Aboki!!! I used to believe they were themost honest people in Naija, until I went to gold market to sell an old one and buy a new design. Barawo banza. They are worse than the worst in all ramifications.

Na only for Naija somebody go steal indomie and him punishment go pass the person wey steal billions. If metuh had colleted like 1.5 billion from the money, the case for be the reverse

I refuse to beleive u were not the guy that was caught in the Uyo high school with wraps of weed and matches and was eventually chained to a table by the security post, except if u explain the meaningof all these that u put together. no correlation!!

OkparaJesus:
The best thing to do is to prevent Obama from eating the
lizard egg that the snake from Satan and the transport of
Brest milk through the kidney makes the vagina creamy ,if
not why did the devil allow the rice to sell in the market that
women never wore their pant to church. Remember that a
fool will be loved by the people of old that is when Buhari
makes 5000 available to the youths.Before that I learnt that a woman's sperm can be sold at Yaba market enough can be done to we Nigerians if Dondald Trump refuses to join the choir members at deeper life church because Facebook members are not read to date girls whose pusssy are over wet on a Sunday school evening. The next thing was a man who decided to defecate at GT bank simply because his ATM was misplaced at a viewing centre. If am Hot then my cockroaches should be bleeping my girl friend.

We need to ask ur mum how she take roll with mikel papa when they were young. It could be an away match you know and u could truely be mikel half bro!
No insult intended

nairayouthcom:


Everyone keeps mistaking me for John Obi Mikel.
I don even tire sef.



cc:lalasticlala, r231 , Freiburger

You see what I'm talking about? Only an illiterate can talk like this. Yours is a sorry case!

Joel3:
your father yansh. look at at your stupid first. you shiiit head.

This is more reason it may be veeeeerrrryyyyy difficult to get a secondary school student let alone a graduate. See wetin u dey speak!
Which papa and mama go fit dash you him pikin?
It is not too late to get bak to school to change ur orientation.

Joel3:
are you creazy why do you get mean with this.

Aiye awon people yi ti baje tan pooo.

Very soon, olosho will start lobbying around there. The road to hell fire is the broadest! Beware

M*M*!! Na wetin fit u be that sef! With this ur grammar u no go fit see a graduate marry.
Who tell u say lara na virgin?
Ur case is pathetic!
Judging by what is obtainable in town now, I think u may still go as downward as primary school before u go fit get virgin!
No be this one wey peadophiles full everywhere
See person wey wan marry virgin, are u a virgin urself?

Joel3:
I like this fact you come out clean to let us know the types of girls we have in town, judging that this list are the truly the kind of women in town.


for me I like it fresh, tear rubber. you know that kind thing. i dont want to pay married a woman that other men has seen it all. I had never spoiled other people wife to be so why should anyone spoiled my own to be? abortions for that matter?

that one of the reason I want to marry a secondary school virgin. I mean confirmed virgin. I don't care what people called me. all I need is fresh one if you ask me why? then first go and ask oshiomhole why he married Lara.

a 20years gap. I will senior my wife to be.
full stop.

rockstarB:
I don't even know where to start. Anyway i have been dating my man for close to 4years now and we are both cool together and we planning to get married after am done with my youth service. The number one factor why i decided to have like a distance relationship with him was the fact that i didnt see myself dating a guy from my school, so i choose him, tho he lives in same town with me we do not see that often cos of school and other stuffs.
I am introvert and i deal with mood swing and emotional problem even when my guy is around i sometimes feel like not going to see him because i feel like am not in the mood to see him, i say something like "you saw me last week/2weeks ago why do u wanna see me again?" I love him so much and i dnt even have what it takes to cheat so i have not for once in our 4yr course cheated on him. My attitude almost broke us up last year cos he felt like he was not loved the way he ought to be loved.
I also have problem with sex, he is the first and only guy since we first had it together but i always feel like he is dating me for sex even tho its so glaring that he is not. We dont usually have sex cos we dont see often. Lets just say at most two times in a month which is rare or lemme say three times in two months which is also rare, but going by this i still think he loves sex so much. My emotion always come first before or during sex, little thing easily piss me off, i remember a night we were about having sex but i stopped him simply because my system spoilt a day earlier and i felt like sex is the last thing on my mind, sex is always the last thing on my mind I may even start crying after sex if my guy doesnt stay in bed to cuddle me, he is a faithful guy and i dont want to lose him to my emotions.
I dont see myself going through all these after marriage, is this how i will be depriving my husband of sex just because of some petty stuff that should not count in the first place? My baby is coming home after over two months now and i already feel like am not in the mood to have sex or anything. Is anybody going through this? Please i need help bfr its too late.

