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Education / Re: FUTMINNA 2016/2017 ADMISSION THREAD by universityfailu(m): 4:49am On Nov 09, 2016
jaybeee755:
plss.. when is resumption date for freshers
freshers wey don start since two weeks ago
Romance / Re: Shy Guys Of Nairaland, Try This And Go Woo Dat Girl by universityfailu(m): 3:41pm On Oct 18, 2016
Romance / Re: What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 12:21pm On Oct 18, 2016
Maychang:
Try Castor oil.... with patience it should work.

Its not a guarantee it would work. jus try it and dont expect a miracle overnight. consistency is key
thaƱks.
Romance / Re: What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 12:01pm On Oct 18, 2016
Delicious22:
Sorry boy!
saintfellow:
If you ask me na who i go ask?
Nightie:
lol. pinshures of ur hairless body or....
kids. Look at em
Romance / Re: What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 12:00pm On Oct 18, 2016
Nairaland is sooo trashy. Godforbid
Romance / Re: What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 11:53am On Oct 18, 2016
saintfellow:
use shiiits from your anus to rub your body just six times a day.
Delicious22:
Take PANADOL extra. 4x a day. cool
Chanchit:

You better maintain ur hairlessness before dem give you pill weh go make u go bald
why do u guys like trolling always. If u can't help why not stfu nd walk away!
Health / What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 11:51am On Oct 18, 2016
Doctors in d house pls help. Im in my early 20s and have little facial and body hair. Any drug that can help me grow hair?
Romance / What Drugs Can Make Me Very Hairy by universityfailu(m): 11:39am On Oct 18, 2016
I need to grow hair badly, everywhere. I am early 20s and hairless pls help. Any pills i can get in a pharmacy for hair growth
Romance / My Opinion: There's No Such Thing As A Nigerian Introvert by universityfailu(m): 8:10pm On Oct 12, 2016
The two words dont match at all. In naija, we shine eyes well. So those claiming intro keep it up
Romance / Pick One, Weed Or Pusssy Or Money. by universityfailu(m): 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2016
If u had an opportunity to pick one you'd have in abundance thru out ur existence..which wud u pick. Remember, PICK ONLY ONE and you would have to forgo d rest FOREVER. e.g if u pick pusssy, no money nor weed for you till u die only pusssy in abundance you would get. So start pickin guys (strictly for fun)
Romance / Re: Guys, Ladies Of NL What Do You Use To Keep Your Black Hair Shiny And Curly? by universityfailu(m): 9:27pm On Oct 10, 2016
Ishilove:

Ehen. Picture or adonbelivit cheesy
fine girl what do u use for yours
Romance / Re: Shy Guys Of Nairaland, Try This And Go Woo Dat Girl by universityfailu(m): 9:22pm On Oct 10, 2016
MackBrooklyn:
Mtcheeeew!!! angry
who u dey vex for? Are u mad? Can't u see am trying to help ur shy life, geeky bastard
Romance / Shy Guys Of Nairaland, Try This And Go Woo Dat Girl by universityfailu(m): 10:01pm On Oct 08, 2016
Weed aka marijuana. You're welcome.

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Romance / Re: What Brand Of Phone Are You Using???[#see List] by universityfailu(m): 12:10am On Oct 04, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
shocked shocked shocked Alcatel One Touch 301 cry cry cry
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by universityfailu(m): 12:09am On Oct 04, 2016
Peacetemi:

Are you gay? grin
I'm a Dude. grin grin
gross. ur moniker sounds feminine tho. sorry i thought u were a lady
Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by universityfailu(m): 12:47am On Oct 03, 2016
freakthingz:



Bro na so we dey see amo
na so brotha
Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by universityfailu(m): 12:46am On Oct 03, 2016
Malayy:
you look like a poor girl.. why is your hair not done? na poverty cause am.. you are waiting for a guy to give u some cash..
grin
Romance / I See Some NL Guys Are Now Turning Female And Vice-versa. by universityfailu(m): 12:28am On Oct 03, 2016
i cant believe my eyes. grin i came back to nairaland after a longbreak and now popular monikers i knew (i wont mention names oh) are now the other gender, you would see a broda with pink shamelessly shinning beside his moniker grin Buhari economy is hard, no jobs. so guys be hussling for mugus to chop even if na recharge card, i pity the newbies that get horrny anyhow or joined nairaland to just fucck, u go fucck e-toto tire. issorite. its a free world, isnt it? But i know all of you guys using pink f, am watching u.
Romance / Re: What Brand Of Phone Are You Using???[#see List] by universityfailu(m): 12:23am On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Alcatel
same here. what kind of alcatel are u using sis? grin
Romance / Re: All Those Big UNCLES That Disvrigin Us When We Were Small by universityfailu(m): 12:16am On Oct 03, 2016
thickgodess:
I came across a thread dat said....Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small https://www.nairaland.com/3380877/those-big-aunties-disvirgin-us and i was like....the molestation carried out by men we far greater. I could remember one day that i came home from school, no body was at home and the house was boring. Our neighbor that used to put on generator that time was at home and the gen was on and i was like.... Let me go and watch film, when i got there, I greeted him as usual and he let me in. After some minutes, he asekd me to sit on his lap. I innocently accepted. Then i felt something under, before u know it he started using my ass to massage his d!ck....i was so confused, but i knew within me that it was wrong. Then he started to remove my undies, and continue rubbing it. It continued for some time. The day he wanted to penetrate, it felt very painful that i screamed. I was lucky that he never penetrated me fully. I can't even remeber his name sef.... Men are very wicked
troll

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Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by universityfailu(m): 12:14am On Oct 03, 2016
Peacetemi:

I don't have to boast undecided
Just tell your fellow lazy FishBrain beggars to stop begging and go make something out of their lives. Be a successful woman and stop begging for meatpie.
i like you. are you single or did i come late?
Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by universityfailu(m): 12:12am On Oct 03, 2016
freakthingz:
She must remove am


after eating 2 sharwamma and icecream




with jollof rice and meat pie for take away









she must remove that dirty pient
na so grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 12:02am On Oct 03, 2016
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Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 11:58pm On Oct 02, 2016
Diddyydiva:
This is new smiley


How?


Lemme search this quickgrin
babe, i just saw it on facebook ooh. its a page filled with pained religious freaks grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 11:55pm On Oct 02, 2016
grin grin

Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 11:53pm On Oct 02, 2016
ooops shocked

Romance / Re: Ladies, Guys, How True Are This Images? (18+) by universityfailu(m): 11:50pm On Oct 02, 2016
thank God am a guy, i can get as much tat as i want grin FTC

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