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Webmasters / Re: Ad Is Turned On But Doesn't Play On My Video by usj(m): 9:48am On Nov 15, 2022
And here is the channel link, please let me know how to go about this. Thanks
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFrhqSblTxGaAckFuYu9KfZkLsGX_7Tzq
Webmasters / Ad Is Turned On But Doesn't Play On My Video by usj(m): 9:47am On Nov 15, 2022
Hello everyone,

Please I newly got accepted into YouTube partnership program, I have enabled ad on my channel but none is playing on my videos.

Please do you know how I can resolve this? I have watched many videos about it but their suggestions so far has not worked.

Politics / Re: Please Be Careful When You Get Any Message From This Number (Photos) by usj(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2022
The idiot sent me 2 messages already

Politics / Re: PDP Asks INEC To Disqualify Tinubu Over "Involvement In Heroin Trafficking" by usj(m): 11:36am On Nov 14, 2022
Milliexchange1:
You are on a very long thing if you are trusting INEC for anything! This is the body that led people to the bu!!shit we found ourselves in this country by allowing the devil to use them to play with destines of over 200 million people.

I don’t trust any sector in this Nigeria talk more of INEC because in saner clines, Tinubu should never stand the chance of living with normal people talk less of contesting for the position of number citizen in this country! Man is supposed to be in jail or somewhere taking care of himself due to excessive use of drugs but see him here shouting emilokan upandan!

ANYWAY, KINDLY PATRONISE ME

I also sell and I have $1,600 USDT FOR SALE
how much?
Business / Re: Adamawa BDC Operators Reject Dollars As Naira Rebounds At Parallel Market by usj(m): 10:21pm On Nov 13, 2022
Penguin2:
I’m still looking for the idiots who were arguing with me that Naira Redesign will have no benefit.

People with criminal minds still think Nigeria is a Banana Republic.
redesigning has nothing to do with it, I trade forex. You can Google for yourself it's all started after news of inflation came out Thursday last week in the USA
Romance / Re: How I Lost Everything In Just 7 DAYS :'( by usj(m): 3:46pm On Nov 12, 2022
OP sorry! Please update soon
Romance / Re: Shocked At Deeper Life Church Wedding I Attended Today by usj(m): 3:25pm On Nov 12, 2022
OP you're evil. You took their pictures without consent and come online to badmouth them, all the things in the one you did not say I single good about them.

I don't wish to have wicked people like you around me. How I wish this character assasination can be reported to your HR, that's if you have a good job in the first place.

Evil op.

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Phones / Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage by usj(m): 1:52pm On Nov 12, 2022
Stupid mtn I have been restarting like 3wks now because of their poor services

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Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by usj(m): 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Your dick is not the issue here.

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !
you are a wicked someone! See how you are making me to be having an erection in from of people.

OP follow what this lady is telling you, I was once like you.

In my own case the girl already knew I was a pure novice at age 30. That time hmm, each time I see my lady naked I will just remember my childhood fantasies.

The way I touched the breast and the other part of her body was weird, when I opened her legs to see the VJ I asked her not to be angry so I put on my touch light to see everything very well, oh my God it was it was such an awesome sight to behold.

Tired of my excitement the lady asks me if it was my first time and I said yes she continued by saying is that why you're doing experiments with me? Lol.

After that she now started showing stuff that I need to do first instead of pulling the pant and start thrusting immediately

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Rema 'Collapsed' On Stage During A UK Concert (Video) by usj(m): 8:45am On Nov 10, 2022
kamez:
Many comments here shows that people do not read before commenting
Haha, you got me it was after reading your comment that I went and read it.
Family / Re: I Ran Away From Home With My Sister by usj(m): 7:37pm On Nov 09, 2022
I really admire your courage standing up for your sister, as someone that lost his mum at age 9 and have to stay with a stepmother. I totally understand and appreciate your efforts. My only concern is that you don't have the strength to take good care of yourself and your sister.

I guess you are not working if not they would have traced you there, and if that Is true what do you do when your savings finishes?
Foreign Affairs / Re: War: Ukraine Announces ‘Good News’ Against Russia by usj(m): 7:39am On Aug 10, 2022
How is killing your own civilian a good news?
Propaganda is no longer working for Ukraine, Amnesty International's report said that Ukraine are using their own citizen as human shield and they are also shelling Ukrainian in the Russians side.
Politics / Tinubu’s People Promised Me N100,000 But Paid Only N40,000: Fake Catholic Bishop by usj(m): 8:19am On Jul 21, 2022
One of the fake bishops apparently hired by Bola Tinubu’s campaign for the public presentation of Kashim Shettima as the vice presidential candidate of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) has narrated how he was paid for the appearance. 


