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Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Don Jazzy And Genevieve Nnaji Marry Secretly (Video) by vipez(f): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2016
otipoju:

Oniranu, see lizard wey dey form voltron because he see fine face for picture.

like seriously, never knew you're the one I quoted.

was referring to the op, mabinu cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Don Jazzy And Genevieve Nnaji Marry Secretly (Video) by vipez(f): 1:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
otipoju:
Small girl with small brain. Think of better ways to attract traffic to your blog. Lies wont get you anywhere.

#word!
Family / Re: A Millionaires House Boy Food by vipez(f): 1:21pm On Mar 08, 2016
eyinjuege:


Why should he eat in his room? And who's talking about the dining table?
Most probably he will eat in the kitchen. That table his meal is on looks likes Formica or so usually seen as tabletops in kitchens.
Talking of rooms, if his room is dirty, that's entirely his fault. A room doesn't have to have state of the art facilities before its cleaned and well arranged.

why must you act like a blind man?
Crime / Re: What Will Prompt A Man To Put An End To His Life Like This? (graphic Pics) by vipez(f): 11:37am On Mar 08, 2016
please I still cant get it,

train passed over him or what? OP please explain.
Politics / Re: Joshua Ocholi's Post About "Death" On Instagram by vipez(f): 1:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
RIP mahn!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Bimbo Success Traditional Wedding, Yesterday by vipez(f): 1:09pm On Mar 04, 2016
to be sincere, her face looks like that of a pig
Education / Re: Can You Send Your Child To This School ? (Photo) by vipez(f): 12:08pm On Mar 04, 2016
HungerBAD:
Laughing.

How can the painter call a Tortoise a Mouse? which kind School be this sef?

See the Professors below trying to correct me lol.

Una no get work.

how can you call a loin a tortoise??

ehn? je kin gbo

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Celebrities / Re: Malaika Becomes Tecno Mobile Ambassador (photos) by vipez(f): 7:07am On Mar 04, 2016
Amastermovic:


Edit your profile now

Enjoying it
Crime / Re: Father Beats Son With Pestle, Breaks His Leg, Abandons Him by vipez(f): 8:48pm On Mar 03, 2016
YabaLeftist:


Guy wetin do ya hands in the dp? Looks weird, like a midget's hand.

Thanks for taking your time to observe smiley smiley
Car Talk / Re: Strange Car Seen On Badagry, Lagos Road This Morning (photos) by vipez(f): 4:30pm On Mar 03, 2016
kileleyi

someone please view and tell me, na car?
Celebrities / Re: Dress Decently,lagosians Tell Olajumoke by vipez(f): 3:50pm On Mar 03, 2016
awon omo naija titun de ooo.

Nigerians don come again?

abeg post any picture wey she no dress decently in it?

ori yin ti gbale!!!

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Politics / Re: Yoruba And Hausa Clash In Mile 12 Lagos by vipez(f): 3:37pm On Mar 03, 2016
wait, make I carry bante
Family / Re: Woman Talks About Killing Her Adulterous Husband On Social Media by vipez(f): 3:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
killing him? No! Murder him!

na cooked story jae...

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Crime / Re: Tearful Story: Man’s Neck Swells To The Size Of Water Melon As Family Begs For H by vipez(f): 11:02am On Mar 03, 2016
where picture? comot for here abeg.
Crime / Re: Father Beats Son With Pestle, Breaks His Leg, Abandons Him by vipez(f): 10:59am On Mar 03, 2016
but why? what did I just read?

his father?

oh no! if the father could do this, how can he defend his son outside?

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Crime / Re: Ese: I Don't Know What Happened. I Just Followed Yinusa.... by vipez(f): 10:57am On Mar 03, 2016
ko je ni dafun bobo yen, he should be jailed ooo

in short, he must be jailed.
Crime / Re: Picture of One Of The Abducted Girls From Babbington Macaulay Schl, Ikorodu. by vipez(f): 10:56am On Mar 03, 2016
geez! I pray they are found ooo

pretty girl sad
Politics / Re: Britain Has Helped Us To ‘touch The Untouchables’, Says Magu by vipez(f): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2016
ori yin gbale

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Crime / Re: Prostitute Found Dead In Abuja Brothel After Midnight Romp (pic) by vipez(f): 10:54am On Mar 03, 2016
see am, maybe her mates go learn sha
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Marks 30th Birthday With Stunning Photos by vipez(f): 10:52am On Mar 03, 2016
but one question I keep asking is;

Must they be almost naked?

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Family / Re: "Ese Should Abort Her Pregnancy" - Nigerians by vipez(f): 10:01am On Mar 03, 2016
that dude must be jailed!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Mob Brutally Beat Up An Old Man Caught Trying To Steal A Car In Jos by vipez(f): 8:25am On Mar 03, 2016
Brigadier7:
And why the Insults? WhY can't you Nigerians be civil for once and make your points without raining Insults??

the insults?

oya highlight them, je kin gbo
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke's Flaunts Butt In Red Pants (Pics) by vipez(f): 8:12am On Mar 03, 2016
when the post states grin pant, some werey go dey expect to see pata

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Looks Beautiful In A Turban (photos) by vipez(f): 8:10am On Mar 03, 2016
we don see am tey tey.
Celebrities / Re: Ghana Media Personality Peace Hyde Wins African Broadcaster Of The Year At NBMA by vipez(f): 8:09am On Mar 03, 2016
picture of her receiving the award nko?

omo loh dun o yi shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Malaika Becomes Tecno Mobile Ambassador (photos) by vipez(f): 7:46am On Mar 03, 2016
kilode100:


Why do you think he's a driver?... Is it that there are no car owners in your family?.. cheesy cheesy

Awww... Poor girl, no wonder you lifted the pix of S6 on the net yesterday. tongue

Like I said earlier, find correct sugar daddy way go uplift your status.. All these things are just basic things of life..

poor you, thought i asked you to Google search?

plat vipez is the name, don't dull grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Malaika Becomes Tecno Mobile Ambassador (photos) by vipez(f): 7:23am On Mar 03, 2016
kilode100:



Latest Toyota Land cruiser amongst so many others.. Which does your Fada drive?


