My nyash is getting bigger everyday, is it a blessing or what. Sometimes I grab it with my two hands and I will be like WTF! this nyash is too much for a guy.

Influential.
Influenza.
Now, that was a mad rhyme.

oyinpr:
are ilajes related to the ijaws of ondo?

No way. We aren't related to them.

Araromi tiwa. I am proud to be an half ilaje, half kale.

Lastpharoah33:
I don't get this.

Did you pulled the thread while you were scratching the operated area?

you know I said it had already turned into a wound, so I can easily see the thread. There's some part of the thread that was already out before. So, I tried to pull it again thinking it would all come out. It didn't, so I left it that way. I guess it's longer than I had thought.

It's this tummy- wound that's bothering me. I have done all I could to fix it but it's all not working. It started 7 years ago as a sickness that would require surgery. Doctors at the state hospital said it was 'Appendix' and that I needed to be 'operated' .

They did the operation, it was successful. Some months later, after returning home, I discovered there's some substance in my belly because I feel it whenever I touched the stomach, I wasn't sure what it exactly was but I had this feeling that it might be a thread or so( just speculating). I didn't go back to the hospital to complain about it because I thought it was a normal thing.

3years after the surgery, I started noticing that whenever I do some strenuous works, the operated-area in my tummy would swell up as though it's filled with water and would soon burst. It turned to an injury that would never heal despite using different internal and external drugs. I went back to the hospital( where the surgery was done) to complain about my ordeal.

Doctors asked me many questions, they gave me drugs subsequently. Many drugs, I had forgotten their names but the one I could remember was 'bisham apyclause'. I used them all. Still, no positive result. I continued living with. It was hard but I had no option. After some months, again, I went to hospital to complain, they gave me drugs, no good result still.

I kept living with it until yesterday when I scratched the area with my fingers and I saw this.

Please I need your help and advice. Thanks.

OSUigboFlatHead:
It's a WHORÈ, SLÚT, OLOSHO and
FISH BRAIN GENERATION OF GIRLS.

An average Nigerian girl these days within 18 - 28 have between 3 - 8 bodycount.
Note, I SAID AVERAGE. This bodycount includes at least one married man.
I know a WHORĒ personally whom you'd think is a very decent girl but when we hacked through her WhatsApp, this girl has slept with at least 7 people just within 7 months last year when we checked, including with 3 married men, and has done one abortion. This girl has at least 20 bodycount!!! Her parents are okay and quite religious but they don't even have a clue about what she's doing and what she has done.


MOST OF THEM ARE SHAMELESS TO DRESS ANYHOW BUT EVEN MANY OF THE ONES THAT DRESSES MODESTLY HER WHORÈS.

I'm not even talking about runs girl and girls you know that does HOOKUPS.

I'm still just referring to girls like:
Your sisters
Your cousins
Your fiancée
Your girlfriend etc.

lol. you are too funny. I love how you structure your words.

Anigreat:



Your agbadorian writing skill is top notch. I envy you, but stop crying.

you are the olodo here, my friend. Have you heard about VERBING?

If this had happened in Nigeria, certainly, that's big cash out for Nigerian clerics. Or let's say, it happened when some gullible people are doing a Night vigil, the pastor will call it a sign, that God has answered their prayers. I trust white-garment Pastors.

MrBrownJay1:
the puzzle is called "great minds", lol, you failed on that one!

lol. It's FIGGERITS not GREAT MINDS. The game is just too addictive even though it's a bit hard to guess.

gasparpisciotta:
X

Wow! Thanks, Boss.

Help me with the missing Alphabet please

I don't have much to say. Just watch Top boy, you won't regret

jaxxy:


who sent soldiers to Shoot and kill innocent protesters at lekki tollgate??

u never align well. u go soon align more.

LOL, No one knows that answer, do you?. You all hate Tinubu more than Wike who wasted your people in Rivers

PointZerom:


Just imagine, what hatred did they throw at Tinubu?
You'll soon wake up to reality.

I pretended as an igbo person to hear what an igbo guy who sells provision have to say about the upcoming presidential election, lo and behold, this guy knows no other aspirant than TINUBU, said TINUBU is this and that, called him unprintable names like wtf. Igbos are full of hatred, they hate yorubas so much

zelnababa:
Some Westernal that re not fans of Tinubu before has changed their mind cos of hatred from across d Niger

very true. Me too, I used to hate him but when I realized that the South South and South East people hate him more, I had no choice but to love him

Everyone hates contempt, especially from neighbours.

