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Politics / Re: I Have Had Enough, Says Jonathan by username792: 5:24pm On Apr 06, 2015
leofab:
ewu goat....ingrate and a failure!!!

When jonathanians are not spewing BIGOTRY and HATRED, they resort to INSULTS, because they are clueless like their president, uncouth like his wife and can't form any valid argument.

Jonathan got the boot because we were tired of your trashiness, patent lack of class, dignity and manners.

We dont want trashy folks like Patience Jonathan, foul-mouthed FFK and bastard Okupe to represent us.

Charming and esquisite Aisha Buhari will do

hahahahahahahahahah
Politics / Re: I Have Had Enough, Says Jonathan by username792: 4:46pm On Apr 06, 2015
londongal03:
God bless ma president! YORUBAS ARE VERY WICKED... Who is fooling who!
''Obasanjo a (YORUBA MAN) and Atiku in 8yrs built one
UNIVERSITY each for themselves. - Bells and
ABTI.... Jonathan and Sambo in 4yrs built 14
universities for all Nigerians.''Yet he was voted out.
PLEASE NOTE: OBJ and ATIKU are now
consultants/members for/of APC.... Seeking
CHANGE!!!

Tribalism truly eats brain cells.
14 universities, really? with all the looted money? what about the 20 billion that 'disappeared' under his watch?
Jonathan was able to do anything because Obasanjo the 'wicked' Yoruba man not only paid off Nigeria's debt - which is an amazing fit - but left TENS OF BILLIONS in the accounts to build a prosporous nation.
Yet in 4 years, despite oil prices being at their highest, Jonathan DILAPIDATED IT ALL and only has 14 universities to show for?
Does building an university in Nigeria cost billions of dollar?
Nigeria was one of those LUCKY developing nations WITHOUT DEBT thanks to the 'wicked' yoruba man.

But because of that useless Otueke man, the country will now be forced to dip back into the spiral of debt if it wants schools and hospitals roads, electricity etc

Jonathan was a curse upon Nigeria who was mocked the world over for his legendary cluelessness. Lets not even talk of tbe fact that he made us famous the world over as the nation where 200 school girls are kidnapped and 2000 civilians murdered and THE PRESIDENT DO NOT EVEN PRETEND TO CARE.

Never had corruption and ridicule been taken to such heights.
Now the people has spoken, the world had approved. So if you dont agree please crawl back to Otueke and go cry on his laps because NO ONE CARES!

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Family / Re: How To Communicate With My Yoruba Husband's Family by username792: 4:39pm On Mar 24, 2015
ephemm:


Ok! Just treat her the way you would want your daughter inlaw to treat you.
"Èsan á ké"

When the mother in law throws at her 'Is it your stomach' would she like to be treated this way?

Does she have any regards for her DIL? Why doesnt she treat her DIL in a way she would have wanted her MIL to treat her?

Mama's boys are such a turn off

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Family / Re: How To Communicate With My Yoruba Husband's Family by username792: 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2015
yurubaajejiiyaw:

one of the things that shocked me the most was to notice how he can't stand to his mother! I imagine that in nigerian culture measn that one was well raised

So sad but true. Many of us are raised to mistake FEAR for RESPECT :/
If he can't stand up to his mother, that is more tricky than I thought.
I really dont know what to tell you :/ but if I were in your shoes, I would avoid her as much as I can.

But first thing first, I would confront him on his dismissive attitude when his mother is around. You said that he shout at you as ifif you were a kid. That is a no no for me.
For real though, how would he react if your parents were to treat him the same way?
If he dont see anything wrong in the way he treats you around her, obviously, he wont bulge when she treats you bad.
Family / Re: How To Communicate With My Yoruba Husband's Family by username792: 1:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
TBH I dont know much about Yoruba culture but something I know for sure is that this has more to do with your husband's family dynamics than Yoruba traditions. Many young wives experience just that. Many women cant just let go of their son when they get married.

What I found alarming in what you wrote is not specifically what your MIL did or said but her son's attitude toward you when she is around.
You can't do anything if he doesnt back you up. Have you talked to him about this?

If he cant stand up to his mother, you wont be able to do either. HE IS THE BEST SUITED TO ADVISE YOU ABOUT HOW TO BEHAVE AROUND HIS MOTHER.

Some people said that you should be docile around her. I hear that, it might give you peace now but what will it be like when you have children of you own. Will she boss you around in your own home? Over you own kids?

Just talk to your husband and remember that you are his wife first and her DIL second.

I would like to know how your husband would react if you mother was to treat him like yours did.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2015
Built2last:
You need to read what you wrote again its just another rubbish you spewed...It lacks logic and coherence. Its sad that you spent 24hours to research to reply this nonse. When you write coherently and i get you, i may reply

How come I wasnt notified of this?

Anyway, it is good that I shut you up So you can stop LYING ABOUT JESUS WITH YOUR MONEY HUNGRY ARSE!

It sad that you think that spending 24h to properly convey the word of God is 'sad'. Had you spent just a second reading the Bible, you would never have wrote something blatanly backward as Jesus was materialy rich or Romain soldiers were fighting over his clothes because they were expensive.

common, you couldnt even quote JUST ONE VERSE TO BACK THE RIDICULOUS UTTRANCES YOU MADE. Yet you are here harpnig about my sopposed lack of coherence when everything you have posted proves that you have absolutely NONE.

You know neither coherence nor the Bible. Fake pastors need sheep-like people like you to spread their Christless and Bibleless Christianity.
Family / Re: For Men......Don't be a rapist! by username792: 10:35pm On Mar 22, 2015
Why is this not on front page?
This is VERY VERY IMPORTANT.
Do only dumb and misogynistic threads make it to the front page angry

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Family / Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by username792: 8:33pm On Mar 18, 2015
nedu2000:
If my wife makes life a living hell for me,I'll do d same thing
Mrs wifey look at. the mirror

From this comment I would say that you apppear to be quite a spiteful and immature individual, hence the last person able to give sound advice on mature things like mariage.

Mr Nedu please look at the mirror

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Properties / Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by username792: 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
onila:
Their mom divorced when they were young/toddlers & they were left behind with their dad.
Their mom Chinelo soon remarried Jerry Chukwueke, who we know as Germaine motors
Their dad also married & started a new family. The boys were kind of left to their own devices and pretty much raised themselves with both parents busy with their new spouses & children. They fell into the wrong crowd & started fraud Osi was lucky. Football saved him.

they have been through alot, dont judge harshly

you are right
We should not judge especially those whose circumstances we know little about

but from what you said, he didnt have much while growing up so WHERE DID HE FIND HIS MONEY?

if im not mistaken, he was released from prison just few years ago so how did he manage to make such a fortune in such a relatively short period of time?
Given his past, doesnt it look SUSPICION too you?
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 7:19pm On Mar 11, 2015
Built2last:


Honestly i pity you and thats because, you feel you made sense with this rubbish you typed here. Your reasoning is below average and requires you upgrade for your own good.

You called him fake pastor...thats being judgemental..are you the God they profess to serve to determine if they are fake.? Who are yoi to judge fake or not fake.

Again i say, it is not the duty of pastors to prepare your soul for heaven. It is solely a personal race. Pastors are simply for the edifying of the church. It is the duty of the Holy Spirit ro guide and prepare our soul for heaven.

Let me also biblically educate your poverty mindset. Cos i dont know the bible you read that says that because you are a christian you should be poor.

