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Romance / Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by Vlyrics: 3:25pm On Jun 06
Robertgreene1:


You're possessed bro...l swear.... what's the fun in dick tearing ur small anus...shitting sometimes is real agony when the shit is so strong...talk more of dick going into my ass non stop!!!! Is that not terribly painful for u people....some of ur anuses even bleed after such...God forbid bad thing!!!
Even if you give me 10 million dollars to open my ass for you to drill...l will never accept!!! Cus l will be enjoying the money and crying inside Everytime l remember what l subjected myself to!!!
How can you look ur fellow men in the eyes and speak when they're speaking when you take dick on a steady... you're no longer a man na... you're a woman... infact you're less than a woman!!! Cus most women don't even allow anal sex!!!
God forbid oo...gays have disturbed me all my life for my good looks...one was a very rich Dean of faculty and priest back in my uni days...but the way l run from them eh...how can you even get an erection...talkmore of suistaining it when ur fellow man undresses? What are going to see to make your blood rise? The same dick and dry ass you have too?
Tufiakwa!!!
SMH

You are confusing pleasure with pain. Let's leave it at that
Romance / Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by Vlyrics: 6:31am On Jun 01
LoL... Gay sex is fu..cking fun. If di. Cck never enter you, you don't know what you are missing. Or when you mess your boss and he is mo.aning and begging you to stop, such power!

Again, genetically, guys are better looking than ladies. They are taller, broad shoulders, deep baritone voice, chest, thigh, etc. I no know waiting una dey see for girls. I fu.cked a girl once and I didn't like it, I couldn't go all in, or use the energy I wanted to. She was just saying I'm fuc. king as if I'm raping her, but with a guy I can bang with much more energy.

Finally, bussy is better than pu.ssy. With these few points of mine, I conclude that do you, let me do me.

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Politics / Re: FG Disembarks On Lagos-calabar Highway Realignment Due To Submarine Cables by Vlyrics: 12:11am On May 24
Umahi is a big fo ol, the small respect he had, 'is gone'. An engineer that can't follow due process. Igbo men always being willing tools. He will end up like Onu, used, betrayed, heartbroken and unlivi ng with the stench of dead dreams rottened by stup. idity that was fostered by loyalty to a dum.b fief.

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Politics / Re: Owner Of Mainland Oil And Gas Prince Chris Odinaka Igwe Opens Fire on Dog in VGC by Vlyrics: 7:41pm On May 12
One of my cousin I didn't met was allegedly killed by an estate dog and he was his mother's first child. I was almost bitten by a German Shepherd when I majestically walked into a friend's place. That day was my Scariest. What saved me was a wooden ladder just by a corner. It was the ladder I was using to chase the dog until the owner came. It was crazy. Thank God for that ladder.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Vlyrics: 5:20pm On Mar 06
Does anyone have a recommendation of a group on telegram or WhatsApp I can view calls from expert or enthusiastic followers concerning any alt co in or shi t co in
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by Vlyrics: 9:57pm On Dec 10, 2023
I had to mute my cousin on WhatsApp because after he japaed I started feeling depressed when I see his status. He is looking fresh and doing well. Same with two of my friends in school. I unfroend 1 on Facebook and blocked another. I don't even post again because waiting I wan lost? Is it a failed life. Man will work from 6-9 everyday but nothing yo write home about.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Kids Street Surfing In Enugu Goes Viral by Vlyrics: 2:19pm On Nov 05, 2023
Sharpsharp00123:
so u think skaters will go to a road where there are potholes?

Some people no get sense sha

Na your papa no get sense, lost soul like you. Poor deprived being.
Politics / Re: Video Of Kids Street Surfing In Enugu Goes Viral by Vlyrics: 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2023
A 4-minute video and there was no pothole, that was it for me.

