Today I posted a picture on my whatsapp status, A funny looking picture of me being bald(snapchat filter)
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So this Girl on my contact list sent me a message saying ...ha this picture is not fine o delete it...
My response: delete watin....madam na snapchat filter be that..and that's why dem call am my status I fit post anything I want so rest..
Girl: hmm I know say na your best picture be that ..
I ignored her..
She then said ..Valentine is coming o , won't you take me out ..
Me: we go nack?
Girl: hmm No....I know say you go talk this thing you this boy...you dey very bad.....you no fit ever for your life dey nice to person.... just ice cream nain you go buy for me o nawa o....she was like remember when I dy show you love o and I know say you don de get money small small...
Me: See this one ....make me I dey nice ?..... ...yenyenyen(mocking her) see babe i get other girls make want my attention that day...if you ready beep me ...
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You no wan sow you wan reap

It's been a while

@Ibime
What do you have to say about this shit coin pornrocket.

Blaeizyt:
The way OpenHeaven will quietly drop calls and even beg people to buy here ehn... that's why I respect the guy, he doesn't even have time to respond to people that insult him here, he will just do his thing and move on. Me I am here accumulating more of PAPER (a call he made recently). The community is superb too! Important people in the cr*pto community on that project, it will definitely moon, that's a giving. See the big people on it na, no wonder he emphasized and kept reminding people to buy, that's the only project I sleep peacefully on now, honestly.

How can I get this Paper

Please how can I get pornrocket..it is urgent

As seen on my female client's WhatsApp status ....





Simps after seeing this post : Damn I need to up my game o..I need to elevate her ...I gat no goals , elevating her is my goal...I need to make her unavailable ...

Manipulation 101....

Misplaced priority ....
Sim linkage
Jamming network up north ...
But banditry still strives ...

Happy indebondage day

Mr righteousness please is this a sign

Northerns

Offpointng:


Ekukesian

God will judge you

KiNg0G:


Thanks bro, next time you are quoting me please use 0 instead o.
See them already saying your my alternate, because your airing your views.

If they throw me stones,am replying with guns, NUKES, missles...... that's what makes me a man.

They want me to leave, But am not going to do that like caliberator, who left but still coming this thread to read pills (that's cowardice)

They said if you can't beat them join them...but mahn this is the 21s century.....I tell you if you can't beat them.... stay and irritates them.. make them puke.... that's what makes you an Alpha.

Been observing you for sometime now and I must say this ... You are a real niqqa bro, let them say what ever the want to say.
you are the realest alphamail in here bro...
Keep the alphamail flag flying
Laffs in mockery

Me after reading this news

COOL10:
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Lol, you did well. Trust me that woman will never forget what you did. You'll be her topic of discussion every time she needs to talk about a 'disappointing experience'

boss exactly

Saturday experience...
After an unproductive day at work, I had to close for the day. Unsatisfied me was jejely sitting at the back of a Keke napep, attentively surfing through nairaland....Keke driver stopped to pick a passenger. (A man and a woman)
Our conversation..
Man: Oga (referring to me) abeg shift make I put load for back..
I jejely stood up and excused them. After loading I wanted to sit back on my initial position..
Man: Bros abeg make the woman sit down for back...
Mewith a frowning face) I no dey comfortable for front there I no fit sit down there.
Man: Na wa o Na woman she be Na..
Me: (no response... )
Woman: no wahala I go sit down for front ....


I felt like knocking the man sga... ignorance is not bliss o ...simping is a societal norm
#trp
#kiilsimping

Saviolamemphix:
A woman who gives birth for u is just like ur sex partner for life.

Simps in their taste and desperation for pussy don't even know this. SMH

Deeply in love with a single mother with 2 kids..
The Bleep is wrong with these people?
How I go see fire put hand inside
Make thunder fire that love ..
Mumu say him need advice....
To me he needs trp and beating

Whistle or gun which one you want make de ref blow

Alpha online mumu offline

God abeg I never enjoy life ...just wait small

How have successfully bought an item from AliExpress before.

Red pill in my cup of tea oh
Too bitter but now I live in reality.
Take it or leave it
You can't bend it
You can't change it to suit you or your actions.
Much respect to the doctors in this thread giving us our daily bitter truth dosage God bless y'all.
#TRP

Power rangers Cotonou storm

Harder harder work pays

El Chapo style

I wonder ...no sef I no sure if you get girlfriend no girl fit gree for you ...haba you no dey nice at all you too stingy.... Na only you for all my friends male friends make no dey ever call me you too wicked

Those are the words of two ladies to me..

Am I too rigid abi cold?

Can you imagine.. imagine what those babies will go through in the hands of these babynapping bandits

Oldoinyolengai:
Can you explain how money is importanter in the game of dating?

Maybe the difference between our understandings is thinner than how we think.

Read my comment well it is self explanatory ....

ichidodo:
Money is Good....Game is Best...

No arguments boss ...[color=#990000][/color]

Game is important , money is importanter...

11Anonymous:

It's safe. I've bought stuff several times.

The site is saying can't ship to Nigeria

11Anonymous:

Buy from AliExpress.
I just ordered for the A5pro few days ago

is it safe bro?. I am kinda scared of AliExpress Sha

Who Have Umidigi A7pro Screen should indicate with the price please

Emily22:




Holla holla holla

How much is it