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Family / Re: We All Went Through This Stage In Life ( Pic ) by vjsmilles: 3:36pm On Apr 12, 2015
rokiatu:
Are u talking abt the pic I just posted? tongue or the one on my dp?
[size=14pt] that house looks like it was built in 1899 shocked

very strong i like... grin [/size]
Family / Re: We All Went Through This Stage In Life ( Pic ) by vjsmilles: 3:29pm On Apr 12, 2015
rokiatu:
Are u talking abt the pic I just posted? tongue or the one on my dp?
[size=14pt] the former tongue [/size]
Family / Re: We All Went Through This Stage In Life ( Pic ) by vjsmilles: 3:24pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] rokiatu is that your family house shocked [/size]

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Religion / Re: He Took Holy Communion And Had Sex After Church, Any Repercusion? by vjsmilles: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
loosecanon50:
Terry g hope sey u no dey smoke dunlop tyre join? see as ur lips black like under of pot grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Phones / Re: GTA: Sanandreas Vs. Gangstar Vegas by vjsmilles: 3:21pm On Apr 12, 2015
Ebubemg:
San Andreas better than vice city by far. U can't swim in vice city but u can swim in San Andreas. U can't draw tattoo in vice city. U can't exercise in vice city. Etc
[size=14pt] care for one? [/size]

Romance / Re: What Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by vjsmilles: 3:17pm On Apr 12, 2015
Fairgodwin:
well, let me be honest. I really don't care if she has a fine face or not, provided she's busty, I mean really busty. And also I don't care if she's got butt or not.
I just am not attracted to slim girls: a plump and chubby lady would do. In fact, I love fat girls.

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Romance / Re: And What Is This Lady Doing?(pics) by vjsmilles: 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] Drinking ^shekpe^ cheesy [/size]

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Romance / Re: That Funny/crazy Act You Put To Get A Girls Attention by vjsmilles: 3:12pm On Apr 12, 2015

Romance / Re: What Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by vjsmilles: 3:02pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] ^her sharpener^ angry

on behalf of 71.4% of the guys here grin [/size]

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Phones / Re: GTA: Sanandreas Vs. Gangstar Vegas by vjsmilles: 2:57pm On Apr 12, 2015
dharay99:


see ehn, I'm still yet to download dat game for d past 1yr, when i get mb, d tin no go download finish, now i wan download again buh no mb or browsing tweak. cry
[size=14pt] ooops..
got mine from a friend when i was still in nigeria. [/size]
Phones / Re: GTA: Sanandreas Vs. Gangstar Vegas by vjsmilles: 2:46pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] GTA:SAN ANDREAS cheesy [/size]

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Romance / Re: See what I Caught My Friend doing. . by vjsmilles: 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] your brain can never be in preswnt tense, surely ^ past tenses^
^FVVCKING AMEBO^
your friend should not scan cabin buscuit again?? undecided
even if you dumbo tell her what the ^Bleep^ she gonna do?



angry angry [/size]

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 2:30pm On Apr 12, 2015
MizMyColi:


You sef.
Your blood too dey hot!cheesycheesygrin

Just modified btw.
[size=14pt] satin voice cheesy

lovely! [/size]

Romance / Re: Photo: Ladies, This Should Stop.... by vjsmilles: 2:21pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] see their old old legs angry

it is not ulya portion in jesus name angry [/size]

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 2:17pm On Apr 12, 2015
MizMyColi:
Okay first off
I want to apologize for not mentioning all those who mentioned me.

I did not intend to upload any VN, but Chiam55's impulsively made me do so.

I especially failed to mention Zicoraads and Friedplantain....sad my thoughts weren't properly coordinated.

I hope I gather mental strength to do another one.


