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Travel / Re: Driver Crushed Young Man To Death At Abakpa In Enugu State (Viewers Discretion) by wtfCode: 7:49pm On May 30
jeromestarks:
If you have fvcked another man's wife - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have fvcked another woman's husband - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you marry a woman you didn't disvirgin - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever raped anyone - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever cheated on your partner - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever led anyone on - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever exchanged blows with your father - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever had s3x with your mother - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever rejected a pregnancy that truly belonged to you - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever pinned another man's child on someone else - such miserable fortune will befall you.

If you have ever used sex to extort a man - such miserable fortune will befall you.

Finally, if you have suffered to pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony for for a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie, such miserable fortune HAS already befallen you.


Aaarrgh aaarrrhn angry angry what's all these nah.
Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by wtfCode: 12:12am On Nov 29, 2023
Sex is spiritually powerful.
Alot of factor comes into play here.
If you're not spiritually compatible with your spouse, you might inherit some spiritual problems that might be hard to come out.

So guys, study your female b4 having sex with her.

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Celebrities / Re: May Edochie Replies Husband, Yul, After He Publicly Asked For Her Forgiveness by wtfCode: 4:07pm On Dec 24, 2022
Some women shaa.
I have an uncle that later married his baby mama because of his son.
After having 3 kids, he found the love of his life.
He married her as a second wife.
Now the first wife is like, 'i can't take it' but now forgets what she made the man went through.
Do not manipulate somebody to marry you because they've got good heart.
Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon Expecting His 12th Child: I Feel Guilty Not Spending Time With My Ki by wtfCode: 10:20pm On Dec 18, 2022
I hope he makes time for all those kids
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by wtfCode: 10:09pm On Dec 18, 2022
Blake755:

Really I heard this too many times funny is this is where the confusion is
Yep that's because religion and whatever they preach has clouded your mind, but I'm not saying religion is a bad thing either.
There are good teachings that you get from religion that helps the society.
But there is the spirituality, the real deal here which is your personal connection, experience with the universe.
You discover your spirituality when you're open minded with every belief system(i.e no religion or belief is the best in the world). I'm not saying you should be an atheist because in spirituality you in your higher self or higher energy or something.
Youve got to make more research on this to understand more.

In this world, there are many ways to live it.
As for me, i believe whatever you feed the mind is what it's gonna work on. So it's all in your head.
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by wtfCode: 9:29pm On Dec 18, 2022
Blake755:
I don't even know what else to believe in religion the whole thing is confusing
Remember thats religion abd spirituality are not the same

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Romance / Re: A Lady Dies After Taking Poison After Her Boyfriend Left Her (Pictures) by wtfCode: 11:00pm On Dec 14, 2022
Heartbreak abi suicide
Politics / Re: Three Men Rape Male Commercial Tricycle Operator In Awka by wtfCode: 10:51pm On Dec 14, 2022
Money is powerful

Politics / Re: Tinubu: I'll Dredge River Niger and develop Baro Port by wtfCode: 10:35pm On Dec 14, 2022
He could keep on dreaming angry
Crime / Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by wtfCode: 12:45pm On Dec 11, 2022
This headline carry heavy weight
Culture / Re: See The Sacrifice They Dropped On My Neighbor's Doorstep by wtfCode: 1:50pm On Dec 10, 2022
Ogun stàte

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Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by wtfCode: 11:58am On Dec 09, 2022
But having erection means you're a full grown human being.
Many people signify that by getting married.
That's why sex education and other education is good for the society so as to know the importance of population control.
Romance / Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by wtfCode: 11:53am On Dec 09, 2022
Dobson43:
sad


Your suggestions rings very true but shouldn't be limited in scope to broke guys. Such compliments should be accorded to ladies as well. Nothing prevents a lady from holding her own in the midst of guys and beating guys in any sphere of endeavor.



