Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Is it true women masturbate to my music?

Bros abeg when you go get sense...

Entprys:
This is a civilised society. It is time we eschew violence. Let 's not forget that these people are aboki and that is how they behave. Most time lets free them jarey. They av number. They are in power. If they start their own WAHALA now in full scale we no go fit wait o

May God p*nish you for this write up.... Who no go fit wait... What number do they have... I'm sure you're an aboki

blinking001:
Sometimes Nigerians should forget sentiments and be thankful for everything our darling president has done for us

Good and motorable roads........checked

Second Niger bridge......checked

Passage of petroleum industry act.....checked

Revitalization of our Airports.....checked checked

Youths empowerment through public schemes like Npower, Tradermoni etc.......checked

Stable economy..........checked

Revitalization of our rail way transport system......checked checked

Best Electricity supply ever experienced by the common man.......checked checked

No fuel station queues anymore........checked checked

And many more i can't mention here

Buhari is a good man that deserves to be worshipped by all for all the good things he has done. He's the best President this great country has ever produced. The defender of the weak and a father to the fatherless.

God bless president Buhari
God bless Nigeria.

Many are mad but few are roaming........

Cassahav:

I am a fortysomething man in a long-term relationship – nearly 20 years – and have two children. For the past 10 years my partner has been having short-term lovers. These were clandestine, but more recently she has stopped hiding, called our relationship “open”, and currently has a lover who I do know about. But this “open relationship” can only be one-sided, because she is jealous and suspicious while I am basically not polyamorous. So why stay together? We get on, communicate well (other than the no-go zone of her other love life), rarely argue, are bonded by bringing up our children and are financially tied together.

However, the years of suppressing my emotions – of jealousy, rejection, insecurity, being lied to – have left me broken. Sex (which we still occasionally do have) has become stressed: if I don’t perform enthusiastically, it will justify her seeking other lovers. Also, I am expected to remain sexually attracted to her, which gets more difficult when I know she’s been with someone else recently. We had frank talks when she offered to end her extramarital affairs and be monogamous with me – or plan how we might separate without affecting our children. We were both very upset, as we are very much still in love, and wish the sex side of our relationship wasn’t such a terrible mess.

But it has occurred to me that I am emotionally and sexually broken after this past decade. If I was single again – or my partner was to become monogamous with me again – I don’t think I would be a viable person to be in a relationship with. How do I start to repair myself, inside or outside this relationship?

Any advice would be cool.

Will Smith what's up.. How you dey... How una come take reason that Chris Rock matter... I hope say you don beg the guy.... Anyways take care eh.. Greet Jada for me...

It is simple, tell her to stop giving your number to her old customers, because I'm sure she has new ones.. ... Please you should also start using condom and then go for a test. You fit don carry gzmxgdhbxgsgdbshzh... If you get what I mean...

verybadmouth:
Four children for four lecturers

Must you always show everyone that the left side of your brain is dead... Buffo.on

Whazar:
Good day Nlders, I have not even got over the trauma of being raped by my next door neighbor and this happened again. I can’t believe it and I’m so down right now. It happened again last night but a different girl

This girl lives in the next compound and she’s a frequent visitor to girls in my hostel. We only greeted once if I can remember and we just kept things like that because I don’t like to famz babes too much . The very first time we really talked was when I met her at the junction one faithful Sunday morning on my way to work, she initiated it and has to tell me how my face is always strong bla bla bla, so I just had a few chat with her and she requested for my number when we departed.

It was later in the evening that I got to see her texts on WhatsApp and she described herself so I could know she’s the one, we have been chatting just casually since then until one night when I asked her where she is from and she replied saying “kogi”. I exclaimed and joked with her about how loose kogi girls are and that they can fvck anything blablabla, she laughed at it and we were both cool and kept the friendship just that way. We have never even visisted each other before, whenever she comes to my compound she just come for the girls and I don’t even do as if we are on talking terms


So yesterday morning I heard a knock on my apartment around 7:00am and guess what it was her in a skimpy dress , I was not sure she was wearing panties. I woke up to get who was knocking and to my surprise I saw this girl, that would be the first time she’s coming to my hostel to see me . She said she needs my iPhone charger as hers just got burnt, I gave it to her and she said she would return before I leave for work.

I couldn’t get the charger back because I was rushing and I left for work without it, i text her at work that I would be needing my charger and she said I should come get it when I’m back because she has gone to work too. I went straight to her hostel last night as I was returning from work and asked her neighbors where her apartment was.

