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Politics / Re: Tinubu Emerges The Most Searched Presidential Candidate On Google by usj(m): 2:20pm On Jan 02, 2023
IDeyNL:
Urchins and their paper propaganda.

Which one be most searched again? And how does it translate to voting?

Who won't want to search a corrupt drugbaron.
This is true, I discovered it myself when I was checking Google trend for my YouTube metadata, my guess is maybe people were searching Tinubu for one of his Vala blue comments.
TV/Movies / In Search Of Love A Billionaire Disguised As A Chef by usj(m): 9:43am On Dec 28, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoh3LxvGO0
In this amazing movie recap, we'll take a look at the life of a man In Search Of Love, a Billionaire Disguised As A Chef. We'll discuss the plot, the characters, and how it all ended.

If you're in the mood for a love story that'll make your heart soar, then be sure to watch this movie!

It's sure to be an amazing experience, and we'll be here to give you a recap of all the amazing scenes!
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Fiancé, Ryan Taylor Spotted Romantically With UK Model by usj(m): 8:09am On Dec 12, 2022
BigDawsNet:
I made a graph showing my past relationships


It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
lol , what is the slope whY =1 which is you and eX is 2-20?
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 3:38pm On Dec 11, 2022
Seyiemath:
Part 9 is out, go check it out

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thanks, I've read it

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Romance / Re: One Disadvantage Of Dating A Neighbor? by usj(m): 12:33pm On Dec 11, 2022
Dating a neighbor, a coworker or someone that works for me is a no go area.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle My Sex Urge by usj(m): 12:09pm On Dec 11, 2022
I think your problem is low self esteem. You have not come to realize your value yet, there by under estimating yourself.

While studying engineering, I know so many mate of mine that use that alone to wow girls from other departments and I know a lot of girls that wanted to date engineering guys.

Same with guys in clinical science, so what are you saying? Hope you are not one of those that believe "all girls want is money?"

Personally I am shy and keep to myself, but I have never stayed in a place for more than 6 months without a lady approaching me (lagos, Ilorin, Benue, Warri, Port Harcourt, Abuja and sokoto state).

And I usually turn them down politely because I don't believe in taking advantage of anyone's emotion.

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Politics / Re: Governors Back CBN’s Cash Withdrawal Limit – Masari by usj(m): 11:54am On Dec 11, 2022
It's their policy for god sake! If you look very well I think they are trying to curb vote buying and a few other things that might negatively derail this election.

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Romance / Re: My Terrible Experience With SEX ENHANCER by usj(m): 3:02pm On Dec 06, 2022
Awesome pls tag me when you're done
Religion / A Pastor Seeks Revenge After His Daughter Was Brutally Murder By A Gang by usj(m): 1:26pm On Dec 04, 2022
An upstanding pastor uncovers a dark and twisted underworld as he searches for answers surrounding his daughter's brutal murder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vv8upYpy4
TV/Movies / Re: A Man Looking To Save His Faltering Marriage Strikes Up An Unlikely Friendship by usj(m): 7:55am On Dec 04, 2022
This Woman Almost Ended it After Seeing Her Formal Home For The First Time
Kathy, an emotionally broken woman, finds herself homeless after her house is wrongly repossessed and auctioned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxHWDMsDw8
TV/Movies / Re: A Man Looking To Save His Faltering Marriage Strikes Up An Unlikely Friendship by usj(m): 7:49am On Dec 04, 2022
He Moved Into A New Apartment and This is What He Found
A journalist becomes the unwanted center of attention for a 14-year-old girl, who proceeds to sabotage his life after he refuses her sexual advances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMo17ig8w3U
TV/Movies / Re: A Man Looking To Save His Faltering Marriage Strikes Up An Unlikely Friendship by usj(m): 7:40am On Dec 04, 2022
Solves the Mystery: Why Did Nerds Need a Fake ID To Hire a Talent from a Strip Club?
Deacon gets fired, but his pals have the bright idea of filming their own Internet porn flick in order to make money and become more popular at school, but porn industry player Vic grows jealous of their burgeoning success and tries to put a stop to the project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=049SEIIhH-0
TV/Movies / A Man Looking To Save His Faltering Marriage Strikes Up An Unlikely Friendship by usj(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2022
A mechanic looking to save his faltering marriage strikes up an unlikely friendship with a shy Vietnamese-American manicurist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFEfEGF85w
Webmasters / Re: Ad Is Turned On But Doesn't Play On My Video by usj(m): 10:00pm On Dec 01, 2022
FARA4GA:
Hope you have been able to resolve your issue?

Didn't know YouTube has started accepting content creators that USE text to speech.