The imposter, who identified himself to Peoples Gazette as Joseph Odaudu, said Mr Tinubu’s hirelings broke a mutual agreement to be paid N100,000 for the shady job. 

“They came to meet us at the car park behind Eagle Square and they promised to give me N100,000. They bought food for us and took us to another place where they gave us clothes to dress like Christian leaders and reverend fathers,” Mr Odaudu told The Gazette shortly after the event in Abuja on Wednesday. “But after we finished they only gave me N40,000 and another person said they got only N30,000. I don’t know why they changed our agreement because they said they had N100,000 for us. 

“I am a Christian and I am supporting Tinubu but I hate when people lie and fail to deliver on their promises,” he added.

A spokesman for Mr Tinubu’s campaign did not immediately return a request seeking comment. 

The fake bishops had appeared in a cassock to give Christian voters a false impression that Mr Tinubu’s decision to pick a Muslim northerner as his running-mate for the 2023 general election meant well for the country despite strong criticism from the Christian community and opinion leaders in the country. 

The Catholic Church had described those who appeared at the event held at the Shehu Musa Yar’Adua Centre, Abuja as “impostors,” telling The Gazette the church had no representation at the event. 

When asked if he knew that it was illegal to disguise as a Catholic bishop, Mr Odaudu insisted he didn’t break any laws. 

“No law was broken we only tried to show Nigerians that Christians are solidly behind Asiwaju Tinubu,” he added. 

The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) had kicked against the choice of a Muslim-Muslim ticket and registered its opposition against the ruling decision of the ruling All Progressives Congress for the 2023 election.

Also, Christian leaders in the APC had repeatedly warned that the same religion ticket would spell doom for the party, following reactions and heavy criticism from Nigerians
https://gazettengr.com/tinubus-people-promised-me-n100000-but-paid-only-n40000-fake-catholic-bishop/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Family / Re: My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 6:41am On Jul 20, 2022
This took place between me and My niece of about 7yrs then, I got back from school as a 400 level undergraduate student of mechanical engineering. So, I came out and saw the Toyota highlander (latest model) parked outside with a flat tyre.

So, I rushed in, got the key to change the tyre. I opened the trunk and don't know how to bring the spare tyre down, I searched and pulled so many things in the car to no avail, my nice was watching all that time and she told me that " Uncle Sunny, if you don't know how to do it leave it so that you would not spoil anything."

I felt embarrassed. So, I asked her to shut up. When I couldn't I Brought out my phone and watched "a how to loosened spare tyre on youtube." And that was how I finally changed the tyre.

In the end I apologised to her and thanked her. Kids of this days are no longer kids they are recycled old people

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Family / Re: My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 6:14am On Jul 20, 2022
Nazgul:
What kind of daughter calls her dad by his first name?
lol, the kind that knows how to gets the father's attention
Family / Re: My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 10:55am On Jul 18, 2022
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Family / Re: My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 10:54am On Jul 18, 2022
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Family / Re: My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 10:53am On Jul 18, 2022
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Family / My Daughter Na Case by usj(m): 10:52am On Jul 18, 2022
I saw this tweet and it really crack me up:

daughter na case . She was saying to me “ daddy I want this, I want that” I ignored her and continued what I was doing. Next thing she shouted “ Andrew are you not hearing me”?

https://twitter.com/IbizugbeAndre/status/1548642879039733760?s=20&t=Nm5PxpQgjjOnJqBPe3JNCg

Family / Re: Help I'm Loosing My Mind by usj(m): 8:07am On Jul 08, 2022
annycase5:
Today is my birthday but I feel so empty and useless,I've been crying all night for weeks now to a point I feel pains in my chest all the time,my only source of joy which is my child has been taken away from me,even the guy I had the baby for doesn't give me attention
It's killing me so bad I'm depressed.i need to get away from this vicinity cos it gives me memories and each time I remember I can't help it

Anyone that has a job that comes with accomodation pls assist me so I don't commit suicide.pls assist me


Sorry for your pain, I wish I could help but I don't have the strength.

Suicide is not an option, if its hard for you an adult, do you know how hard it is for your child that is just a baby?

