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Politics / Re: Militants Attack Eni Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa by Vomm: 9:38pm On May 22, 2016
Dem fit don grab dem tire make the pot no produce food.

mikolo80:
when they could have grabbed the governor or commissioner or chairman owu see weda the food no go produce
Politics / Re: Militants Attack Eni Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa by Vomm: 9:30pm On May 22, 2016
Those people I blv had suffered neglect from FG and the state. Their environmen is badly degraded. If the state gov is no doing what she is expected to do, I think the FG is supposed to call her to order

deolumike:
UNTRUE!

the 13% derivation that the FG pays to oil producing states, how is it spent?

These boys should hold their own political and communal accountable.

Bombing the pipelines will not solve their problems.
Crime / Re: Policewoman Kills Danfo Driver In Lagos; Area Boys On Rampage (graphic Pics) by Vomm: 9:18pm On May 22, 2016
Policewoman? On the road?

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo To Represent Buhari In Lagos Event – Presidency by Vomm: 8:24pm On May 22, 2016
Chai!!! We don suffer!!!

Since no be international trip, when we dey tell all the ZOMBIES dem no hear.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Labour Calls Off Strike by Vomm: 7:55pm On May 22, 2016
NLC, the toothless dog!!!

Me I knew the struggle wud not last, the reason being that Oshiomole is the grandfather of NLC and he is the right hand man of buhari, so what do u expect?

I pity the people who joined to demonstrate, ur reward is in heaven
Politics / Re: NLC Strike Has Been Called Off by Vomm: 7:33pm On May 22, 2016
NLC, the toothless dog!!!

Me I knew the struggle wud not last, the reason being that Oshiomole is the grandfather of NLC and he is the right hand man of buhari, so what do u expect?

I pity the people who joined to demonstrate,it's only God that will reward u
Politics / Re: Militants Attack Eni Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa by Vomm: 7:20pm On May 22, 2016
Thanks bro!

iLegend:


I just love your post. It made my day.
-smiley
Politics / Re: Twin Explosion Rock Kano Market by Vomm: 5:09pm On May 22, 2016
SHAMELESS zombie!!!
The scale will soon fall off ur eyes!!


Metallurgist:
shameful , celebrating a bad news not knowing that the news is an old news recycled to pleased the children of hate
Politics / Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu, Dialogue With MASSOB, IPOB, Chekwas Tells Buhari by Vomm: 5:03pm On May 22, 2016
The foolish gworo eater with retarded brain will no listen now cos of his ego until when the country finally turns upside down.
The millitants are blowing up the country's resources almost daily and this man refuse to do the necessary. By the time this boys blow everywhere in Niger Delta and we can no longer have access to the oil, then we will start exporting suya to keep the economy growing

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Politics / Re: Twin Explosion Rock Kano Market by Vomm: 4:02pm On May 22, 2016
Boko boys still flexing muscle?
Niger delta waxing stronger!

Buhari you are in trouble
You are presently eating from the soup u cooked in the past.

I hope it tastes good?

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Politics / Re: Militants, Bokoharam, Herdsmen And Economy by Vomm: 3:23pm On May 22, 2016
APCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC. chainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Politics / Re: Militants Attack Eni Oil Pipeline In Bayelsa by Vomm: 2:48pm On May 22, 2016
The millitans be like,
Food dey my bakyard, directly or indirectly, I no fit chop from am, na some bufoon from the north come carry cutlery dey enjoy the food. Even federal government chop chop chop no remember to clean the floor and the dinning table. We go kuma pour the food troway with the pot.

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Politics / Re: The President Speaks by Vomm: 2:09pm On May 22, 2016
Who wrote this script that the dullard from the Daura kingdom just read?

I am suspecting LAI MOHAMMED!!!

Nollywood will make good money from this by the time it is acted out.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Was Quick To Trumpet The Chibok Rescue- Bbc by Vomm: 12:57pm On May 22, 2016
APC!
The party of proppaganda!
Nigerians are not dumb

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Politics / Re: Saraka's Aid'mm Son Wedding Where 50k Cloth Does Not Guaranty Your Entrance by Vomm: 12:37pm On May 22, 2016
Na wah ooooo!!!
Politics / Re: Balogun-Fulani And Adekanye After Regaining Freedom (Photo) by Vomm: 12:30pm On May 22, 2016
Police, are u sure? Are u sure that no ransom was paid?

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Politics / Re: Release Nnamdi Kanu And Give Us Biafra Or Expect More Attacks On pipline Gen Ben by Vomm: 11:52am On May 22, 2016
It's only God that will help Nigeria.

