wittyt98:
2 dragon dicks
A bucket of lion Sperm
Aboki perfume
And coconut oil

Thats all

must u act stopid always?

Ok, lets help share our hair care routine, how do u keep dat hair looking good?
Me, i use coconut oil, castor oil and sulphur 8 (for dandruff shii)

who's next?

i heard Empire season 3 priemeres tonight and am so happy, but i need a soft, black breasts to suck on before the show starts.
Any lady up?

chai, some girls dirty sha. I was in the bus with dis lady, oboi she just dey chew chewing gum in attempt to cover her mouth odour but upon the orbit gum, her mouth still dey ooze. Now, I can’t tell you to be clean.
BUT, I will tell you how I am so maybe you can get some ideas for your hygiene.
Nothing drives me crazy than a lady who is just nasty.

They nasty.
House is nasty.
Soul is nasty.
toto is nasty.
Everything is just nasty.

Makes me wonder…

Are people just clueless… or do they just not care?

Abeg ladies try dey brush twice daily, its not by chewing chewing gum 24/7 like senior olosho, there are some odour chewiing gum cannot cover.
Am out http://i1.wp.com/24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt4wke1t71rooxc2o1_500.gif?resize=500%2C334

EpicMaurice:

thought the fight was between you and airforce1.






*runs away before am also attacked

bros, some kan pple sabi provoke person in here

benega:
u dey bash gays where u no fit grow common beard, who is now d gay?

bro wetin concern beard with gay shii na?

Wingback:


What a useless club...Deploying your Main squad against N.Forrest

Na nottigham u dey support?

sylvalord:
You are very lucky i am just seeing this. I will let it slide since it is old. But know this, i have marked you for destruction!

ROTFL

whenever i play exhibiton match, the COM pad remains on Data 1 while my own pad remains on Data 2. Ive tried moving my pad to data 1 but counldnt. pls anyhelp

davidokorodudu:
Just STFU gay! How's his life your headache? Silly gay

its ur mother dat is the silly gay. idiot. cant u see she bleeped a fellow woman pussy and da woman squirted inside of her and she conceived u. Now shud i call u a bastard or what? do u hav a father?

stiflerdrug:


Lol no bro..

Ain't into much illegal acts nowadays you know.. . Ain't seeing yo tweets no more? What's on?

shiit. nothing, am jus chilling

stiflerdrug:


Lols bin waiting fi this..

bro, do u know hw to hack school website. I want to hack my school siteand change my grades, can u help?

Sleekydee:



dude, I dnt know much tho, but looks to MI u tryna get some fame by bashing Airforce1, more like looking for attention...

attention? no way. i have enough popularity on NL already when i pretended to be gay. Now who doesnt know durent? Am famous already so slide aside bruh abi chick anyone

Airforce1:
My name in their mouth like toothpaste

Everyday they got something new.

Bunch of smello(s)

I dont have your time man, am not here to exchange words with a poverty stricken "musician" but i've been seeing u whining like a little biitch around here. what for? You menstruating? u are one hella stopid young nitwit.

Yo biitch. You hear me, quit those shii already. Loser


You hope to be successful in life as a nigerian musician, like this? I dont think so, biitch.

VolTOxic:


What?! No.

What is wrong with you?
Be who you are means be authentic.

Don't pretend to be someone or something you're simply not. Don't live on someones standard. These guys for example are being who they are... They were born that way on default as gays. So no need to pretend they're not simply to please people like you.

They don't give a shít what you think. No pretence.

Boko Haram aren't born that way.
No one is born as a Thief or a ritualist either on default. They are influenced by money. Transgender also are not being who they are. They are all driven by a standard.

You be claiming freeminded sshey? thunda scata ur left balls for dis shiit u wrote up there. anuofia. faqqot

I was watching a raunchy movies that was basically just porn. And dis dude, lights a rizla and stick it inside d lady possi and was smoking d shii inside of her.
Which brings me to d question, Ladies, would yu let a guy smoke weed aka igbo aka ganga aka marijuana aka potoflife inside ur toto?

I need to buy a gun for dis kinda rubbish.

*spits outta thread

VolTOxic:
Gay or not, I'll forever encourage people to be who they are! One shouldn't have to act normal just to win people approval. Just be who you are. No pretence. No lies.

shutup. Be who they are? what are they? Flaming faqqots up there Who are "proud"?

God is watching dis world in 3D.

I have a tiny problem in approaching girls i met in public places like bus, restaurant., church. How do i chat her up without looking like a stalker?

Aspiregreat:
I'm an introverted introvert and I am not cruel,peaceful, calm, rational. etc However, the problems start when you block heads push us to the wall far too much. I bet you! you will be sorry for your loss.

nonsense. i bet all ye introverts would have easy access to hell. wicked pple

You know d type of people am talking about, those innocent, quiet biitches and niqqas u see sitting all by demselves always and very quiet. Yeap, those pple are the most evil pple on earth. They spend all those quiet time plotting evils, dont be decieved by their innocent looks.
Let me tell u a story dat happened to me last semester, i came to a room new around 4th week into resumption and meet this my bunkmate, dude is damn fvckin quiet, he walks like he is scared of the floor. Long story short, we usually make jest of eachother in our room but i didnt knw dis my bunkmate was keeping all the "playful insults" i said to him in his mind. This innocent bastard stole my phone, 5k, school ID card( I dont know what he needed it for but i later found out he broke it and put me through stress of getting another one), shoe, Pot of food (like 3 times), food stuffs, kerosene at different occasions. He almost stole my laptop before i caught d idiot redhanded. oboi, i use blow finish dat baboon face. I know i might be generalising but 80percent of quiet introverts are evil. I prefer to hangout with an open extroverted who shows his evil side and hide nothing than the quiet slow poison.

Am out.

prettythicksme:
I will take him to my house and fuvk sense into his head.

nice one sweetie. Mind taking me to ur house and fvck sense into me? Baby, am senseless.

kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

bros who vex you na

NevetsIbot:
How long did you apply the weed?

two weeks.

falcon01:
hey guy . but i thought you where gay!!

no.