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Celebrities / B00BS 4 LIFE !! Nollywood Actress Yvonne Jegede Shows Off Her GIGANTIC B00bs by uzlala: 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2015

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Celebrities / She Was A Lesbian And A Tomboybefore Now See How She Looks Like by uzlala: 9:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
Her name is Chelsie Rene (mixed race - her mum is white) and for most of her life, she lived proudly as a lesbian in Seattle and was a stud. She took to Facebook a few days ago to let people know that she's decided to embrace her feminine side and is now living as a straight woman...and is no longer a stud. She shared her before and after photos. See more photos >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/from-tomboy-lesbian-to-beauty-queen.html

Romance / 7 0ral Sex Tips Guaranteed To Rock Your Woman (see Here) by uzlala: 8:54pm On Sep 05, 2015
Here are 7 tips to help you quickly become an oral expert:
Tip #1: Spread the love. She loves it when you focus your attention on the clit. However, if you focus all your attention on one spot, it gets super sensitive bordering on painful. Mix it up! Use your entire tongue. Make it flat. Make it pointy. Make it soft. Make it rigid. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, and you can stimulate them all!

Tip #2: Start off slow. This is not fast food. This is a gourmet restaurant and she wants you to savor every moment. Kiss and nibble her inner thighs, use your lips or your breath on her labia. She feels every little nuance, and it all feels very, VERY good.


Tip #3: Skip the P0*n tricks. Guys, she is a regular, everyday woman. She is NOT a P0*n star. Plus, she can tell when you’re using Howard Stern’s alphabet technique (I KNOW you can be more creative than that!). Rather than trying something you saw on the b**b tube, keep it simple. Try swirling your tongue around her clitoris in small circles, clockwise and then counter-clockwise. You’ll find the right spot, guaranteed.

Tip #4: Forget the game plan. If you come to the bedroom with a super specific end goal, say giving her a squirting climax, it can be a turn-off. Why? Because the moment it becomes goal-oriented rather than pleasure-oriented, she loses interest. Plus, she’ll feel like something is wrong with her if you try really hard and she just can’t get there. If you want her to be comfortable with squirting, try not to focus on it too much. She wants to get lost in the moment, not feel like you are trying to turn her into your favorite webcam girl.

Tip #5: Remember the golden rule. Think of all of the things you love when she goes down on you. Do you love gentle sucking? Nibbling? Light teeth? Deep suction? Great – maybe she does too! GENTLY try those techniques on her clitoris. After all, it is essentially a small man-hood with double the nerve endings.

continue >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/7-0ral-s3x-tips-guaranteed-to-rock-your.html

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Celebrities / Oluchi Eke From Absu Breaks The Internet With Her Big B00bs Photos by uzlala: 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2015

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Celebrities / How Many Men Can Resist This Women Knowing You Have A Gf Or Wife (photos by uzlala: 2:31pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sincerely, these ladies can make you do one you have decided not to do. The only way to resist their temptation is not to look them twice.


These are the picture of ladies who are naturally endowed and can make you cheat on you wife, SEE MORE >> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/photos-these-ladies-tempting-b0dies-can.html

Celebrities / The Biggest Ever,check Out The Real Azz Of Tanzanian Model Agnes Masogange(photo by uzlala: 3:28pm On Sep 04, 2015
this tanzanian model is well endowed see more photos here >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/the-biggest-ever-check-out-real-azz-of.html

Celebrities / Meet Yodanos The Ethopian Model Causing Instagram Hit With Her Heavy Ukwu (photo by uzlala: 3:11pm On Sep 04, 2015
Yordanoss is HEATING UP Instagram - as one of the most POPULAR new models in the game. She's claiming to be 100% natural - and we THINK WE AGREE with her.SEE MORE PHOTOS >>>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/meet-yodanos-ethopian-model-causing.html

Celebrities / Someone Was Spotted In The Street Carrying This Around (see Photos) by uzlala: 9:29am On Sep 01, 2015

Celebrities / A Man Asked A Woman Out On A Date And This Happened...lol by uzlala: 9:15am On Sep 01, 2015
What would you do guys? Would U have planned a date anyway or nah? more >> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/a-man-asked-woman-out-on-date-and-this.html

Celebrities / Legendary Photo : See How This University Babe Wrote Her Exp0 (see Photo) by uzlala: 6:20pm On Aug 31, 2015

Celebrities / Popular East African Girl Was Blocked On Instagram For Sharing This Photos by uzlala: 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2015
she look very innocent, but she is very popular in tanzanian where she comes from, she posted xplicit photos on her timeline see the photos

here >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/popular-east-african-girl-was-blocked.html

Celebrities / Epic Photo Of Cossy Orjiakor Doing It With A Dog (photos) by uzlala: 5:46pm On Aug 31, 2015
I dont know maybe you’ve seen this before , but this is the first time i am seeing this .

