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Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Let A Guy Come To Your House And Fucck You? by universityfailu(m): 3:31pm On Sep 10, 2016
chynie:
when he was toasting me what was his plans grin
I will follow his lead tongue
sweerie, pls pick an option A to E, F is not allowed. Thank u.
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 3:30pm On Sep 10, 2016
stiflerdrug:

Is he Wizkid or scales?

Dork angry
help me ask em oooh
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Let A Guy Come To Your House And Fucck You? by universityfailu(m): 3:29pm On Sep 10, 2016
saintfellow:
Hmm na wao.
So op what are the benefits of this thread to the society at large?
see dis idiot is back, welcome grin

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Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 3:27pm On Sep 10, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Which kind daddy dey spank him daughter yansh. Advice yourself o.
No, him give me head
see her, idiot olosho. Useless ashawo, u no get shame. Idiot
Romance / Ladies, Would You Let A Guy Come To Your House And Fucck You? by universityfailu(m): 3:11pm On Sep 10, 2016
Question for the Day. If u meet dis hot guy outside, he toasts you, you're feeling him and you want him to fucck u stopid but d problem is dat he doesnt have a house, yes u heard me right, he's homeless. what would u do?
A. I'd just take him home and fucck him (its just a one night stand)
B. "No way. He has to find a place if he wanna do me.
C. He doesnt have a home? Bye bye, i no do again.
D. I dont do one night stand (Dont lie or chineke go strike you)
E. Am lesbian tho
F. No comment.

Pls be sincere,
signed Durent.

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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Will U Like To Fuccck? by universityfailu(m): 4:36pm On Sep 09, 2016
adedayo3193:
Trapqueen77 and sex are like five and six

Well for me its








Tinashe
grin grin grin cool







tinashe is kinda hot tho
Celebrities / Which Celebrity Will U Like To Fuccck? by universityfailu(m): 4:17pm On Sep 09, 2016
i will like to fvck Angelina jolie and suck Laveda's breast. Wbu?
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:22pm On Sep 09, 2016
gabinogem:


Lolz ur case serious... I wish I fit dash u my own cheesy
i wish. Abeg u dey do bet9ja? I wan learn dat stuff but i no sabi
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:21pm On Sep 09, 2016
Donnyperry:


Boy, it pays to be wise. Kindly heed to the advice of an elder
oboi. U dumb no be small. Elder ni Ella kor
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:19pm On Sep 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I got chu wink that's why they make these.
thx cheezy but can i see dis propia in naija?
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:13pm On Sep 09, 2016
Donnyperry:
The problem begins with your moniker, please do yourself a huge favour by churning out good grades in the university first then every other thing will fall in place for you.
mtchewww
Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2016
gabinogem:
Think of how ur bank account is going to grow fat... Most Nigerian girls are strictly after money.

Who ur beards go epp
baba i just need beard asap

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Romance / Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2016
correctyourself:



Go and read your books, its not time for you to start running after single ladies.
oboi wetin dey work u na?
Romance / How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:02pm On Sep 09, 2016
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.

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Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 1:25am On Sep 02, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
You guys, I'm getting tolerant for regular weed cry I need strong weed, how far SK? Can someone explain please kiss
No buy SK oooh. na rubbish. fr 1 week now i neva meet d most high bcuz i go buy rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Delayoh Cheddas Posts His Pics In Pants On Facebook by universityfailu(m): 1:22am On Sep 02, 2016
farggot angry
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 11:25pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:
Lool its nuh dat easy na Mesef stl deh purchase bad good at times But I sabi craaay dealers haha grin Here's a pix from today's session wink
nice one grin
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 11:16pm On Sep 01, 2016
Muvacci:
As a christian, I must stay away from things like this. grin
grin we are all christians
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 11:15pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:

Lool if dem dey study am i suppose don graduate cheesy
oga mi. I hail ooh grin
abeg hw i go take identify good Arizona?
And how do i light my weed properly after rolling it to get to d most high quickly
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:
Sk's sef get breeds na E fit b pawpaw, Ariz As a stoner u suppose sabi beta ganja
baba i swear i no be stoner ooh.. Na JJC i be for ganja oh
Romance / Re: Whatsapp Club For Weed Smokers by universityfailu(m): 10:56pm On Sep 01, 2016
samukoji:
I welcom those dope niqqas nd babes who high from d tree of life. From creation, weed e dey.

God blessed mankind with this highness and only d wise choose to tap from it.
In Genesis 1 vs 31. God talked about weed being good in his sight.

Cannabis, d shortcut to meet d most high!

Drop your whatsapp number here to join weed smokers whatsapp club.. Meet new friends, share ur weed expereinces whilst your smoke soar sooo high in the air

Ma wo oju uche.. Oju uche ko se wo

copycat! grin
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 10:52pm On Sep 01, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
you are probably smoking it wrong tongue when you drag keep inhaling for 10 secs, you will cough die. Lmao grin grin The best way to feel the high of your smoke is when you inhale the drag and hold it for 20 sec before you release grin

i tried it, didn't work! still inhaling burnt paper
Romance / Re: Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 10:50pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:
Lool u don buy Ewe.. grin
U fit try Arizona na wink
U go cum thank me later haha cheesy
na SK d man giv me ooh. Which one con be ewe again ?
Romance / Which Kan Useless Weed I Buy So? by universityfailu(m): 8:29pm On Sep 01, 2016
Abeg help ooh. I went to dis guy's shop go buy SK 2h (pics below) e dey full when i bought but now look (pics below)
My challenge is whenever i roll d weed for rizla come burn am, e gives me dis burnt paper smell and if i smoke am, e no high me atall..
I buy am since monday ooh. I don try mix am with Oris cigarette, d weed no still high.


Help
Romance / Re: Club For Weed Smokers. by universityfailu(m): 11:08am On Sep 01, 2016
elkon:
grin grin I know ..take am to filling station
grin bro am dead serious
Romance / Re: Club For Weed Smokers. by universityfailu(m): 8:28am On Sep 01, 2016
elkon:
..lol.. hmm hmmm na d rizla u go use light d lighter..na rizla gan gan get light. .
u don smoke pass ur normal level abi..hope okoro dey dere to cari u go home

bros no be like dat ooh grin

i just get small challenge for lighting my weed.
Romance / Re: Club For Weed Smokers. by universityfailu(m): 10:55pm On Aug 31, 2016
elkon:
gimme d rizla .quickly rollup d ganja..pass me d lighter. .let d smokers fire light on to d air..
dis weeds no be vegetable.
bro abeg if i wan light am, na d rizla i go use lighter burn?
Romance / Re: Club For Weed Smokers. by universityfailu(m): 7:07pm On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:

You just dey confuse person. Or you wan use me run cruise? You dey burn paper, You dey complain say you dey inhale burnt paper. No burn again if you no wan smell am.
i swear i neva light joint before, i dey smoke d one wey my guys light.
But now my guys no dey and i no sabi light am.

Abeg help me, no be d rizla i go light abi how ?

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