I love your contents though... Kudos..

Can you share with me, any group you are in that does sub4sub... Thanks
yeah I have, I'm not in any group and sub4sub would not help you. Check my email above and contact me if you need advice. thanks
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 7:21pm On Dec 01, 2022
Seyiemath:
Part 7.

The bandits got really close to our vehicle and I was seated right behind the drivers seat, I know if they opened fire at the vehicle they wouldn’t miss. The passengers in the other vehicle in front of ours quickly highlighted and tried running to bush.

Some passengers in my bus tried running but they changed there mind(lol) because if they do, they will be running to the direction of the bandits. I knew it was better to stay alive than getting a bullet to the head. The bandits opened fire but not towards our bus or the escaping passengers, maybe they were shooting to the skies just to make the running passengers to stop in fear.

When I heard the first gunshot my brain literally tripped off, i placed my hands on my head, taking a position for impact and closed my eyes. I will not lie, I did not remember to pray.

I did not see what happened after the first gunshots but I can tell it was chaotic. I heard shots and people were shouting and panicking. The gunshots reduced and I raised my head to observe the situation. I noticed, since all the passengers in my vehicle did not move out or tried to run to the nearby bushes, the bandits did not pay attention to our bus and they literally moved to other buses in front, (that is what I think.)

I told the guy seated close to me that this was a perfect time to run. I quickly checked my hand luggage and got my power bank, and I dropped the luggage, I did not want to carry any load while running.

And waited patiently in panic not wanting to make any mistake at all. Finally, I got the balls I needed, not because the coast was clear, but because the bandits had moved further to other busses in the scene. It was time to run.

I gently moved to the door, everybody was panicking real bad. I did not say I word. The guy seated close to me knew it was time.

I opened the door, and I ran to the bush in the opposite direction, and the guy closer to me did the same thing. While in motion, the gunshots went back on. But this time i think we were the targets. I did not stop to analyze the situation but I know for sure other passengers in my bus had joined the escape.

I had only one mission, and that was to stay alive, the gunshots did not stop and I think some passengers behind me got hit( I’m not too sure)

I ran as fast as I could, the bushes here was crazy, alot of low lands and branches, I fell off a couple of times, but I did not care.

I ran for like 10-15 minutes when I finally turned around to talk to my friend and I noticed it was just me in a thick and crazy bush. I can’t retrace my steps back to the highway because I had made multiple turns. When I had ran enough, I stoped to rest for some minutes before continuing.

I checked my phone to see how many percent of battery I had, it was like 50% or so and my power bank was 100%. I was lucky enough because I had my USB cord in my pocket. I was so relieved, at this point I started strategizing to know my next line of actions. I had some network coverage on my phone and I was about to open the google map when I heard some people talking in a distance. They were speaking Hausa, I barely understood Hausa. I tried to observe, after some time I decided to walk towards them to seek for help.

As I was approaching gradually, A spirit in me was saying THIS GUYS ARE NOT FRIENDLY. I stopped, I could see them with AK47. I asked myself “do hunters use AK47 to haunt ??”

I never needed a prophet to tell me the answer, I knew it was time to take off again. I turned around to run when, I heard someone shout “no move, no move o.

Part 8 coming up shortly
wow! Your eyes have seen something. You're a survivor
Webmasters / Re: Ad Is Turned On But Doesn't Play On My Video by usj(m): 7:13pm On Dec 01, 2022
damilola4162:
oh okay.

I am waiting for YouTube to get back to me in regards to linking my new Adsense account to my channel.

Please let chat drop me your phone number or check your mail.
homelandafrica89@gmail.com

I did not see your email but please use the one above to chart me. Thanks
Webmasters / Re: Ad Is Turned On But Doesn't Play On My Video by usj(m): 11:37am On Dec 01, 2022
damilola4162:


Ads are showing now
yeah, My problem now is how to get more views. Thanks for your concerns
Foreign Affairs / Re: Belarus Foreign Minister, Vladimir Makei, Killed By Russian Assassins by usj(m): 6:22pm On Nov 28, 2022
ecolime:
Could this be true?

Belarus is a friendly nation according to Lord Putin. Why kill one of his allies?
pure western propaganda
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2022
Seyiemath:
Part 6.

We finally landed in Nigeria, it’s been 4 years since I visited home, so everything was looking so weird. I went straight to nearby hotel of 4k per night( that was what I could afford)

I quickly unpacked some stuff I needed, at this point I knew I couldn’t survive in Nigeria cos of so many reasons. I knew i needed to leave the country one way or the other.

