mamagee3:
Hi all, my brother has no idea what a menstrual period is. He plays around on the floor with his phone thinking I bed wetted.

Lol. wait. The problem here isn't your brother at all. It's you girl. How on earth does your period look like urine? Do you also do it on the bed? Like the way a child bedwets? Wow.

I've been obsessed about gay people at one point in my life but never have I had one as a friend. I just don't know why

7. They've all watched Lord of the rings. Moral lesson is never to trust anything that wears jewelry.

Oh boy! 50kg is real light for a man. No help here sorry. Maybe another poster might help.

Tamee:
[s]

Hmmmmmn The witch is vexed
The same Thunder that will fire you in your coven this year if you don't stop disturbing my e-peace..
Keep typing with all your muscles, you keypad will soon blow.
Pls I haven't been reading all your posts, just skimming through, quit wasting time with me.
I don't do silly oafs, sorry old wise witch.[/s]

Tell that to your brain.

Tamee:


Witch, my blood is really bitter

And who says Op's friend does not have the virus already, in it's window stage?
What's the sense in drugging her, testing her and letting her go huh, mama Felicia.

You couldn't even answer the simple clear question I asked. It is not possible for her to claim they just infected her because then the virus would still be in it's window stage dumbass. You don't know if you're pregnant few minutes after unprotected sex do you? This goes to show you're an embarrassment to Nigerians in diaspora. If there's anything I'm sure of right now, It's that I would soon move a motion for the deportation of dumbfucks to be implemented.
Simple ABC you know no. Na to dey run your mouth like small pikin you sabi. Thunder fire you. Goat.

Tamee:


In saner climes, he would be in Jail..and yes, he can be traced through is IP address by hackers.

And then the gal can claim they drugged her and infected her with the virus, showing the piercing on her thumb as proof. Even though she is quilty of carrying HIV, the traces of drugs in her bloodstream is enough to nail the Op.

The Ops action is totally wrong and no one should emulate him.

Felicia, If the girl claims they just infected her with the virus, wouldn't it still be in its window stage?

Lol Nairalanders. I keep seeing 'sue here, sue there'. I bet that girl doesn't even know the road to a law chamber. Anyone that conniving and wicked must be totally ignorant of human rights. So please, if you love her that much, sue on her behalf cuz she ain't doing nothing. She's moved on to the next nigga without a doctor for a friend. Tamee I bet it's your brother. And beach, could you stop typing with all those horrible smileys?? You remind me of one other nitwit that does same. Do you both have the same imbecilic dad?
P.S. You really don't have to answer the question if you find it too personal. I really had to ask.

Tamee:


Same to ALL YOUR family members dearie
Of all the people who took my stance, you singled out my post cos you weren't trained to let people form and air their own opinion in peace.
Miss 'Don't disturb Seun again' .. as if she is relevant in any manner whatsoever.
Imp!

And to all your Frey Household.
Oh that, because your post was by far,the stupidest which isn't saying much and so I figured, why not pick on the dumbest of the lot ; she'd make it easy for me and you did not fall short of expectation. Thanks.
Feck away Ramsay.

GeniusDavid:




Voilà! Perfect Match for ur description Milord

Name: Lizzie Velasquez
Age: 26 (Age doesn't matter when in love)

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At least she's skinny and has fine hair.

Tamee:


The people who refused to train you are asses@first bolded.
Oh dearie, even Seun must be flattered @your gusto. So in the dark recesses of your flawed mind, you have concluded that you have the rights to dictate who disturbs who on a public forum. Next time I call Seun, hope you won't kill yourself. Your passion is scary and your tone reeks of sociopathy!

Anyway, happy holidays

Okay, I'll try my best to explain like you're an autistic four year old. First, Your brain oozes of dementia in an advanced stage and I find your reasoning disturbing since it's obvious you're a product of inbreds who believe HIV is a shared orgasm. Thank heavens you know this is a public forum. What were you expecting? Opinions or events that are pleasant to you alone. Don't allow your embarrassingly low lack of experience make you sound dumber than you look. That girl had every intention of infecting the guy but I wouldn't go into that since your main intent on this thread is to attack the op, create an illusion of being a half baked feminist and draw attention to your salvation army stance. Enjoy the Holiday ass.

Tamee:
Seun,
Someone drugged a girls drink without prior knowledge of her medical history or how she reacts to pills, drew her blood while she was sleeping and carried out a test on her..
He also opened a thread about it and I fear for your forum and the message that Nigerians are passing to the world wide web.
Pls, is this accepted as palatable for public consumption, especially as we know Nairaland is read/visited globally.

What da? Are you just being pedantic for the sake of being an ass or you're just choosing to ignore the fact that this is an anonymous forum with a disclaimer that states that Seun is not responsible for whatever anyone posts. This is not Facebook where you can get the person's full name for witch hunting. If you can't accept things like this, forget Nigeria exists because this will still go on. If you really and I mean, sincerely want to help, that is not disturbing Seun, create a thread advising HIV positive persons to tell their significant other about their status or say no to raw sex.
Don't disturb Seun again please.

www.nairaland.com/2704488/else-kind-mum#39557059
www.nairaland.com/2526214/abobaku-ife-been-missing-3#36958000

Cabbage causes purging. Either that or salad cream.

How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

blublahd:
Hmmm.... Madam come make we do new year collabo na!

Oga I'm fully booked. Try again next new year. ;-)

repogirl:


Hogwash! You people will come and spin your own baseless theories.

If this is true, then people should endeavour to sleep with Davido, Otedolas kids, Dangotes kids and children of wealthy people to grab the spirit of wealth! Lol!

Abi o. When it comes to that part, expect to read ''Success is not sexually transmitted''.