Yes! it's hard, but this too shall pass. Try somehow and find some strength to fight knowing that you're not just fighting for yourself but also you child.

Somehow, I know that next year on your birthday you will come here to share a story of your victory because your not a victim but a Victor.
Happy birthday

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by usj(m): 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2022
Opolopoopolonio:
Nonsense!

This is one cowardly soldier probably working for the Russians.

If not for Truman, George Patton and Douglas MacArthur were ready to take on the Russians during WWII.

In fact, Patton once said if he found himself between the Germans and Russians, he would shoot both ways... grin

This Scott Ritter is the kind of person that allowed Russia to build a nuke in the first instance just because they want fight another major war. Russia should NEVER have been allowed to have nukes!!

You take pride in ignorance

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Crime / Re: I'm Not Going To Say Anything About The Ike Ekweremadu Story Until He Is Arraign by usj(m): 6:16pm On Jun 23, 2022

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Crime / I'm Not Going To Say Anything About The Ike Ekweremadu Story Until He Is Arraign by usj(m): 6:15pm On Jun 23, 2022
I'm not going to say anything about the Ike Ekweremadu story until he is arraigned and the charge sheet is made public. Then it's over for everybody who tried to discredit my work last year. It's over for you people.
https://twitter.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1539983826381938689?s=20&t=CPJ2tr43mqtMrSkVX1niaQ

Crime / I'm Not Going To Say Anything About The Ike Ekweremadu Story Until He Is Arraign by usj(m): 6:08pm On Jun 23, 2022
I'm not going to say anything about the Ike Ekweremadu story until he is arraigned and the charge sheet is made public. Then it's over for everybody who tried to discredit my work last year. It's over for you people.

TV/Movies / Is The Player Being Played, Or Might This Be Love? by usj(m): 4:44pm On Jun 21, 2022
In Los Angeles, Nikki is homeless, car-less and closing in on 30, but he's amoral, good-looking, and adept in the sack, moving from one wealthy woman of 35 or 40 to another, a kept boy-toy. His newest gig, with Samantha, an attorney whose house overlooks L.A., is sweet, although it's unclear how long she'll put up with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBytcQ6XACQ
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Is Winning The Economic War - And Putin Is No Closer To Withdrawing Troop by usj(m): 10:32am On Jun 04, 2022
When Zelensky was an actor, he was good in acting like a president. Now that he is a president he has forgotten how to act like one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Is Winning The Economic War - And Putin Is No Closer To Withdrawing Troop by usj(m): 10:27am On Jun 04, 2022
thesicilian:
It could be possible that neither Russia nor the US and actually want the war to end soon. The whole world knows Putin is clearly not ready to withdraw his troops, yet the US keeps sending "aids" that can only prolong the war at best, rather than helping Ukraine win.

At first I thought it was only the USA that was benefiting from the war, but know I know Russia too it.

I can now laugh at the stupid NATO countries, the EU and the Ukrainian leaders

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Foreign Affairs / Russia Is Winning The Economic War - And Putin Is No Closer To Withdrawing Troop by usj(m): 9:55am On Jun 04, 2022
The perverse effects of sanctions means rising fuel and food costs for the rest of the world – and fears are growing of a humanitarian catastrophe. Sooner or later, a deal must be made

It is now three months since the west launched its economic war against Russia, and it is not going according to plan. On the contrary, things are going very badly indeed.

Sanctions were imposed on Vladimir Putin not because they were considered the best option, but because they were better than the other two available courses of action: doing nothing or getting involved militarily.

The first set of economic measures were introduced immediately after the invasion, when it was assumed Ukraine would capitulate within days. That didn’t happen, with the result that sanctions – while still incomplete – have gradually been intensified.

There is, though, no immediate sign of Russia pulling out of Ukraine and that’s hardly surprising, because the sanctions have had the perverse effect of driving up the cost of Russia’s oil and gas exports, massively boosting its trade balance and financing its war effort. In the first four months of 2022, Putin could boast a current account surplus of $96bn (£76bn) – more than treble the figure for the same period of 2021.

When the EU announced its partial ban on Russian oil exports earlier this week, the cost of crude oil on the global markets rose, providing the Kremlin with another financial windfall. Russia is finding no difficulty finding alternative markets for its energy, with exports of oil and gas to China in April up more than 50% year on year.