[size=14pt] where the fvck is it angry cheesy [/size]
Music/Radio / Re: Evolution Of Dance by vjsmilles: 2:11pm On Apr 12, 2015

Jokes Etc / Re: help him by vjsmilles: 2:11pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] tell your friend that he should come and see me for deliverance.. angry

village witches engineers are using his sperm as super glue undecided angry [/size]

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Romance / Re: help!!!she wants me to impregnate her by vjsmilles: 2:07pm On Apr 12, 2015
ronald4lif:


This is no serious fix, that a girl says she want you get her pregnant means nothing. It's up to you to decide if you want to.

Just a quick question, do you intend to settle in China after your postgraduate studies or your intention is to return to Nigeria after your program? Or you're open to either option.

Well, if you're open to settling in China after your program then that's okay. However, you should be careful of whatever decision you arrive at as it's still to early to start exploring ways of achieving a residency.

You should think about the following; why does she want you to impregnate her when you both just met? Are there no other black guys in the uni before you got there? Why the rush, could there be something you don't know. What does she really need a baby for, from an immigrant who's yet to settle? There are many factors you should consider carefully before arriving at any decision.

Since you just arrive it is expected that you know nothing about China immigration laws. Although, like you stated, one may be able to regularize their status if they have a baby with a Chinese lady but I'm sure there are other requirement one has to meet before becoming eligible. For instance, in the UK, you must be able to prove you both are having a subsistence relationship. With evidence such as sharing of same address, joint bank statements, lots of pictures and that you are also contributing to the welfare of the baby etc. I don't know about China immigration laws and system and I think you have to read it up. What does it says about civil partnership and parental rights to residency?

Before considering to settle in China, you have to be sure the life there is favourable, especially to someone who doesn't understand their language. How are immigrant treated and so on. There are a lot factors to consider before one decide to settle in any country abroad. You just arrived, relax, and first of all study your new country, your environment. As a student, you may want to take up a part time job. You don't even know the std status of this girl. Come on.
[font=courier] [size=14pt] thanks v.much bro....

i appreciate...
on the other part bro, she is just into me and has a clean bill of health (she showed me her doctors report)


again,i wouldnt wanna stay in china afte my masters coz of language barrier so i think i should just resist her cry [/size] [.font]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:51pm On Apr 12, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Of all places to Hav? Her back
[size=14pt] calm down....
i am a robot...
cannot be struck with ^konji^ [/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:47pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] beennkumar where the fvvck is your voicenote? undecided
[/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:44pm On Apr 12, 2015
Shezhawt:




Am way too shy for that grin
[size=14pt] c'mon dont be shy.... wink

i got ur back [/size]
Religion / Re: He Took Holy Communion And Had Sex After Church, Any Repercusion? by vjsmilles: 1:30pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] remove that ^he^ and put ^i^
wetin ^he,her,them^ do una....
una dey stress those word too much...
those able bodied words don too chop cane for una head angry


INSPIRATION---->TERRY G [/size]

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:29pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] shezhawt you got a voicenote cheesy [/size]
Romance / Re: Steal A Kiss? by vjsmilles: 1:26pm On Apr 12, 2015
[size=14pt] hold him and shout ole!!!!




ode angry angry [/size]

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:25pm On Apr 12, 2015
sameer1212:
LOL...Dear, u really try and nice voice though! Cheers! *Just can't stop laughing*
[size=14pt] high grade MOCKERY angry grin [/size]
Romance / Re: help!!!she wants me to impregnate her by vjsmilles: 1:24pm On Apr 12, 2015
Lala247:


Lol
[size=14pt] so whts funny now? angry

btw you 4got me in ur vn shocked cry [/size]
Romance / Re: help!!!she wants me to impregnate her by vjsmilles: 1:23pm On Apr 12, 2015
ronald4lif:


Are you serious about this?
[size=14pt]
in a serious fix cry [/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by vjsmilles: 1:21pm On Apr 12, 2015
ronald4lif:
Chiam55 thanks. Vjsmiles much respect!
[size=14pt] my right hand man cheesy
u wlcum bro [/size]

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