The video shows cossy orjiakor involving in a porn scene , and the funniest part is that she’s not doing it with a human being … She’s actually getting bleeped by a dog …..
http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/see-how-dog-p0unding-her-just-because.html
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Celebrities / Wonders Shall Never End: Do You Remember This Lil Girl? She’s Now Pregnant(photo by uzlala: 8:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
Not too long ago, a little girl (pictured above) who drew criticisms after her mother posted a photo of her wearing a bum short on her instagram page….many condemned the act saying it’s inappropriate for a girl her age to dress that way. Well, it appears the lil’ girl is now preggy and she is only er..rr 11 years old. See the viral photo of her baby bump below: more photos >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/wonders-shall-never-end-do-you-remember.html

Celebrities / [photos]popular Bayelsa Runs Girl,ebi Clement SHARES HER N.UDE Photos On Twitter by uzlala: 9:21am On Aug 30, 2015
The photos shows her dressed, getting undressed and she was the one snapping herself from the angle of the pictures till she got totally nak.ed, pictures taken were for her customers on twitter see more >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/photos-popular-bayelsa-runs-girl-ebi.html

Celebrities / Official Photos From Tonto Dikeh's Traditional Wedding by uzlala: 9:07am On Aug 30, 2015
More photos from Tonto Dikeh's trad wedding which took place yesterday. More photos >>>>http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/official-photos-from-tonto-dikehs_30.html

Celebrities / Biko What Is Cynthia Morgan Wearing And What Is She Wearing (photos) by uzlala: 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2015
The talented Reggae/Ragga sensation looking sexy in a black one-piece SEE MORE >>>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/biko-what-is-cynthia-morgan-wearing-and.html

Celebrities / Babe Leaves Her ‘thing’ Exposed While Dancing In The Club (SEE PHOTOS) by uzlala: 8:43pm On Aug 29, 2015
Theses things that happen in Nigerian Night clubs are really shocking.. well we should expect this kind of stuff in our night clubs.. how ever do you believe that Nigerian clubs should be a little more decent see more >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/how-to-tell-when-woman-just-did-it.html

Romance / 10 Things You Must Never Do While Wearing Your Engagement/wedding Ring by uzlala: 6:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
For all the brides-to-be and brides out there, here are some tips compiled by SheFinds on how to properly maintain prized wedding ring you have.

Tennis: Play tennis: If you have a tight grip, are left-handed and have diamonds all around your band, remove your ring before playing.

Swim: Swimming in cold water, like an ocean or lake, can cause your fingers to shrink allowing the ring to slip off (you will not find a ring lost in the ocean). The chlorine in some swimming pools can also cause damage to your ring - especially if its prolonged.

Gardening: Always wear reinforced gloves while gardening to avoid the hidden rocks in dirt from chipping the diamond or knocking the setting loose--or remove it all together.

Clean The House: Bleach and other household cleansers can damage settings and mountings; some cleaners can even change the color of your setting or the diamond itself. So, always wear protective gloves or remove your ring altogether.

Do The Dishes: Harsh chemicals and dish soaps can discolor, dissolve, or otherwise damage the stone or metal bands.

Clean The Oven: Oven cleaner Easy Off is a notoriously harsh product (it burns skin to the touch!) and the damage on wedding rings can be catastrophic. Don't risk it with gloves - remove your ring completely.

Lifting Weights: While wearing your ring is probably OK for most cardio (sorry, Kim, you're probably being paranoid) lifting weights and using weight machines creates a risk for dings and cracks in the stone.

continue>>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/10-things-you-must-never-do-while.html

Celebrities / Whiten Your Teeth In Just 3 Minutes (SEE HOW) by uzlala: 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2015
You know When it comes to whitening our teeth, we often believe we have to go to the store and purchase expensive, chemical laden teeth whitening strips and rinses. As it turns out, that may not be at all necessary. Try this simple, 2 ingredient teeth whitening recipe!




You will need:

Lemon juice from half an organic lemon
1/4 cup of baking soda

Instructions:
Squeeze the lemon juice into the baking soda.

Then mix will bubble a bit. Allow it to sit.



Dip a cotton ball into the baking soda mix and apply to your teeth.

Let the mix stand on your teeth for about a minute.

Brush your teeth as you normally would to remove the acid. If you let it sit indefinitely, it’ll start to erode your teeth.

SEE MORE >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/whiten-your-teeth-in-just-3-minutes-see.html

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Celebrities / Photos: This Is Hilarious! The Internet Truly Never Forgets by uzlala: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
Twitter user @SMahmoud posted these pics of the new SSA to the President on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives) from his 'gate climbing' days and captioned it:

"Very happy for Hon. Kawu Sumaila, now SSA Nass to the President. He literally fought for this" Lol

Hon. Kawu Sumaila was one the lawmakers who climbed the gates when a combined team of security operatives barricaded the entrance to the main complex of the National Assembly to prevent then Speaker Hon. Aminu Tambuwal from gaining access to the floor of the chamber last year.

see more hilarious photo <>>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/photos-this-is-hilarious-internet-truly.html

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