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Jokes Etc / Breaking News EFCC Arrest Obasanjo And Tinubu by Victorijeabom: 2:47am On Jan 09, 2016 |
EFCC arrest Obasanjo, Tinubu both to face trial on monday It was a mild drama @ Muritala Muhammed International Airport today @ around 12:30pm Nigeria time when DSS and EFCC officers arrest former President Olusegun Obasanjo on his way out of the country. The former president who was said to wear a white agbada with a black shoe to match was arrested by DSS with handcuff on his hands the moment he arrived at the airport this afternoon. As at the time we are filing this report, former Governor of Lagos state Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu was also said to have been arrested by DSS in his residence 26, Bourdilion Rd, Ikoyi, Lagos. The main reason for the arrest of these two prominent politicians is yet to be known but our source has it that EFCC and ICPC have sent different letters of invitation to former president Olusegun Obasanjo and Bola Ahmed Tinubudue to different sorts of allegations which was levelled against them but they refused to yield to their requests. Former President Olusegun Obasanjo was said to have involved in Harlibuton bribery case and according to the on-going investigation by the National Assembly on power sector, an underground source has it that the former president was said to have embezzled # 570billion which was budgeted for the power sector from 1999 to 2007. According to our conversation with one of the EFCC officer who refused to reveal his name, he stated that Tinubu was said to have embezzled # 150billion naira from 1999 to 2007 when he was the governor of Lagos state. According to the source, Tinubu, his wife and his lawyer are presently at EFCC headquarter in Abuja and interogation has commenced immediately. Former president Olusegun Obasanjo was said to be on his way but his arrival is yet to be confirmed by the EFCC The arrest of the two prominent politicians isdue to Preident Muhammadu Buhari zero tolerance to corruption and his determination to fight corruption not minding whose ox is gored. By the time I was reading this news in my dream,my wife just tapped me at the back and shouted! You are dosing off and snoring, go and sleep in your room. Na so I enter my roomand say make I share am with you. No vex for me abeg, enjoy ur weekend |
Romance / My Wife Wants To Kill Me. Advice Me Please by Victorijeabom: 1:02am On Nov 23, 2015 |
Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he shot himself..The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates...He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him and the kinda love he have for her....He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this..."The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction..The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband's head and pulls the trigger...But the gun had no bullets in it... The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.. QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION 1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife? 2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband! 3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, what advice would you give? Cc:Lalasticlacla |
Jokes Etc / Psalm 23 In Pidgin English by Victorijeabom: 9:03am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Have you ever imagined what Psalm 23 will sound like in Pidgin English?
Here is an idea: Psalm 23 1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe. 2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body thermocool. 3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name. 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me. 5. You don arrange good fufu and Amala on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go. 6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda for God house... lai lai I no go comot for wia better dey. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN CC: lalasticlacla 1 Like 1 Share |
Properties / I Need Accommodation In Agbor Delta State by Victorijeabom: 3:39am On Nov 04, 2015 |
Can anyone here be of help? My wedding is coming up on 19th December 2015. And I need Accommodation in Agbor Delta State for me and my would be wife since my one room apartment won't be enough for us. Preferably, 2 rooms self contained apartment. Please anyone with a useful information should let me know through comments or call 08032565527. Thanks. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Hunters Come In! by Victorijeabom: 4:28pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Dear Nairalanders.. See What I Got In My Mail by Victorijeabom: 1:51pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
New face of scam. Just ignore it |
Politics / Delta Election Petition Tribunal Dismisses Labour Party’s Petition by Victorijeabom: 1:44pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
The Delta State governorship election tribunal sitting in Asaba the state capital has thrown out the petition by the Labour Party against the PDP and has asked the Labour Party to pay the sum of 50,000 naira each to the respondents in the case. The first respondent in the case is the Governor, Ifeanyi Okowa while the second and third respondents are the PDP and the electoral commission, INEC. The lead judge has commenced delivering judgment in the case brought by the All Progressives Congress (APC) against the PDP’s candidate Ifeanyi Okowa. Source: www.channelstv.com/2015/10/26/delta-election-petition-tribunal-dismisses-lps-petition/ www.gist212.com/2015/10/delta-election-petition-tribunal-dismisses-lps-petition/ |
Politics / Delta Chief-Judge, Marshal Umukoro Infiltrates Election Tribunal With N3Bln - SR by Victorijeabom: 3:32am On Oct 26, 2015 |
The Chief Judge of Delta State, Justice Marshal Umukoro, has compromised at least two of the three members of the tribunal handling governorship, House of Assembly and National Assembly elections petitions in the state, a judicial source and a security agent have disclosed to SaharaReporters. http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/25/delta-chief-judge-infiltrates-election-tribunal-governor-okowa-doles-out-n3-billion |
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Adverts / Palm Kernel shells For Sale in large quantity call 08032565527 by Victorijeabom: 8:48pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
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Webmasters / Re: After You Learn These 8 Google Tricks, The Internet Will Never Be The Same. by Victorijeabom: 7:16am On Jun 01, 2015 |
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Politics / Election Security Tips by Victorijeabom: 8:52pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Election Security Tips Pre-Election Days ******************** 1. Stock essential food stuff at home. 2. Stock portable drinking water at home. 3. Keep some amount of cash for emergency at home. 4. Stock essential drugs at home. 5. Have enough AIR-TIME on your phone/s. 6. Avoid out-door activities – stay in-doors as much as possible through-out the election period. 7. Avoid heated political debates/discussions especially in public. 8. Never let anyone other than your immediate family know who your true candidate/political party is – claim not to be interested in politics. 9. Do not allow political stickers/posters/flags be placed/posted on your cars/houses. 10. Ensure that you have a full tank in your cars and generators before Election Day. Please cascade to all, family and friends inclusively. |
Politics / Efcc To Probe Some Apc Leader- See The Listed Names by Victorijeabom: 12:42pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
EFCC to probe some APC leader. See the list
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Culture / Igbo Market Woman's Phonebook Contacts by Victorijeabom: 12:23pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
**Have you ever seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS before? ** Names are saved like this: 1. Charles Okporoko. 2. Uche Azu Ndu. 3. Ifeoma Abacha. 4. Nkechi Crayfish. 5. Obinna Anu Nchi. 6. Tony Afo Anu. 7. Mama Obioma Mangala. 8. Ngozi Tomato. 9. Tony Beans. 10. Mama Tope Kpomo. 11. Obisike Garri. 12. Nkem Okpa. 13. Ndidi Ogiri Okpei. Nsukka. 14. Sandra pure Water. 15. Felix Kanda. 16. Adaora Ose Nsukka. 17. Emeka Anu Ewu. 18. Esther Pepper. 19. Nduka Cement. 20. Paul Electrician. 21. CLifford Ite ona. 22. Basil ose oji. 23. Mama bomboy abakiliki rice. 24. Juliet Wrapper. 25. Ogechi Kolanut. 26. Esusu man. 27. Mpa Ada Zink seller. 28. Ike Home video. 29. Charity Slippers 30. Sunday Polish. You can now add your own |
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