That’s not to say the sanctions are pain-free for Russia. The International Monetary Fund estimates the economy will shrink by 8.5% this year as imports from the west collapse. Russia has stockpiles of goods essential to keep its economy going, but over time they will be used up.

But Europe is only gradually weaning itself off its dependency on Russian energy, and so an immediate financial crisis for Putin has been averted. The rouble – courtesy of capital controls and a healthy trade surplus – is strong. The Kremlin has time to find alternative sources of spare parts and components from countries willing to circumvent western sanctions.

When the global movers and shakers met in Davos last week, the public message was condemnation of Russian aggression and renewed commitment to stand solidly behind Ukraine. But privately, there was concern about the economic costs of a prolonged war.

These concerns are entirely justified. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has given an added boost to already strong price pressures. The UK’s annual inflation rate stands at 9% – its highest in 40 years – petrol prices have hit a record high and the energy price cap is expected to increase by £700-800 a year in October. Rishi Sunak’s latest support package to cope with the cost-of-living crisis was the third from the chancellor in four months – and there will be more to come later in the year.


As a result of the war, western economies face a period of slow or negative growth and rising inflation – a return to the stagflation of the 1970s. Central banks – including the Bank of England – feel they have to respond to near double-digit inflation by raising interest rates. Unemployment is set to rise. Other European countries face the same problems, if not more so, since most of them are more dependent on Russian gas than is the UK.

The problems facing the world’s poorer countries are of a different order of magnitude. For some of them the issue is not stagflation, but starvation, as a result of wheat supplies from Ukraine’s Black Sea ports being blocked.

As David Beasley, the executive director of the World Food Programme put it: “Right now, Ukraine’s grain silos are full. At the same time, 44 million people around the world are marching towards starvation.”

In every multilateral organisation – the IMF, the World Bank, the World Trade Organization and the United Nations – fears are growing of a humanitarian catastrophe. The position is simple: unless developing nations are energy exporters themselves, they face a triple whammy in which fuel and food crises trigger financial crises. Faced with the choice of feeding their populations or paying their international creditors, governments will opt for the former. Sri Lanka was the first country since the Russian invasion to default on its debts, but is unlikely to be the last. The world appears closer to a full-blown debt crisis than at any time since the 1990s.

Putin has rightly been condemned for “weaponising” food, but his willingness to do so should come as no surprise. From the start, the Russian president has been playing a long game, waiting for the international coalition against him to fragment. The Kremlin thinks Russia’s threshold for economic pain is higher than the west’s, and it is probably right about that.

If proof were needed that sanctions are not working, then President Joe Biden’s decision to supply Ukraine with advanced rocket systems provides it. The hope is that modern military technology from the US will achieve what energy bans and the seizure of Russian assets have so far failed to do: force Putin to withdraw his troops.

Complete defeat for Putin on the battlefield is one way the war could end, although as things stand that doesn’t appear all that likely. There are other possible outcomes. One is that the economic blockade eventually works, with ever-tougher sanctions forcing Russia to back down. Another is a negotiated settlement.

Putin is not going to surrender unconditionally, and the potential for severe collateral damage from the economic war is obvious: falling living standards in developed countries; famine, food riots and a debt crisis in the developing world.

The atrocities committed by Russian troops mean compromising with the Kremlin is currently hard to swallow, but economic reality suggests only one thing: sooner or later a deal will be struck

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jun/02/russia-economic-war-ukraine-food-fuel-price-vladimir-putin

Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by usj(m): 9:25am On May 28, 2022
TriCee:
Ok, where's the video. Am I really in this social media with una?
Tiwa drop video, I no see..
Oxlade drop video, I no see..
Even 16yrs old school gir drop, I no see...

Now, this fine girl dey apologise on top video wey I never still see!!
Lord, speak, your servant is listening!
Bro me too, I've been wondering too. Abeg if you done see am show me the link
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo With Spiff, His Baby & Wife Got People Talking by usj(m): 10:56pm On May 27, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo With Spiff, His Baby & Wife Got People Talking by usj(m): 10:55pm On May 27, 2022
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Celebrities / Photo Of Obasanjo With Spiff, His Baby & Wife Got People Talking by usj(m): 10:54pm On May 27, 2022
I just saw this on twitter and I must say it looks amazing as Spiff is now a father or.....maybe what people are saying, well! See for yourself

https://twitter.com/ogbeniOBA/status/1530148581155278848?s=20&t=eUBq5jh8wLnHes48htSBPQ

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