How much is your castor oil pls?

Goldenchyke:
My people, what is the meaning of this new slogan, Ebin npa wa?

It means hunger dey!
To express say hunger wan kill person.

emmy512:
There's a reason I don't use the word okpa,

I say enugu okpa, ikom okpa , if it's not done properly by an igbo woman I don't eat it,

Okpa is wonderful and yeah compared to moi moi I love it.

But nit everyone can prepare okpa or is qualified to.
Anyone who says it's bland has not had the opportunity to eat enugu okpa,

When I first ate okpa in CBQ it was the last time

You are Correct. You just said what is on my mind.

Since i came to Port harcourt, i have refuse to eat okpa, ever! Because it doesn't taste like Enugu okpa or Okpa Ekwulobia.

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Let's look at the facts on ground.

House 1
Power load = 2000W
Average of 20hrs/day gives 600 hours in a 30 day calendar month.
Power consumption = 2kW * 600h = 1200kWh
Cost of power consumed = ₦225 * 1200 = ₦270,000

House 2
Power load = 2000W
Power is generated using a 2.5 kVA petrol generator. Running wattage is 2000W.
Fuel efficiency = 1.1litres/hour (15 litres in 14 hours at 50% load - generator will consume more if we increase the load but let us stick with this for the purpose of this comparison)
For House 2 to generate 600hrs in a month requires 660L of PMS.
At ₦560/litre, House 2 will spend a sum of ₦369,600 in an attempt to replicate power supply from DISCOs. Maintenance cost has not been factored in these calculations.



A lot of small scale businesses spend up to ₦178,000 monthly running petrol generators.

Power is not cheap!










NEPA man spotted.

Let us talk about relevant issues.

Pls, do you know the location of this karsto company in Port Harcourt?

Pls Bro, I need to be educated on this. I am interested in your research and writeup on the topic. Pls go ahead, you have audience.

LocalStandard1:

You go about Nairaland and you talk too much! Very ignorantly too!!

Weren't you the one I argued with about the high rate of people slumping and dying?

Athletes are currently falling while training and dying do you think it's also cus of their looks too?

Why the rising cases of ordinary people "slumping" and dying unusually then?

I tried writing about it and the post got deleted. Keep quite lady, you don't know what's going on.

eyekaynoble:
Talent or no talent, In the midst of 3 or more people, i can easily fish out anyone that farts ( i mean, the culprit ) simply by studying his or her facial expressions.

� � LOL.

ObalendeCMS:


Are you born in May or June?

� LOL. I can relate. But truly, those born in may mostly belong to good counsellors/advisers group.

Orgasmgiver123:
I am an expert is craft works ( I didn't learn any )

I can compose any genre of song

I know genuine people from fake one after staying a few minutes with them

I can play any type of percussion instrument ( I didn't learn any )

Babies and animals love me

I can make a sadist laugh

I can hear from far a distance

Wow. This is pure natural gift. I like it.

brosom:
Mine is I am a natural born adviser,

No matter how confusing ur dreams are, I'll always find a way to interpret to give u answers.

Sometimes I feel like I'm not here but somewhere else like as though I have another existence somewhere else, (I know it sounds crazy).

The above mentioned which are no 1&2, I find it hard with myself but not with others. Like I can't advice myself and can't interprete my own dreams, It feels like a curse though .

This is a great gift. My dad has it and I appreciate it so much.
Your type will do well as a psychologist, a counselor or church elder to help people.

PerfectStranger:
Didn’t study psychology in college but I can read people’s mind and know exactly what they thinking or what they be up to.

Wow. You should be In the force and the intelligent unit.

Why not try Ireland

seunmsg:

Absolute nonsense. Who are they? If the so called “they” can kill Tinubu, is it Peter Obi that they can’t kill? Why didn’t they kill Obasanjo and Jonathan when they were there?

Enough of this nonsense please. Nobody is killing anybody. Definitely not Tinubu. Everyone will die at their appointed time so no point making the campaign about death.