Let me put in as succinctly as possible: a broke lady shouldn't get wet nor should she use her body as an office to transact business. She shouldn't be in a rush so spread her legs like a Bible for anyone to read
My niggahh.
Broke ladies should remain virgin too.
Wassaldis grin angry
Politics / Re: Stella Okotete: Buhari Appoints Hairdresser As NEXIM Boss, Lawyers Demand Sack by wtfCode: 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2022
: D grin grin
Fashion / Re: Brían Nguyen: Transgender Man Wins Most Beautiful Girl In America Pageant by wtfCode: 11:23am On Nov 15, 2022
God why!! undecided cry
Family / Re: Man Discovered He Is Not The Father Of His Children Through Wife's Chat by wtfCode: 8:40am On Nov 15, 2022
doggedfighter:
grin grin




I don't know why their conversation is funny to me
.
Because you're a woman angry angry
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N10m To Release Corpse Of Man They Killed After Collecting Ransom by wtfCode: 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2022
Wonders shall never end angry
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Presented With Handmade Shoes by People With Disabilities In Benue by wtfCode: 3:08pm On Nov 10, 2022
Obidient and yusful society is the way forward grin
Crime / Re: 2 POS Robbers Set Ablaze In Enugu by wtfCode: 2:23pm On Nov 10, 2022
beerfraud:
cheesy cheesy minus 2 votes for Peter Pandora Obituary cheesy grin
Bro youve got a serious mental probs
Romance / Re: This Is What A Desperate Single Lady Posted On A Facebook Group by wtfCode: 3:28pm On Nov 02, 2022
grin grin :oikpu oku kwa?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Typhoon Nanmadol Slams Japan ( Pics, Video) by wtfCode: 12:53pm On Oct 12, 2022
Stronghold91:

the world will begin to end
from Japan
Na you go go dia go end am sad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Typhoon Nanmadol Slams Japan ( Pics, Video) by wtfCode: 3:15pm On Sep 20, 2022
Go there in 3 weeks time and you won't notice what happened overthere

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Politics / Re: “I Cannot Be A Yoruba Boy And Vote For Igbo” - Prophet Oladele Supports Tinubu by wtfCode: 9:22am On Sep 13, 2022
Dividing this country is nothing but the best solution to the peoples problem right now.
Politics / Re: 2023: Someone Who Claimed He Lost His Wealth Under Abacha Now Owns Planes – Obi by wtfCode: 7:33pm On Sep 12, 2022
Bontafa:



I hear say abacha use e certificate smoke weed too

Imagine who wan be president of Nigeria!
After all buhari did to us
Crime / Re: Engineer Stabs Wife & Son For Refusing To Return Home Due To Domestic Violence by wtfCode: 1:48pm On Jun 04, 2022
He's a Fulani
Sports / Re: Matiyasi FC, South African Club Banned For Life After Beating Opponent 59-1 by wtfCode: 1:08pm On Jun 04, 2022
grin grin it's a fixed match
Travel / Re: Man In This Crashed Car Was Driving To The Venue Of His Suprised 50th Birthday by wtfCode: 5:57pm On Jun 03, 2022
Village people
Food / Re: Boy Almost Passes Out After trying To Eat 25k Naira Suya (vid) by wtfCode: 5:12pm On Jun 03, 2022
grin with all the pepper wey dey inside am.
...and this weekend people no fit buy kam one bottle beer for him! angry
Politics / Re: If PDP Picks Peter Obi.... - Reno Omokri by wtfCode: 12:55pm On May 23, 2022
jmoore:
Reno Omokri is very DUMB.

Atiku he is supporting wasted his money in 2019 election.

Mumu that claims to be a Christian but is defending Atiku for deleting a post that condemned Islamist terrorists killing Deborah.

The foolish Reno says Igbo insults him, but he has been insulting Tinubu and Buhari.

Nothing in this world is perfect!
Even our own iconic Reno.


Reno be confirmed idiot!!

Food / Re: The 3 Small Oranges I Bought For N100 by wtfCode: 12:50pm On May 23, 2022
Sweetplum:

Your head like those oranges. I don suck the nutrients komot.
Yeehhh yeh, comrade I have a special seat for you.
Health / Re: Vaginal Tear Or Cut During Childbirth by wtfCode: 12:34pm On May 23, 2022
How does a tored vagina looks like?
Ladies choose ur husband's wisely, if he has a big head then I'm sorry for you.
If not for CS, wetin women for do shocked

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