Christ was not poor. He was so rich that He distributed money to the poor. Indeed, Judas was the treasurer of the twelve and bible records that occasionally Christ will send him to go give arms to the poor.

The bible records that after Christ died, the Roman soldiers argued over who will inherit His cloth. If it was rag he was wearing will they argue on the ownership ? Christ had enough, he wore sane quality and type of cloth with His disciples. How did i know? Bible records that when the soldiers came to arrest Him at Gethsemane, they could not tell which was Christ. It took the kiss from Judas to tell the soldiers who Christ was. Same dress, same quality. If you know how the accient Roman soldiers dressed you will appreciate what Christ wore for them to fight over it.

Finally, God is not poor and will never be. Erase that picture you got from sunday school and serve Him well so that He can bless you

Have you read where God says in Habbakuk 2 that silver is mine and gold is mine says the Lord...God is so rich that the streets if heaven are made with gold.

Have you jot also read where God says, i wish above all things that you prosper and be in good health. Abraham was wealthy, David was wealthy, Solomon was the wealthiest. Are these jot men God used. Which bible are you reading

For your info, i am not a pastor. I am a well read fellow who understands his authority and riches in Christ. I an so successful and serving God that those you feel should have prosperity envy me. I simply tell them..Gods blessing make rich and am a testimony..wake up bro, you need money to preach to the whole World as Christ commanded. If God sends you to Australia, will you trek..thats 18-21 hours by air.


You should keep your pity to yourself because you clearly need it more than I do.

Insulting my intellectual capacities and ad hominem attacks are the very testimony of your inability to produce relevant arguments, which is further proven by the fact that you have to resort with great despair to distorting my words. I have never claimed or even implied the following: "Cos i dont know the bible you read that says that because yareou are a christian you should be poor."
You either comprehend basic English or you don't but refrain from putting words in my mouth.

Moreover, it appears that you do not know what 'being judgemental' means, otherwise you would not have type the above. Calling someone out for DOING WRONG AND EVIL [ Galates 6 : 1] is not being judgemental - which is degrading and abusing someone else for one's ego.

"Again i say, it is not the duty of pastors to prepare your soul for heaven. It is solely a personal race." So much confusion SMH!! [John 21:15-17]. The Church is the sum of all of Jesus' disciples reunited under one spiritual body that has one spirit, the Holy Spirit. We all have diverse spiritual gifts. However, among those members, some were specifically called to help us in our work with Christ so that we become a stainless bride. So 'edifying the Church' and 'preparing our souls for heaven' are NOT separate or opposite!!! They go hands in hands because, once again, the Church of Christ is the sum of our saved souls. So pastors cannot edify the Church of Christ if the salvation of souls are not their priority!!

This man is GREEDY and is instilling GREED and EVILNESS into blinded people in the name of Christ, he is destroying the Churcj of Christ. Case in point: You telling me that I have a 'poverty mindset', such phrase should NEVER be mentionned in the body of Christ!

"Christ was not poor. He was so rich that He distributed money to the poor. Indeed, Judas was the treasurer of the twelve and bible records that occasionally Christ will send him to go give arms to the poor."

I rarely see so much BLASPHEMY, goodnes!!
May thunder strike me now if you manage to cite biblical verses to substantiate what you wrote!!! He never 'distribute money to the poor', that's a LIE!! Shame on you for that. He multiplied the food for the poor using his spiritual gifts.

Christ was poor in the mundane world, but rich in God's world.
Your fake pastor is money hungry in the mundane world but among the poorest in God's world.
Christ even said that we should not even yearn to accumulate riches on Earth but in Heaven [Matthew 6:19-20]. How would he then do what he castigates. He also said that we cant both serve God and money [Matthew 6:24].

Nowhere in the Bible is written that Judas was rich. It is only said that he was the treasurer of the Twelve, that means IN NO WAY that he or the twelve had a lot of money! Roman soldiers knew who Judas was but couldn't tell Jesus from the rest who were mostly paupers i.e. Peter and his brother who were fishermen. SO YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG FOR implying that Judas was rich and wearing good quality clothes with Jesus where NOTHING substantiates this and almost everything proves otherwise.

I challenge you to cite a verse saying that Roman soldiers were fighting over Christ's clothes because they were somptuous!

"Finally, God is not poor and will never be. Erase that picture you got from sunday school and serve Him well so that He can bless you"

God and 'poverty' should NEVER be spoken of in the same sentence for in God's kingdom, it doesnt matter. He loves us all the same. 'Poverty' only exists in the mundane world and the hearts of money-hungry and greedy people like yourself and your fake pastor!! This is why people like you think that to "prosper" in this sentence
"Have you jot also read where God says, i wish above all things that you prosper and be in good health. Abraham was wealthy, David was wealthy, Solomon was the wealthiest. Are these jot men God used. Which bible are you reading"
is necessarely in financial terms.
Greedy people like you only see prosperity as stacking up money instead of the multiple ways a Child of God can prosper in God such as becoming more and more sanctified or deepining his/her knowledge of the Words of God.
God has NEVER said, 'I wish above all things that you become rich'!!!
Which Bible are YOU reading??

Once again, Abraham, David and Solomon have NEVER asked for or pray to God for 'blessings' in financial terms. This is what you greedy people in that greedy man's church do. Almost everytime, I speak to prospery gospel advocates like yourself, they use these three men as examples and put the emphasis on their wealth - which is greedy - instead of the faith, whereas the New Testament cite them for their faith. What about other Men of God who died in poverty such as Paul and Peter ??

" you need money to preach to the whole World as Christ commanded. If God sends you to Australia, will you trek..thats 18-21 hours by air."
What is this rubbish?? Do you that if God send you to preach in Australia, wont he make sure that you have you have the necessary means to do so? Isnt God who put Jonas in the belly of a fish that took him where he was supposed to preach? Did he give Jonas money? Was Jonas a billionaire like Oyedepo?

YOU NEED GOD TO PREACH TO THE WHOLE WORLD, NOT MONEY!!! God will provide for the rest!!!!
If you think that money is what you need first, that means money is your god.

Also stop bragging about success on Earth, it is ungodly. 'Blessings' have nothing to do with 'riches' for the true children of God, only for Baal followers.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Blast Pastor Oyedepo Over The “gate Of Hell” Statement by username792: 9:12pm On Mar 10, 2015
HAHAHAHA HAH HAHAHAHAHA
I remember this!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 9:04pm On Mar 10, 2015
wayodude:
Praise the Lord...and pass him/them your cheque book. The highway to heaven is heavily tolled. cheesy

HAHAHAHA HAHAHA
Goodness, you killed me!!

I guess following this rationale, God love his children in Nigeria less than he loves hhis Amerian children ggiven that he has 'blessed' us with fewer material things XD
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 8:56pm On Mar 10, 2015
mployer:


Riches is part of the blessings of God. From the old to the new testament, God made them materially prosperous, them that found favour in his sight.


Poverty is not the will God for anyone.

Are you serious serious ??

I challenge you to cite me just one verse in the Bible where David, abraham, solomon - or all those names yall prosperity gospel people like to drop - did PRAY TO / ASK GOD FOR MONEY!

Just one!


Yet this is what prosperity Gospel preach: To pray to God for material things and call them 'blessings'. Yet this is Greed, it hurts people especially in poor countries like Nigeria and is SATANIC!