This pain is so unbearable. Life is not fair to me at all. Despite all my seriousness, my dedication, I still live a miserable life. My mental health status isn't something I would wish my enemy. I just feel like leavng this world but I'm worried about how my parent will feel, I don't want them to cry but the best I can do for myself right now is to leave this unfortunate world. Do you think if I send them the little money I had will make them forgive me for what I'm about to do?

Idiko1:
Only dumbass fool who does not understand southeast geopolitical region is shortchanged in terms of number of states in Nigeria.

what about South west(especially Lagos)

Restroom:
My brother that you are slow does not mean u are dull

Secondly, if u forget things, then see a doctor for that

But what I see in u is a serious young man, who is committed to goals

Finished secondary school
Did jamb n scored above 200 twice
Now learned a vocational skill

My brother you are intelligent n smart

As per slowness, accept yourself o, the way u are

It could be annoying to others

Broda u came to this life urself

U came to live for God n urself n.not people

Keep that in mind

What I will advise is this
1.Have a doctor friend u see once in six months
2.If you have money, change ur business to a more convinient one that allow u to attend to people who come n go e.g. selling something
3.Dont be worrying about ur slowness.....who fastness help?
4.You are a successful young man, so stay productive
5.Be proactive and set goals for yourself like marriage goals, self improvement n savings or changing ur business
6.Still go back to ur barbing line, if u can't find another business to do......if u are good at barbing n u Barb it very well, people won't care whether u use 30 minutes. I know guy near me, he is not slow, but he does not mind, can take 30minutes to bad ur hair. So, bro. Accept urself n be comfortable in ur own skin.

One thing u must learn not to do. I don't do it. And if anybody try it with me, he is in trouble.

Never compare urself with anybody

Never compare ur ability or talent with anybody

Never compare ur weakness with anybody

U are u
Learn to confident in ur slowness, as long as u are productive, it is okay

Anybody try to rush u, don't allow if
I don't allow people to rush me

I do things at my pace
If you can't wait
Leave

If u HV money, set up ur own barbing salon n Barb people hair well

I mean very well
Those who like u will come
Those who want quality will come

You can't please everybody

Please God n urself

If you accept ur self m are confident in ur barbing talent, bro. Expand it

And above all, pray for God blessing on ur life continuously, n to help u meet a good girl

You are okay

I dont remember my childhood like that
I forget things easily but I don't let it worry me

So if u are very worried, see a doctor.....he.may HV one or two ideas to help u improve ur memory

But as for ur complain about intelligence n slowness, bro. You are okay,
Love yourself for who u are.

Have u heard the expression, slow n steady?

People like u can be very reliable n trustworthy
Don't judge urself with ur book abilities. Or how long it took.to learn barbing. U started it. U finished it. That's says more about u.

Thanks for the guidance sir.

superCleanworks:


You are not useless.
You are just a square peg. All you need to do is find a square hole to fit in.
You expect a solution to come like magic because you think you need fixing like a car in a mechanic shop.
It is possible you have been trying to fit into the wrong places all your life.
There are people who got sacked from their job because they do things too fast. Do they have a problem?
I wish i could continue with this talk but i have seen your reply to other posts and they all show you are eager and desperate for a sharp sharp solution. You will only hurt yourself.

i'm very sorry sir. Please help me

Dominique lalasticlala please help move to the front page for more views. Thanks

Totilopussylick:
I don't think you are all alone.

I was once in your shoes.

What helps me

Accepting myself for whom I am.

Believing that God never makes mistakes, my case could be the way God wants it to be.

Thanks for your contribution ma'am. Thank God you later overcame it, but how long will I keep fighting this, I'm totally useless.

3verblazing:
Stop comparing urself with others, everyone is unique in their own way. And I don't think you are dull. I mean you typed all that up there, a dull person can not do that.

There's really no drug you can use to help with what you think you need. But you can take conscious steps like, regular workout, being consciously proud of who you are, constant practice, eating right.

You go they alright las las

No offense sir, it took me more than 1 hour to write that, despite using Grammarly. I'm too slow in thinking, i just wanted my write up to be readable for everyone maybe they can suggest a solution. I really wish you can understand me sir

Kingozymandias:


Signs of dyslexia (adult)
Everyone's experience of dyslexia will be individual to them but there are common indicators. A cluster of these indicators alongside abilities in other areas could suggest dyslexia, and should be investigated further.