I checked my passport expiry date and I noticed it has just 2 months left on it. I quickly went to the immigration office in ikoyi to renew my passport. The process wasn’t easy at all, but I succeeded in completing all the process. I was informed the passport would be out in a months time.

I can’t stay in an hotel for one month, so I decided to go back to my parents. My family leaves somewhere in Northern NIGERIA. I couldn’t afford to travel by air, so I opted for the alternative which is traveling by road. I KNEW IT WAS VERY RISKY, but what can I do ?

We started the journey from lagos, everything was going on smoothly, the passengers onboard were all happy and cheerful. When we got to lokoja in kogi state, the driver stopped for us to get some refreshments, I did not buy anything because I was avoiding a runny stomach.

After about 15mins everybody was done with there refreshments, we entered the vehicle and continued the journey. I slept off, when I woke up i noticed we just entered the Abuja-kaduna highway.

At this point, I was praying hard because i know that road very well, it is one of the most dangerous in the country.

What I saw next looked more like a dream than reality, I noticed some Fulani men coming out from the bush nearby with AK47 and all sort of strange looking guns.
I knew this was a problem, I quickly informed the driver of what was happening. The passengers onboard started to panic, I was so afraid but I did not panic. In my head was looking for the nearest escape route. And getting my self ready just in case they open fire on the bus. They got really close to our vehicle I knew there was trouble……………

Wow, thanks for the update

Part 7 coming up shortly.
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2022
Seyiemath:
Part 5.

I stopped halfway, because I noticed the bill was getting higher than the money I had on me. I finally got home after walking and dragging my suitcases for 15mins or so.

When got home, I quickly went to shower because I was sweating like a goat ready to be killed for Christmas. The next day I went to my company, the HR never cared, at this point I was fuming. I could not react nor do anything because it will make the whole matter worst.

After going back and forth for hours, the company cleared me for travels. I quickly went home, rearrange my luggages and I was ready to leave the country.

It was 9:30pm. I was at the airport again. Before going to check-in with my airline, I decided to confirm if I was cleared for travels by my company.

I went to the immigration desk and pleaded with the officer to kindly scan my passport to see if I could leave that night. My passport was scanned and yet again my company did not follow the due process for my cancellation and clearance for travels.

At this point I was so frustrated and confused, I pleaded with the immigration officer and I explained everything to him, he said he couldn’t do anything.

While I was pleading with the officer, I saw another immigration officer, the one who handled my case the previous day, I explained everything to him again and he called one of the top Officers at the airport.

I was invited to the office, He asked necessary questions and gave the answers. The officer saw the pains and frustration in my eyes, in his own words “I don’t know the issue you are having with your company, your records are clean”. He cleared me after following some documentations, I signed all the necessary documents and I was good to go.

I boarded the aircraft, and for the first time in a week, I breathed fresh air. lol.

I slept all through the journey. I did not wake to have dinner, I never cared. I woke up when I heard the announcement, welcoming us to MMIA.

MacFerdinand post=118397355:


i swear. e spiritual gan. if u dull one bit. u fit go villa or sleep fir dis coldstreet. what a cold world.
hello bro hope you're doing good? Please the part 6? I want to.... thanks for sharing
Part 5 loading……
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 10:41am On Nov 25, 2022
MacFerdinand:


i swear. e spiritual gan. if u dull one bit. u fit go villa or sleep fir dis coldstreet. what a cold world.
MacFerdinand:


i swear. e spiritual gan. if u dull one bit. u fit go villa or sleep fir dis coldstreet. what a cold world.
hello bro hope you're doing good? Please the part 6? I want to.... thanks for sharing
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 10:40am On Nov 25, 2022
Sorry
Politics / Re: My Picture Used As Young Tinubu On His Website – Donald Duke Cries Out by usj(m): 10:14am On Nov 23, 2022
Again! Abeg the way this Tinubu case is going, fake photo, fake childhood, fake bishops, fake endorsements from CAN, fake endorsements from Yoruba social group, fake Igbo accent BULA HALA BULU BLU, and the other fake stuff you already know. Hope is ...... is not also fake? Hmm
Politics / Re: Obi's Rally Today Will Push Him To Drop Out by usj(m): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2022
Thinkam:
The next 3 rallies of the LP will push Obi to drop out of the race..


Atiku is coming
have you taken your med today? You know what the dr said.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: AP Journalist Behind The Report Of A Russian Missile In Poland Has Been Fired by usj(m): 10:03am On Nov 23, 2022
Hey victeem of msn!