And if you are Christian, YOU ARE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST! Not David, not solomon, not Oyedepo!

Christ was among the poorest, yet he fought to alleviate hunger and suffering. He didnt stack up material things and purposely seek gain. And so were his disciples! Does that mean they were less succesful or blessed?

Poverty was good enough for Jesus Christ who is God's son!!!!! What are you talking about?

You are NOT Christian so stop pimping God's words and go and pray to your real gods, money and Oyedepo!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 8:10pm On Mar 10, 2015
Built2last:
I happy for you sir

it isnt easy

there is something you know that many people do not know.

If church business was a money spinner, why are there wretched pastors who even started before you.

if you are beefing him, please start your own, if you do well we will attend.

Never hate or castigate the hand work of another especially when they are far successful than you are.

Even money ritualists pay heavy price for wealth...if its easy go and join

talk is cheap


It is so disgusting that we are here talking about RELIGION, yet you clearly define 'success' as stacking riches and material things on Earth!

Did Jesus die on the cross for your greed and that of the mumus following frauds like Odepeyo, TB Joshua and the likes?

Isnt the role of 'Men of God' to prepare our souls for the AFTER LIFE? Shouldnt that be true success?

And I bet you claim to be a Christian.

yall should leave Christ out of this and just admit that you are living for the love of material things, for greed, admitting that you are following these fake pastors and not Jesus.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 7:56pm On Mar 10, 2015
Idrismusty97:
Lovely family and goodluck with your church business. May you never run out of gullible people. Many upcoming pastorpreneurs look up to you.

Thank you for this!
Those GREEDY ANIMALS who live off the Nigerian people's despair will burn in hell!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by username792: 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2015
Does he often slap them hard in the face and scream for the devil to come out of them too ?

I dont care whatever people think but this man, like all these fake pastors, is a DEMON pimping God's words for riches on Earth.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Beautiful State First Ladies In Nigeria by username792: 7:46pm On Mar 03, 2015
" No doubt, her
Lebanese roots contributed to her dazzling
beauty''

spoken like a true HOUSE NEGRO

No wonder so many Lebanese and Indian people treat Nigerians worse than animals given how they are held as semi Gods by many in nigeria.

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 6:58pm On Feb 10, 2015
This thread is like 33p long now and ofcourse coogar is there on EVERY PAGE LIKE A TRUE BUM NIGGA WIth ONLY NAIRALAND IN HIS LIFE

This forum scares me undecided

BRB

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 6:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
coogar:



coogar:

you are a plonker!
so you waited till i hit the sack to type this rubbish? you must have a fücked up life. how & where did i quote you before you brought your accursed self to me?

Obviously, I HAD TO wait you 'hit the sack', right? Because you assume that like the wayward, piggish, primeval, redundant, no-life-having sack of shiit that you are, I wait around Nairaland all day to fixate on strangers' clits. Yep sure pigsty king, SINCE YOU WHINED ON THE PREVIOUS POST ABOUT ME MAKING YOU W A I T 2 hours, you would think everbody is a dumfvck like you whose whole existence revolves around Nairaland.

Biiittchh, get this, i will make you wait as i please since I SENT FOR YOU. Anyway what a loony bum like you got to do with his time other than stalking the dark alleys of a Naija forum. See your life! Obviously you think that everybody has settled for online friends and online romance, i.e. the fvcked up life of a troll, just because YOU DO. See coogar's ambitions. And i know your predictible ass will feel the need to come back about all the shit you have achieved. I guess that also should be filed with all the 'sophisticated vagginas' you supposedly get as 'the delusions of a loner trying TO DESPERATELY TRYING TO PROVE USERNAME792 SOMETHING'

Bitchh made nig, i got news for you, i have shit to do, people to deal with in the real world - just like the people you see from that hole in your dark cave going about their daily life.

I HAD TO SEND FOR A BIIITTCCHHH SMACK TALKING IN HIS GRANDIOSE DELUDED SISSY STYLE, THE BITCCCHHH WILL WAIT!

coogar:

i don't relate with hoodrat language. if you cannot speak in clear & concise language then go fück yourself. what exactly is the meaning of the drivel above? are your brains in your feet?

'Brains in your feet'? Is this another pigsty thing just like 'anal conception'? No hun, us humans dont have brains there, but since i have heard about anal conceptipn, nothing surprises me anymore in piggyland.
Also I told you if human things like 'pums' are BEYOND YOUR MENTAL CAPACITIES, let them to us humans and dont blame us for being a mentally limited and underdevelopped animal. After all, i dont question the the piggynation ways and I just let you be your true swiny self.

Also, i know by now that the 'clear and concise way' regers to the 'uhhh' and 'haaah' you exchange with the ape ladies with lice and yeast infections you fancy in the zoo next to the pigsty. You are right about that, I dont know about that and dont want to. Deciphering pig language is hard enough.

HAHAHAHAHZHAHAHHA for real though XD, the irony of a mofo bum who fish ass on the net, is obsessed with annnuuussssees, sleep with dirty slags who share panties and weave AND BRAGS ABOUT IT LOL then turns around to talk about 'hoodrats' Hahahahahahah like bitch, the lowest hoodrat has more class in her pinky toe than your piggy ass marinating in the anal juice you love so much. HAHAHAHZ

coogar:

you are a tröglodyte......
only a brain dead, anaemic twåt with the self esteem of an elf would type the above. this is what happens when you match 2 similar set of genes. either the donor of your X chromosomes spent her entire pregnancy on amphetamines or the donor of Y chromosomes had sexuäl interests in his own twin sister and he incësted!

translation: you are an inbred twät!

Translation: I have nothing better to say because it hurts to much XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hzha hahahahahzhahahzhahahaha HahaHAHAHAHZHAHAHA
The wailings of a hit piglet on the ground.
HAHAHAHHAH HAHAHAHAH LO hahahah

I clearly hit where it hurts and i have no remorse about it. Animals deserve animal treatment :-)
I see no DENIAL, no claim that I AM LYING just a bunch of unarticulated swear words put together in the the heat of the moment to soothe the suffering. HAHAHAHAH
The gospel truth buuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnns. Roasted piglet ummmm nice!

Dont be mad at me for being a wacko with no game who resents women, be mad at yourself for being such a calamity and a reject.

This is Coogar:
'I got so much ass poured on me from spending my days and nights on Nairaland in this dark piggish cave. Hey look at that cutie' *hurry up, creates thread* 'hey hun, im an alpha male begging for your attention, you are cuter than the pigsty girls, please validate me with your attention, i have already packed all my belongings in the only suit case I have and Im ready to move to your country, i would even move to the next continent, i got money to waste like that as a true maga but dont smell my desperation though because i got 'sophistcated vagginas' poured on me'

HAHAHA XD TRUE TRUE TRUE, keep on wailing miss piggy, i like roasted pork chops

I now understand why you stay here 24/7 because you belong to the coalition of sorry ass bums who get no ass and hate women for that. Have you thought about marrying that sore other monkey looking for 'potential wives' here? I know he prefers monkeys but since I sent him to the zoo and it is near the pigsty, you could have a nice little thing going. *wink* Or maybe you give some anal checks - you like anus so much, dont you :-) - to that other creep renting at the brothel?

coogar:

desperate for ašs?
even if this were to be true, it wouldn't be your diseased aśs.

