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Romance / Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 11:49pm On Oct 02, 2016
thinkin out loud.

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Romance / Re: Am 18+ And Looking For A Babymama by universityfailu(m): 11:38pm On Oct 02, 2016
einscienstist:
That's a nice idea... I bet that's how your dad got u

That's a nice idea... I bet that's how your dad got u

That's a nice idea... I bet that's how your dad got u

nope. my dad is different from me, okay?
Romance / Am 18+ And Looking For A Babymama by universityfailu(m): 11:30pm On Oct 02, 2016
No bashing pls, i dont need a wife nor a family, i just need a son of my own. i live with my parents tho. what do y'all think
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Toast A Girl In Church? by universityfailu(m): 1:39pm On Oct 02, 2016
saintfellow:
It is a big sin, the holy spirit can slap you.
holyspirit aside. i mean do ladies find it repulsive?
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Toast A Girl In Church? by universityfailu(m): 1:37pm On Oct 02, 2016
Thanos:
kiss undecided
who da fucck u kissing niqqa? u gay?
Romance / Is It Right To Toast A Girl In Church? by universityfailu(m): 1:34pm On Oct 02, 2016
just asking peeps.
Romance / I Patronize Oloshos Only, Is There Anything Wrong With Me? by universityfailu(m): 3:37am On Oct 02, 2016
i havent had a girlfriend since i started living. i only do oloshos. is it ok or do i need help
Romance / Re: Why Do Almost All Black Americans Have Tattoos But Almost All Nigerians Dont. by universityfailu(m): 9:00pm On Sep 23, 2016
saintfellow:
Lies! kids that say to their parents damm, bullshiit, fork
they say it but not to their parents or erderly ones. get ur facts right. okay?
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 8:57pm On Sep 23, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
lol. Bad guy

But why the 'failure' tho?
lol. i been dey vex after i see my cgpa. grin its all good sha. i go soon deactivate dis account i no like d moniker sef
Romance / Re: Why Do Almost All Black Americans Have Tattoos But Almost All Nigerians Dont. by universityfailu(m): 8:37pm On Sep 23, 2016
saintfellow:
Its because NIGERIANS got culture and we respect it, but black Americans are cultureless like a ship without a captain.
trash. black americans have as much culture, dude. Their kids are raised up to be respectful and respect others unlike the white amerivans
Romance / Re: Why Do Almost All Black Americans Have Tattoos But Almost All Nigerians Dont. by universityfailu(m): 8:35pm On Sep 23, 2016
Estharfabian:


who said all black Americans got tattoos? undecided
who performed this survey, you?


Anyhoo, I've seen quite a number of Nigerians with tattoos... So, Yeah... it all boils down to "preferences'' ..some people dig it and some don't..
Lady esther. i didnt say all, i said 'almost' all.
have u watched any black american movie? go see what am talking bout.
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 2:06pm On Sep 23, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
cheesy grin cheesy are you durrent? cheesy grin
grin
Romance / Why Do Almost All Black Americans Have Tattoos But Almost All Nigerians Dont. by universityfailu(m): 2:05pm On Sep 23, 2016
why? Dont tell me it doesnt fit d black skin because i've seen tons of black americans with em. Or dont nigerians know fashion?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 1:51pm On Sep 23, 2016
itzmejerry:


please how much did yu buy your castor oil I stay in port Harcourt thanks
i bought it 1,700 naira in nadrem supermarket at kubwa, abuja
Romance / Re: Ladies Stop Inserting Sex___toys Inside Your Pusssies by universityfailu(m): 8:04am On Sep 23, 2016
obontami:



bros. u are correct.
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 11:53pm On Sep 22, 2016
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Sorry, man. I thought you were that gày that was under fire some months ago. Sorry.
hey man, fuckoff. i aint no gay okay
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:51pm On Sep 22, 2016
ghettowriter:
Young man, go do some exercises, eat your vegetables and fruits, forget weed. Thank me seven years from now.
weed ti take over.
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:50pm On Sep 22, 2016
SlaughterGang:
Durent the self confessed gay, you gotta provide links from credible sources.
na ur mama be d self confessed gay na. idiot. see as he be like ash pot wey dem dey drop weed ash.
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:49pm On Sep 22, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
And where did you get that from? undecided

You must be high on Kwale weed while typing this BULLSHYT
My guy don turn transgender grin

Where's dat holy water....
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:48pm On Sep 22, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
you've been replaced grin
~~`
Op is a friend , that' sall.
yeah. more like friends with benefits cheesy
Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:46pm On Sep 22, 2016
HMZi:
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in my neighbourhood as at last year i was the only dude using the herb but all of a sudden all my neighbours started rolling up,even pipo fada and girls!!..d thing even cum cast 4 my area.....i just decide not 2 move with that their clique as na them been dey been wan throws shades at me 4 blazing....all in all,hemp users don increase significantly...
.
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.*rolls some arizona with flavoured papers* today blunt go loud
nice one bro. blaze on brotha.

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Romance / Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 11:45pm On Sep 22, 2016
Estharfabian:


kingcheezypuff, this is your guy....wink 0


where hav u been?
Romance / 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by universityfailu(m): 9:01pm On Sep 22, 2016
Dont pretend to me. I didnt pull dat stats outta my prick, i know what am saying. I go to some place to weed and see all type of people u would always doubt if someone told u they do weed. From responsible business men to women to teens to church boys to even fuckboys.

Weed is good but am tired of nigerians pretending like they dont smoke weed. Even allover d world, (at least from what i watch in hollywood movies) 90% niggas nd babes do dat stuff. who y'all faking for?

Am not crazy. are u crayzy? do u kno d ganga man? i see revelations, do u see? I fvcck weell, do u fiuck well?


Which brings me to d question. 90% nigerians smoke weed, true or false?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 6:08pm On Sep 22, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I'm a chick . Yeah but castor oil is known 2 promote thicker hair growth,i massage it into my scalp
i know u are a chick, kingcheezypuff aka queenvalerie cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies Would You Let A Guy Smoke Weed In Your Possi? by universityfailu(m): 5:24pm On Sep 22, 2016
Firstlieutenant:


Na the one u dey smoke already wey damage ya life.
Dullard
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 5:23pm On Sep 22, 2016
MissHatey:
weed on my hair always give me headache
maybe u shud try smoking it and putting it in ur hair at d same time. lol grin
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 5:22pm On Sep 22, 2016
OluwabuqqyYOLO:

Durent! Are you a gáy?
dont be stopid man. am just asking questions about hair. Does dat mean am a fagggot?
Abeg stop roughplay ooo
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 5:21pm On Sep 22, 2016
MissHatey:
Hi direct
I use castor oil, coconut oil and onion juice(just blend the onion and extract the juice). Apply it on the hair overnight
and they all work really fine?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 5:20pm On Sep 22, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
olive or coconut oil
thanks man.c can castor oil also be used?
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 2:31am On Sep 22, 2016
Pandorabox:
Shear butter,coconut oil etc.
thanks
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
I use baby lotions. They are so cool!
thanks.


pls more answers pls
cc iamnawty
iamhatey
kingcheezypuff
and etc
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 10:43pm On Sep 21, 2016
youngberry001:
Just go buy otapiapia #50 own nd apply it all in yur hair mehnn yur hair will be shyning forever smiley


dont forget add kerosine!!
u just made sense shey?

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Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 10:43pm On Sep 21, 2016
dharay99:
Coconut oil? uhm they do
sell that one also...
undecided why not

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