I think the guy is still with u cos he belives u are a good and faithful girl, no man wants to spend the rest of his life with someone who hates sex. To think sex is only for procreation, my dear u are wrong, u need to spice up ur relationship with sex at all times even when you are not in the mood.

Faithfulness? Ur guy is not disturbing much for now cos he may be seeing some other girls, u may not know this cos u don't spend time with him.

3times in 2months? Men you may be sick ooo. Betterstill, go back to your mum at home to ask if you were circumcised as a baby, if she refuses to tel u the truth, unclad urself and take a big mirror to check if ur clitoris is present. You may notknow what a CLIT is, maybe u shud google the pix of a clit first before you go on such self examination, it may be the source of ur problem.

Courtship is not 1% of what u will experience in marriage when it comes to sex,you really need to work on your self to improve. There are Some exercises, vegetables and fruits that can help u improve on ur sex life, do ur research and be a better person.

You cannot enjoy ur marriage if you don't like sex, once a man notices u can't satisfy him in bed, they will start cheating and sex is the cheapest they can buy anywhere now

Eeehhhhh yahhhhh!
Sorrryyyyyyyoooooooooo!
My question is, when u caught them,was ur landlady wearing the romance machine?

After u pretended to have fainted did she rush to dress herself up?

When she wanted tokill you and u overpower her and she hit her head on the wall, she also fainted abi?

Before rushing her to the hospital, it means u were ontop of the situation, and u couldn't get us a pictorial evidence?

Do u think we are dumb?

Stop wasting our time abeg

Bros telling ur bro is the best! But there are two things to this, he may not see anything wrong with the girl since she was not the one that treated ur parents that way. Definitely, ur bro is not dumb and shud be old enof to take decisions on his own. All these people wey don stay for abroad no dey reason like us for naija ooo. So e fit marry am eventually or not but make e no dey like say e no dey aware na Y I said u shud let him know.

Na black market u buy so! With dis new case of LARSA fever, No vex oooo! Did u poke her on that first night? If yes, then u are in trouble cos the doctor wey go treat ur own case still dey. 400level for OAU.

And the chef must be a beautiful young girl with all the necessary curves she musnt be a virgin but must not be an SU,even if na her direct younger sister I don't mind.
Nonsense!!!

Genea:
Y can't u get a chef,must she cook?

EFCC no fit probe this one oooo, dem wan die? Or dem wan be disbanded.

APCeeeeeeeeeeeee, SHAME!!!

Where u dey stay? I hope say no be u post that advert ooo?cos if na that filling station u dey plan to pick the attendant job up, then I'll advice u not to cos that place looks so dry and the managements may not be paying more than 5K. But if na better gas station wey dey always get products, then, I feel it will be more prospective and the hope of meeting a better help will be certain. Goodluck!

Chai!!!ur wife really understands u pass any other person! Kudos to her! After she told you that, how much did she request for? Trust women!!

GBEMI: (rubs Ade head after he finished dressing up) sweetheart! Looking good!

ADE: (shaking like an epileptic patient) hmnn, really?

GBEMI: really! You think I am joking?, ask ur friends on nairaland, they will tell you the truth!

ADE: (becoming over Confident now) if it is true then take my Tekno phone and give me some shots!

GBEMI: (knowing fully well that the scope dey enter the guy, added after taking the pix) you really look like TEKNO the musician!

ADE: that is why I love you!

GBEMI: (scratching her head) honey! What about the money I told you? The 100k for the lace for my friends party, it is next week oooo!

ADE: I will give you today.

GBEMI: yeah! (It worked) she said silently!

Let us all drop this game of BLAME and face reality. Just as everyone knows,Lassa fever is a viral disease which can be caused by a special type of brown rodent.

This rodents breed very frequently, produce large numbers of children and they usually colonize human homes.

The reason why I said we should stop the blame game is that,there are a number of ways in which the virus may be transmitted, or spread to humans.

These rodents can drop the virus in urine and compost, and this urine can find its way into our homes through the grains we get from the market. We must not necessarily have the rodents in our homes before we contact the fever, the market woman we buy that rice, beans, crayfish and so on from do we know how hygeinic her storage is? Besides, this is dry seasons where almost all the farm produce are harvested and dried in the open, anything can happen. Food from any retaurant can also infect us. Let's just keep praying to God to protect us from this disease.