'Even if' clearly doesnt have the same meaning in the pigsty I see, just like 'avoid'.
BITCCCCCHHHH YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DESPAIR FOR ASS which is why YOU CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CLIT and would in such a pathetic way brag on a faceless forum about the puss you aint got. You got a lot to prove bitccchh ass nigglet. A LOT!

coogar:

you are the desperate also that has been running around the forum looking for someone to mate with.


Says the MUGU opening threads to catch game.
*sips tea doe*

HAHAHAHAHHAHA no i swear this shitttt is waaaaaayyy toooo easy. Im starting to feel bad for you please try harder.
Like nigga is handing me sticks to beat him with lololol
Truly the gift that keeps on giving hun

coogar:


last week, you were floating around sagamite. he killed & humiliated you several times. this week it's coogar and you are getting eviscerated publicly. what's next for you? it seems your tactics ain't working.

So much for 'few hours i didnt even knew you existed' uhhhmmm i did see you lurking onn that thread but in true bittchhhh fashion you stayed quiet. Hunny, please i know you are just calling him to support you while i open your yansh, but he wont come boo. He himself knows what awaits him.
He killed me so bad that im standing here with my boot on your pig throat while you are wailing for help. I guess i got nine lives nigga.

coogar:

you are so much a slüt, if you run away from home in the morning, you would come back home pregnant by noon.............at the animal shelter. you & i - not the same level. i am a komodo dragon and you are just a malnourished mutt.

More clit riding Mr 'i got ass'. Isnt it cute a deluded mongrel pig dreaming of being a dragon - at least, you are not claiming human, good!
This smack talking yeast infected and lice covered bitcch talking about 'level', everything is possible i guess.

coogar:

says patient zero for herpes infection. we know hoodrats like you suck cöcks for a living. every known STI + the HIV infection can be found in you.

Mesdames et Messieurs, after introducing us to his POVERTY jokes, his ELECTRICITY jokes, his EBOLA jokes, Coogar has decided to hit a newer low - remember nigga is digging to meet his mentor Satan - with wait for it ... AIDS jokes!
So ladies and gentlemen lets all get up and laugh about AIDS. such a funny subject.
People dying of Aids
Hahaahahahahaha
Hahahahahahah hahahahahahajahgahg hahahah
Thhe shaming of and discriminating against of Aids patients
Haahzjhahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahhaha so hilariou hahaha
Children made orphans by Aids
Bahhahhahahahahahahahaga geez sooooo funnnnyyy bahzhhah

Forgive him, he is just an animal still learning about human ways and seeking comfort in his sorryy bumm PIGGY ass life by laughing at HUMANS going throuhh tragedies.

Nigga also got mad jokes about men murdering their wives. A true desperate piglet i tell you!

coogar:

we all need to be protected from you - cos you are a lethal weapon sent to this planet to harm humanity.

Yep but is it BEFORE OR AFTER you have murdered all women AND RAPE THEM ANNALLY THOUGH? You have been running from this question for so long.
Anyway, what would a caveman piglet know about humanity? Is that the HUMANITY you keep on displaying here while cheering the killing of women and mocking poverty, ebola, elctricity issues, and aids. Shut your demented psycho piggy mouth and keep those tales for your shrink.

coogar:

who cares where a skank lives?
it's not significant -

You do. That's why you been taking planes to get some hoes, remember? LOL You also talked to me about those ladies who like anal play in islamic countrirs. Nigga could fly to Iraq just for butt juice.
But anyway WHO AM I TO JUDGE? LOL

coogar:

you can take a skank out of the bush. you won't succeed taking the ghetto out of her

Speaking from experience i see, i already know about your 'sophisticated vaggiiinnas' who shares undies and weave :-/, you know the ones you like to brag about.

coogar:

your fascination with pigs is alarming.
you probably wänk with pig pictures, i mean you have a zero chance of scoring with a man. little wonder you are claiming to be a fake virgin.

Yep little piglet, i am fascinated by your kind. You also must admit that a half pig half caveman e-thugging on Nairaland is quite a sight to see. But sorry hun, i wouldnt be able to equal your sexual perversion even i wanted to. Animals are a no no for humans. Btw how did you manage to cross the species barrier and get on with the ape ladies?


And also yep piglet, a fake virgin who can score no man but it also a slut, that makes plenty of sense mumu brain. Common sense not so common at the pigsty i see.


coogar:

hebrews believe in rebirth......
i hope it happens to you so you can reincarnate back to this world as a douche bag.

Mumu get your story right. I dont know about the limited intellectual functions of a pig and the challenges of dealing with that but at least try harder BIIITCH
Are you whispering that sweet talk on my grave? Apparently, i died last week, i have been buried, yet my boot is firmly on that piggy throat of yours?
You are so fascinated with women being murdered, arent you? Like i have said earlier you are probably crying your eyes out on your keyboard because you can't kill me THEN RAPE MY ASS LIKE A TRUE NECROPHILIC PERV.

But dont worry hun, women get killed everthing, plenty of cases to cheer you up filthy wayward psychopatic beast. I wont be surprised if you unearth corpses at your local cemetery to get your pig peen in those arseholes. You are so gross, pathetic and twisted, creepy fvuck.

coogar:

your clitorïs?
that rubbish you carry between your legs. it has a striking resemblance with the predator's face.

Yestetday tune:
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS

Today:

YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
Sigh
We hear you mugu, this is the closest you will ever get to a clit without having to spend money ... or buy plane tickets lol we got you.

coogar:

you got buried since last night - this one is just you trying to save your acne-ridden face. i dunno if you are a bïtch by choice......but every time you see my comments on this section, it makes your insides moist.

NECROPHILIA AGAIN !?!?
MY CLIT AGAIN ??!

You wish you could write a book about my vaginna, you have been holding on it for hours now b
But like i have said earlier and I will repeat myself for the THIRD TIME:

KEEP RIDING MY CLIT AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT BECAUSE, YOUR LIFE DOES DEPEND ON IT BIIIAAAATTCCHH

Your sexual perversion - necrophilia, obesession with strangers' vajayjays and anuses - speaks of your sexual deprivation and frustration and your sexual deprivation feeds your heinous and vile resentment against women and your despair to have your urges satisfied.

Keep on, savage!

coogar:

you are classless......
born & raised in a poverty background with the shïttiest childhood ever known to man. you come on NL to target & troll classy people because you can't have what people like me possess.

however, if that's what it comes to........then there's no doubt that this is what happens when you have a daddy that fücks you.....a sister that is your niece and an aunt that used to be your uncle.

Two lows in the same post? That's a new low in itself.

Ok, so just to sum up things, after poverty, after electricity, after Ebola and even Aids, COOGAR BRINGS US RAAAAPPPE, INCESSSST AND PEDDDDDOPHILIA.

O___o

*standing ovation* nigga, those piglet-sized shovels can do wonders.

Wow nigga so much for class and humanity. You NEED to come up with these sick and nasty scenari right? It makes your sick and perverted ass feel so good right? How good does it make you feel to think about a FATHER RAPIINNNGG HIS CHILD SICK FVCK? How much does it turn you on?

I know how it goes down at the pigsty, anal conception and all but why is your brain SO SOILED?

From the pigsty, when you take breaks from Nairaland, you check PEDO SITES, right?