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Education / Re: Statistics Of Out Of School Children Per Regions In Nigeria by Vlyrics: 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2023
Chai... In ten years we will have 13m uneducated voters? So in 10years time there will be no change in northern voting pattern? South East needs to leave Nigeria ASAP. These guys are just dragging us backwards. cry

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Technology Market / Where Can One Sell His Laptop In Lagos? by Vlyrics: 10:18pm On Sep 06, 2023
Hello house, where in Lagos can I sell my laptop. I placed an add on jiji and spent 2500 to sponsor it but no single call, just the jiji guys posing as a potential customer and calling me. When I called the number back, it was entering voicemail, I just knew it was the jiji guys that pose as customer.

So I'm in need of money to solve issues, can I get a buyer in computer village? Or where else can I sell the laptop? I really need money right now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Vlyrics: 10:24pm On Aug 19, 2023
Vlyrics:
A private secondary school in Surulere is in need of two English Language /Literature teachers. The ideal candidate must be competent in both subjects.
Qualification: B. A in English or B. Ed in English.

Incentives
- Salary range: 70 - 100k
- Medical allowance
-pension scheme
-school lesson


Whatsapp this number with your CV: 08133345433

Deadline: 15th of August


Still available, still looking for the ideal candidate
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Vlyrics: 7:57am On Aug 06, 2023
A private secondary school in Surulere is in need of two English Language /Literature teachers. The ideal candidate must be competent in both subjects.
Qualification: B. A in English or B. Ed in English.

Incentives
- Salary range: 70 - 100k
- Medical allowance
-pension scheme
-school lesson


Whatsapp this number with your CV:

Deadline: 15th of August

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Politics / Re: The Emerging MegaCity In Nigeria(the Biggest BuiltUp/metropolis Area In Nigeria) by Vlyrics: 9:07am On Jul 15, 2023
The full potential of the south East can only come when we exit Nigeria. You can build your own port, all companies in Nigeria will have to build a South East branch or leave the market, more revenues for government for huge projects., millions of jobs due to new industries starting, immigration job, military job, police jobs, civil service. Mehn it will favour us 25 -35 years old Igbos. I wish it would happen now.

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Politics / Re: Alex Ekweme Federal University: Can Igbos Take This by Vlyrics: 6:46pm On Jul 13, 2023
2022Frustrated:
This is all shades of wrong. Not the University imposing a local language on the students in a Federal University.

I hope all Federal universities in Nigeria take a cue and implement a compulsory GST course on the prevalent language in their area. ABU Zaria should implement mandatory Hausa GST, Unilag shoul implement mandatory Yoruba GST, Unical should implement mandatory Efik etc

I graduated from UNIZIK, Awka in 2015 and in my 100L or 200l we did Igbo as a GST too. It is needed. I'm Igbo but I failed the exam twice! Igbo language is one of the dying language according to UNESCO. anything to save it is fine by us.

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Education / Re: African Mother's Proud Display At Daughter's Convocation Sparks Mixed Reactions by Vlyrics: 7:57am On Jul 12, 2023
Dancing is one thing we do when we celebrate, they should respect our culture not us trying to actike them. Take for instance, in football if an European team scores the player celebrates with a pose but when an African team scores, most of the time they Just Dance. And guess what, we used to love it! Dancing is a part of our social milieu we shouldn't strive to be unafrican

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Politics / Re: Anambra FDI Overtakes Ogun, Osun In 2022 Despite Sit At Home (pictures) by Vlyrics: 4:35pm On Jul 08, 2023
Igboland has made a lot of progress. My fear is that they shouldn't come and destroy it with war. If you want Igbos to go, please allow us go peacefully. That way, you don't need to Ronu about anything. But why we are here, we will take every opportunities Nigeria gives and in every part of Nigeria, because today we are Nigerians. Maybe tomorrow when we are Biafrans, you can then tell us not to dictate the politics of any part of Nigeria.
Education / Re: Is It Possible To Score 98 In JAMB English? by Vlyrics: 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2023
I am a teacher and I teach at tutorial centres. This has been an issue to me because for the past 4 years I haven't seen anyone get 76% in Use of English. JAMB should please review their marking guide for Use of English, Right now it is easier to get to Europe on foot than to get 76 and above In English.