Do you:

Confuse visually similar words such as cat and cot
Spell erratically
Find it hard to scan or skim text
Read/write slowly
Need to re-read paragraphs to understand them
Find it hard to listen and maintain focus
Find it hard to concentrate if there are distractions
Feel sensations of mental overload/switching off
Have difficulty telling left from right
Get confused when given several instructions at once
Have difficulty organising thoughts on paper
Often forget conversations or important dates
Have difficulty with personal organisation, time management and prioritising tasks
Avoid certain types of work or study
Find some tasks really easy but unexpectedly challenged by others
Have poor self-esteem, especially if dyslexic difficulties have not been identified in earlier life

yeah sir, it's as if you know me so well, I'm actually dealing with 95% of what you wrote here

Kingozymandias:


Signs of dyslexia (adult)
Everyone's experience of dyslexia will be individual to them but there are common indicators. A cluster of these indicators alongside abilities in other areas could suggest dyslexia, and should be investigated further.

Do you:

Confuse visually similar words such as cat and cot
Spell erratically
Find it hard to scan or skim text
Read/write slowly
Need to re-read paragraphs to understand them
Find it hard to listen and maintain focus
Find it hard to concentrate if there are distractions
Feel sensations of mental overload/switching off
Have difficulty telling left from right
Get confused when given several instructions at once
Have difficulty organising thoughts on paper
Often forget conversations or important dates
Have difficulty with personal organisation, time management and prioritising tasks
Avoid certain types of work or study
Find some tasks really easy but unexpectedly challenged by others
Have poor self-esteem, especially if dyslexic difficulties have not been identified in earlier life

yeah boss, it's as if you know me so well. I'm actually dealing with 95% of what you wrote here

Kingozymandias:


Signs of dyslexia (adult)
Everyone's experience of dyslexia will be individual to them but there are common indicators. A cluster of these indicators alongside abilities in other areas could suggest dyslexia, and should be investigated further.

Do you:

Confuse visually similar words such as cat and cot
Spell erratically
Find it hard to scan or skim text
Read/write slowly
Need to re-read paragraphs to understand them
Find it hard to listen and maintain focus
Find it hard to concentrate if there are distractions
Feel sensations of mental overload/switching off
Have difficulty telling left from right
Get confused when given several instructions at once
Have difficulty organising thoughts on paper
Often forget conversations or important dates
Have difficulty with personal organisation, time management and prioritising tasks
Avoid certain types of work or study
Find some tasks really easy but unexpectedly challenged by others
Have poor self-esteem, especially if dyslexic difficulties have not been identified in earlier life

yeah boss, it's as if you know me so well, I'm experiencing 95% of what you listed

Hi Nairalanders, please pardon my grammatical errors. I need some advice concerning what's happening in my life, I'm fed up.

I must have been experiencing it for a long time but I just noticed and fully accepted that I have a mental disorder.
I am extremely dull, I forget things easily, I'm slow at doing some things; normal house chores that shouldn't take more than 10 minutes could last me 30 minutes or more to complete. This issue has affected my performance at work and home, even when I'm with my friends, it affected my study too(when I was still in secondary school)

In school(back then), I struggle with studying, tho I still quite understand some subjects, I never understand math, I can't solve a simple calculation. Throughout my years in high school, I never had C6 in maths, it's always D7 and it's been that way right from JSS1. It was after high school when I wanted to sit for the jamb exam that I noticed something is wrong somewhere because, despite much reading, I tend to forget everything easily.
Because I so much like to study, I did jamb twice, the first trial, I had 224 and second trial, after spending many nights and days to read I scored 249 but I wasn't given admission, so I stopped education so I can learn a vocational skill/ handwork

I learned Barbing and it took me 2years to mastered it (what normally would take 6months or 1year). now the main problem is, I'm extremely slow in cutting hair(like using 30 or 40 minutes to cut a customer) which my boss and my fellow apprentice would use 10 minutes to accomplish. If I made up my mind that I will try my very best to be fast while barbing, I'll still end up spending much time, I dont just understand it, I'm extremely unproductive. Tell me something in a minute, the next minute I would have forgotten, I can't even remember any event that happened during my childhood, nothing! a slow, dull, and useless to myself. Currently, I've stopped Barbing because I'm extremely slow and it's a glaring I can't make it there.

Please someone should tell me there's a cure for this, and if there's none, please tell me how best I can manage it .Thanks

Sorry for the bad ordeal boss

Shey den curse flatinosss ni

Because there's nothing like miracle in the first place, they lied to you

It's called CAST.. get a dongle cast and you're good to go