You are so sick my goodness, there is no low you wont hit. I just pray for the children in your area :-( anyway, it is a known fact that pedos fear and hate women because they make them feel emasculated. But this is sad as heck.

coogar:

go kill yourself......
stop stalking me. i never met you and i dunno you. you have no reason to speak or quote my comments. you stalk me so much you probably have plenty of wet dreams of me. zip up, classy men like me don't patronise $2 whorës!

So i should kill myself so that you can rapppppe my ass abi? So much talk about women killing, anuses, fathers rapppinnng their daughters, ebola, aids, peddddooophhiilia, Mugu lifestyle, dirty women from this stale and decayed mouth.

BITCH YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER BECAUSE I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OVER YOUR CRYING!!!
That's what you get for talkind smack, YOU GET CHECKED.

You should have thought about how you have never met me before unzipping that gap in the loopsided square you use as a face to biiitttccchhh about how i cheat on my husband with my colleagues.

I sent for biittcches that need checking so from now on you know that if you can't take it, don't ditch it.

Despite all the crying, you cant tame your sexual perversion. 'Classy' sissies like yourself patronise the 'sophisticated vagginas' of ape ladies who share undies and weave. You said it yourself.

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 6:45pm On Feb 10, 2015
oloyede252:
u try o.ur welcomed to the club

Which part of 'PERVERTS ARE NOT MY KIND OF PEOPLE' don't you get?
i know you are looking for some 5 yo for your pedo ring or club, but I aint one so BACK OFF SATANAS!

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 4:41am On Feb 10, 2015
coogar:

don't get ahead of yourself.
i avoid brain dead bimbos like yourself.

Avoid clearly means something different in the pigsty.
I guess talking smack about me and quoting me are your own ways of avoiding me.

coogar:

what is pum? grin

Dont burden yourself up with such human things since you have the 'anus' for anal conception for how you were conceive and you will conceive. Pigs dont need to know about pums.

coogar:

have you been smoking your pubic hair again? travelling for pum? goodness gracious......what's wrong with your nervous system?

Smoking pubic hair? Another pig way? NO THANKS
But please dont try to act brand new bitchh hahzhahahahahahahah EVERYONE CAN CHECK YOUR PAGE.
Someone is embaressed lol. please KEEP ON FISHING FOR ASS ON NAIRALAND MISTER PATHETIC LOOSER CREEPY 'I GET WOMEN' ass.
Trying SOOOOIOO HAAARRRDDD TO PROVE ME SHIT when I dont know you and im apparently of no significance to your life smiley
You are so estatic. You cant stop talking about my vaggiina and Im supposed to think you are an alpha male, right XD
K then, pigsty king is all you can claim.

coogar:

so you don't like the fact that i bed exotic women? don't be jealous of my fabulous life, biko. at this rate, you might join witchcraft out of the frustration that coogar gets the best of the lot.


Yep immmm soooo jealous. Lice, yeast infection, pigsty anal conception, the pathologic hatred for women, the e-thugging, the making of threads attract some random girl on Nairaland, , the ubiquity on this forum, the online loser life... yeahhh so jellllyyyy biatch!
LMAO just look at your standarts for a sec. You are the definition of pathetic but carry on.

coogar:

please please......
stop lying anyone has set camp in your panties. if you assemble all the 4K HD cameras in the world to create a super telescope.......i still wouldn't locate my interest in an inbred twät like you.

llike I SAID EARLIER KEEP RIDING THAT CLIT AS IF Your MIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE AS A BITCHHH MADE NIGGA, YOUR LIFE MUST DEPENDS ON IT.
You are thirsty and desperate as heck for ass like all the louud mouthed baboons here who only have Nairaland to find someone that will tolerate them.
Biiiitttcchhh keep on showing your disinterest in me while camping in my drawers. They fascinated you from the beginning.

coogar:

you can sue me for comparing your spërm-flaked brains to wattage in nigeria.
what a nuisance!!!

Sue you? For being a demented, untamed savage with no principle? Why would i sue a pig for his pig ways or a savage for his savagey? Why? And who told you i live in Nigeria? More Harry Potter tales a loony like yourself needs?

Think about writing a book where you can pour all thais pigsty fvckery and publish it as 'Diary of a biiiitchh made fvck boy, my psycho ways from the pisty and my life e-thugging on Nairaland'

Btw Is there anything wrong witj residing in Naija? You live in my ass for goodness sake, how would you know?

coogar:

this is rich coming from a simpleton born & bred in a cassava background. grin
your fascination with pigs is scary. do boars give you nocturnal erëctions? i don't blame you though - your birth certificate was a letter of apology from a condom factory.


Scarier than your fascination with ANUSES, MY CLITORIS AND THE ABUSE OF WOMEN?
Sorry but you have to admit that a half pig as caveman with an online life is pretty fascinating, but yep it wont rival your fascination with waywardness :/

coogar:

i have seen more intelligent silver back apes in yankari game reserve.

I dont doubt that, animals hanging out with their likes. are they the ladies with filty drawers and hair you like so much in your bed?.
coogar:

what makes you think i even want to be anywhere near you. with the way you have been ptyalising piffle all day, you come across as someone with a different strain of ebola virus.


After, POVERTY, ELECTRICITY NOW EBOLA. All so funny things to write about. See me laughing piggy hahahahahaha for a pig, you can do as well as an 8 yo in the joke department, not bad piggy.
People dying of Ebola or being affected by it is obviously the insult of choice for a savage animal, removed from humanity, who shit himself while cheering on the killing of women.

PLEASE HUN KEEP ON DIGGING you are burrying yourself, i wont stoop as low as you. Say hi to satan when you seeee himm BITTTTTTTCCCCHHHH
coogar:

you are a classless skank!
there's nothing about you that interests me - not even your alum-aided secondary hymën. go find some other men to troll.

Yeah hun, i have no class, you sure have plenty of it and this whole thread shows it.
Killing women - classy
Fixating on my clit - classy
Openning that shit 'hole of a mouth about me when i never sent for you - classsy
Being an internet troll and a creepy loserr - classy
Women who share weaves and undies - classy
Reesorting to talk about my parents when your ass get stale - classy
Making a mockery of poverty, electricity issues and ebola - classy
Talking about the apes you fvck - classy
Oh yeah dont forget about the anus and anal conception - classy.

Yep sure bitch you are really a class act. I get your obsession with 'class' started when it hit you in the mouth, sadly, you have only a leaky mouth and brain to show for that no class you filthy wayward swine

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 3:47am On Feb 10, 2015
Sorry coogs for being late, but i know you are here SINCE YOU LIVE HERE.
Imust admit that dealing with a low life scum from nairaland is hard to fit on mylist of things to do daily but you will get it pigsty king. TRUST!

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 3:43am On Feb 10, 2015
coogar:


you waited close to 2 hrs to type this crap?




You would be surprised what people do with their time. I know that for a low life bum like you who clearly lives here, everthing must revolve around this website - and your obnoxious ubiquity speaks of it - but still you would be surprised by what people who are actually NOT CREEPS do with their time.

coogar:


you must be a masochist! fortunately for an epileptic beast of burden like yourself, i have knocked off more stubborn black heads like yourself than pimple-removal cream.

don't put me in your poverty echelon. you are obviously displaying the poverty of common sense here. you are not only financially impoverished, you are intellectually sterile as well.