Hmm. How you quickly thought of Peter Obi. What if she is supporting for you to vote Atiku?

Different people with their different teaching styles.

Just be patient, keen and curious, then diligently go about your work and before you know it, people will get to prefer you than your co-workers.

Lol. No be small vote waster.

Fake news. I wonder what you guys gain by generating and circulating fake news. To frighten them the more to continue sitting at home for fear of being killed? Oh, this is wickedness.

More grace and wisdom to this governor.

Pls mods, move to Front page.

Good info. One step forward. May God give this governor the wisdom and good trust worthy people to surround him as he fight to restore peace in that land.

Pls mods, move the info to front page.

Mmmmh. I don't know what to call this news. Many questions on my mind.

This country sef. Now every body de buy Form for somebody. If it is not friends buying the Form, it is a group... Na the code now. Nigeria politics: may God have mercy on us and deliver us.

Serial48:
So after 6years of illegal cohabitation and plenty of sex, Babe took me out last night and asked me to marry him. Guys i was too into the moment that i forgot to take pictures.

Congratulations sis.

NaughtyBrainiac:
All these jobs that you people are sharing, share reach here o.

I have 5 years experience in Customer Service and Relationship Management.
I studied Agric. Economics in one of Nigeria's Federal Universities.
I graduated with a Second Class (Upper Division)
I am open to roles outside my experience, I am exceptional at learning.
I am Smart, Resourceful, Enthusiastic, Innovative and a Go-getter.

Thank you

Well said. Because me too, need job seriously.

klassyguy:


Hence the reason why you choose to use the condescending tone you're using to refer to another person's kid. I get it, we are on a faceless platform where you can air your utterances freely. My kid is not going through any kind of hell. You wouldn't like it if someone speaks of your three boys like that. My boy is a very lively and lovely kid. Everyone he meets sees him as a very bright kid. He just has some behavioral issues which I believe is normal for a boy his age. I posted this topic to seek opinions on how to tackle them, not to hear insults, so kindly refrain from acting like you're a better parent than others cos you have it easy with yours. We are mature enough to share ideas on how to handle our children's development to make them better people without delving to the level of insults. Not all children are the same.

Pls, just ignore that guy. He seems to be so full of himself. Don't respond to his utterances.

Does this explain why my Nepa bill keeps increasing?

Pls I need an answer from good people of Nairaland. I live in a two bedroom flat (in PHC) and my electrical gadgets are not much. Just bulbs, Ac and charging of my phones. I've not watch tv for like 3 months now since I am not always around to subscribe it.

Still, PHED sends electric bill at 32k, 42k and this month own is 52k with some extra money on top o. Now, each time I pay less than 10k, they will come and cut my wire. Now they want me to pay at least half of the estimated bill. If not they will be cutting the wire every month.
I don't know how I will pay close to 25,000 or even more as my electric bill in a 2 bedroom flat.

Pls who do I meet and which of their office in Port harcourt should I go to lay my complaint. I Don complain taya but none of them is listening. It keeps coming and going up higher.
Pls someone should help me out. I just need the bill to go down at least.

Zonefree:
But, there's nothing special about your kpekus na

So, if na your sister, this is what you will answer her abi?

Michelle70:
Finally, iamdbull don fine pass person

� This nairaland people will not kill person with laugh abeg.

Well, this governor is trying. The devil we know is better than the angel that we don't know. Nobody is perfect. I think he has tried his best.



Modified.
Some comments above me sha... If they are given the opportunity to lead, they might still not do better. To be a leader is not easy. You can't even please everybody.

WoundedLamb:
Wow... killing baby crocodiles is actually not sustainable.

**Edit**
They probably have a crocodile farm.

What if that is a cake design?
(just thinking aloud though)

Chepos1:
Someone should please tell me it's a lie �

It's a lie Bro. � If it is true, then why didn't they mention the name of the school?

BREYZ:



Omo, stop talking about certificates and double your hustle ooooo

We are trying o. But it's not still working out. May God show us mercy.

Thank you Uche. God bless you.