My colleague almost got sacked by his school because no one got above 60%. Infact the Highest scoring student failed to get above 54.

It is worrying for us language teachers (literature - in - English too).

In Literature 80% is also a challenge. I don't know how they programme their software because I have seen brilliant students fail to get 80% over and over again.

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Politics / Re: Anambra State Fire Service(photos) by Vlyrics: 7:01am On Jul 04, 2023
theophorus:
Just yesterday I saw one of your post and asked myself why do you do this comparison and Measurement thing?

See ehn, if na the state Govt employ you, it means dey have Very Big Problem. But if na you employ yourself Kai Odikwa very serious ooo.

Worst na if na like this all of una people dey think, it means...

So he should leave Yoruba media to project the wrong narrative of Anambra people? Didn't you see how they were posting wrong image of Anambra fire truck everywhere yesterday? Don't be unfortunate

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Politics / Re: What Peter Be Doing In Court by Vlyrics: 10:33pm On Jun 05, 2023
solmusdesigns:
cool



Highest impossibility is a rerun between the first and second, Atiku and Tinubu... if Tinubu's lawyers are deaf and dumb and INEC lawyers are blind and lame, Obi cant get Tinubu's vote reduced with forms from INEC and BIVAS

You can't legally reduce a whole 2.7million vote in 5 States

The reason the LP lawyers are pushing for outright disqualification of Tinubu so that they have a chance atbthe rerun

The difference between Atiku and Obi is less than 900k a recount fixes. All stolen votes return puts OBi as Second, not third. With that, a disqualifation may put OBi as 1st, the case is very tricky. Out of court settlement is the only way out but I doubt OBi will take that.
Politics / Re: What Peter Be Doing In Court by Vlyrics: 9:47pm On Jun 05, 2023
It is very possible Tinubu didn't get 25% in Rivers, Cross River, Akwa Ibom and Taraba. If one more state is confirmed that means he only got 25% in 23 states.
Politics / What Peter Be Doing In Court by Vlyrics: 9:42pm On Jun 05, 2023
There is something Peter Obi and his lawyers are trying to do in court that no one is talking about. Peter Obi team is very smart and APC and INEC are not looking at this. If this works, Mehn Tinubu will return the mandate.

Peter Obi are not just challenging 25% in FCT. They are also indirectly challenging 25% in 2/3 of the federation and are saying Tinubu didn't get that without saying it. Let me explain.


Seeing the documents they are bringing to court I had to ask myself why? Well I did some diggings and understand now.

According to the results announced by INEC, Tinubu had 25% in 28 states and the law insist on 25% and above in 24 states. Peter Obi is disputing this. I had to check the figures myself, Tinubu had 25% in Adamawa, 28% in Gombe, 29% in Cross River, 41% in Rivers, 28% in Plateau, 26% in Taraba, 27% in Akwa Ibom and 28% in Kaduna. Can you see the narrow escape except for Rivers?

If these results are recalculated and a few thousands is taken away in just 5 of the states, Tinubu loses 25% in 2/3 of the states also and that I'll be a fatal blow, KO!

This might just be the end game for Peter Obi's team, these documents are being brought to court for recalculation. If the figures don't tally with what is announced Tinubu loses what INEC used to Declare him president.


Here is the link I used for the figures in percentage:
https://fij.ng/article/table-presidential-election-results-in-percentages/

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Politics / Re: Joe Ajeoro Attack On Dangote Refinery May Spell Political Doom f Igbos Once More by Vlyrics: 7:44am On Jun 05, 2023
ThatCEO:
It cost about about ₦125 max per litre to buy Compressed natural gas (CMG).

CNG powered cars r slightly more fuel efficient than petrol.

You can have both CNG n Petrol in d same car n use which ever one u prefer with just a simple switch on d dashboard.

There are 12 million cars in Nigeria.

If Tinubu drops just 1trillion naira, he will covert 4million cars for free or convert 8million cars if he ask d owners to also cover half of the costs.

