Lanretoye:
which phone is it?

Iphone 6

Hey Guys, my iphone went off and keeps on rebooting when plugged to power.
i have changed the battery same problem..
it cannot go beyond the apple logo.

Any solution to this

Ikillbrokehoes:
No play. this is the first token this year that I earned thousands of dollars from, the last time I posted this here, it was around $500k, now presently sitting at $999k.

Someone that took the best decision to buy when I first posted it, is already a millionaire in Naira, his token is presently worth $3k plus, with just $96 investment. damn!.

Person fit still jump in

5K

Dangote brother died money could not save him....ohh poor ting ...
As if death is inevitable....
People die everyday, rich,poor,great and small so what are you saying?
Don't make money your centre of happiness?
Plan your life blah blah blah set goals blah blah ...
But you forget that money is the fuel that keeps you going , money is that catalyst that speeds up your goals , the fuel that propels you to what ever ambitions you have .....

Mulla you need for your day to day activities...
Abi you wan go back village??

Let's make money please ....

Please abeg biko Doallah Ejò....if you get means make your boy fit make money...abeg put call

Thank you

LifestyleTonite:


Let me explain to you why rich people are hellbound.

A Muslim is depending on his good works to get him to heaven. A fake christian is depending on his false ability to abstain from sin as his ticket to heaven. A TRUE christian is depending solely on Jesus Christ as his saviour. The true christian is the only one going to heaven because of that.

Now, rich people can't make heaven because like the fake christian and the Muslim, they always depend on their riches. Let me give you an example.

If a rich man's son is unable to pass JAMB, instead of him to encourage the son to study harder, he will quickly use his money to get him into a private university.

If everyone is on a queue while waiting to get something, a rich man will not join the queue. He'd rather bribe somebody or use his rich influence to bypass the queue. This becomes his habit, which is why he will never see any reason to rely on Jesus as his ticket into heaven. He'd rather provide heaven for himself here on earth and pretend as if hell is not waiting at the other side of death. Or why do you think Jesus said these words...

Matthew 19:24 KJV
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God


So, no one hates the rich or is jealous of them. Speaking the truth about them is not hate speech but love speech.

So what are you trying to say....what is your point? What are you driving at?

Guy, are you saying I should embrace poverty to increase my chances of going to heaven? You are even backing it with the scriptures ....

So all rich men go to hell ...??

If I talk now you go wan use Lazarus and the rich man do example....
If I'm not mistaken Abraham the father of all nations was wealthy , King Solomon was wealthy ..I think these two are okay to back me up.....


Bros if you no make money body go tell you o ....

WTF
Like seriously?
Comparing riches to poverty ...
What's wrong with all these religious people sef ... Rich people are unhappy and hellbound ? Damn! This is why the rich and poor cannot align....


Please make money
..na beg I de beg you

CAPSLOCKED:
NOT SURE IT'S SUITED FOR THIS THREAD BUT WHAT'S UP WITH THE VENERATION OF FRAUDSTERS IN NIGERIA? I LEAVE MY HERMIT'S HOLE FOR A DAY AND I'M DYING TO DIVE BACK IN. EVERY GUY'S LIP IS GLOSSED WITH TALES OF "WHO DON PICK VS WHO NEVER COLLECT" AND EVERY GIRL'S STANDARD IS A MAN THAT'S INTO FRAUD OR KNOW SOMEONE THAT'S INTO FRAUD. DOESN'T MATTER IF THE SO CALLED FRAUDSTER FLAUNTS OR GIFTS ANYBODY CASH. HE JUST NEEDS TO CLAIM THE TITLE TO BE TALKED ABOUT AND WORSHIPPED. WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON?

I'M CURRENTLY NOT FOR/AGAINST ANYTHING BUT THE FILM IS BECOMING MESSIER. IT'S NOW AT A LEVEL WHERE MEN IDOLIZE FELLOW MEN, AND PEOPLE LEGIT THINK YOU'RE UNSERIOUS WITH YOUR LIFE IF YOU ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO LEGITIMATE PROFESSIONS. YOUNG BOY LOSING SERVICE CUS HE'S STUCK AT TRYING TO GET THAT LIL GIRL WHOSE STANDARD IS THE FLAUNTING FRAUD BOY SO BOY1 HAS TO ABANDON HIS GOALS TO BECOME LIKE THE FLAUNTING BOY TO IMPRESS LIL GIRL. WE MAY REVISIT THIS CONVERSATION ONE DAY AS I BELIEVE THERE'S A BIG ELEMENT OF SIMPING PROPELLING THE YOUNG GENERATION OF BOYS TO GO THROUGH A LOT FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WINNING WOMEN'S ADMIRATION WITH WHATEVER THEY LOOT.
TOPIC ISN'T FOR THE INTERNET THOUGH.

