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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 7:30am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Emaprince: Check out rhymes! Church/dirt/earth/worth |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 7:16am On Oct 19, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus:E no rhyme oga! Cool/crew/boo/book/ dey one side while Cal/cle/gle/le dey another side. Abi u wan pronounce hustle as husool? No think say na because u no know me naim mean say u know pass me. For this Nl self the only people wey sabi rhyme very well na Emaprince, Mikuz and Coogar. Emaprince is the best though. Hold on, I'll post one of his verse so u'll see what good rhyming means |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 7:12am On Oct 19, 2014 |
kr0ne:U tell me quick jo! Check ur Fb inbox I send u one letter bomb. And tfu too! |
Rap Battles / Re: * * Fight Till Death - Elymaxiimus Vs Darkrebel * * by Wrongturn: 7:01am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point - - -Max (breaking bread >pastry< ) Rhymes - 2 points - - - tie (Max for win this but he rhymed cal cle and cool) Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- - - Dark (bonny m, Solomon northup, etc. Elymax has too...but forcing Darken Rahl to Dark na the ffuck up) Punchlines - 3 points - - -Max (sorry, I don't count indirect punchlines. Save them for cyphers. "dark is weak..moment I bring the light he dismiss!" ) Personals - 2 points- - -Max (nothing from Dark at all) Flow - 1 point - - -tie (both of them have shaky verses, maybe na rush) Wordplays - 2 points - - -tie (again Max would have won this crit but that > Usain< part spoiled it. it's Hussein not Usain. Barrack Hussein Obama. And e for better if u say 'who's sane' instead but e for no fit ur point. So as it goes, only meteorite and born fire stand out. Gee hover and offspring don expire ) Closer - 1 point- - -nil (should have ended with a personal or namplay, not wordplay but...) 6 - 2 My vote - -Elymaxiimus! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 7:12pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Testerfuze:Ffuck ur redundant lines/ Ive seen everything u've done with rhymes/ and am better than u a hundred times/ next time come with something nice/ or i'll have ur career summarizeds/ coz it's too clear ur undersized!/ unless u want to cry/ then i won't only punch ur face/ but proceed to cure ur craze/ and also foil ur name/ lyrically am not ur mate/ so better stop and walk away/ coz when u face Wrongturn....uve lost ur way!!/ when it comes to texts am rude/ and I make and set the rules/ that's my true colour .... but u don't get a clue/ so I'll point the techs at u/ and beat u red and blue!/ bro u jes met ya doom/ Wrongturn came with gloves so there's no harm to test a fuse!! 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Krone, tfu!! I no tell u say make u add me for the next one? Tfu!! |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 3:19pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
@Gladyys, what's bad in meeting me in my chambers for some rap lectures |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 1:46pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Gladyys:Lets meet in my chambers and come alone |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 11:08am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Iceskidd:I can't blame this pest/ hes spent months here yet the fa. aint impressed/ . . . .anyone. He's like a back page event/ and there 'll be snowfall in Nigeria the day u start making sense/ u can't challenge this vet/ its easy to get this queer smacked/ its sheer fact/ don't feel like an obstacle i see u as a clear path/ am only spinning a frees/ and teaching the dweeb/ ..how its done so stop feeling ur shhit/ cos if I cud kill 'big goats' there no deal killing a 'kid!' 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Cameroon Says 27 Boko Haram Hostages Released by Wrongturn: 11:05am On Oct 11, 2014 |
No peace for the wicked. The next thing to drop now is their lives 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS II|*ILLNESS Vs TEDDYBIYASI*»»| by Wrongturn: 10:31pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point. . .tie (both came with good ideas( Rhymes - 2 points. . .Teddy (Illness, work on ur rhymes) Similes/metaphor - 2 points. . .Illness (with familiar examples) Punchlines - 3 points. . .Teddy (she has fresher punches, especially the opener and the paradise ish. The g-string, shock wire, mail are outplayed including Teddy's shit and pampers) Personals - 2 points.. .Illness (has more) Flow - 1 point. . .Teddy Wordplays - 2 points. . .Teddy (textile, cotton. Illness that test still/ text steel is forced test and text don't sound the same) Closers - 1 point. . .Illness (I like Teddy's idea IMO) Mvgt - -Teddybiyasi! |
Rap Battles / Re: |««-CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS*SOSIQDUDE-Vs-CRANIUM*»»| by Wrongturn: 9:40pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point. . .Nil (sosiqdude cud have taken this but his idea didn't work) Rhymes - 2 points. .sosiqdude Similes/metaphor - 2 points. . .cranium Punchlines - 3 points. . .Tie (most punches I see here are outplayed) Personals - 2 points. . .cranium Flow - 1 point. . .sosiqdude Wordplays - 2 points. . .sosiqdude (the gay. Thought in harm is forced) Closers - 1 point. . .cranium (I love that jihadist idea) Mvgt- - -tie! |
Rap Battles / Re: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS|*KR0NE-vs-IAMAROMOLAERAN*»»| by Wrongturn: 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Dem dey fear to vote again? I won't be the first |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 7:06pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