Buhari is clueless,
Lai is lying,
Adesina is blabbing,
Boko haram is bombing,
Fulani is killing,
Millitant is blowing,
Economy is crippling,
Poverty is increasing,
Peace is disappearing,
Hope is dashing,
And we are just looking,
U people better start shouting
For God's intervention on this nation

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Crime / Re: Housemaid Who Accused Lebanese Boss Of Rape Gives Birth by Vomm: 7:31am On May 21, 2016
Na to marry the girl remain na.
By force or by fire.
Chai the girl na from kogi, I used to hear of one culture that if u want to marry their girls, dem go whip u plenty koboko and u must not cry as a man, if to say na there the girl come from ni, e for sweet my belle.
I hate all rapists
Crime / Re: Housemaid Who Accused Lebanese Boss Of Rape Gives Birth by Vomm: 7:31am On May 21, 2016
Na to marry the girl remain na.
By force or by fire.
Chai the girl na from kogi, I used to hear of one culture that if u want to marry their girls, dem go whip u plenty koboko and u must not cry as a man, if to say na there the girl come from ni, e for sweet my belle
Crime / Re: Another Chibok Girk Haz Been Rescue Name Ndi Ara. by Vomm: 10:46pm On May 20, 2016
OP!
Na smoke u smoke am? Abi na chew,or u put am for tea?

I dey suspect say u cook. Am for rice.
U need serious attention.
LoL
Politics / Re: Why Did Buhari And His Wife Glorify A Bastard Boko Child? by Vomm: 10:17pm On May 20, 2016
I understand!
MossadAgent:


Don't get me wrong.

I hold no grudge against that child but only the actions of the fools who want us to see the girl's abduction as a blessing by showing us pics of them carrying the baby.

[size=18pt]If Zahra was to be abducted by some boko lunatic and then bear a child for him after months of serially being raped will buhari or aisha be happy to showcase their grand child to the world? [/size]

Politics / Re: Why Did Buhari And His Wife Glorify A Bastard Boko Child? by Vomm: 8:36pm On May 20, 2016
I am not a zombie but I don't see anything wrong with the actions of buhari and his wife. The fact that the baby is a product of a boko man does not mean he is a boko child. Don't be surprised if the boy grows to be a great man in the future

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Crime / Re: Opinion Box: How Can You Evade Been Lynched By An Angry Mob? by Vomm: 9:33am On May 19, 2016
OP na learner!!
Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians Caught With Cocaine At Cambodia (photos) by Vomm: 9:04am On May 19, 2016
All these pellets enter their belle?
If all these na akpu,I no sure say dem go fit finish am

See how big the pellets dey! How dem take swallow them, 62 pieces! Na wah ooo
See greed!
All of una illegal businessmen just remember say no be everytime monkey go market na in dey return

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Crime / Re: How Menstruation Saved Me From Being Used For Money Rituals- Victim Reveals by Vomm: 8:52am On May 19, 2016
1. We seem to serve the same GOD in heaven
For the poster no 1, u don't know her story, possibly she hadonce been saved fromthe jaws of death before and she believed that it wwas just God
2. Awesome God


3. If not for God

These other two might just blv that it was God's doing

I equally blv that there is nothing that happen to humans in life that God does not know about whether good or bad.

If na u be one of the posters above u, wetin u for comment?

neocortex:


This was the story heading: How Menstruation Saved Me From Being Used For Money Rituals

These were the posters response:

1. We seem to serve the same GOD in heaven

2. Awesome God

3. If not for God

Now tell me the correlation between the story and their responses ?
Crime / Re: Sharia Court Judge Attempts To Rape A Married Woman In Zaria by Vomm: 9:50pm On May 18, 2016
Police! Police!!
Trust nigerian police, they can fabricate lies eehn. Did the woman report to them? Abi they just saw the man and the woman seated in the car alone probably in the night cos police for maa area dey do that thing well well. If police see u in the night parked by the road side probably chatting, dey will arrest the two of u and tell you to bribe them so that dey don't take the two of u to the station.

The said woman cud be the man kpekus and she may likely not be able to come out as the witness since she is married
Crime / Re: How Menstruation Saved Me From Being Used For Money Rituals- Victim Reveals by Vomm: 9:31pm On May 18, 2016
I blv u read the story, what did u deduce from the story that u think the posters above u did not ?

neocortex:
It seems all the posters above didn't read the story.
Crime / Re: Sex Video Of Police Woman Gone Viral by Vomm: 9:04pm On May 18, 2016
Police!!!

Konji!!

So no be only naija useless police dey?

Good for her though

I laff in hausa

Crime / Re: Photos: Area Boys & Traders Clash In Ladipo Market, Mushin by Vomm: 8:59pm On May 18, 2016
What do u think government can possibly do? Arresting the area boy means bitind the fingers that fed them cos these boys are the ones the government will use rig elections and snatch ballot boxes when election is around.

Area boys and Lagos streets are like bread and butter
Crime / Re: Saving Money In SKYE BANK Is No Longer Safe by Vomm: 8:44pm On May 18, 2016
Tell ur dad to go bak to the bank and request for a withdrawal slip and fill the slip like this

Crime / Re: Man Pours Kerosene On His Own Daughter & Sets Her On Fire by Vomm: 7:03pm On May 18, 2016
Na wa ooooo!!
If no be hin pikin wwetin he for do?
By the time they give him his bill in the hospital joined with the physical stress of going and coming everyday including the police headache then he wud learn how to control anger next time.
Mtchewwwww

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