Don't go stealing pix off the net o cheesy cheesy

ooh, he drives that, he's the driver to the vehicle? I get!

so who be the oga e dey drive up and down?
Crime / Re: Man Beheads Step-Mother In Benue For Ritual (Graphic Photo) by vipez(f): 6:57am On Mar 03, 2016
but what is Nigeria turning into?

well e dey happen for outside counry self shaa

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Celebrities / Re: How Linda Ikeji Managed To Buy A House In Banana Island by vipez(f): 6:53am On Mar 03, 2016
cityAdventures:

…through grunt work…hard work if I must add.

Sorry to disappoint you.. but this woman has become so successful through every didn’t of hard work and sweat she has put in over the years. That is the only way she has had so much traffic to her site, that is the only way she grew her brand and has made so much money.

She publishes her first post atimes 3am every morning. At that time, what are you normally doing? I still suspect Linda does her posts and publishes them on her blog herself. Maybe by now she could have employed a couple of hired hands but she got this far by herself.

I mean, this former Miss Nigeria contestant and former model of Bayo Hasstrup’s Ijade Egbin wakes up by 4am atimes even 3am (going by when her first post normally hits her blog. She often sleeps around mid night (going by time stamps on her blog) when we last see her online. So automated posts can be set up to publish at any time, how do you automate breaking news? Before sahara reporters even wakes up to in New York, Linda has done almost 70 to 80 posts.

People think blogging is easy, if it was, every one will be Linda Ikeja and own a house in Banana Island. It is not. Okay, so maybe she is just a news aggregator, she doesn’t write, she just sources her articles and publishes, but sourcing news, saving pictures, scrolling through celebrity timelines on instagram and pasting posts and publishing them takes plenty of time and effort.

I have been trying to count the number of posts Linda does everyday- at least a 100 new blog posts daily. She has high traffic numbers because people are guaranteed seeing something new once they go to her page- so they always go.
If we all have an 18hour day to be productive, Linda does almost 10posts an hour- that means she is posting every 6minutes. For those of you who have blogs, do you know what it means to put up a post every 6minutes?

If you use word press, where you have to copy and paste, set up a feature image, pick images from the media library, drop them in the text, copy and paste excerpts, optimize each post before publishing to blog and social media, then even sharing from social media to various timelines, you will know this is practically impossible.

But hey, Linda uses , its easier to use. But then, even if you say she cant do 180 posts a day, lets say she does 100 a day (an 18 hour day, means she does a post every 12minutes).

Take today, 1st of march for example. Her first post on her blog came shortly after 4am (actually 4.10am). It means shortly before 4am, she woke and started looking for news- 4am! At that time, many people, even federal directors are still sleeping to wake up at 8 or even 9. By 3pm this afternoon, linda had done almost 70posts, that is three score and 10 new stories in an 11 hour spell. If she keeps up at this pace today, she will do about 150 posts.

Do you know what this means? Posting at this sort of rate- it means you practically have no life away from your system. Linda’s blog is her life, it seems she practically has no time to even entertain visitors, if she is doing one post every 12minutes.

So many people want to be like Linda, but how many will condition themselves to sleep by 11 or 12midnight and be up as early as 4am? How many? By the time we wake and are looking at our twitter feed, Linda has already done half a dozen posts.

This requires discipline- and this girl has it aplenty.

Those of us who write know for you to research and write a good blog piece of about 2,000 words, complete with pictures (resizing, editing and posting) takes the better part of four hours.

So, a blogger who writes political pieces, or scholarly pieces can barely do three posts a day, before he has to sleep. Cranking your brain to come up with these articles leaves you totally jaded and tired- brain work is even more tiring than physical exertion.

So, if you are doing three posts a day, nobody needs to go to your page for a week. Every 7days, they know they can just go there once and read up your articles, all 20 of them. If you don’t do this every day, you maybe lucky to have 12 articles. At this rate, how do you get high numbers to rack up your alexa rankings for advertisers to take note?

That is why it is easier for every blogger to be doing news, gossip and bla. It is easier to

http://intercityadventures.com/2016/03/01/how-linda-ikeji-managed-to-buy-a-house-in-banana-island/

100 posts per day?

I just dey gbadun your post jejeli until your lie caught my eyes.

papa why re you lying? you're fucking lying...

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Celebrities / Re: Psquare Finally Sacks Jude Okoye by vipez(f): 6:42am On Mar 03, 2016
oro yi so simi lenu, out buyo si.

awon aye tin follow yin from village
Celebrities / Re: Baddest!!! Davido Meets Rapper Future [photo] by vipez(f): 6:40am On Mar 03, 2016
davido meets future o future nmeets davido?

ori e o pe, dem sef ey famz.

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