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Romance / Re: At Age 25, A Man Must Have An Apartment & 2 Cars - Lady Says And Was Blasted by Vaxt(m): 1:33pm On Feb 09, 2017
Mizk:
i dont like liars especially habitual liars
answer me first him sell him dick wey u de fear to marry am?
Romance / Re: At Age 25, A Man Must Have An Apartment & 2 Cars - Lady Says And Was Blasted by Vaxt(m): 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2017
Mizk:
lol me too
why u no marry am, abi d guy sell him dick 4 18m
Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane To Host Mega Concert, Proves All Is Well Between Him & Wizkid by Vaxt(m): 11:11am On Feb 09, 2017
Wizkid no de the poster Ooo
Celebrities / Burna Boy Dancehall Singer Hangs With Drake by Vaxt(m): 11:04am On Feb 09, 2017
Boss moves! Burna Boy spent some time in the
company of American singer, Drake, and it's obvious
that there was a connection.


The dancehall singer took to his Instagram page on
Sunday, February 5, 2017, to share a snap of himself and Drake.

In case you were wondering, Burna was blown away but Drake also looked happy to meet him.

It would be safe to speculate that Burna Boy is planning
something big and who knows? Wizkid might finally stop monopolizing Drake's vocals on his songs.

Travel / Re: Car Burns Down Completely At Alapere, Ketu, Lagos (photos) by Vaxt(m): 10:11am On Feb 07, 2017
Go buy another 1, na unforgetable lesson
Politics / Re: I Can't Sleep At Night Because There's Bullet Inside My Leg - Rann Victim. PICS by Vaxt(m): 10:04am On Feb 07, 2017
Take heart eh
Religion / Re: Members Dedicate Children, Cars At Word Alive Church In Abuja (Photos) by Vaxt(m): 9:47am On Feb 07, 2017
Really

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Business / Re: 285 Dangote Drivers Wanted Over Stolen Tyres by Vaxt(m): 9:15am On Feb 07, 2017
Dangote Tell ur old brother to resign if u want ur workers to do u well, dangote + buhari= Danburuba

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan Slams Buhari, Tinubu: "2 Faced Tyrant Of A President" by Vaxt(m): 12:28pm On Feb 06, 2017
I see kaBooM
Politics / Re: I Stand With Nigeria Protest: Anti Riot Police Vans Spotted In Abuja (Photos) by Vaxt(m): 12:08pm On Feb 06, 2017
I pity Nigerians
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Should Avoid Claiming They Are V!rgins by Vaxt(m): 10:35am On Feb 06, 2017
skillful01:
Who virgin epp?


what about those into MouthAction,are they still called virgins?

smh,sex na sex





T34M V1RG1N
virgin epp ritualist, yahoo yahoo, village sacrifice e.t.c who u epp?
Romance / 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Vaxt(m): 8:13am On Feb 06, 2017
Everyone wants to think they’re good in bed. For a lot of
people, sex is a huge part of a relationship, and it’s the
physical intimacy that makes them feel ever closer to the
person they love. But s*x is also about wild, uninhibited
pleasure. You can probably remember the best s*x
you’ve ever had, and you’ve been chasing that same
feeling ever since. It seems like some people are born
with natural skills in the sack, but of course, most things
just take experience, practice, and an open mind. Sure,
sometimes two people just don’t have any chemistry
together, but other times it’s totally you. The first step to
getting better at s*x, is admitting you are, in fact, bad in
bed.

1. HE SAYS NO TO A Mouth Action.
Maybe he’s terrified of your tendency to scrape your
teeth along his shaft, and yank way too hard on his balls.
If he flinches when you start to make your way down
there, you might want to ask him how he really feels
about your oral skills.

2. HE’S FAKED IT.
Guys rarely fake it. First of all, it’s a lot
harder for them to make it believable for obvious
reasons. Second, they are having sex in order to get off,
and they aren’t going to give up until they do. Unless you
are that bad that they can barely keep a boner.

3. HE AGREED TO BEING YOUR F*VK BUDDY, YOU
DID IT ONCE, AND YOU NEVER HEARD FROM HIM
AGAIN.

Sure, there could be some other explanation, but
chances are if he gave up an on-going s*x arrangement,
it’s because no sex was more appealing than sex with
you.

4. YOUR FAVORITE POSITION IS STARFISH.
Guys don’t
want to do all the work all the time, and they definitely
don’t want to have sex with someone who just lies there
doing nothing. At least pretend you’re enjoying yourself.

5. YOU DON’T LIKE TO INITIATE S*X.
Ever. There’s nothing wrong with not exactly being the aggressive type, but if he has to get things started every time, he’s going to start to think you’re just having sex to humour him and you couldn’t really care less about it. Guys like to feel wanted too, and it will make him feel awesome to see that you want him so bad that you can’t control yourself.

6. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET YOURSELF OFF.
If you’ve haven’t figured out how to o.rgasm on your own, how are you going to have one with him? He likes when you give him a little direction, and he wants you to get off. At least he should.