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Welcome...to de new Naija

Junnior:
Guys, allow me to ask you this question.

Please, give your own answer:

If you're married or assuming you were married and a man, for no reason, insults your wife in your face, what would you do?

I will ..Will Smith him


Just joking ..
My actions will depend on the tune and scenario.

Today I posted a picture on my whatsapp status, A funny looking picture of me being bald(snapchat filter)
............
So this Girl on my contact list sent me a message saying ...ha this picture is not fine o delete it...
My response: delete watin....madam na snapchat filter be that..and that's why dem call am my status I fit post anything I want so rest..
Girl: hmm I know say na your best picture be that ..
I ignored her..
She then said ..Valentine is coming o , won't you take me out ..
Me: we go nack?
Girl: hmm No....I know say you go talk this thing you this boy...you dey very bad.....you no fit ever for your life dey nice to person.... just ice cream nain you go buy for me o nawa o....she was like remember when I dy show you love o and I know say you don de get money small small...
Me: See this one ....make me I dey nice ?..... ...yenyenyen(mocking her) see babe i get other girls make want my attention that day...if you ready beep me ...
............

You no wan sow you wan reap

It's been a while

@Ibime
What do you have to say about this shit coin pornrocket.

Blaeizyt:
The way OpenHeaven will quietly drop calls and even beg people to buy here ehn... that's why I respect the guy, he doesn't even have time to respond to people that insult him here, he will just do his thing and move on. Me I am here accumulating more of PAPER (a call he made recently). The community is superb too! Important people in the cr*pto community on that project, it will definitely moon, that's a giving. See the big people on it na, no wonder he emphasized and kept reminding people to buy, that's the only project I sleep peacefully on now, honestly.

How can I get this Paper

Please how can I get pornrocket..it is urgent

As seen on my female client's WhatsApp status ....





Simps after seeing this post : Damn I need to up my game o..I need to elevate her ...I gat no goals , elevating her is my goal...I need to make her unavailable ...

Manipulation 101....

Misplaced priority ....
Sim linkage
Jamming network up north ...
But banditry still strives ...

Happy indebondage day

Mr righteousness please is this a sign

Northerns

Offpointng:


Ekukesian

God will judge you

KiNg0G:


Thanks bro, next time you are quoting me please use 0 instead o.
See them already saying your my alternate, because your airing your views.

If they throw me stones,am replying with guns, NUKES, missles...... that's what makes me a man.

They want me to leave, But am not going to do that like caliberator, who left but still coming this thread to read pills (that's cowardice)

They said if you can't beat them join them...but mahn this is the 21s century.....I tell you if you can't beat them.... stay and irritates them.. make them puke.... that's what makes you an Alpha.

Been observing you for sometime now and I must say this ... You are a real niqqa bro, let them say what ever the want to say.
you are the realest alphamail in here bro...
Keep the alphamail flag flying
Laffs in mockery

Me after reading this news

COOL10:
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Lol, you did well. Trust me that woman will never forget what you did. You'll be her topic of discussion every time she needs to talk about a 'disappointing experience'

boss exactly

Saturday experience...
After an unproductive day at work, I had to close for the day. Unsatisfied me was jejely sitting at the back of a Keke napep, attentively surfing through nairaland....Keke driver stopped to pick a passenger. (A man and a woman)
Our conversation..
Man: Oga (referring to me) abeg shift make I put load for back..
I jejely stood up and excused them. After loading I wanted to sit back on my initial position..
Man: Bros abeg make the woman sit down for back...
Mewith a frowning face) I no dey comfortable for front there I no fit sit down there.
Man: Na wa o Na woman she be Na..
Me: (no response... )
Woman: no wahala I go sit down for front ....


I felt like knocking the man sga... ignorance is not bliss o ...simping is a societal norm
#trp
#kiilsimping

Saviolamemphix:
A woman who gives birth for u is just like ur sex partner for life.

Simps in their taste and desperation for pussy don't even know this. SMH

Deeply in love with a single mother with 2 kids..
The Bleep is wrong with these people?
How I go see fire put hand inside
Make thunder fire that love ..
Mumu say him need advice....
To me he needs trp and beating

Whistle or gun which one you want make de ref blow

Alpha online mumu offline

God abeg I never enjoy life ...just wait small

How have successfully bought an item from AliExpress before.

Red pill in my cup of tea oh
Too bitter but now I live in reality.
Take it or leave it
You can't bend it
You can't change it to suit you or your actions.
Much respect to the doctors in this thread giving us our daily bitter truth dosage God bless y'all.
#TRP

Power rangers Cotonou storm

Harder harder work pays

El Chapo style