I knocked and got no response, so I kept knocking until I heard drops of water coming from the bathroom, that made me believe she was having her bath so I just chilled outside until she was done and when she came to get the door she was surprised to see me . This girl only had her short towel wrapped around her and she asked me to come in and feel at home


She served me a drink and before I knew it she started acting seductively, I knew she was up to something so I asked her not to try anything funny cos I’m going to my hostel now just give me the charger and I will be gone but she said no that I must knack her or else she would scream that I want to rape her

This was how she came over me and started riding me until I came, she seems to enjoy it but I didn’t even feel it one bit and I had to just find my way to run away after the deed has been done already. Now she’s begging me on WhatsApp and promising to do anything for me so as not to reveal what happened to anyone or her friends in my hostel


Guys I’m just tired of these girls , im not even handsome like that and I’m also dark and skinny why would they want me that bad!!!


She told me she wanted to come fvck me in my apartment when she came for the charger but she was surprised to meet a friend who slept over in my sitting room that was why she shifted her plan till night and at her own place. Imagine!!!

I’m pissed right now and considering relocating to a saner environment

You and this your fictitious crap wey you like to dey write here... Na every time dem dey rape you ba?, na every time dem dey beg you after dem rape you ba?.. Guy go find better thing do abeg...

Iyaebe:
I finally got access to my mail and shall be deactivating by 10pm, on that note please lay your grievances and let’s see if you demand an apology. Most people just have problems with my posts, I hardly insult anyone but seldomly reply few insults. Some things demands my full attention and nairaland is kind of a distraction. Oya

Before you go, send me mtn data: 0 8 1 0 0 6 1 0 6 8 7...God bless you immensely... Bye bye..

[/b]Major General Muhammadu Buhari[b][b][/b][b][/b]There is one Idi.ot attacking anyone that uses the name as stated above... Pls I want him to mention me, so I can give him a little vawulence...

WiszyFraud:
Women sefff.

After catching all the cruise of life, they’ll start looking for one innocent guy that hasn’t done half of what they’ve done to tie down with marriage, just to retire from their shitss


By the way, i can NEVER find myself kneeling down to do this shit i’m seeing right here..
Kneel down to propose to extra burden, and then proceed to pay for all the expenses concerning marriage?!! May god forbid rubbisshh!!

All these men dey try sha!

Ode Mr Eazi is marrying into money in case your feeble brain can't comprehend... Temi on her own is made... What's your problem?

Niece:
Nigerian crossdresser, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju known popularly as Bobrisky has reacted to a bill by the House of Representatives to prescribe sanctions for cross-dressing in Nigeria.

Bobrisky in his post on Instagram said he is not a crossdresser but a transgender.

Her post reads;


In a following up post he wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcJUDM6Imgt/

lalasticlala

Na wa ohhh... Chai! I reserve my comment

AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.

Who be this one again!!! Una come full Nairaland these days... Loving your husband and crushing on your reverend, hmmm... "Talk about mixed priorities".. Madam abeg no come here to come dey complicate issues for people, with your complicated issues abeg... Na God we take beg you..

Dshocker:
You can hardly see an American or a British soldier misbehaving.

They do it alot even in bars and pubs... Search online and you'll see pictures of such, even in their uniforms.. So don't even say what you don't know.

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MadamVanessa:



This woman and stupidity. One useless idiot want to pick a new wife instead of allowing the fool to go ahead with his plan while you're making your plans to leave him, you go ahead to stabbed the fool , thus creating more problems to yourself

No man on earth can make me lose my sanity. If I am not good for you enough and you want to pick a new wife, please go ahead, if I can't tolerate such, I quit the marriage immediately. I don't have to go confrontational with any idiot that have three legs which the center one is a midget.

For the first time in your adult life, you made 71% sense... Keep it up..

siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you

Immediately I saw that you were the one that wrote this post.. I just spit... Out of curiosity I decided to click and read, only for me to spit further.. Babe when you go get sense nkwa.. Just negodu the rubbish you dey spew

siofra:
You're very wrong.

You're the one supposed to be cooking for your wife sef.

Modified;

Why are you people attacking me like this

I'm very sure his wife gets up in the morning to go to work just like him and as such they should split the house chores equally. Instead of doing as if he's doing his wife a favor by cooking for her.

You just got back, and you're beginning to spew rubbish. Sometimes I wonder if reading and comprehending, is your problem.. Why can't you ever be objective. Must you chase clout with everything... *spits*

siofra:
I can't.

This is how I feel without makeup.

