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Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Countries That Have No Army, Navy, Or Air Force by Urgent1Million: 10:24am
Welcum:

No, they didn't choose to. They can't afford to. They shouldn't be countries. Some of them are half of Bayelsa.
Nlfpmod
As at 2023, Samoa has a population of a lil over 225 000.
Bayelsa has a population of over 2.5 million people in 2022.
That means Samoa's population is less than half of Bayelsa's.
Bayelsa is the least populated state in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Enugu Rangers Coaches And Players Attacked, Beaten By Plateau United Fans (pic) by Urgent1Million: 7:10pm On Nov 11
Ha!!
Who made that rule oo?
Zonefree:
The rule is Home team must always win. If Home team fails to win, anything you see make you take am like that.


Welcome to Nigerian league.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Launches World's Most Powerful Nuclear Icebreaker (Photos) by Urgent1Million: 7:37pm On Nov 10
SatoshiX:

So in your mind, you think this is solely a weapon for wars? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Can't y'all read sometimes?
Once they see "nuclear", they conclude its war.
They don't know that nuclear energy has its peaceful uses.
And like you rightly said, they don't read.
How sad!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Women Who Dislike Trump Going On A Sex Strike by Urgent1Million: 7:26pm On Nov 10
Their cup of cum!!

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Politics / Re: My Mission Is To Recapture Kano For APC - Housing Minister, Yusuf Abdullahi Ata by Urgent1Million: 7:24pm On Nov 10
odejimioflagos:
APC will surely recapture Kano state.

Ganduje is a political general and the people of Kano love him.
Of course he is.
There's nothing ajangbadi weed cannot do.

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Religion / Re: Lady Flaunts Expensive Gifts She Got At White Garment Church (Photos) by Urgent1Million: 4:11pm On Nov 10
The barney is cute.
She has harvested, it's time to harvest her.
Let's gift her some thick milk.

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Religion / Re: Largest Christian Denominations In The World by Urgent1Million: 12:51pm On Nov 10
Religion says I should just believe without asking questions and gives me a book that even contradicts itself.
Religion says I must believe in some messiah who was offered as a sacrifice by his own father to his own father in order for his father to forgive the sins of his people.
After his death, his people still ask for forgiveness from his father.
OR
I should believe in some prophet who raped kids and orders his followers to kill people who don't believe in him.

Science says I should question whatever is not clear to me and seek answers.
Clearly, I prefer science!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys ₦224M Tesla Cybertruck (Photos) by Urgent1Million: 9:18am On Nov 10
Righteousness2:
What a Sweet automobile!
Fast! Sleek! And POWERFUL!

But all these and More Without Settling the Matter of your Eternity is all Worthless and Useless

It is an act of Gathering Firewoid to burn you in the Lake of Fire.

We live in Crazy times!!
The Most Important thing for Everyine right now is to Settle the Matter of your Eternity.

On the otherside, no one Cares what you Have or What you dont Have!
No one cares who you are or who you are not!

What Matters on that side is if you Had a Genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST.
Now is the time Accepted! The Next Moment is not Guaranteed.


May small money locate you quickly before you loose your mind completely.

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Religion / Re: Does Your Church Preach On The Coming Of Christ? by Urgent1Million: 9:11am On Nov 10
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So you people are waiting for Jesus' second coming while he's waiting for you to come meet him in heaven.
Wonderful!
Politics / Re: Japa: Resist Temptation To Abandon Nigeria, Fashola Tells Youths by Urgent1Million: 7:25pm On Nov 09
But the snatchers and runners did not resist the temptation to abandon us.
Fashola is only asking people to stay so that Tinubu can have people to tax.
To your future, oh Nigerians!!

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Education / Re: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Urgent1Million: 7:56pm On Nov 08
Kobojunkie:
In the current economy, you want him to begin considering dumping his job to look for a better paying job? undecided
Yes.
How much salary per month do you think a school taking 40k as fees would pay their teachers?
I am very sure the op is surviving with side hustles.