The virus can also be transmitted through touching objects or eating contaminated food.

Through cuts, when a person comes into contact with virus in the blood, tissue, secretions, or excretions of an individual infected with the Lassa virus. This makes unprotected sex even more dangerous.

Contact with the virus can also occur when a person inhales tiny particles in the air contaminated with rodent excretions.

All these factors together contribute to the relatively efficient spread of Lassa virus from infected rodents to humans.

Dotmax53:
Fellow Nairalander'


Please Help A Brother...I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30's, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldn't have gone into this marriage with her...No wonder she wouldn't agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skeleton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day. Ever since, she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun...I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed....Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently.....
Nbjjj
Pls MOD's Push this to front page to get urgent responses..

Bros, u don buy BLACK MARKET no doubt, na ur CROSS and it is obvious that u will carry well well till u get solution to it.
The question I want to ask is that, was she a virgin? It's possible that u used ur rod tear pass where u suppose tear which may be the cause the leakage.

Another question is; ur last girlfriend, why did u dump her cos it's possible she is at work here and it is possible that the witches in her village dey use her pix dey do handfan.

The two solutions I have for u is: u have to set ur alarm hourly throughout the night to wake her up for weewee, it is good for you so that when u start raising children, it won't be strange to u again.
Secondly, u'll seek good medical help.
When all these fail, then u can conclude it's a spiritual problem

If some pairs of shoe can make u frightened like this then I guess you must be a BROKE dude. If not, what are you afraid of? What if the girl is a nairalander and she bumps into this.
If she shows you her wardrobe,then you may probably go into COMA for some days. Cos if she has this shoes then the wears will be enormous to match up with the colours of the shoes

I guess the girl also needs to run for her life cos it seems you have nothing to offer probably,just to chop and run!

Asapcymg:
I once saw a beutiful lady living off campus,she is still studying Law 200L althought am graduate waiting to be mobilised A16, her charming smile made me to fall in love with her, I met her on her way from school so I drove her home by the way am able to got her contact and she showed me her place, she happy felt when ever she saw me we gist a lot, but as soon as I left when I call on phone she will not pick untill I went back to her room to remained her she will keep on saying her phone is charging. I'm the shy type I cant tell that I love her directly also time is not by my side, she is perfect curve,moderately tall,white. Please help me because I want to marry her very soon.

Help you to do what? Marry her or toast her?
By the way where did you graduate from?
What did u read as an undergraduate?
We need to know this so that we will know how to come in
Since you have been able to GOT her contact I suggest u called her and spoke to her on the phone

Do you need a soothsayer to tell u? It is obviously clear that the gal is not dating u but just conversing with you and I guess you are not breaking up with her cos u feel u can one day have d opportunity to poke her. My dear, the opportunity may not come till eternity if the girl has some reservations bout u.

May be u shud make ur self scarce small say like 6months and try again, u never can tell. Robably she has a serious relationship for now.

Do you need a soothsayer to tell u? It is obviously clear that the gal is not dating u but just conversing with you and I guess you are not breaking up with her cos u feel u can one day have d opportunity to poke her. My dear, the opportunity may not come till eternity if the girl has some reservations bout u.

May be u shud make ur self scarce small say like 6months and try again, u never can tell.

This is escalating to something else oooo. I just hope this is not going to become Nigerian version of Tupac and B I G

The Emir Sanusi Lamido said “If we follow the philosophy of Sardauna, Nigeria will be better for it. However, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel for a better Nigeria.”

I've been hearing qoute "This light at the end of the tunnel for a better Nigeria" but it seems the tunnel is such a very very long one that we may likely not get to the supposed light soon. With this present administration, it seems the tunnel now has different community within it that we must all visit before we eventually proceed to the end of this tunnel but I hope the journey to the end of the tunnel won't be like the journey of the isrealites to the promised land.
I pray say all of us will get to see this light very very soon.

Some women will never accept this kind of marriage proposal especially when they are still young and at the marriage age bracket, instead ,they will prefer a man who will bring a Choir, Brass band or drumline for a surprise performance with a favourite love song in a choicy location for a proposal, where the man poses and drops down on one knee, reads out few lines and pops out the ring case from his back pocket and says " PLEASE marry me."

But as soon as they realise that age is no longer on their sides especially when all their younger ones including their cousins are all married out, they will start visiting spiritual homes and mountains seeking for a man to HOOK.