Is it just like the sea of 'sophisticated vaginnass', are you trying TO PROVE SOMETHING THAT IS MISSING SO MUCH SO THAT YOU FEEL THAT BURNING URGE TO BRAG ABOUT ALL THAT MONEY YOU ARE MAKING WHILE CAMPING BOTH ON NAIRALAND AND IN MY PAINTIES?
Sorry, wont stoop this low, i have principles Im holding to, I dont have shit to prove to boost my online persona and fans, but bitttccchhh keep on digging. You are burrying yourself and now standing like a 12YO Rihnna stan, I didnt know they had that model in piglets.


coogar:


heap of balderdash!
how you sat down for close to 2 hrs to type this baloney suggests you have the brain power of a praying mantis.
i am allergic to mgbeke types like you. besides, my rules of engagement is simple. i don't take shots until i am mentioned. so go eat a dïck!

Wait, were you waiting for me? I must be the highlight of your day, I forgot your whole life is here and ssshit but i have a thing for you: though your life must be pretty dull at the pigsty, apart for anal conception ofcourse, we humans have shhiiit to do other than Nairaland.
Your mgbekes are so 'sophisticated' and 'classy' that they share undies an weave, i know that much. But i still dont know if you KILL THEM BEFORE OR AFTER RAPING THEIR ANNNUUUUSSSSESS MAIMING THEM AND BEATING THEM.

Obviously you dont take shots until you are mentioned bitiiichh. I HAD TO MENTION YOU THREE TIMES T H R E E T I M E S FOR YOU TO 'MAN UP' BITCH MADE NIGGA. Your kind stay in your lane talking smack from the side of your mouth like A TRUE SISSY.

You are no ALPHA MALE. ALPHA MALES DO not TRAVEL FOR ASS SINCE IT IS POURED ON THEM - this loser was talking abour his 'sophisticated vagginas' and is so worried about my clit Hahahahahahah -and they dont do that smacktalk. Needless to say that violence against is not necessary for them to feel like true men, but it is forrrrr e-thug biiittcches like you, it is.

coogar:



the message is simple and concise. it means you are an arsëhole because you were conceived via anäl sėx. you don't have need a palmtop to decipher that. stop the overanalysis of a simple line.



ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS

Yeahh we get it Coogar, we get it!

coogar:


yet more baloney......

where exactly did i cheer violence against women? are you sure you are not carrying a generational curse? up until 12 hrs ago, i didn't even know you exist.


Yeah more about that generatuonal curse please. Biiitttcchhh please. Now you know all about me and how apparently i cheat on a husband who doesnt exist or all the things i supposedly do with my clit. One more paw in the mouth pigsty style.


coogar:



you can bring your finest girl friend to test my orientation. what a tool!




I have no friend who is a pig or a cavewoman or better yet exchange weave and undies with strangers. Sorry :/

coogar:


you wouldn't be able to support yourself if your spine is made of pillars. products of broken homes like yourself are misguided, deluded, priggish and are too emotional to be dead accurate about their thinking.


Yep, and you dont know me, nice delusions though.

coogar:



so why all these clitöral erëctions for me? go and pick street urchins in your class to troll abeg.


I dont know, you are the one parked on my clit :/ MORE FIXATION MY VAGGGINA I SEE UMMMMM

coogar:


coogar is a higher breed.


A higer breed of pig that is. Still beneath any human though. Yrrs offence.

coogar:



the scars of your childhood is coming back to your memory? why not see a shrink. it must be hard to have grown up all these years with the ugly experiences of your parents felching on you.

I dont. You are the ones talking about things i have no clue of. Talking about ME 'seeing a shrink' when you reside here, as an online troll who hates women so much he wants to kill them. Kind of Freudian slip again?
Shouldnt your fixation with anuses and strangers vagginas be enough for you to run to a shrink? Were you quoting a page out of f your diary or something? Anyway, Im sure it is tear and doodoo stained.

coogar:


nah, in this habitat - if you have got it, you flaunt it. i am an alpha male. the very top pedigree. no wonder the nerve endings of your bits have been short circuiting all day. stop stalking me. your type is intellectually out of my league.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHAH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH BITCH PLHUUUSSSEEE HAHAHAHAHZHQHAHAHAHAHA

coogar:


mind your own business!
why are you jealous of the type of women i take to bed? ain't you a virgin anymore?



You mean the type with yeast infections and lice in their hair from sharing stuff that should not be shared. Boo, sorry to break it to you but such filty ways are not that of humans. It is cool and all in the pigsty where dirt and anal juice is everwhere but we humans do not practice or envy those ways.

coogar:


what a fool!
boasting about virginity on a faceless forum to score cheap brownie points. who cares about your sad and uninteresting miserable life you live?


After boasting of your money or 'sophisticated vagginas' ok yeah i got you hun. I sure care about your HAPPY life spent here celebrating murder and all that imaginary filthy puss you get. Carry on.
coogar:



we know the kinda women we despise. if you notice, i have decent conversations with women that are classy. however, the numbskull runts like yourself don't deserve the respect - so we treat you like ruminant animals.

O_0
That awkward moment when a pig tells me he treats his partners like animals. Is this pig expecting me to be shocked?
*gasps*
coogar:



talk shyte about you?
who are you? prophet mohammed, jesus christ? no? you are not any of them? you have no significance to spark my interest.


Yet you had to put your JK Rowlings on to imagine my life in far away lands in your head. I also see all the energy you use on people of no significance to you Hahhahahahahah this buffoonish crap is a killer.

coogar:
selective amnesia - you quoted me first. until now, your existence or non existence does not matter to me. if you fall off a skyscraper and die tonight, i wouldn't give a rat's ass about you.

Yeah i know that i quoted you first since you are biitttcchhh with a leaky mouth for smack talk. I dont play that.
Pllease once again, after pushing me off that tower, please SPARE MY BUTTHOLE. Necrophily is wack bitttchh

coogar:




#sighs


a cursory glance at your comments would reveal an obese female who is bottling up loads of anger and frustration from the shyte childhood she experienced. how can you have a good father and hate men like you do?


Says the untamed wild swine who supports the killing of women. You can project your issues all on me bitttccchhh but they still yours and one day you will have to face them.

coogar:




evidence of a kerosene background. grin


Wait how do you know about kerosene in YOUR FU'VCKIN CAVES? MY BAD, you also moonlight at the pigsty - where you must habe heard of ketpsene - when you are not riding my clit. But that's ok thpugh.

coogar:



you are the bïtch here.....
anyhow you play it, you would always be a bïtch to be fücked, used and peed on by any man that decides to take sympathy on your sexual frustrations.



Diary of a psycho. I know you are probably crying your eyes out because you dont have me at your reach to kill THEN rape my anuss and stuck me in your fridge with all the other corpses. Too bad for you, psychopathic animal, too bad.

coogar:


a douchebag of your size would certainly cleanse the vagińa of a whale. stop stalking my posts or my opinion. i do what i like, i do what i want. if you don't like my comments, kindly ignore them or............get a long rope, a strong beam to tie it to & do the obvious.

