.....just wanted to ease d tension...cos its ge'iin to me here......Honestli....BEAM...I Op to meet yu dre....

your doing gr8 jo ojareh!!!

Macayo: Bia! I really love the funny comments. Uneks1 abi wetin u call ur sef keep it up!

yes boss..na your footsteps me dey follow sha..Macayo abi watin you call yourself?

The Beam:

Oga!!! I bind u! So na u be dat guy wey try take my lunch cos I forgot my manual in the dream I had? So na ur face be dat!! No be small tin! Una don dey pursue person reach inside dream from web now eh? You know say new fasting and prayer dey start for Prayer Mountain this month bah? BEWARE!!

#gbam..hahahaahah i cannot fit laugh oh...boil do me for teeth..dis children eh!

deturla: I dreamt I ws at TS and Mrs Mary Akpobome and Niyi Adeseun was talking to us.......I saw The Beam by my right hand side and Uneksi by my left Hand Side.....The Beam forgot his manual in the hostel so he had to beg me to share mine wiff him in lieu of His Lunch,sharpali I aceeded to dah request,the Image of d chicken laps on his food on mi pweeti mind........I felt like peeing and immiediatli rushed to d restroom to pee....Unzipping my trousers to release D Hot Urine.......
I woke up on my Bed......Sweating and realisin dah I almost weewee'd on d Bed!!!***Shocked**

HB TRAINING SCHOOL ON MY MIND**1lov guys.....I op av helped reliev d suspense and tension

OMG deturla you are blessed..wah a relieve..no worry iT wuld come to pass..eehhh my ish is that why me go dey left hand side instead of right?..wen Jesu Kristi died with the two thieves nobi the one we're dey right hand go heaven?lol

Kamnelly: Hahhhhahahahahhahhahahahahahahah yea maybe am good at being a spectator

ha awul lock you outside dis house Kamnelly..oya go and do your findings and update us on HB's next line of action..oya go!!

Kamnelly: @Mr Grab its been a while ooohhh. Need those inspiring words from u once more,,,,, we need to ease our tension

pardon my broda Mr Grab..news just reaching the house says His 4th wife just put to bed so He is on paternal leave ko...lols..Mr Grab make sure you bring your Pikin come TS o..lols..just kidding pls!!

Kamnelly: Enjoying this!! Room is Lively Again. ;DEnjoying this!! Room is Lively Again.

ha who are thou Oga spectator..we look like actors to you..my friend jump on stage and contribute your own quota..lols.

chrisI: Uneks bro...no worry God dey

you we're Know..all this talks would be History soonest..God willing..let's just Kip Hope Alive nd encourage 1 anoda in LOVE!!!

chrisI: una dey drink panadol for anoda man headache! what we should be doing is prayin and expectin to be sent to TS...HB will take care of the rest..so stop worryin about whether they can handle the number of people..

owk sir..NOTED

obassey: Uneks, na wa for u o.hw can HB not b capable of running their own TS. Why wud they need the services of other banks? Did they require the aid of of ada banks to start?chai!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha..just asking sha..no vex sir!

Donnal:

I believe it shld take all of us that have done d final interview, I know of some bank's that accommodate as much as 180 people at once in their TS. I believe HB is up to the task.

hmmm that's a positive one der..buh permit my curiosity tho..does H.bank av an existing TS?..av any1 heard of it or even seen it? or dey intend porching on anoda banks'?.

Donnal:

I believe it shld take all of us that have done d final interview, I know of some bank's that accommodate as much as 180 people at once in their TS. I believe HB is up to the task.

hmmm that's a positive one der..buh permit my curiosity tho..does H.bank av an existing TS?..av any1 heard of it or even seen it? or dey intend porching on anoda banks'?.

Donnal:

#smiles# well, someone asked HR and he said Lagos. So let's prepare our minds on that.

abi..my question is does the supposed TS av a carrying capacity..i mean a fixed no. It can accomodate or are is the Training gonna be in batches cos hey we're looking @ a combined average of about 120 Trainees from Lagos,PH and ABJ..make nobody ask me we're i get the figure..just assuming all tins being equal and no1 is droped @ ED stage.

chrisI: . anyway, i want to believe wat the HR said ...im sure no witches are following me..only angels

hahaha you sure?..anyway..any witch from my village wey no want me to go TS for HB make the consuming fire of God fry dem all..oya house Adura!!!

Donnal:

40 in all for PH

hmmm that's nice..we we're like 32-35.

chrisI: . do u really think that no 1 would be eliminated after meetin the E.D?

my broda,that's a question i myself find difficult to ansa..wah i know is it will be totally unfair to bring sombody 2ru 4 stages of interview with just a few people left @ the final stage only for you to drop again..its bad..my thoughts tho..wah do you fink?

Donnal:

I pray they really take good care of us. TS is in Lagos (on the island), hope U guys are getting ready?

Island qua..na canoe we go carry go der?..av you been der?

chrisI: . so did u guys ask how much we would be paid durin training? hhahahahah

nope buh am inclined to believe it wuld match up to whatz obtainable else we're..i.e i heard GT pays 50 during TS.

Donnal:

Same with us at PH.... Buh was anyone able to ask how much they wld pay during training? Do u hv an Idea?

how many we're you guys that saw the ED @ PH?

Donnal:

Same with us at PH.... Buh was anyone able to ask how much they wld pay during training? Do u hv an Idea?

well i immediately askd and He just laughed and said He would ansa wen He gets back..that was wen the interview with ED started..so we all forgot about it..guess it skiped his mind..the only tin He said to us @ Abj was that..during TS we would be well taken care of..!

chrisI: We were 15 ....and some also missed it too... the HR guy said that the only reason any 1 wouldnt make it is if they had "witches following dem from the village" lol

lolz yea..the HR guy also made that same exact statement to us..we laughed eh..i guess he was trying to say nothing to fear @ dis stage..and he was rily rily nice and friendly and funny too..He was like 'so none of you guys wanna ask how much HB would pay you during training ba'..lols

chrisI: the second day....do u know how many people saw the E.D that day?

well truth is the List i saw had 35 names..wat i dont know is if the list was a combination of 'the two days'..buh for our day..we we're like say 15 or so..how many we're you guys on friday..NB about 2-3 person we're also absent on our day.