Conversation on such a large scale will cost less that ₦250k per vehicle.

But will he do this? You n I know the answer. How will d thieves feed if things are made easy for the masses?

The CBN abandoned it's intiative to convert 1million cars for free. This solution is not foreign to Nigeria.

This initiative will benefit government more than the masses due to more revenue. Imagine making extra billions of dollars. But alas, we don't have thinkers in government. Nigeria must move to CNG fast. It is also clean Energy
Politics / Re: Subsidy Is Gone? What Next? by Vlyrics: 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
Lastly, our education system needs an overhaul. First, STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) should be the focus of formal education. Most schools in Nigeria don't have laboratory, the ones that have don't do practicals, while the one that take practicals focus on archaic stuff like litmus test, acid, base stuff. To bridge this shortfall, we must adopt technology (edutech) and formulate the right policies. Second, Private schools and public schools must become more accountable and controllable.

All promotional exam must be done by JAMB. if, students don't pass, no promotion! The truth is the present generation is actually the laziest generation ever! I mean they don't read at all! No thanks to the system. Students get promoted even when they fail, whether in private or public school. With a federal body handling (all) exams if possible things will change and the competition among schools, states and students will begin. This will breed the most intellectual generation ever with the help of ICT.

Here, we are turning lemon into lemonade. Also, teachers need retraining, motivation and better pay whether in private or public school. A minimum wage should be set for teachers, that's no school can employ a teacher for anything less than that pay and of they do, they get sanctioned or close. It will become a case of survive or die for schools. If let's say 100,000 naira were the minimum wage for teachers, education can finally attract the best brains. Education needs much more attention than it is getting at the moment.

In summary, there is so many untapped potential buried in Nigeria due to our huge population, diversity and median age, if we unlocked it, we would be among the top 10 economies in the world.

MOD please move to front page to get more traction. Who knows, policy makers and government can start the future today.
Politics / Re: Subsidy Is Gone? What Next? by Vlyrics: 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
[center][/center]3. Third, the emphasis on education shouldn't be formal education but 'skilled education'. The truth is many Nigerians especially in the North can't read and write in 'En[right][/right]glish', because I heard some come read Arabic right? No problem! Instead of teaching them how to read and write, which might fail and might be a waste of money because graduates are unemployed, we can teach them how to be experts in a productive field and make their products sellable. We can teach professional tailoring, wood works, and many other skill that might help us stop importing items. For instance, Nigerians are very fashionable but sadly we import most of our wears. Imagine if, we wear what we make ourselves, from top (necklace) to bottom (shoes). I mean both the raw materials themselves.

Next, this is going to be the most expensive idea and probably the one that will benefit government the most. Why not gas powered cars? I mean all vehicle in Nigeria run on gas, whether CNG Abi waiting them call am? We have one of the biggest gas deposit in the world, which can become our goldmine. I know, we were talking of Dangote refinery and celebrating it, I inclusive. But imagine if all vehicles run on gas, this means that Government will be making huge revenue. We consumed $12BN plus of petroleum every year, if we use Gas instead it means Government will make $12BN from our gas and still make the billions from oil at the same time.

[left][/left]Did I hear you say double portion? The truth is for this to happen huge investment is required from Government, Private firms and indeed Nigerians. I don't know of cars can be converted from fuel powered to Gas powered without buying a new one but if it can then Nigerians will gladly convert their cars to gas powered provided it is cheaper than fuel. It will be the biggest change Nigeria will get.
Politics / Re: Subsidy Is Gone? What Next? by Vlyrics: 9:40pm On Jun 04, 2023
Second, it is high time Nigeria maximize the potential of it's creative industry by becoming the main player in the world. The main player in the world? How so? I heard President Tinubu wants to create 1 million Jobs in ICT. I think the idea I want to share can create about 5million jobs in ICT, entertainment and manufacturing. The truth is Nigerian's movie industry is dying and no one is taking note of that. If I ask you, the last time you watched a Nigerian movie, did you pay for it? Your answer is no (90% of Nigerians), you even downloaded music for free too. This is where we can change the game. It is time we start a new operating system that doesn't allow sharing at all! I mean put an end to Android and iPhone in Nigeria (I know you don't like the sound of that). But the truth is, we are losing more than we are gaining with these devices. How can this be done? Build a new operating system for devices that can be used for Nigeria and indeed Africa (Pan-Africanism is the future of Nigeria). Key features of this OS:
1. No sharing, if you want to watch a movie or play a song you must pay for it.
2. Naira would be the major currency for downloading
3. 50% of apps on a user phone must be built by tech firms in Nigeria
4. A digital marketing hub where people can retail picture, videos, music and app. That is people get paid for selling a digital content
5. Every digital item is taxed. Say 10% goes to the government.