7. YOU SAY NO TO EVERY NEW THING HE SUGGESTS.
Role playing? No. Any position other than missionary? Nope. Anal? Hell no. If you can’t be a little more open minded, he’s going to get bored, and frankly, you should be too.

8. YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED A MINUTE OF P*RN.
So, maybe a lot of the porn out there isn’t the most realistic portrayal of what actual sex is like, but it can still give you ideas about new things you might like to try. And it can be a turn on to watch it with your guy if you find something that works for both of you.

9. D!VCKS KIND OF GROSS YOU OUT.
The whole sex thing in general kind of gives you the creeps actually. You want to put that where?!

10. YOU’RE A V!RG!N.
And there’s nothing wrong with that whatsoever. But chances are, if you’ve never done it, you aren’t going to be very good at it. Don’t worry though, you’ll get better.

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Celebrities / Re: Yes, Sex Is Food, Nkechi Emmanuel Tells Married Women (photo) by Vaxt(m): 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2017
Come here I want to eat u

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Career / Re: Crippled Man Sells Air Freshener & Polish In Abuja (Pics) by Vaxt(m): 1:21pm On Feb 05, 2017
Nice

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Investment / Re: "How Ponzi Scheme Nearly Ruined My Life And Made Me Lose Over N2million" by Vaxt(m): 12:47pm On Feb 05, 2017
Nairaland & fake news b like buhari & travel
If comments re 1000 on MMM threads one user mayb seun will create 990 anti MMM comments, am just curious "how much did CBN pay u for this?"

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Investment / Re: MMM = The Real Truth by Vaxt(m): 2:55pm On Feb 04, 2017
U need to drink my sheet since u like my matter so much
Celebrities / Re: "Georgina Onuoha Is A Liar, She Is Still In Abuja" -- Kemi Olunloyo by Vaxt(m): 10:51am On Feb 04, 2017
kennygee:
Georgina is a liar and a coward. Aunty Kemi dey wait for you.
headed, no be poor people fight, stay outta this

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Politics / Re: James Ibori Arrives In Nigeria From UK by Vaxt(m): 10:49am On Feb 04, 2017
Short of words
Properties / Re: (photo) 30 Plots Of Land To Be Sold @ 450k Per Plot (08182139310) by Vaxt(m): 10:36am On Feb 04, 2017
Good Morning, still available
Properties / Re: Buy Your Land Now @ 500,000 Per Plot @ Anambra/awka(dry Land) by Vaxt(m): 10:34am On Feb 04, 2017
Good Morning, the Land is still available
Politics / Re: "Wait For Another Election, If You Don't Like Buhari" – Obasanjo by Vaxt(m): 10:22am On Feb 04, 2017
atimealvin14:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/dont-like-buhari-wait-another-election-obasanjo/
fake news, CBN & Apc be giving broke nigeria medias money, the truth must come out 1 day
Romance / Re: "6 Signs A Lady Wants To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting" by Vaxt(m): 7:03am On Feb 04, 2017
DeBlessedOne:
First, ur a guy! angry
Secondly, ur english makes my saliva taste salty. angry
I hear u buhari the english teacher
Romance / "6 Signs A Lady Wants To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting" by Vaxt(m): 3:38pm On Feb 03, 2017
I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I
don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming

3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me)

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house?

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Lady With 2 Kids From Different Men? by Vaxt(m): 11:12pm On Feb 02, 2017
Obanje alert
Investment / Re: 3 Reasons Why MMM Scheme Fooled Nigerians by Vaxt(m): 7:39pm On Feb 02, 2017
Lol
Investment / Re: The Truth About Those Asking People To Leave MMM Alone by Vaxt(m): 5:33pm On Jan 30, 2017
MMM so happy the day I found u
Politics / Re: Scarcity Looms As South-west Marketers ‘stop Lifting Fuel’ by Vaxt(m): 4:50pm On Jan 29, 2017
So?

Nairaland / General / Re: Dubai-based Nigerian Man Dies Days After Returning To Nigeria From Dubai(pics) by Vaxt(m): 4:48pm On Jan 29, 2017
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Solidstar Joins In The Occupy Nigeria Protest by Vaxt(m): 4:17pm On Jan 29, 2017
Hope say no be just for mouth una de talk am

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Health / Re: Woman Who Gave Birth At The Staff Screening Exercise In Kogi State, Gets N1m by Vaxt(m): 4:16pm On Jan 29, 2017
U mean it

Education / Re: Girl Who Sheds Her Skin Every Six Weeks Thrown Out Of School [graphic Photos] by Vaxt(m): 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
MarkGeraldo:

Abi grin
seun lalasticlala
Family / Re: My Wife Became Depressed And Commit Sucide When MMM Froze Accounts: Husband (pic by Vaxt(m): 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2017
One person using different account to comment against MMM, we just decovered that, create another lie this one small

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