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Education / Re: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Urgent1Million: 7:50pm On Nov 08
Allotrope69:
As a teacher in this particular sch, I and my colleagues have been completely dissatisfied with some of the school's anti-worker policies.

There's no decision or policy that favors the teachers. We are always at the receiving end of every decision.
For instance, as a form Teacher and also a teacher of Mathematics, I must ensure that my students eat their foods(Lunch). I must monitor them closely to make sure they don't take their foods home. They must finish their food.
If any student absents himself/herself, I must call the parents to check. Failure to do so would be akin and tantamount to insensitivity and lack of care for my students. These are JSS3 students we are talking about. But if the teacher is absent due to one reason or the other, same parents would not bother to check on the teacher even if they are aware.

Here's the most annoying part for me. I have a student. A new student who just came in in September. The child hasn't been doing well. The parents came on Open Day and met with me, we discussed on the way forward and how we can help the child to do better. This is a student who cares less about studies, so it is almost difficult to help him. Today we concluded our second Continuous Assessment Test and almost every teacher whose subjects had been written have all marked their scripts. I told this particular student to go round the teachers and get the scores of all His subjects for me. They offer 18 subjects. But to my surprise, the proprietoriess told me to go round the teachers and get his scores. She said so in the presence of this child. This is a woman that knows how busy I am as a Maths teacher, I barely even sit in my class cos I am always up and doing. What's wrong in a child carrying out this simple task?

Some supervisors came from the Ministry of Education a few weeks ago, and they noticed that we over pamper the children. They told us that they hope we have a university for them, because the way we are pampering them, if they go to higher institutions with such lackadaisical & nonchalant attitude, they will fail. So it's either we reduce the way we do it or we build a university for them to continue the pampering. It's not like the sch is a big sch where parents pay heavy sums as sch fees. Fee is 40k per term.
As a teacher, if a student fails to do your assignment, and u discipline that child, the proprietoriess will blame u. And if u don't discipline that child to Correct him/her, and same proprietoriess finds out that the students didn't do your assignment, she will public scold you. Shout at an erring student, it's a problem. Flog the child, it's a problem. Talk to the child, it's a problem. They will find a way of misconstruing your words to suit their narratives. A student can insult u and u won't do anything. If u do, they will label u as wicked. They will ask u why u can't see the child as just a child and overlook things. It's really frustrating.
You can imagine catching a JSS 2 student doing test and exam malpractice, if u deduct the child's score, it's a problem. If u flog, it's a Problem. I once deducted a child's score when I caught him him cheating in an exam. I mean, this boy had the impetus, guts and audacity to open his Maths notebook and be copying directly to his exams script. I used my red pen to deduct just 10marks, and in the end, I was told not to deduct any score. It was said right in the presence of this same student, and other students present there. I was weak. Very weak.

The proprietor of the sch is who understands all these, but his wife is different. His wife is so sentimental, biased and emotional and unfair when judging cases. There are three staff there who can never be wrong in her eyes. Three days into my assumption of duty there, I was told about this by some old staff, but I doubted until I found out that what I heard was actually the truth. I believe a Boss should carry everyone along and not love some and despise others. She goes as far as gossipping about her staff with other staff(her right-hand staff).

See, I love teaching and God knows. I'm so passionate about this profession despite the fact that it is almost not a lucrative job. I have taught in Nine(9) private schools, in four(4) different states of this country so I'm well experienced by God's grace. But this sch is something else. The only good thing is that they don't owe salaries. Never.
So you have taught in 9 schools across 4 states and you are still teaching in a school that collects 40k as fees per term?
Sorry but you need to think deeply.