A least you said vaggina, AT LEAST.No more annuuusssseeess pllleeeeasee. You wish you kill me, too bad pigs' paw cant tie ropes PIGSTY KING, although they can somehow type Harry Potter type novels on NAIRALAND

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 2:22am On Feb 10, 2015
BlackLeopard:


I don't do hugs much RL but (e-hug) back. wink

K kiss

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 2:19am On Feb 10, 2015
Cooogar is that gift that keeps on giving

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 2:18am On Feb 10, 2015
coogar:


you may be a pröstitute that takes it up the arsë! many like you are in islamic countries... if you have any iota of class in you, i don't think you would bring up your virginity in public. who is interested in your accursed hymēn? is this a case of mgbeke displaying her wares to ensnare gullible men like ikechukwu obudulu. this is the 21st century - your hymën isn't the selling point, your intelligence is.

who would touch a hymën that hasn't ever had a pap smear test? hymën that comes in contact with second hand undies? hymen that uses jizz-rags instead of quality sanitary pads? your idïocy measured in watts would fix all the electricity problems in 3rd world countries. so because i humiliated you on the other thread, you had the nerve to trail me here for a second beatdown?

bring it on - i still have few graveyards left to bury your corpse.

coogar:


you may be a pröstitute that takes it up the arsë!


O_o

ANUS AGAINNNNNNNN ? Guys, please help. I fear that this creep murder me just to rape my butthole

coogar:

many like you are in islamic countries...

Imm sure you would know given your fascination with annuuuusssseeess and your travelling for pum.

coogar:


if you have any iota of class in you, i don't think you would bring up your virginity in public. who is interested in your accursed hymēn? is this a case of mgbeke displaying her wares to ensnare gullible men like ikechukwu obudulu. this is the 21st century - your hymën isn't the selling point, your intelligence is.

Yeah sure, given how you previously talk about the 'classy' women you take to bed and all the 'sophisticated vagginas' you have. True classy talk there Neandertal, i guess this is how you imagine 21 th century and are painting it on cave walls. All these historians, archeologists and paloenthology trying to make sense of those wall paintings when they could just have brought your ass out of the pigsty to decipher that for them Coogar. What a waste. Talking about being a contradiction and putting your paw in your mouth pigsty style.

coogar:



who would touch a hymën that hasn't ever had a pap smear test? hymën that comes in contact with second hand undies? hymen that uses jizz-rags instead of quality sanitary pads?


More classy stuff I see.
Is it not because you and your friend have decided to set camp in my panties that your stay is cleared. Your visa application is STILL BEING PROCESSED BIITCCCHHH AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT WILL BE REJECTED. Nevertheless, you can keep on riding my clit as if your life dependended on it, BECAUSE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT THIRSTY PERVERT!

coogar:


your idïocy measured in watts would fix all the electricity problems in 3rd world countries.


After poverty, you now had to resort TO MOCKING ELECTRICITY ISSUES IN NIGERIA, WHICH TRULY MESS UP THE LIVES OF HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS AND ACTUALLY KILL, RIGHT?

I just realised that savages like you dont need electricity since you use fire and torches in your caves. That may be why you dont know how important to life in the 21th century electricity is.
Waywardness at its finest SMH

You are a class act,pigsty king. im always suprised at how low you are ready to stoop while forgetting that they probably make piglet-sized shovels for digging. So hun, keep on digging, stoop as low as you can, you are just burrying yourself.


coogar:


so because i humiliated you on the other thread, you had the nerve to trail me here for a second beatdown?

bring it on - i still have few graveyards left to bury your corpse.

Did you dig them with those tiny shovels for pigs. Please, I just have to ask you one thing: PLEASE SPARE MY AAANNNNUUUSS AFTER KILLING ME.

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 1:41am On Feb 10, 2015
BlackLeopard:


Color of the sun, I'm totally with you, asshole doesn't deserve your boots.

Thanks dude, *e-hug* kiss

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 1:40am On Feb 10, 2015
chibic:
you are still as useless as the word useless goes!..I called you a sslut because you behaved like one..then because you didn't like the name which you deserved,you claimed you're a virgin..and if it is anything to go by,then it throws more light into why you hate men so much.maybe because you are ugly and never considerd attractive by any man..when all your female friends are getting picked for a date,you'll be left out to DIE in loneliness..but then,you are ugly and also a woman with the most repulsive character that will even make satan to stay 20meters away from you.so why should any man risk having an affair with such a smelly witch?..you claimed you've never dated before by yourself and you think we don't know the reasons?..beautiful women are having tough times trying to deal with all the men on their neck while your type is wallowing in misery..smh[b]..btw,I'm not brutish and I have nothing to prove to a nonentity like you[/b].but you stepped into this thread just to show how it is good for a woman to sleep around..ediot!!..so why won't I call you a sslut..maybe the virgin you are claiming is false..who knows..you maybe a used and dumped wwhore who have gone through several abortions but came on here to write stories of how she's been lonely and rejected by men all her life...which is a miserable life also.

Yeah hun sure, which is why you have been QUOTING ME NON-STOP FOR HOURS WRITING UNARTICULATED ESSAYS IN MONKEY LANGUAGE ABOUT MY SUPPOSED LIFE AND SELF.

Ok I get it, im a virgin who desnt know about dicck but is also a slut who had multiple abortions. Yep sugar. PLEASE KEEP UP BECAUSE LIKE I HAVE SAID, YOUR BUFFOONERY IS KILLING MY RIBS but understand that although your new address is my panties, i have other bums like you to deal with, so take your ass in the lane because my attention now needs to be shared. K, monkey?

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 1:28am On Feb 10, 2015
oloyede252:
mrs virgin who abused u.ur bitterness(online) no get part 2....nd i officialy welcome u to d association of online women worrior of nl.nd u met d criteria which is,bsc in bitterness.msc in loneliness and phd in insultology......plz dnt insult me o.just avin fun ni o.

I know you raped some child not too long ago. Sorry Im not her.
Keep your sweet talk for the police. PERVERTS ARE NOT MY KIND OF PEOPLE.

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 1:25am On Feb 10, 2015
Sorry folks, I was looking for my boots to go and have a talk with coogar in the pigsty.
i only found the yellow ones, and I hate yellow angry
Also having to decipher pig talk was hard as hell undecided

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 1:21am On Feb 10, 2015
coogar:


good night.....



you must have conceived via anäl sëx to post the above. do i know your poverty-stricken self? oh - so you carry the frustrations of your generational curse to this thread because you weren't babe enough to address it where i posted it?

the last time i saw something like you - i covered it with fat rolls of tissue paper and pressed the flush button.




this heifer has been stalking my posts everywhere and she's not even ashamed to admit it. it's unfortunate, i don't join issues with brain-dead bimbos like yourself.

if you have any problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your rectüm. my opinion is my opinion. attack the message, leave me out of it.



the kinda women i take to bed are the ones you beg for $$$, undies & hair attachments every month of your life. minus the internet, there's no way your type would associate with my type. like i told you earlier, forget these wet dreams you keep having.



your vagińa isn't worth a nickel!
i mean - out of all the sophisticated väginas around me, it's yours that would entice me. a vagińa that has not seen any proper treatment since your grandmother stuck limestone in it to numb your clitöral hood.

these firewood-background bitchës don't know their level sha.



moisten your middle finger, stiffen it and sit on it......you disgusting asswax. stay in my lane? do i fùcking even know you from anywhere? you carried your family frustrations to this thread from God knows where and you have the gall to type the above?

you are a disgrace to womanhood!

coogar:


good night.....
coogar:


you must have conceived via anäl sëx to post the above.

Oh anal conception, so it is how they do things at the pigsty? Sorry hun, but us humans use the 'other' more sanitised way to conceive. Anyway this may explain your general full-of-shitness, who knows?


coogar:

do i know your poverty-stricken self?