You Sha want make we notice you.. .. OK we don notice you.. Oya rest abeg..

orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing

When you knew within that feeble and dead brain of yours that you won't accept his proposal not "proposer"... And you also knew at a very deep recess of you dark mind that you will break up with him, why did you accept his gift in the first place?. You ladies don't know that it's your actions that leads a man on, "what you won't eat, you don't smell" , just like the yoruba adage says.. So abeg carry your entitled self go front... Leeches always wanting to eat their cake and have it... *spits *

Parachoko:
I never see light since yesterday o

Is only on paper wey power supply improve.

Na so ohh my brother...

blackpanda:
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stop blabbing rubbish pls

What is your counter argument if you feel he's blabbing...

aspabay:
FG doing it's best for power, but those who bought PHCN doing everything to kill the system

Are you making excuses for them or you're just being deliberately dumb and brain dead..

aspabay:


You are a complete illetrate. You spew lies with your full chest.

Then counter him, if you feel all he said are lies.. And what makes him an illiterate?...

LeoDeKing:
What's ridiculous about 20m for presidential form?

How much is athifku paying for Pdpeeg presidential form?

Are you blind?.. C'mon go back and read again...

Na person wey even Sabi visit na him dem go use catch trips na... Me I don't know how to visit ohh and if i manage to visit you, na to tell you make we fine somewhere go chill, bills on me... I no like see finish at all, even if you beg me to visit...

iLegendd:
This Hausa Guy Did Something. Is He Right or Wrong?

There is this Hausa guy that takes care of the gate. Instead of being idle, he rides bike.

He brought his brother over and before you know it, they're now 6+ sleeping in one room — not everyday. I like them because they are humble and hardworking.

I hardly come out, so it takes them a month or three to see my face. Also, my number is mostly switched off.

One of them travelled for 2 months now and I didn't know. He came back this week and luckily, my phone was on and his call came through. I told him I will call him back the next day.

I met with him and stretched my hand for a handshake.

"You wanted to see me?" I asked and he nervously said yes. This nervousness stems from the respect he has for me even though he knows he's older.

We started discussing and he said, "Oga, I no get bike again." "Why? What happened?" I asked. "I sell am use the money go North go plant onion and rice."

When he said this, I was filled with smiles within me. I love smart people like this.

"The bike I dey ride now na another person own," he said.

Deep down, I know what he was driving at.

"How long does this onion take before you harvest? Six months?" I asked. "No, three months."

Over here, in Rivers state, bike is around 290k and above. The last one I bought in Anambra for one of his brothers was 200k+.

He usually goes to Delta state to buy bike from someone he knows at a cheaper rate.

The last one he bought in Delta state last year was around 199k or thereabout.

I was impressed with what he did — the agricultural initiative.

He sold his bike and spent it on agriculture. If he was some Rivers' men, he will spend it on girls, drinks, cultism or learning Yahoo.

I asked him if he knows about the Russian war in Ukraine and he said yes. I began to praise him of what he just did.

He said he'll bring the onion via truck to Rivers state and it makes lots of profit.

At the end of our discussion, I promised to buy myself a new bike and give it to him to ride.

So, he will be heading to Delta state to buy a new bike this month. 250k will probably be spent on it. I told him to call the seller in Delta and get back to me.


Damn, I was impressed with what he did.

OP you want use scope tell us say you be chairman shey.. .. Oya do data giveaway for me na... God bless.. 08100610687

P. S. the man did the right thing...

sheanzy:
would you defend her if it was a man,?,

I can choose to defend whoever I want be it a man or a woman... What is wrong, is wrong.. Why didn't you look for a picture of any of your relatives, to use...

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



He should be jamming to my new song there he can listen to it here
https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/never-lived

You want us to listen to your poems, sorry songs and you aren't promoting it... How many time you don do giveaway, to promote your songs...Abeg make we hear word... Park one side

sheanzy:
simp, keep fighting for a woman you won't see her pant.

Knight in shining armor, Simpson

Your mumu never do, must you show everyone that you are a buffoon... What has Simping got to do with you using someone's pics without the person's consent... So you think say I get interest in her.. .. You must be one seriously deluded idi*t..... Na people like you gan gan be simp.. Coming here to pretend as if you're and alpha male.. Bootlicker lasan lasan

sheanzy:
simp, keep fighting for a woman you won't see her pant.

Knight in shining armor, Simpson

Your mumu never do, must you show everyone that you are a buffoon... What has Simping got to do with you using someone's pics without the person's consent... So you think say I get interest in her.. .. You must be one seriously deluded idi*t..... Na people like you gan gan be simp.. Coming here to pretend as if you're and alpha male.. Bootlicker lasan lasan