Crime / Re: Send Us Cartons Of Condoms; Gangs Which Impregnate Teenage Girls In Calabar.PICS by valgbo(m): 7:43pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
When they calabar girls love sex it'll be like stereotyping or exaggeration............. If only you knew shaa |
Celebrities / Re: Jennifer Pamplona Spent ₦180m On Surgery To Look Like Kim Kardashian by valgbo(m): 4:01pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
Jfrankination: How will this provide afternoon food for me? lemme go and look for Mango jhoor pluck for two 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Been Seduced By A Woman Before? by valgbo(m): 11:01pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Unik3030: woow.... I remember back then when I relocated from one state to d other, so I was just squating with a guy in my new state n his gf is always around. I was waiting for an agent to get me accommodation n shop so I was always alone with this sexy bae. the guy leaves for work very early in d morning so only me n dis girl. she's always half naked almost every time,anytime am watching t. v that's when she's always looking for something around d disc rack n this girl will b bending seductively... thaa I go don hard but I go lock up. even when there's no light n i decide to watch film on my laptop this girl will join me n all in d name of laughing she will b touching my laps. omo my mind go don over off. the one she did that broke d camels back was when she was about to have her bath in d bathroom, so her phone was ringing in the siting room.to my greatest surprise this Delilah girl came out of d bathroom with only G-string pant n no bra to receive call,d most exasperating thing was that she was not even in an hurry to go back. at this stage my thing don hard pass police baton, my heart was beating faster n my mind was telling me to grab d offer jeez. I just remember Joseph n his boss wife for Bible so I thought about it that if I didn't excuse this lady she might rope me. Na so I just commot since that day Na to go Skye bank for morning go withdraw money then go deposit am for access, just dey go bank dey while away time till around 4pm from there enter bar take some bottles till 7 when her bf go don come back. thank God I didn't do anything, though they later broke up due to infidelity on d girls path but I thank God say no b me cause am. you're a real man..... I swear I hail you... .some people will still betray the person that inconvenienced themselves to convenience them..... You'd have just completed it by telling the guy that his girl is a hoe 61 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: 31,000 Gone Down The Drain. by valgbo(m): 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Itel infinix and tecno are made from the same parent company bruh....so go for gionee or xiaomi or leagoo forget those ones from transsion whatever |
Romance / Re: Perfectly Timed Picture Of A Baby And A Lady by valgbo(m): 9:18pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Lol |
Romance / Re: 11 Relationship Memes Every Guy Can Relate With by valgbo(m): 2:40pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
Ok |
Literature / Re: Late Bloom(a Short Story) by valgbo(m): 7:13am On Mar 17, 2018 |
Inspiring 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna: "I Was Almost Raped By A Female Fan" by valgbo(m): 8:44pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Hmm |
Romance / Re: My Nigerian Boyfriend Wants To Bleach by valgbo(m): 7:43pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Really... This is obviously an alternate account of one of the pained girls from XML33 's thread...... Opening an account today to make it seem like black guys are insecure about their colour....... Weh done ma 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Arsenal : Europa League (0 -2) On 8th March 2018 by valgbo(m): 6:36pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Assnal will lose |
Crime / Re: Housemaid Beats Boss Into Coma In Lagos, Steals Money, Property by valgbo(m): 10:07am On Mar 08, 2018 |
Ok |
Phones / Re: Blackberry Sues Facebook, Whatsapp , Instagram Over Messaging App by valgbo(m): 8:15pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
Ping |
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Is A Maggi Girl.(video) by valgbo(m): 6:57pm On Mar 05, 2018 |
Alternates everywhere |
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Celebrities / Re: Nathaniel Bassey: 'Women Are The Ones Doing Favor To Men When They Marry' by valgbo(m): 3:46pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
Lol |
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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Deaf And Dumb Girl,that You Wanna Have S*x With Her? by valgbo(m): 1:52pm On Feb 26, 2018 |
Op is a liar.... No be only collect movies..... Na music too..... She go use your ear listen to am |
Politics / Re: Names Of 105 Missing Dapchi Schoolgirls (Full List By The Nation Newspaper) by valgbo(m): 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Another bargaining chip 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy J7 Or S6? by valgbo(m): 10:04pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
I'm using s6 right now.... Great phone Bro |
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Romance / Re: What Made You Popular In Your Secondary School Days? by valgbo(m): 11:34am On Feb 23, 2018 |
Bantam: Fess pesson to bring phone to class I used it to finger 4 girls that day and take Indecent pics Also fess pesson to bring 500naira note to class I used that one suck bress did you go to a foundation school? |
Romance / Re: What Made You Popular In Your Secondary School Days? by valgbo(m): 11:31am On Feb 23, 2018 |
Gofwane: My name (cornel) and my temper.
So i was coming down from the rocks after going out to smoke blunt during class hours and my form master saw me so he went and ambushed me.
As i unknowingly approached the school compound, the modafvcker jumped out and started whipping me with a fan belt. Students began to come out of their classes to see what was going on because the man was just screaming like a wild animal.
The more i was thinking he was going to stop, the harder he continued to whip me so as he was about to give me another stroke, i got hold of the fan belt, pulled it away from his hand and began to whip the devil that was making him to kolo out of his body!
The mofo couldn't stand the pains so he took off and i chased him out of the school compound while students were cheering and hailing me.
That incident made me over popular in the school speechless |
Romance / Re: What Made You Popular In Your Secondary School Days? by valgbo(m): 11:29am On Feb 23, 2018 |
sarafa68: Being a arsenal fans. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) they called me GUNNERS. Thank God i'v stop being a obsessive fan; i watching games only at my convenience. Yesterday i didn't even watched the Europa.
It's is good tho be free. no be arsenal again? Y would you be obsessed about "ass"enal |
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Education / Re: Student Beaten Mercilessly By His Teacher For Leaving His Hair Bushy. Photos by valgbo(m): 4:48pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy Gear VR With Controller (pics) SOLD OUT!!! by valgbo(m): 6:44pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
geezyk: Chat me up on Whatsapp let's talk number pls |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Huddersfield Town Vs Manchester United : FA Cup (0 - 2) - Live by valgbo(m): 6:26pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Ok |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy Gear VR With Controller (pics) SOLD OUT!!! by valgbo(m): 5:09pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Really interested |
Romance / Re: "Feminists Want Benefits That Men Get But Don't Want The Problem" - Lady by valgbo(m): 2:52pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
Mtcheeeeeew |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me And I Am Crying by valgbo(m): 4:30pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
Ok |