Business / Re: Banks Have Stopped Giving Dollars. What is Your Experience? by usj(m): 8:58pm On Nov 22, 2022
QuoteJustOnce:


Since you had dollars in your dorm account, you coulda visited the bank and asked for a swift payment form i.e.. Input bank details of seller and they would get money in 2 working days thereabouts.
you can mostly do this via the online banking website or app without having to visit the bank in the first place, even if your bank doesnt allow outbound international fts via their app. you could call the bank or email them and ask for an indemnity form + the payment form
fill the forms and send back to them, and they will execute your payment. or download the form frm your bank's website and send with your registered email address. Many ways bro bro, all tested and trusted.
thanks bro I will do as you say.
Business / Re: Banks Have Stopped Giving Dollars. What is Your Experience? by usj(m): 6:23pm On Nov 22, 2022
QuoteJustOnce:


I dont get what you mean by "transfer on USD card". why not initiate a SWIFT payment?

I bought stuff on alibaba and was unable to pay for them and I wanted to fund a forex account too but they've all failed after several trials
Business / Re: Banks Have Stopped Giving Dollars. What is Your Experience? by usj(m): 4:15pm On Nov 22, 2022
QuoteJustOnce:


This is half baked truth. No bank will deny a transfer for the reasons you stated, after all it's electronic money.
What if you had opened your online banking app and done the transfer? Will the bank stop and reverse it?
You probably did not listen well or you're just spewing false claims. People still withdraw money over the counter

Bro, if you don't have solutions to his problems just move on and stop condemning him. I have been unable to my transfer on my USD card for 3wks now I'm even planning on visiting UBA to know why.

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Politics / Tinubu: A Presidential Disaster Waiting To Happen? by usj(m): 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2022
Over the last few days, several video clips of Bola Tinubu’s disturbingly cringeworthy verbal mishaps during speaking engagements have flooded social media platforms and have caused me to wonder if we’re witnessing the real-time mental decline of Nigeria’s leading presidential candidate who could be president next year.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ex4usyMeU
Because Tinubu has also been the victim of a well-coordinated blizzard of carefully designed falsehoods in the last few days, I wasn’t sure if the videos I saw were digitally manipulated to undermine him. So, I decided to look up the longer versions of the videos on YouTube on Friday before writing this column.

The clip that particularly provoked intense feelings of anxiety in me was one in which Tinubu momentarily departed from his prepared speech in Owerri, Imo State, on Thursday and spoke in a language that was neither English nor Yoruba, the only two languages he speaks.

I didn’t believe the clip was real, so I checked TVC News’ live feed of the event, which has been curated on YouTube. TVC News, as is well known, is Tinubu’s TV station, which has zero motivation to put him in an unflattering light.

At the 03:29 - 03:49 mark of TVC News’ curated YouTube video of Tinubu’s Owerri speech, he said, in praise of Plateau State Governor Lalong’s leadership of the APC presidential campaign council, “You see the innovation. If we lend ourselves to innovation, we can create wonders. Here is a successful, again, a townhall different from balabloo bloo blu bulaba.”

What was that? Balabloo bloo blu bulaba? I understand enough Yoruba to know that that isn’t Yoruba. I asked Igbo people if this was an approximation of something in the Igbo language since Tinubu was speaking in Imo. They said it was gobbledygook. Or was he speaking Goemai, the dominant language in Shendam where Governor Lalong is from? No chance. And he was certainly not speaking English.

 This wasn’t one of Tinubu’s familiar dizzyingly incomprehensible verbal whirlwinds. It was pure, unmistakable gibberish. So, what happened? Was he in a momentary trance? Was this babytalk instigated by a stuporous, narcotized state? Or was it the public indication of a cognitive decline?

This is important because, whatever you may think about him, Tinubu is intelligent and used to be articulate up until 2019 or thereabouts. His speech impediments and cognitive decline started—or became noticeable— in early 2021. I first called attention to this in my April 10, 2021, column titled

Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2022/11/tinubus-cognitive-decline-asuus.html?m=1
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Kim Jong-un & His Daughter, Kim Chu-ae In Rare Appearance by usj(m): 11:06am On Nov 19, 2022
spinna:
Aww even evil dictators can be cute daddys... But fear that child in the near future.. childhood go soon end
please tell me what makes him evil? Because he is not leaking the west and their media tells you that?
TV/Movies / Re: After Her Eviction, This Girl Starts A Conflict With The New Owners Of Her House by usj(m): 9:50am On Nov 19, 2022
TV/Movies / After Her Eviction, This Girl Starts A Conflict With The New Owners Of Her House by usj(m): 9:49am On Nov 19, 2022
Kathy, an emotionally broken woman, finds herself homeless after her house is wrongly repossessed and auctioned.

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