With government support, Nigeria's rich men can run this. We might even force Phones manufacturers to produce in Nigeria or start our own manufacturers. There is nothing wrong if Dangote, Adenuga, Tony Elumelu start a mobile manufacturing company. By disrupting the system we can become number 1 and major players in no time.

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Politics / Subsidy Is Gone? What Next? by Vlyrics: 9:39pm On Jun 04, 2023
We will all agree that it is time for Nigeria to move on if it were ready to take 133 million people out of poverty. I rooted heavily for Peter Obi is an obedient but like the Batists would say, 'we lost'. Whether Tinubu remains president after the Presidential election Tribunal is not my worry. My worry is how can we move this country forward, for ourselves and posterity? Here are five things Tinubu should consider to take 133 million Nigerians out of poverty.

Before I start, we must note that if Nigeria must grow, we need to disrupt the 'system', so most of my ideas might be 'assumption reversals', more like the opposite of what is being done. This is how we can break into a fiercely dominanted international market. Why these are my ideas for growth in Nigeria and I do not have the data to support it, I will love to see Government put it into practice.

First, why not subsidize agriculture? How so? Apply PPP (Public-Private Partnerships), with the accent on the first P, which is public. Let me explain. The major focus of government in partnership has been investors with big bucks to fund key projects but what if Government becomes the investor? Nigeria have a very young population with a median age of 18 like Peter Obi said which means we are young, vibrant and energetic. If Federal Government set aside 1trillion Naira every year for Grant to young Nigerians to go into farming imagine the output in 8years. Government will be partnering with the youth (public) for the public. How it can work? First, Local, state and federal government can earmark land in key agricultural states and give to young people on lease. In turn, Government will take 40% of the outputs. So ideally, Federal government will be providing, land, funds, seeds, machinery and knowledge in return for 40% equity. A win-win for everyone. Government can create 5million new jobs with this.

Revenue will increase since government has a stake in the output and then we can also have a surplus in the near future. Agriculture is the future of Nigeria but we need to do it differently, if we can create that future NOW.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Infrastructure Cannot Help The Economy. by Vlyrics: 10:40pm On May 23, 2023
plaindealer:






Illiterate, this is rubbish, IB was established in 1971 by Lawrence Omole, SAB acquisition means nothing, companies buy other companies all the time, unless you are able to show us how SAB buying IB transformed Anambra under Obi.

Again, keep quiet if you have nothing better to talk about.



Guy you were trashed in your own thread. It shows how poor most Yorubas are when it comes to economics. Maybe when it comes to something that has to do with talking or being loud and uncouth, Yorubas can be number one.

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Romance / Re: Is Licking Ass Ideal?? by Vlyrics: 7:57pm On May 23, 2023
When I see a guy I like and I am drunk and he is very clean, I rim his ass. It's called rimmingnit sucking. I did yesterday self with my situationship bae
Properties / Re: Governor Ishaku Commissions Uncompleted Housing Estate by Vlyrics: 2:41pm On May 13, 2023
dododawa1:
Set awon IKEPZU of Abia.


You forget SanwoOlu that brought Buhari to commission a railroad in December and up till May it is still not completed. Yoruba people with their double face

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