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Mizk:answer me first him sell him dick wey u de fear to marry am? |
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Mizk:why u no marry am, abi d guy sell him dick 4 18m |
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Wizkid no de the poster Ooo |
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Boss moves! Burna Boy spent some time in the company of American singer, Drake, and it's obvious that there was a connection. The dancehall singer took to his Instagram page on Sunday, February 5, 2017, to share a snap of himself and Drake. In case you were wondering, Burna was blown away but Drake also looked happy to meet him. It would be safe to speculate that Burna Boy is planning something big and who knows? Wizkid might finally stop monopolizing Drake's vocals on his songs.
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Go buy another 1, na unforgetable lesson |
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Take heart eh |
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Really 1 Like
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Dangote Tell ur old brother to resign if u want ur workers to do u well, dangote + buhari= Danburuba 22 Likes |
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I see kaBooM |
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I pity Nigerians |
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skillful01:virgin epp ritualist, yahoo yahoo, village sacrifice e.t.c who u epp? |
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Everyone wants to think they’re good in bed. For a lot of people, sex is a huge part of a relationship, and it’s the physical intimacy that makes them feel ever closer to the person they love. But s*x is also about wild, uninhibited pleasure. You can probably remember the best s*x you’ve ever had, and you’ve been chasing that same feeling ever since. It seems like some people are born with natural skills in the sack, but of course, most things just take experience, practice, and an open mind. Sure, sometimes two people just don’t have any chemistry together, but other times it’s totally you. The first step to getting better at s*x, is admitting you are, in fact, bad in bed. 1. HE SAYS NO TO A Mouth Action. Maybe he’s terrified of your tendency to scrape your teeth along his shaft, and yank way too hard on his balls. If he flinches when you start to make your way down there, you might want to ask him how he really feels about your oral skills. 2. HE’S FAKED IT. Guys rarely fake it. First of all, it’s a lot harder for them to make it believable for obvious reasons. Second, they are having sex in order to get off, and they aren’t going to give up until they do. Unless you are that bad that they can barely keep a boner. 3. HE AGREED TO BEING YOUR F*VK BUDDY, YOU DID IT ONCE, AND YOU NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. Sure, there could be some other explanation, but chances are if he gave up an on-going s*x arrangement, it’s because no sex was more appealing than sex with you. 4. YOUR FAVORITE POSITION IS STARFISH. Guys don’t want to do all the work all the time, and they definitely don’t want to have sex with someone who just lies there doing nothing. At least pretend you’re enjoying yourself. 5. YOU DON’T LIKE TO INITIATE S*X. Ever. There’s nothing wrong with not exactly being the aggressive type, but if he has to get things started every time, he’s going to start to think you’re just having sex to humour him and you couldn’t really care less about it. Guys like to feel wanted too, and it will make him feel awesome to see that you want him so bad that you can’t control yourself. 6. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET YOURSELF OFF. If you’ve haven’t figured out how to o.rgasm on your own, how are you going to have one with him? He likes when you give him a little direction, and he wants you to get off. At least he should. 7. YOU SAY NO TO EVERY NEW THING HE SUGGESTS. Role playing? No. Any position other than missionary? Nope. Anal? Hell no. If you can’t be a little more open minded, he’s going to get bored, and frankly, you should be too. 8. YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED A MINUTE OF P*RN. So, maybe a lot of the porn out there isn’t the most realistic portrayal of what actual sex is like, but it can still give you ideas about new things you might like to try. And it can be a turn on to watch it with your guy if you find something that works for both of you. 9. D!VCKS KIND OF GROSS YOU OUT. The whole sex thing in general kind of gives you the creeps actually. You want to put that where?! 10. YOU’RE A V!RG!N. And there’s nothing wrong with that whatsoever. But chances are, if you’ve never done it, you aren’t going to be very good at it. Don’t worry though, you’ll get better. 1 Like
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Come here I want to eat u 5 Likes 1 Share |
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Nice 1 Like |
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Nairaland & fake news b like buhari & travel If comments re 1000 on MMM threads one user mayb seun will create 990 anti MMM comments, am just curious "how much did CBN pay u for this?" 4 Likes |
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U need to drink my sheet since u like my matter so much |
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kennygee:headed, no be poor people fight, stay outta this 10 Likes 1 Share |
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Short of words |
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Good Morning, still available |
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Good Morning, the Land is still available |
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atimealvin14:fake news, CBN & Apc be giving broke nigeria medias money, the truth must come out 1 day |
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DeBlessedOne:I hear u buhari the english teacher |
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I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun 1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue 2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming 3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me) 4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house? 5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later 6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating. 1 Share
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Obanje alert |
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MMM so happy the day I found u |
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So?
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Ok |
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Hope say no be just for mouth una de talk am 1 Like |
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U mean it
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MarkGeraldo:seun lalasticlala |
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One person using different account to comment against MMM, we just decovered that, create another lie this one small 4 Likes |
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