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Politics / Re: AMCON Is Not In Dispute With Heyden Petroleum by Urgent1Million: 4:53pm On Nov 06
Ojomu6986:
See as they debunked the publication sharp sharp, because of the personality involved......Naija my country
Not likely.
AMCON have been seizing properties of notable personalities like forever.
I believe serious money exchanged hands before they made this announcement.
If it's because of the personality involved, they wouldn't have gone to court in the first place.
They took Hayden to court because Amosun was forming and refused to do the needful.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Equatorial Guinea Official Arrested Over 400 Sextapes With VIPs’ Wives, Relative by Urgent1Million: 6:50pm On Nov 04
TOPCRUISE:
But 400 consensual sextapes is so ridiculous. That government official is an odogwu
This looks like a referral case.
It's very possible that the first woman that got fuockedd talked about it and others went to have a taste.
That man's deeck is really huge

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Business / Re: Zimbabwe: The Country With The Most Worthless Currency In The World by Urgent1Million: 6:40pm On Nov 03
Morbeta11:


https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/heres-the-country-with-the-most-worthless-currency-in-the-world/0wywbfw
Did you do a Google search before posting this?
I hope the attached screenshot is not true though.
It's from Google.

Religion / Re: Can A New Christian Convert Keep All His 4 Wives Or Send Three Away? by Urgent1Million: 12:31pm On Nov 03
Righteousness2:
True Repentance means turning away from your evil deeds.
Repentance means making right your wrongs.

Read The Conversion story of the tax collector in Luke 19 Zaccheus .

You cant remain with the sin and claim you are saved. You are deceiving yourself.

A Sinner is not a Christian. 1 john 3:8
A Christian is not a Sinner 1 John 3:9

True repentance of a man with more than one woman will entail him settling all his sin partners , sending them back to their parents and making peace with his 1st legally married Wife.
This is true Repentance.

Any other thing is you Deceiving yourself.

So true repentance involves divorcing your wives without them committing any offence?
Education / Re: I Asked These Kids To Draw A Cow And Label It, This Is What I Got [photos] by Urgent1Million: 6:29pm On Nov 01
Afonja44:
Pigs would have been easier to draw since all they have to do is look at a Nigerian woman

mecuries:
your mom must be so proud giving birth to you

CrossRhodes:
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nigerian woman includes your mom and sister right? right? right?

That ULO (Unidentified Living Object) Afonja44 obviously does not have a mother or sister.
One of those kids who refused to be aborted after a mistaken pregnancy and they end up in the waste bin after birth.
Food / Re: This Is How I Usually Make My Local Salad With Letos And Kulikuli (video/pics) by Urgent1Million: 8:10pm On Oct 31
LocalFARMERS:
I usually make Salad. But I prefer using Kulikuli to mix my Salad than using Salad cream. It usually taste better.

Ingredients
* Letos
* Small quantity of Cabbage
* Kulikuli
* Pepper (optional)
* Carrots
" Onion
" Cucumber
" Fresh Tomatoes



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6GWzPVd17A
I didn't know that lettuce can also be called letos.
Or is letos something else?
I wanna learn.

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Travel / Re: If You're Born On A Plane, What's Your Nationality? by Urgent1Million: 4:44pm On Oct 31
You'll be a heaven national.
Sebi dem say heaven dey up.

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Residents Celebrate Power Restoration In The North (Video) by Urgent1Million: 11:37am On Oct 31
Only in Nigeria.
Our entitlements have become our prayer points.
That's why the criminals keep hijacking our national treasury and keep telling us to pray for them.
Nonsense and ingredients!!!

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing Chicken Forced To Wear It As A Tie In Public (photo) by Urgent1Million: 11:34am On Oct 31
Nicepoker:
Hardship has finally pounced on hell in the anuzz cheesy

The man is not even very hungry yet.
His collar bones are not very prominent.
Meanwhile, hungry people steal food. Only real thieves steal meat.