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] this is no Santa, this is a pervert. They use the Santa disguise to abuse kids by placing them on their laps
Just like when Michel Jackson carried kids on his laps and rocked them.
Be warned parents don't scare your kids for life. [/size]

lol. That's what happens when no one asks Santa what he wants for Christmas.
Sit on Santa and sit on the north pole.

Ebiniz:
5 FIRE


Hot air and humidity can push the body to its limits. But fire, unsurprisingly, takes the body several steps further, through damage, death, and disintegration. Researchers at the University of West Florida are setting fire to donated corpses to document just what happens to the body. The average human body burns for seven hours. The outer skin goes first, crisping and crackling before it burns away pretty quickly. The dermal layers of skin don’t last much longer, vanishing after about five minutes. By then, the fire has burned away your shell and starts on the fat layer. Fat is an effective fuel as long as flammable material such as clothing or the wood of a pyre acts like a candle wick. Fat melts away, absorbs into the wick, and then burns for hours. Flames also dry out muscles, contracting them and making the body move. The fire typically burns itself out when only bones remain, unless they break to expose the marrow. Teeth don’t burn, either. The research mimicked the fires from crime scenes. During cremation, however, fires roar much hotter, and the body burns more quickly. Most cremation fires burn at 600–800 degrees Celsius (1,110–1,470°F). Yet even at these temperatures, it can take several hours to completely reduce the body to ash. According to the researchers, a burning body smells exactly like pork ribs on the barbecue.

I just remembered Melissandre and the realm.

Onila I'm in church already. Putting you and your sisters in prayers. hope u stay there. Orange you glad I'm kind?

Nice monologue.

Chukzyfcb:
OP all what you have written there cannot make anybody slimmer, if taken in excess. To be slim, simply create a "Calorie deficit". I know fish eggs apple are beneficial with their nutrients but if abused(eating anyhow) u'll ADD.
1 Apple contains 120 calories
2 apple contains. 240 calories
A bottle of fanta has 260calories
Although fanta has no much benefits to the body, than providing energy.
It has the same calories = 2 apple
For a fruit,Apple is HIGH in Calories, pple should opt for fruits lower in calories like water-melon, cucumber and dem likes or eat little of High calorie fruit, but whatever you do. To lose weight, simple create a "Calorie deficit" I.e. Burn or reduce calories more than the calories your body needs daily and u'll lose fat! . If you need more clarification, quote me!

Where did you pull out the 120 calories apple from?
the calories in an apple is not more than 55 unless you're referring to an apple the size of a football which I doubt exists.
The reason why the afore mentioned are slimming foods is because they make one feel fuller. Just like fibre with little calories. This is unlike cucumber and water melon that have high water content and leaves you hungry again. Infact those fruits are perfect to eat if you're hungry and want to remain that way.

And your last paragraph ''burn calorie need calorie less calorie'' ish just helps buttress the eat apple egg fish article. Those foods fill you and thus stop you from consuming much calorie.
You must not debunk findings with a less baser argument.

If I ask for a summarized version, it's not because I'm too lazy to read. Summarized version please.

kilokeys:
I know stupidity is evenly distributed amongst the population... But unfortunately , the North East has more than their share..



When I served in Taraba.. I unethically aided a student (female) during the waec Maths theory part.. With the construction question.


Only for me to come some moments later to see my arcs and fine lines redrawn with the pen..

Me : wtf, why?

She : Sir Sir, e no clear.. I con use beero do am so that e go clear

I rest my case

. Use a darker pencil next time if you seriously want to help.

You can try romance section. I think TV/movies ran out of stock.

blublahd:

How tall are you?

I could just type above average.
But I choose to misspell 5'7

Most Short Guys.
They like woman die!
I juss weak.
Even though they somehow get a girl, they'll still chase skirts.
From short Yahoo boy, to short lecturer. Short politicians and short students. Short footballer to short writer, nothing changes.
Maybe it's to check if they've got game inspite of their height or it's just a thing with guys who are closer to the ground;
I don't wanna know.

emedy:
IMHO... Luscious might be a devil but he understands that he should remain a Father. he'll probably a rude Father that wished things go his way. Hakeem is messed up, luscious has tolerated him enough. Everything he's got originates from his dad... even his LYON DYNASTY. The only sparing him from lawsuits is the fact that he's a LYON. The very same beat his dad gave him which he rejected got voted for the song of the year. I fear for his ending, he better work hard to cater to for the child Anika will bear him. Andre will be so devastated, loosing his wife and child. Cookie will get to love his husband more. Really.... there's no Empire without Luscious as C.E.O.

So you've just concluded that Andre has lost both wife and unborn child already. Even Rhonda doesn't know if her baby will make it in the next season.

Op your forgot to mention the Wall. North of winterfell. It's very cold down there. Ask the Nights Watch.
And then Dorne. Very hot up there. Ask the sand snakes.

To Akpos, Rape is just suprise sex.

Awww. Hope they name him Middle East.

timmilehin:
To those supporting Hakeem.

Can you do that to your family?

The company that feed you. trained you and gave u wealth from birth. It's not making sense. u hate lucious. but u love cookies, jamal, andre and d family stuff.both andre and jamal sat down in that hatred position d bastard was. they saw d light. so what's his problem. I feel like breaking that his spoilt punny brain.

So tell me, which company is he now- Lyin dynasty. where d new haters will be now. or empire that he hates so much. walahi.. that guy go suffer. beside he was there to act on cookies No. not to decide anything. cookies self na big fool. matters like this doesn't need proxy. she knows d gravity of the mayter and she gave that idiot d responsibility

so u mean Thirsty just suck that woman for nothing. chai.

Gosh I hated that scene. It was just too awkward.