U guys shud act mature pls, enough of this bitching about |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 9:00am On Oct 07, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:Are u in RG? |
Rap Battles / Re: Total Slaughter 4: Iamaromolaeran Vs Clasiksam by Wrongturn: 8:43am On Oct 07, 2014 |
Iamo wins. But what kind of battle is this No nameplay or whatever. To me both verses are more like freestyle, abi Na the new trend be this? U can't win anybody with these lines on Facebook. Come to RG and see what brawling means |
Rap Battles / Re: Topical Battle Of The Loverboys.. Title: I Want You To Be Mine by Wrongturn: 3:12pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
Oga krone if this will happen again pls I want in |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 11:38am On Oct 06, 2014 |
Warriblood, how far we no brawl again?? |
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Battle Of The Immortals : GIYAZZ Vs Iamaromolaeran! ~* * by Wrongturn: 6:51am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point . . Giyaz Rhymes - 2 points. .Iamo Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points. . Tie Punchlines - 3 points. .Iamo Personals - 2 points. .Iamo Flow - 1 point. .Tie Wordplays - 2 points. .iamo Closer - 1 point. .Iamo MVGT . . .Iamo 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash 2: Iamaromolaeran Vs Teddybiyasi by Wrongturn: 2:58pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran:Check ffr for my freestyles man. I requested for a doc to brawl Warriblood but no reply. Na by force to battle? Bye |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash 2: Iamaromolaeran Vs Teddybiyasi by Wrongturn: 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
iamaromolaeran post=/post/26815544:O boy I dont do hate votes pls. U lost that match and dont tag me again coz I no sabi fight |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash 2: Iamaromolaeran Vs Teddybiyasi by Wrongturn: 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Did Coogar ghostwrite for Teddy This is sheer bagging! Mvgt - Teddybiyasi Goodnight! 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Total Slaughter 3: Geoxpress Vs Illness by Wrongturn: 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Opener - Tie (both came with a bang) Rhymes - Geo (I see fall offs but Geo was more consistent) Similes/ Metaphor - Geo Punchlines - Tie Personals - Tie Flow - Illness Wordplay -Nil (Kratos and Auspices. The rest are generic) Closer - Illness Mvgt - Tie |
Rap Battles / Re: * * Deadly Arrows : Geoxpress Vs Captainflash * * by Wrongturn: 7:42am On Sep 29, 2014 |
I don't understand anything from Captainflash's verse. End up Geo's trap or end Geo up in trap and how is that related to traffic? Last kiss was bird flew? His gals can't break ur heart? Na the gals dey quarrel with u? Keone said ur greek? Am layer so fly...bull! Am not sure u have battled before Vote - Geoxpress! 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash : Inkblood Vs Mikuz by Wrongturn: 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Mikuz got this |
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Awards! Awards!! Awards!!! ~ * * by Wrongturn: 10:17pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Hall of fame: Ibime Best verse: Krone (against Jigsaw) But wordplay: Krone Best rhymer: Fyh Best personal : Fyh Best opener: Fyh (mishandle tester) Best judge: Elymaxiimus (very straightforward!) Best closer: ? Best humour: Warriblood Best newcomer: Kslibb Most decent: Kslibb Best punchlines: Kslibb (some adjustments needed tho) |
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Final : Kr0ne Vs Fuckyouhard ~ * * by Wrongturn: 9:53pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point - - Tie Rhymes - 2 points - - Fyh Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - - Krone Punchlines - 3 points - - Tie Personals - 2 points - - Krone Flow - 1 point - - Fyh Wordplays - 2 points - - Krone Closer - 1 point - - Fyh Mvgt - Krone 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Teaching Our Children The Sense Of Gratitude. by Wrongturn: 12:13pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
shehuakafi: German Muslim scholar replies onThose people u mentioned at a certain point in time acknowledged they did wrong. But if ur Muslim brothers do the same, they give thanks to Allah and seek to do even more. So they're terrorists |
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Wrongturn: 9:48am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Opener - 1 point = TIE Rhymes - 2 points = FYH Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points = FYH Punchlines - 3 points =TIE Personals - 2 points = FYH Flow - 1 point FYH Wordplays - 2 points FYH Closer - 1 point = TIE MVGT - FYH |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 9:18am On Sep 04, 2014 |
yeyenatu: E dey where I put am ooo. Hectic day, man!Na unto school matter o. How u dey? Ckushy too just disappear, I hope all is well |
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Brutal Clash III { Season 2 } : Ibime Vs U3 ~ * * by Wrongturn: 9:05am On Sep 04, 2014 |
If una like make una no count am and why Iamaromolaeran vote two times?? Opener - 1 point - Ibime Rhymes - 2 points - Tie Similes/ Metaphors 2 points- Tie Punchlines - 3 points - Ibime (o boy! That airplane with drugs in the nyash make me laugh cry laugh. E dey pain me say Limerich no understand am ) Personals 2 points- Tie (I no wan know wetin dey worry una two jo!) Flow - 1 point - U3 Wordplays - 2 points - Tie Closer - 1 point - U3 MHVGT- Ibime |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 8:01pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Am beginning to hate this place. Errybody biting errybody |
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