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Politics / Re: I Will Support Tinubu Again, He Saved Me When OBJ Buried Me Alive. by Urgent1Million: 5:37pm On Oct 29
Las las, dem don fine am something

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Business / Re: Dangote Backs Tinubu’s CNG Drive With N460bn Investment In Trucks, Others by Urgent1Million: 5:34pm On Oct 28
Confusion is when you plant cassava to feed people but you open a school that will teach people how to eat only beans.
Eka ele sir!
Politics / Re: Wazobia Icons Making Nigeria Proud On World Stage-photo by Urgent1Million: 5:21pm On Oct 28
Ratio 2:1.
And they say it's a man's world?
It's a woman's world joor!!
Shout-out to all the urgent 2k lekki girls who have upgraded to urgent 10k.
May the water from your springs and channels never run dry.
Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 1:23pm On Oct 27
lekonso:

The flesh cannot understand the things of the Spirit. What the guy is saying is far, far beyond your understanding.
I know.
It's a mystery right?
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Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 10:00am On Oct 27
Illusioneffect:

Why would a sane person have sex for 2 hours- is it a football match
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Wait until you meet the daughters of death; the marathon or nothing crew.
Those ones have caused so many men to go thinking they were cumming.
Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 9:38am On Oct 27
Daejumong:
Hello Daejumong! Can I use intimacy gadgets as a Christian?

β€˜ I am a married 30 yr old born again Christian. My husband is working hard overseas and He has been away for 3 yrs. He sends money home regularly and he prays regularly with me!

The problem is I am burning with passion and I don’t want to cheat on him! He is still yet to get his papers and I am sure he is not cheating on me! He was the one that brought me to the Lord as I was a loose girl with a very high libido before I met Christ thru him.

Dae, do you think I should satisfy myself with adult toys so I don’t cheat on my hubby? I feel it’s a sin but I don’t want to go back to my vomit! Please advise me sir!’

Pastors and Mature married Christians, advice needed for this sister!
Please share the woman's contact with me. It's urgent.

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Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 9:35am On Oct 27
grandiose4ever:
There's one solution and it's for you to engage in regular fastings, prayer and word study.

Commit your time away from your husband and use it to gain deeper depth in Christ.

As you are gaining depth the Holy Spirit will regulate your sexual appetite - and make it normal. Currently, your sexual appetite is untamed and it's likely a product of your past.

This is something I have seen the Lord do for me when I commit myself to him. My sexual appetite is regulated to normalcy.
You people are unbelievable!
Somebody is already starving and you want her to fast again?
What organ of your body do you use to think?

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Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 9:32am On Oct 27
Illusioneffect:

Let her come to me- I can help her so far she has big knock*rs
Can you last for 2 hours?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Prostitutes Should Be Respected 4 Being Prostitutes by Urgent1Million: 9:30am On Oct 27
HellVictorinho9:
angry



How can a country with this level of economic issues be slut shaming?


How many jobs exist as a better option?


How dare you talk nonsense about prostitutes, whether male or female?


Are they not human beings too?


Are you more human than them?


Rubbish!
Jobs or no jobs, sex services are as normal as other services.
I wonder why people even call them prostitutes.
People sing, dance, play musical instruments and get paid.
Why can't people fourk and get paid in peace?
After all, no one is offending anyone by having sex with whomever they want in exchange for money.

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Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 9:24am On Oct 27
NinjaMetahuman:
Sexual sin is the dumbest most restrictive thing religions have ever created.

Imagine wanting to poop but you can't because one guy in the sky will get angry you didn't poop a certain way.

What's the point of giving sexual desire if you don't want people to meet them. grin grin


God will be easier to worship, if there is less h0rny people worrying about what God will do to them if they satisfy their horniness.
Religion is the most useless thing ever invented by man.
If any man leaves my sister for even six months, I'll be the one to arrange a guy with a big cock to fourk her till she cums
What nonsense!!

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Religion / Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Urgent1Million: 9:12am On Oct 27
Expanse2020:
She can use it naw no bible evidence that said he cannot use it since she is not sleeping around
She can as well bring a man to the house to fourk her. That's not sleeping around, is it?
Sleeping around is not the problem. Having sex with another man, woman, animal, object or herself is the problem.
Both husband and wife share the fault 50-50.
A loose woman with a high libido marries a born again Christian. Wrong decision.
A born again Christian who knows his wife was an unbeliever and lover of frequent sex travels abroad and leaves her without sex for three years! Wrong decision.
Life is about priorities.
Sometimes you reject money to build your family.
At this point, all I can say is that the woman will definitely have sex with another man.
You can call it cheating if you like.

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