At this point even if a man sends a copied and pasted romantic message such as "you are the bone of my bone, the mother of my children," her reply will be I accept this as a marriage proposal, when will you come with your people to ask my hand in marriage, any date is OK.

Some will even get pregnant for the guy thinking the pregnancy would make the man change his mind; this is a proposal from the woman. No wonder baby mama is on the rise everyday.

Marriage proposal doesn't have to be in a choicy location, with the man dropping down on one of his knees to say the words, it doesn't matter how he asked you, I think what matters is the PERSON, is he honest? Is he responsible? Is he God fearing? Does he have self-respect and gives respect to all? Does he challenge himself to be a better man? Is he committed and faithful? And above all, does he know the importance of a family? Just bear in mind that , there is no perfect man anywhere.

Some women believe that if the man is not rich with good job, cars and living in a highbrow area, then he can't marry them but they have forgotten that Dangote was not a billionaire when he first married his wife.

Ladies, please forget all those Nollywood stunts and start your life with a man who is ready to marry you even if the wedding is a very low key ceremony, then every other thing will fall in place.

Do not let this 2016 slip away!

I don't blame this guy really ooo! I think he read from the end to the beginning instead of the other way round, the reason he didn't get the gist. May be this is what he saw "

"Platform media social other and facebook on pictures unclad their put and victims their strip to animation computer of use the, others among include operation of style "syndicates criminal a of activities the about public general the inform to is this"

maximunimpact:
The FCT Command of Directorate of State Services, ( DSS ) has alerted members of the public on the new style of operation by fraudsters who specialised in getting women unclothedness through animation and sent to their targets.

The Director of the command, Mr Abubakar Bubuche said this while presenting two suspected fraudsters to newsmen on Wednesday in Abuja.

He warned members of the public to desist from sending their sensitive photographs to the Internet so that criminals would not use them against them.

He said: “This is to inform the general public about the activities of a criminal syndicates’ style of operation include among others, the use of computer animation to strip their victims and put their nude pictures on facebook and other social media platform.

“The gang calls up their potential victims and orders them to pay certain amount of money to a given account numbers or have their personal pictures edited and posted nude on the internet,”he said.

Bubuche said several complaints prompted the Service to swing into action which eventually led to the arrest of two people in connection with the internet fraud.

He said the suspects, 35 and 22 years respectively, were arrested in Maiduguri by operatives from the Command.

“The public may wish to note that this syndicate has diverse membership with various professional skills, especially in the ICT,”he said.

Babuche called on FCT residents to be wary of fraudsters and promptly report such cases and suspected persons to the security agencies.

He reiterated the Service’s resolved to discharge its duties with every sense of responsibility and commitment.

http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2016/01/14/dss-alerts-public-of-new-tactics-by-fraudsters/

Na for where I go wear am go? No sign of decency in our dressing any longer, very soon we go dey shout RAPE or SEXUAL HARRASSMENTm
For all of u who are shouting "NICE" "COOL" like epileptic patients, if u are going to meet ur inlaws for the first time, can u rock that?

Some girls that sees no wrong in that outfit can't even rock that in the presence of their mother except if she is also a LovePeddler.

And some guys who will love u to rock that with him for an outing will neva take u home to mama in that.
#DECENCYISTHEWORD

Kudos to you!
Don't mind some old he goats that cannot keep their thing inside their pant.
FLAVOUR is already warming up, he go be like "give me her contact na. No go tell ma baby mama say I wan visit her ooo"

In warlord3000' voice "whether EWU or OGUNFE" this woman seems very desperate to hold on to power by all means and she can go extra miles in acheiving that with her "strenght of a woman." By the time she targets and goes for OGA at the top now, story go change to "the best Senatorial candidate of our time"
I don't trust APC.
HAYPEECEE SHA**

Can somebody remind me of the retirement age for Naija? Olosho, ur time neva reach ooo. At 38 u still have 27 more years to spend to serve ur fatherland. Thank God say all ur hope is lost and u need to raise another 90k, may be it will take u another 38years to complete the next 90k that is if this economy gets better, if not it may take approximately 50years to raise that amount again so struggle continues!!!
As for the guy, walahi I no blame u, na where the money follow come,e follow comot.

Uche! Uche!! Uche87!!! Just confess,in 2015, how many of these Runs girls Did u bleep? Over a thousand I guess. U must have been so addicted to them for u to be able to read them in and out like the back of ur hand and I am very sure that u have not repented. U sef na runs guy?