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1. ALBERT EINSTEIN :
* Field : Physics
* Known for : General relativity, Special relativity, Photoelectric effect, Brownian motion, Mass-energy equivalence, Einstein field equations, Unified field theory and Bose-Einstein statistics.
2. ISAAC NEWTON ;
* Fields : Physics, mathematics, astrology, natural philosophy, alchemy and theology.
* Known for : Newtonian mechanics, Universal gravitation, Calculus, Optics, Laws of motion and general contribution to the power series.
Who is greater "NEWTON OR EINSTEIN", although according to the Britain Royal Society, Newton is considered to have contributed greater portion to science, though both contributed equally to humanity.

Nairaland scientists/mathematicians, answer this ;
"Between Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein, who had the greatest impact on modern science, physics and mathematics?".As 4 me, Newton will forever beat Einstein to scientific discoveries.

Wife: I think i am quite slow in solving household problems.
Husband: Replace the RAM with 1GB.
Wife: The doctor just confirmed that i might not be able to get pregnant again due to my fibroid operation last month.
Husband : Oh!!!, i think i need to replace the system unit, since the processor is bad.

Wife: I think i am quite slow in solving household problems.
Husband: Replace the RAM with 1GB.
Wife: The doctor just confirmed that i might not be able to get pregnant again due to my fibroid operation last month.
Husband : Oh!!!, i think i need to replace the system unit, since the processor is bad.

Wife: I think i am quite slow in solving household problems.
Husband: Replace the RAM with 1GB.
Wife: The doctor just confirmed that i might not be able to get pregnant again due to my fibroid operation last month.
Husband : Oh!!!, i think i need to replace the system unit, since the processor is bad.

A white came to Nigeria spending 2days.On the last night before his departure to USA he visited an Ashawo joint(i.e prostitute stand), trying to play smart on one of the Prostitutes.The white man said to the Prostitute "HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE PER NIGHT", the igbo prostitute replied "2000naira".The white man said "I WILL PAY YOU IN HARD CURRENCY PROVIDED WE DON'T USE CONDOM, I WILL PAY YOU 2000U.S dollars".The lady accepted his offer and they both went into an hotel room spending the night together.
The next morning the white man paid the prostitute as he said, then he went out of the hotel to get a taxi that would take him to the airport.Immediately he entered the taxi, he called the prostitute out and shouted "THE DOLLAS I GAVE YOU ARE FAKE!!!", as the taxi moved on the igbo prostitute shouted at the white man in reply "THE TOTO YOU F**CKED NA HIV TOTO".

Before you criticise this post i would advice you read the thread by kate_angel on "Things guys should know about girls".This is a reply to kate_angel thread on the 1st of August,2009 at 10:30:47am.

Before you criticise this post i would advice you read the thread by kate_angel on "What guys need to know about girls".This is a reply to kate_angel thread on the 1st of August,2009 at 10:30:47am.

1. Do not talk too much either in public or in private, Guys hate this.
2. Our actions don't always speak of our true nature.In other words, don't mistake our giving with love.
3. Exhibit that lady-like character in your lifestyle, it pulls us off our feet.
4. We love being the boss, so give us that respect.
5. Don't make the mistake of taking him out for shopping.Preferrably, give him the money while he takes you out for shopping.
6. Learn how to read the mind and mode of your guy, it helps to sustain a relationship.
7. Guys are very free and loose, keeping your man to yourself requires prayer and nothing else.
8.Always fight to keep your man cos your closest friend might just be his next babe and you his ex.
9. Do not pretend about your love for the koko(i.e sex) cos we know every.
10. Sex is not everything in a man's relationship but give it to him when he demands for it because he might demand the same from your best friend if you refuse.
11. Men are generous being but do not take their generosity for granted.
12. Too much make-up is bad, it only makes you look like a sex-toy or porn star in the sight of men.
13. It is necessary that you possess at least moderate arsenal(i.e ass) and manchester(i.e boobs) just like Beyonce, it attracts guys alot.
14. Always keep a beautiful and smooth skin especially your legs and face.
15.If you are ugly(i.e the extraordinary the wor-wor), i advice you seek the help of a pastor in getting your dream man because physical beauty is an attractive force though character counts but it is a pity it lies beneath beauty in the sight of all men.
16.A man that gives you a gift deserves and must demand something in return.Remember that the law of karma must take its cause.
17. Your call or text blows a guy off his feet, always do these regularly.
18. If you are in love with a guy show it but don't woo him.
19. Mind the kind of female friends you bring to your guy's bunk(home) cos men are not to be trusted likewise babes.
20. Do not always ask for money, gifts and transport fare(Portharcourt girls in particular).We know when you need these things, so allow us surprise you instead of asking.
21. The percentage of trust girls should have for men is as follows;
*20% trust(Before marriage)
*70% trust(After marriage)
*100% trust(In heaven).