I dont know, please tell me. I am now learning that im 'poverty-stricken', bitcchh TELL ME MORE :-) i guess that was your safest bet since we are among Nigerians and Nigeria is a poverty-stricken country. *clapping emoji* wow smarty pants so much for class, your face is still loopsided from that hit though. Try harder next time, im know my blessings and because of that POVERTY is no LAUGHING OR SHAMING MATTER TO ME. I hope you bring that to your friends in the pigsty, you taught me about anal concepion and im teaching you about this.

Few post ago you mistaked me for one good ashawo you seem to know who sleep with her colleagues. You seem to be projecting your hatred of her unto me. She may have turn you down. Everybody get a ride but bitchhh ass nigga. *shrug* it is all well hun, but dont take it out on me.

coogar:


oh - so you carry the frustrations of your generational curse to this thread because you weren't babe enough to address it where i posted it?


And you werent MAN ENOUGH TO QUOTE ME BIITTCH? I dont want to 'address' you, I just want you to get off me you bitchh


coogar:



the last time i saw something like you - i covered it with fat rolls of tissue paper and pressed the flush button.


I dont doubt that now that I know about 'anal conception'. You were probably trying to make babies and given where you are from, women now equal feces in your brain. But hun, human ways and human women are different but anyway who am I to step between a swine and his anal conception. WHO? Does this also explain your pathological hatred for women? Having to ram through all that poo can make one resentful :/


coogar:

this heifer has been stalking my posts everywhere and she's not even ashamed to admit it. it's unfortunate, i don't join issues with brain-dead bimbos like yourself.

That is super true, bimbos like myself are too hard to take on which is why you stay you biittcchh ass on the side LIKE A TRUE MAN may I add, talking smack about me. High five bittchh, you winning :-)
Instead of telling me how Im syalking you, you should ask yourself why your sorry ass is always first on all Nairaland threads cheering up violence against women. Do they pay bums like you for that? That would explain it since you are rich and all. Hating troll online. Truly winning.


coogar:


if you have any problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your rectüm. my opinion is my opinion. attack the message, leave me out of it.
OH BOY, THAT OBSESSION WITH THE ANUS AGAIN? AGAIN?
Ok this is starting to be worrying. I now know about the pigsty ways but it cant explain it all. Is this some kind of Freudian slip where you are trying to confess some homoerotic urges? O_0 That would also explain your bile against women.

*Diana Ross' Im coming out' playing in the background* Boo, be you k? Dont let nobody tell you you cant be beautiful and flamboyant. There is nothing wrong with being a bit fruity on the side, k? Women are not your enemies, k? I will support you whatever You do. *Covers your porky and filthy self with the rainbow flag*


coogar:

the kinda women i take to bed are the ones you beg for $$$, undies & hair attachments every month of your life. minus the internet, there's no way your type would associate with my type. like i told you earlier, forget these wet dreams you keep having.


Yeah YADA YADA. But is it before or after you have killed, raped, maimed or murdered them. This was my question. I would never have approched your type. That is for sure. Hanging out in caves and doing savage shit is soooooo 200k years ago. I mean, we homo sapiens have moved on and shiit, i thought Neandertalians had disappear, now I know better, some had to mix with pigs to survive.
Also thank you for letting me know that the 'classy' women around you share money, hair and undies with strangers. True pigsty ways!


coogar:

your vagińa isn't worth a nickel!
I know since you clearly prefer the anus :-/ Do you boo.


coogar:

i mean - out of all the sophisticated väginas around me, it's yours that would entice me. a vagińa that has not seen any proper treatment since your grandmother stuck limestone in it to numb your clitöral hood.
And please, serve me MORE FIXATION WITH MY VAGINAL BITS that's clearly an obsession you shate with the other loony, miserable, pervert.
Btw 'men' FEELING THE NEED TO BRAG ABOUT ALL THE PUSS GAME THEY HAVE are a bit suspect and are desperatly trying to prove something.
I mean I had to pause and laugh for a sec. Like you have so much puss, and it is here that you are hunting for game ON NAIRALAND OF ALL PLACES? HAHAHAHAHAHA awwww you are following your babe. Does she knows about all your 'sophisticated vagginas' and your stance on the murdering of women?

HAHAHAHAHAH the fvcking trolls on this site will kill me. Fvcking loser, filthy creeps who hate woman online then travel to a whole new country for some ass. cheesy Yeah sure hun, i totes buy that shhiitt


coogar:

these firewood-background bitchës don't know their level sha.

Exactely what i thought when I looked down and saw your triffling ass talking shit bout me.

BIITTTCHH WHY WONT YOU STAY IN YOUR LAANE?? BITTCHHH WHYYY


coogar:

moisten your middle finger, stiffen it and sit on it......you disgusting asswax.
ANUS AGAIN?!?!?! UMMMMMM


coogar:

stay in my lane? do i fùcking even know you from anywhere? you carried your family frustrations to this thread from God knows where and you have the gall to type the above?

you are a disgrace to womanhood!

Your lane is in the pigsty marinatinging in all that poo and anal juice you seem to like so much. You dont know me BUT you know that i carried my family frustrarions in this thread, ummmkay.

Thanking you for letting me know that im a disgrace to womanhood. I mean since a MURDER ADVOCATING, WOMEN BASHING, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE PUSHING MONGREL WHO IS HALF NEANTHERTALIAN AND HALF PIG SAYS IT, I GUESS, THAT MUST BE THE GOSPEL TRUTH RIGHT?

Fuckin bitttchh, get a life where hating women wont be such a prioriyy, useless bummm.

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Family / Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by username792: 11:54pm On Feb 09, 2015
chibic:
lol..and how did you come about the "I'm looking for a potential wife" thingy?..now I see this whole situation have worsened your damaged mental state that you are making up any thing and post..ediot,I meant women(potential wives) who deserves good men will only be spoilt by reading comments from a rejected fool like you.

And b1tch you don't have any man in your life because you are too ugly and poorly trained,hence,you don't have any choice than to attack men..men are not attracted to you..period!!!.you wish you knew how a d1ck feels..lol..your world is a desert.a miserable loner who have never heard "I love you" or "you are beatiful" from any man in her entire life..your father should have done the needful and pour that dirty spe.rm in in a toilet instead bringing a reject like you into this world.

Lol, the irony of YOU accusing of making up shit when you couldn't even keep the same delusions you created in your head about me. You had to change story and it appear that your new one is about inventing things about you? You could have stayed quiet instead of demonstrating your foolery.
So I was a prostitute few minutes ago and now i dont know how 'a dick feels' hahaha mumus trying as much as i cant. Im geniunely laughing my ass off this. Please dont stop your buffoonery XD

Seriously see how you are talking to a woman, you DEMENTED PERVERT EWWW. But i forgive you, since your sexual frustration is too much. Are you at lrast considering that zoo idea though?

Anyway, you guess it right Sherlock, i dont know how a dicck feel since im a virgin mumu. That's truly rocket science there and I can tell you are filling papers for permanent stay in my panties. Also for you to rush towards a new low by bringing up my father speaks of the failures of whomever drug you up instead of raising up. You clearly have nothing to say and the fervor with which you yap tells me ypu want to teach us all Monkey. But no thanks biittch.


YOUR WAYS ARE BRUTISH, BACKWARD, UNSOPHISTICATED AND YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT PROVE ME RIGHT.
PLEASE KEEP, TRUE SAVAGES ARE NEVER TIRED OF DISPLAYING THEIR SAVAGERY.

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